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memyselfI
10-05-2005, 05:41 PM
Ok Britney fans, here is your dream come true. A sex tape of Britney...while pregnant. ROFL

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005460337,00.html

By BECI WOOD
Sun Online

BRITNEY Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home video is about to be made public.

A member of the singer’s entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple’s personal video tapes – allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America’s US Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been.

The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.

She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."

Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show Chaotic after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.

The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx tour last year "to just f*** all day".
Deberg_1990
10-05-2005, 05:56 PM
I predict this would become the biggest selling home made porn of all time if released.
Fire Me Boy!
10-05-2005, 05:58 PM
I'd buy it. Yeah, she's a skank. But she's a hot skank.
Rain Man
10-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Is there a way that we could blank out Kevin Federline?
FloridaChief
10-05-2005, 06:06 PM
As opposed to that old Britney sex tape. I guess...
tk13
10-05-2005, 06:06 PM
Is there a way that we could blank out Kevin Federline?
Close your eyes.
Gravedigger
10-05-2005, 07:02 PM
She's a used white trash whore no better than anna nicole but britney hasnt shown up to an award show plastered or married a man sixty years her senior.......yet!
Eleazar
10-05-2005, 07:03 PM
How long before she lays down for some skin rag?
leviw
10-05-2005, 07:04 PM
I'd buy it. Yeah, she's a skank. But she's a hot skank.

I thought she was still a virgin? :shrug:
Dunit35
10-05-2005, 07:10 PM
skank no doubt..
siberian khatru
10-05-2005, 07:11 PM
Did someone say Arby's?
Pants
10-05-2005, 07:15 PM
She's nasty.
Coogs
10-05-2005, 07:43 PM
A new one?!?!?!

Shoot, I didn't realize there was an old one. Did she do the one with Jenna Jamison a couple of years ago?
Dunit35
10-05-2005, 09:06 PM
shes more like a one nighter then a person that I would date...shes too stupid and I couldnt trust her...shes also a huge SKANK..kinda like Paris..but it would be tough to tell anyone about skank Paris...unless I could sue her for some VD she gave me..
el borracho
10-05-2005, 09:42 PM
Britney, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes all have their own thread on the front page during week 5 of the season? Ladies, :shake:
tk13
10-05-2005, 09:51 PM
Britney, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes all have their own thread on the front page during week 5 of the season? Ladies, :shake:
I expect Mary Hart and Pat O'Brien to join the board at any time now.
Halfcan
10-05-2005, 10:53 PM
wickedly cool, but kinda sick too.
memyselfI
10-06-2005, 08:30 AM
Has Cody fallen off the face of the earth? I thought this would be his dream...

minus the other guy and the fetus. :hmmm: ROFL
Goapics1
10-06-2005, 08:34 AM
Britney, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes all have their own thread on the front page during week 5 of the season? Ladies, :shake:
I was going to agree with you but I remembered that I started the thread about Tom and Katie expecting. Oh well.
chagrin
10-06-2005, 08:35 AM
Did someone say Arby's?
ROFL
seclark
10-06-2005, 08:39 AM
Close your eyes.
you mean close 1 eye.
sec
Extra Point
10-06-2005, 08:43 AM
Close your eyes.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

out of 5
Bootlegged
10-06-2005, 08:44 AM
Did someone say Arby's?


What??
Dr. Johnny Fever
10-06-2005, 09:13 AM
I thought she was still a virgin? :shrug:
well she's not a girl..... not yet a woman.... but at least a **** machine...
ndbbm
10-06-2005, 09:16 AM
Ok, I admit it....I'd watch this. :shake: Sh!t, I disappoint myself.
Dr. Johnny Fever
10-06-2005, 09:19 AM
Ok, I admit it....I'd watch this. :shake: Sh!t, I disappoint myself.
Oh you bet I'll watch it... with a bottle of lotion next to me....... you know......... for dry skin........................



:D
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 09:22 AM
It clearly says she doesn't LOOK pregnant yet. Hell you'd probably never know she was knocked up just from watching it if that's the case.

Why on earth do celebrities tape this stuff? They're just asking for someone to steal it and throw it up all over the internet.
kcblue555
10-06-2005, 09:24 AM
I wouldn't be suprised if this was a publicity stunt so you and your b12 year daughters will buy Britney's next album.
teedubya
10-06-2005, 09:26 AM
She likes it up the bum... I hope they show that. That would rule.
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 09:30 AM
She likes it up the bum... I hope they show that. That would rule.

Well it was her body selling the records. Now that all those pictures of her pregnant wearing a two piece came out I can imagine they might be worried about it.

