Dream your own world....Utopia

[tommykat]

We had this in High School

Plan your own Utopian world. Have fun~This is what you would have your perfect world be OK all..........Let's go with your stories. Use your imagination!

[Phobia]

72 Virgins. Definitely 72 Virgins.

[Skip Towne]

Could someone help me out here? I don't get it.

[tommykat]

I mean a story of what you think your Utopian would be~

[KS Smitty]

72 Virgins. Definitely 72 Virgins.

I had at least that many cut off, you should have told me. :spock:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I mean a story of what you think your Utopian would be~

I MEAN WHAT THE F#CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

[tommykat]

I MEAN WHAT THE F#CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

Good greif, this is a fun thread, BUT YOU would be to young to understand..We need MarkM for this!:clap:

[KS Smitty]

While Cody may be too young I'm afraid I'm too old. When I think of a(n) utopian world I think of only good things but then there has to be bad or it wouldn't be a balanced world but if there was bad then it wouldn't be utopian.....

Tommykat you're making my head hurt! :)

[Skip Towne]

While Cody may be too young I'm afraid I'm too old. When I think of a(n) utopian world I think of only good things but then there has to be bad or it wouldn't be a balanced world but if there was bad then it wouldn't be utopian.....

Tommykat you're making my head hurt! :)
How dare you post something confusing on a Tommykat thread?

[tommykat]

While Cody may be too young I'm afraid I'm too old. When I think of a(n) utopian world I think of only good things but then there has to be bad or it wouldn't be a balanced world but if there was bad then it wouldn't be utopian.....

Tommykat you're making my head hurt! :)

OK, Just think of what your perfect world would be!

[Katipan]

Where the Chiefs win so many Superbowls in a row, like 20 or 30, that everyone gets bored with football, except for us of course, so they start incorporating nudity into the game to help fan support, thus encouraging a world wide excercise regime after seeing some of the sumo sized bellies duct taped into these jersies, we all become healthier, start making super genius babies who eventually unite the world in love and harmonious compassion, with barney the face on the new world wide dollar bill.

[luv]

I MEAN WHAT THE F#CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
As my dad used to always say...

LOOK IT UP!

:p

[milkman]

Where the Chiefs win so many Superbowls in a row, like 20 or 30, that everyone gets bored with football, except for us of course, so they start incorporating nudity into the game to help fan support, thus encouraging a world wide excercise regime after seeing some of the sumo sized bellies duct taped into these jersies, we all become healthier, start making super genius babies who eventually unite the world in love and harmonious compassion, with barney the face on the new world wide dollar bill.

You are just sick.

I don't need to see some naked fatass.

Now hot cheerleaders would work.

[tommykat]

Think................A dome or whatever, then place whatever you would in that perfect world...

[Skip Towne]

Where the Chiefs win so many Superbowls in a row, like 20 or 30, that everyone gets bored with football, except for us of course, so they start incorporating nudity into the game to help fan support, thus encouraging a world wide excercise regime after seeing some of the sumo sized bellies duct taped into these jersies, we all become healthier, start making super genius babies who eventually unite the world in love and harmonious compassion, with barney the face on the new world wide dollar bill.
If I were your husband, I would watch you like a hawk. You talk with way too much knowledge of football and life in general. I certainly wouldn't let you go on such a decadent BB as Chiefs Planet.

[Phobia]

Think................A dome or whatever, then place whatever you would in that perfect world...

I'd put about 20k refugees and 10k MREs in there and watch the bloodbath ensue.

[tommykat]

I'd put about 20k refugees and 10k MREs in there and watch the bloodbath ensue.

:banghead::banghead:

You are killing a good thread.....Picture a dome or something inclosed and make what you would your dream be as you see perfect!

:cuss: Play nice~

[keg in kc]

Just throw together some combination of uber-babe nymphomaniac supermodel chefs and lock me in there.

[Phobia]

:banghead::banghead:

You are killing a good thread.....Picture a dome or something inclosed and make what you would your dream be as you see perfect!

:cuss: Play nice~

Are you dictating to me my own utopia?

[tommykat]

Just throw together some combination of uber-babe nymphomaniac supermodel chefs and lock me in there.

You're in LOCK DOWN.........

[KS Smitty]

OK, Just think of what your perfect world would be!

