Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Expecting

[The Rick]

NEW YORK - Let the couch-jumping begin: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Holmes' pregnancy was reported Wednesday by People magazine. The couple have been dating since April and became engaged in June.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Lee Anne DeVette, Cruise's spokeswoman, told People.

It would be Holmes' first child. Cruise has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman.

No further details were available. Devette added that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."

Cruise, 43, is now shooting "Mission" Impossible 3."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_en_ce/people_cruise_holmes

[The Rick]

Ahhh...dupe post. Nothing to see here. Move along...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=125967

[Donger]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_en_ce/people_cruise_holmes

I wonder who the sperm donor was.

[chagrin]

are you related to the brad?

[Red Dawg]

I bet it smells like roses between her legs.

[gblowfish]

Mmmmmm......
Blowfish likey.
Grrrrr....pounce at me like a tiger!!

[Fish]

Behold the power of Scientology!!

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/880/usingdianetics9xb.gif

[Rain Man]

I still can't figure out why a person would divorce Nicole Kidman. I mean, unless she was sneaking out at night and killing chickens or something.

[Donger]

I still can't figure out why a person would divorce Nicole Kidman. I mean, unless she was sneaking out at night and killing chickens or something.

Tom discovered one of her first films, BMX Bandits and had no other choice.

[Ultra Peanut]

Expecting what?

[Ultra Peanut]

Behold the power of Scientology!!

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/880/usingdianetics9xb.gifBOOM, HEADSHOT!

[Brock]

This kid will most certainly have an effed up life.

[Eleazar]

Two celebrities, dating for two months, engaged for 4, time for a bunch of kids. Sounds like a recipe for success to me.

[tommykat]

Boy oh boy, I sure hope she doesn't have postp-depression.......Will he eat his stuip words towards that one......Actually, I hope he eats a lot of chit with that. :harumph:

[Deberg_1990]

So does this move him up to the next rung on the Scientology chain??? Seems very "Rosemary's Baby" to me??

[Ultra Peanut]

Boy oh boy, I sure hope she doesn't have postp-depression.......Will he eat his stuip words towards that one......Actually, I hope he eats a lot of chit with that. :harumph:

Lucille: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I went off my post-partum medication.
Michael: You were still taking that? You had Buster 32 years ago.
Lucille: And that’s how long I’ve been depressed about him. Actually, I did go off it in the early ’90s, but I didn’t like what happened to me.
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1994
John Beard: Claiming she could take it no more, the young mother released the emergency brake, allowing her car to roll backwards into the nearby lake.
Lucille: Good for her!
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Lucille: I must have gained three pounds.

Wait, I just realized how that sort of took things full-circle...

[GoTrav]

BOOM, HEADSHOT!

having FPS Doug stomp a mudhole in Cruise's ass would be too funny.

http://www.alexthissen.nl/weblog/content/binary/headshot.jpg

[Dunit35]

like the relationship will actually last...it seems that if celebrities are married..they were already together before they become hugely famous..

[Halfcan]

I accidently knocked Katie up, whoops!

[Fat Elvis]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=47728&stc=1

So Matt, would you be up for a little bit of wrestling?

[Ultra Peanut]

<img src="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=47728&stc=1" style="width: 583px; height: 280px; border: 0" alt="" />

"Don't make me stab you to death with this pen, Tom."

[luv]

That will be one adorable baby.

And speaking of celebrity gossip, Ashton and Demi tied the not. At least that what I gathered from the words "surprise wedding" on the cover of People.