In the pics I saw, that worn-out hide was ballooned up so large, I wondered if she was having a kid or a volkswagon
Dr. Johnny Fever
10-06-2005, 09:33 AM
She likes it up the bum... I hope they show that. That would rule.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Goapics1
10-06-2005, 09:34 AM
She likes it up the bum... I hope they show that. That would rule.
And you know this how?
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 09:39 AM
And you know this how?

He can spot his kind anywhere.
Goapics1
10-06-2005, 09:40 AM
He can spot his kind anywhere.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Inspector
10-06-2005, 10:21 AM
She's really rich.





I could love her madly.
David.
10-06-2005, 10:24 AM
this video is about a year and a half late :/









*not that I'm not gonna see it :D
Bowser
10-06-2005, 10:31 AM
She's really rich.





I could love her madly.

Or go mad trying to love her......
MichaelH
10-06-2005, 10:34 AM
I's still hit it! :p
kregger
10-06-2005, 11:38 AM
Britney, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes all have their own thread on the front page during week 5 of the season? Ladies, :shake:

Just goes to show ya what a bye week will do!
foxman
10-06-2005, 11:47 AM
I wondered if she was having a kid or a volkswagon

ROFL


I'd hit it...who am I kidding, so would you who are you kidding?
htismaqe
10-06-2005, 11:58 AM
It clearly says she doesn't LOOK pregnant yet. Hell you'd probably never know she was knocked up just from watching it if that's the case.

Bummer.

:D
Mr. Flopnuts
10-06-2005, 01:31 PM
If this is true, and she doesn't look pregnant, I will jerk it to this until I'm 40. Skank or not, each and every one of you would poke that in the brown.
Chan93lx50
10-06-2005, 01:40 PM
I'd eat the corn out of her shit I tell ya!
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 01:45 PM
ROFL


I'd hit it...who am I kidding, so would you who are you kidding?

I just said she was a worn out, haggard, used up hide. I didn't say anything about not wanting to :D
Bootlegged
10-06-2005, 01:55 PM
If this is true, and she doesn't look pregnant, I will jerk it to this until I'm 40. Skank or not, each and every one of you would poke that in the brown.


QUALITY POST.
RedNFeisty
10-06-2005, 02:03 PM
Why on earth do celebrities tape this stuff? They're just asking for someone to steal it and throw it up all over the internet.

I believe that is the intent. It's called publicity. They can deny it all they want, but that is what I think.

She certainly looks like white trailer trash, now that she is seventy pounds over weight, she is just nasty and I can honesty say I wouldn't bang her more then once.
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 02:25 PM
I believe that is the intent. It's called publicity. They can deny it all they want, but that is what I think.

She certainly looks like white trailer trash, now that she is seventy pounds over weight, she is just nasty and I can honesty say I wouldn't bang her more then once.

Yeah, exactly. Before she hooked up with this guy, before letting everything go, I could see it. Now she looks pretty ordinary.
GoTrav
10-06-2005, 02:26 PM
Yeah, exactly. Before she hooked up with this guy, before letting everything go, I could see it. Now she looks pretty ordinary.

pics? Haven't see her post-baby.
Dr. Johnny Fever
10-06-2005, 02:40 PM
I can honesty say I wouldn't bang her more then once.
I love you.......
siberian khatru
10-06-2005, 02:41 PM
Yeah, exactly. Before she hooked up with this guy, before letting everything go, I could see it. Now she looks pretty ordinary.

But he looks FAAAAB-ulous!
StcChief
10-06-2005, 02:42 PM
Good to show her kid later in life. Slut.

Her a$$ will balloon out.
RedNFeisty
10-06-2005, 02:50 PM
I love you.......
Nah, you are just infatuated with the thought of me!
Bowser
10-06-2005, 02:52 PM
Nah, you are just infatuated with the thought of me!

.....twisted up with Britney like a pretzel.

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.
QuikSsurfer
10-06-2005, 03:06 PM
Oh you bet I'll watch it... with a bottle of lotion next to me....... you know......... for dry skin........................



:D


hahahahha nice. rep
Dunit35
10-06-2005, 03:45 PM
I believe that is the intent. It's called publicity. They can deny it all they want, but that is what I think.

She certainly looks like white trailer trash, now that she is seventy pounds over weight, she is just nasty and I can honesty say I wouldn't bang her more then once.

No doubt...lets make a home made porn and take with us everywhere we go so we can "watch it" in the hotel...