Ok Kathy, I'll try...

My perfect world would have no prejudice of any kind. There would be no pollution, crime or hate (not sure how that would work but it's my world).
There would be no poverty nor wealth, people would work hard at what they enjoy and no one would lack for leisure time when they want it. Money would be obsolete, and everyone's worth would be the same.
Children would be healthy and happy as would the adults.
Lots of green space, material possessions would not matter to anyone but the person owning it (no envy)....

OK, since you made me think....if the ENTIRE WORLD followed the 10 Commandments it would be pretty Utopian IMO.
Although there is more than that it would be a good start.

Happy??????

BTW I'll miss seeing you next weekend, I enjoy our visits.

[Phobia]

I think I'll just opt for TK to make up my utopia. Apparently my own ideas aren't good enough.

[luv]

Ok Kathy, I'll try...

My perfect world would have no prejudice of any kind. There would be no pollution, crime or hate (not sure how that would work but it's my world).
There would be no poverty nor wealth, people would work hard at what they enjoy and no one would lack for leisure time when they want it. Money would be obsolete, and everyone's worth would be the same.
Children would be healthy and happy as would the adults.
Lots of green space, material possessions would not matter to anyone but the person owning it (no envy)....

OK, since you made me think....if the ENTIRE WORLD followed the 10 Commandments it would be pretty Utopian IMO.
Although there is more than that it would be a good start.

Happy??????

BTW I'll miss seeing you next weekend, I enjoy our visits.
Why does this post remind me of a Beatles song?

[tommykat]

Ok Kathy, I'll try...

My perfect world would have no prejudice of any kind. There would be no pollution, crime or hate (not sure how that would work but it's my world).
There would be no poverty nor wealth, people would work hard at what they enjoy and no one would lack for leisure time when they want it. Money would be obsolete, and everyone's worth would be the same.
Children would be healthy and happy as would the adults.
Lots of green space, material possessions would not matter to anyone but the person owning it (no envy)....

OK, since you made me think....if the ENTIRE WORLD followed the 10 Commandments it would be pretty Utopian IMO.
Although there is more than that it would be a good start.

Happy??????

BTW I'll miss seeing you next weekend, I enjoy our visits.
:thumb:

I wish I could be there, but the money is to good to forgo..........Your story is all I am asking for. It was excellent!!! That is what I am looking for. Just what one would want in a perfect world that was enclosed.

[keg in kc]

I think I'll just opt for TK to make up my utopia. Apparently my own ideas aren't good enough.You're how old and have been married how long? And you're just figuring this out now? Of course your ideas have no merit, mr. man.

[luv]

:thumb:

I wish I could be there, but the money is to good to forgo..........Your story is all I am asking for. It was excellent!!! That is what I am looking for. Just what one would want in a perfect world that was enclosed.
So what is yours, Kathy?

[Phobia]

You're how old and have been married how long? And you're just figuring this out now? Of course your ideas have no merit, mr. man.

My wife has convinced me that my opinion matters. She's probably a liar though.

[milkman]

Why does this post remind me of a Beatles song?

"Imagine"

John Lennon.

[tommykat]

You're how old and have been married how long? And you're just figuring this out now? Of course your ideas have no merit, mr. man.

ROFL
luv2rite.....go watch a movie, you're to young to understand this one...;)

[luv]

My wife has convinced me that my opinion matters. She's probably a liar though.
No, she's just good. The key is to have control while letting him think he's in control. This way, both are happy. :)

[keg in kc]

My wife has convinced me that my opinion matters. She's probably a liar though.Well, she is a woman. They're genetically pre-disposed toward deception.

At least you know she's a real woman, with the babbies and all. It's always good having that confirmed for sure.

[luv]

ROFL
luv2rite.....go watch a movie, you're to young to understand this one...;)
Still waiting on my pizza.

[keg in kc]

I've gone through a large pizza and 2 liters of coke this weekend. Guilt overload begins tomorrow.

[tommykat]

So what is yours, Kathy?

I will post later........I remember what I wrote in high school, it was so cool....But then again, you rememeber the movie "Logans Run"?

That is what I mean, think way beyond in the future...

