Does this look like it would hurt?

[J Diddy]

Here's my birthday boo boo.

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/4067361a_a081/bc/my+boo+boo/ouch.jpg?bft.7RDBxMYHvFhQ

[Phobia]

Damn dude. Damn.

I've done some stupid crap over a woman in my lifetime but you take the prize.

[Hammock Parties]

What the **** did you do?

[J Diddy]

Damn dude. Damn.

I've done some stupid crap over a woman in my lifetime but you take the prize.

hehe


It only hurts a little now.

[J Diddy]

What the **** did you do?


Beat up a canadian and in the process put my hand through a double paned glass.

The canadian thing was the funner of the 2.

[BigRedChief]

Let me guess........Alcohol was involved, Correct?

[J Diddy]

Let me guess........Alcohol was involved, Correct?

A little, mostly involved was some freaking guy trying to bed my wife.

[royr17]

I cant get it to come up, can you repost a pic of it ?

[Hammock Parties]

Here you go.

[royr17]

Damn thats bad .........

[Rain Man]

If it goes all the way around, you can tell people a great story about having it chewed off by a bear, and how you had to fend off the bear, get your arm back, and then carry it out of the wilderness to a hospital to get it reattached. Chicks dig bear attack stories and severed limbs.

[Hammock Parties]

If it goes all the way around, you can tell people a great story about having it chewed off by a bear, and how you had to fend off the bear, get your arm back, and then carry it out of the wilderness to a hospital to get it reattached. Chicks dig bear attack stories and severed limbs.

I don't know. Some chicks might see that as a deterrent if they have designs on cutting off your penis. I doubt those types want someone that's going to fix their handiwork.

[Rain Man]

I don't know. Some chicks might see that as a deterrent if they have designs on cutting off your penis. I doubt those types want someone that's going to fix their handiwork.

Well, yeah, but you wouldn't want to hook up with one of those types anyway. Unless she was really hot, maybe.

[PastorMikH]

I don't know. Some chicks might see that as a deterrent if they have designs on cutting off your penis. .



Aaaaannnd, if you are dating a woman that would consider that in the first place, the downside of a story like this being a deterent is what exactly?????

[J Diddy]

Aaaaannnd, if you are dating a woman that would consider that in the first place, the downside of a story like this being a deterent is what exactly?????

Think of the adventure involved, why would you miss that?

[Hammock Parties]

Aaaaannnd, if you are dating a woman that would consider that in the first place, the downside of a story like this being a deterent is what exactly?????

The trick is to lay the pipe and then get the hell out of there.

[J Diddy]

The trick is to lay the pipe and then get the hell out of there.


Most definitely with a quickness. The problem lies within the fact that, just like a good plumber, if you lay the pipe right then they'll always be calling.

[jspchief]

I knew a guy that put his arm through a plate glass window. Hamburgerd all his tendons and now he's the proud owner of an arm that doesn't do anything.

[Rausch]

Damn, link to longer good.

I wanted to laugh at Donger's pain too...

[keg in kc]

Most definitely with a quickness. The problem lies within the fact that, just like a good plumber, if you lay the pipe right then they'll always be calling.Hookers are a wonderful thing.