Britney's manager: Britney sales of your albums are down 25%
Britney: Oh no, Im pregant I cant show much skin right now..wait a tick (as she thinks to herself) anyways I have to go to a show, will you do me a favor and take the VCR tape thats in the VCR back to lackluster. (wink) Theres two videos, take the movie one back (wink)
Britney's manager: Sure thing Britney I will...

Two days later this rumors have come out...
Dr. Johnny Fever
10-06-2005, 03:46 PM
Nah, you are just infatuated with the thought of me!
There's a difference...?






:)
Duck Dog
10-06-2005, 03:47 PM
Who are you haters kidding? She is very dooable and is worth 250 Mil (which in itself makes her dooable). I think some of you would be too nervous to give it to her.
KC Dan
10-06-2005, 03:48 PM
This thread without pics is WORTHLESS!
memyselfI
10-06-2005, 09:25 PM
This thread without pics is WORTHLESS!

Here ya go.

http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/britneyshower.gif
Simplex3
10-06-2005, 09:32 PM
Here ya go.

http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/britneyshower.gif
Well, that killed the thread. ROFL
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 09:34 PM
good lawd. You'd think, being a quadrillion trillionaire, that she could find a better swimsuit. At least wear a one piece or something. She looks like my uncle Bob with that gut.
memyselfI
10-06-2005, 09:46 PM
good lawd. You'd think, being a quadrillion trillionaire, that she could find a better swimsuit. At least wear a one piece or something. She looks like my uncle Bob with that gut.

Well, in fairness to her she is obviously very pregnant...

but then when I was and had gained 40+ pounds I wasn't running around in a bikini. And no, I didn't start out with her bod to begin with so the change wasn't quite as drastic.

I have no doubt she'll personal trainer and even narc up her way back to her old bod...
Eleazar
10-06-2005, 09:52 PM
Well, in fairness to her she is obviously very pregnant...

but then when I was and had gained 40+ pounds I wasn't running around in a bikini. And no, I didn't start out with her bod to begin with so the change wasn't quite as drastic.

I have no doubt she'll personal trainer and even narc up her way back to her old bod...

arrghgghhh I could do without the visuals

no disrespect
memyselfI
10-06-2005, 09:54 PM
arrghgghhh I could do without the visuals

no disrespect

I don't happen to think pregnant bellies are all that attractive either. No matter who is wearing them. What they stand for is nice but the actual appearance of them really isn't.
memyselfI
10-06-2005, 09:56 PM
Here is another visual to get your mind off the one you objected too... :evil:

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/108748.jpg
BigMeatballDave
10-07-2005, 12:29 AM
Here is another visual to get your mind off the one you objected too... :evil:

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/108748.jpgWTF?!
:shake:
Miles
10-07-2005, 01:05 AM
Brutal.
mikey23545
10-07-2005, 05:41 AM
Anyone who would dress like that while preggers is a friggin' moron....

Are we all supposed to think, "Oh what a beautiful sight!"...?
Goapics1
10-07-2005, 05:53 AM
She looks like my uncle Bob with that gut.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Kerberos
10-07-2005, 06:04 AM
Whats seems to be the problem???

None of you guys like riding the HUMP?


:D



.
MichaelH
10-07-2005, 06:21 AM
Here is another visual to get your mind off the one you objected too... :evil:

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/108748.jpg

All she needs is a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a Bud pounder in her right hand and she'd look like the trolls around these parts. :drool:ROFL
Fire Me Boy!
10-07-2005, 06:27 AM
That would be Arby's Giant Roast Beef, as opposed to their regular roast beef.
SLAG
10-07-2005, 08:14 AM
All she needs is a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a Bud pounder in her right hand and she'd look like the trolls around these parts.


If thats the case
Ive got to get me to North Carolina!:hmmm::whackit:
teedubya
10-08-2005, 12:37 PM
And you know this how?

when she was married to that dude in Vegas for 12 hours or whatever... afterward, he told all to People magazine, how she likes it up the ass, but only in the shower, so she doesnt poop everywhere.

Hope this helps the fantasy! :-)

-Ali Chi3fs
Here to help.
Hammock Parties
10-08-2005, 12:44 PM
On the plus side, her tits are now GIGANTIC!!!

Anyone got a link the video?
chappy
10-08-2005, 03:55 PM
Someone Needs to find this video let it be a Chiefs Planet Mission for the greater good of all MANkind
RINGLEADER
10-08-2005, 07:30 PM
I'd buy it. Yeah, she's a skank. But she's a hot skank.

To be honest I walked right past her in the grocery store and didn't even know she was anybody. My girlfriend had to point out that it was Brittany. She's actually pretty plain IMO.