[luv]

ROFL
luv2rite.....go watch a movie, you're to young to understand this one...;)
And too young for what? I'll be 29 next month. :deevee:

[keg in kc]

And too young for what? I'll be 29 next month.You're just about too old in Logan's Run mythos. They dispose of you at 30 as I recall.

[tommykat]

And too young for what? I'll be 29 next month. :deevee:

whinney ass........and you care that this month I turn..BLEEP :banghead:

[luv]

Still waiting on my pizza.
Pizza just got here, and WTF??? The delivery guy was like 70 years old!!! Literally. What happened to all the cute drivers? Anyway, I'm off to watch a movie. Have fun.

[KS Smitty]

"Imagine"

John Lennon.


While I didn't base my world on the song, that is probably the most Utopian song written, and I was pretty impressionable when it came out so I can't say that it doesn't influence my ideals of a Utopian world.

Thanks milkwinder. :)

[Phobia]

And too young for what? I'll be 29 next month. :deevee:

No worries. She's been calling me "shorty" for 4 years. I'm 6 foot and I don't think she's ever seen Sledge.

[tommykat]

You're just about too old in Logan's Run mythos. They dispose of you at 30 as I recall.

Finallly, At least 1 elder here besides me...ROFL

Don't kill my thread, some good writers are here. I would enjoy some real stories.

[keg in kc]

Pizza just got here, and WTF??? The delivery guy was like 70 years old!!! Literally. What happened to all the cute drivers? Anyway, I'm off to watch a movie. Have fun.A hot chick delivered mine Friday night. I was stunned.

I couldn't tell how old she was, however, so I held my mojo in check. Wouldn't want to mack on a high school chick.

[Phobia]

Pizza just got here, and WTF??? The delivery guy was like 70 years old!!! Literally. What happened to all the cute drivers? Anyway, I'm off to watch a movie. Have fun.

Oh.... so you weren't actually waiting for the pizza, were you?

[KS Smitty]

My wife has convinced me that my opinion matters. She's probably a liar though.


Your opinion does matter...to you. :p

[keg in kc]

Don't kill my thread, some good writers are here. I would enjoy some real stories.Oh, well, I certainly wouldn't want to get in the way of any of the writers.

[luv]

Finallly, At least 1 elder here besides me...ROFL

Don't kill my thread, some good writers are here. I would enjoy some real stories.
Oh, and I have some ideas in mind. I'll be back later to share.

[Phobia]

Writers? Where are the writers? In my world there would be no writers. We'd all be illiterate free-love fools. There would be no industry and no fruit roll-ups. Only lean-to's and humping strangers all day for recreation.

[keg in kc]

Oh.... so you weren't actually waiting for the pizza, were you?There's some porn out there perfect for her, pizza delivery guys bringing lonely women their 'sausage' pies, complete with holes cut in the pizza box.

So I've heard.

[milkman]

While I didn't base my world on the song, that is probably the most Utopian song written, and I was pretty impressionable when it came out so I can't say that it doesn't influence my ideals of a Utopian world.

Thanks milkwinder. :)

I really don't like The Beatles, and John Lennon, most of all.

That song came out, he sings the line "You may think I'm a dreamer", and I think "No shit, STFU and get off my radio!".

I guess you could say I wasn't impressionable.

[tommykat]

Oh, well, I certainly wouldn't want to get in the way of any of the writers.

Nothing meant againist you...:p

We need Mark M on this one, I believe he could write a cool story.

[keg in kc]

I'll write you a story. Won't be finished tonight, though.

[milkman]

Finallly, At least 1 elder here besides me...ROFL

Don't kill my thread, some good writers are here. I would enjoy some real stories.

I can't magine why you would think Logan's Run when talking about Utopia.

In that world you'd be 17 years dead.

[Dayze]

where I would be compensated $100 per beer consumed; paid monthly of course. The value of the 'dollar' (beer) would be based on beer quality (Bud Light would not even warrant a dollar value).

Consume 12 Caffrey's Draughts....$1200.

Pay you house payment.


......'tis to dream

[Phobia]

Nothing meant againist you...:p

We need Mark M on this one, I believe he could write a cool story.

In my utopian society, people would send private messages to individuals when they only want to hear from them instead of broadcasting a request to everybody.

[Phobia]

where I would be compenstated $100 per beer consumed; paid monthly of course. The value of the 'dollar' (beer) would be based on beer quality (Bud Light would not even warrant a dollar value).

Consume 12 Caffrey's Draughts....$1200.

Pay you house payment.


......'tis to dream

Okay, talk to me.

I want whatever this guy wants.

[KS Smitty]

I really don't like The Beatles, and John Lennon, most of all.

That song came out, he sings the line "You may think I'm a dreamer", and I think "No shit, STFU and get off my radio!".

I guess you could say I wasn't impressionable.


Meh, I've always been a dreamer. In 5th-8th grades I had lots of young teachers that were products of the 60's movements and they really struck a chord with me. Peace, love and ecology baby! Age of Aquarius and all that jazz.

But I honestly don't see any of that actually happening, it's all a pipedream.

[Skip Towne]

Pizza just got here, and WTF??? The delivery guy was like 70 years old!!! Literally. What happened to all the cute drivers? Anyway, I'm off to watch a movie. Have fun.
Well, excuuuuuussseee me for being old. I need love too.

[Katipan]

No, she's just good. The key is to have control while letting him think he's in control. This way, both are happy. :)

that was supposed to be a secret, lady.

we are burning your effigy in the PMS hall of shame now.

[tommykat]

Meh, I've always been a dreamer. In 5th-8th grades I had lots of young teachers that were products of the 60's movements and they really struck a chord with me. Peace, love and ecology baby! Age of Aquarius and all that jazz.

But I honestly don't see any of that actually happening, it's all a pipedream.

Pam, go with this......just think what you said and make it your own story of what it could be....just fun.

[Skip Towne]

I really don't like The Beatles, and John Lennon, most of all.

That song came out, he sings the line "You may think I'm a dreamer", and I think "No shit, STFU and get off my radio!".

I guess you could say I wasn't impressionable.
Oh, man, I used to dislike you, now I just pity you. Anybody who dislikes the Beatles just doesn't like music. They ran the gamut of music. They could do it all. Harpsichords even. To each his own I guess. What kind of music do you like that the Beatles didn't do?

[Phobia]

Pam, go with this......just think what you said and make it your own story of what it could be....just fun.

Okay - I don't know if we've already forgotten but in my utopian world, people wouldn't forget so quickly. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2744138&postcount=21)

[Phobia]

Oh, man, I used to dislike you, now I just pity you. Anybody who dislikes the Beatles just doesn't like music. They ran the gamut of music. They could do it all. Harpsichords even. To each his own I guess. What kind of music do you like that the Beatles didn't do?

I don't dislike the Beatles, they just don't appeal to me. They're like the Def Leppard of the 60's. I'm sure they were great then, but now I really don't give a shit.

[Dayze]

I don't dislike the Beatles, they just don't appeal to me. They're like the Def Leppard of the 60's. I'm sure they were great then, but now I really don't give a shit.
:clap:

Couldn't agree more.
I can appreciate their contributions to music; but just as I have an appreciation of the auto industry, I don't think Henry Ford is the greatest person of the auto-industry.

[milkman]

Oh, man, I used to dislike you, now I just pity you. Anybody who dislikes the Beatles just doesn't like music. They ran the gamut of music. They could do it all. Harpsichords even. To each his own I guess. What kind of music do you like that the Beatles didn't do?

I just didn't like all the idealistic crap that they spewed.

I find it difficult to separate the dislike for the people from thier music.

[KS Smitty]

:clap:

Couldn't agree more.
I can appreciate their contributions to music; but just as I have an appreciation of the auto industry, I don't think Henry Ford is the greatest person of the auto-industry.


What about Harley Earl? Carroll Shelby?

I think it would be very hard to pinpoint the "greatest person" of any industry, as long as acknowledgement is given to contibutors (as both you and Phil have done) it's obvious there is no "greatest" anyone just a bunch of individuals giving what they have.

Nice post dotn.

[Dayze]

What about Harley Earl? Carroll Shelby?

I think it would be very hard to pinpoint the "greatest person" of any industry, as long as acknowledgement is given to contibutors (as both you and Phil have done) it's obvious there is no "greatest" anyone just a bunch of individuals giving what they have.

Nice post dotn.

exactly.
:clap:
As a 'guitar guy' I can't tell you how many discussions I've had with other guitarists as to 'who the greatest' was. Obviously, when you're dealing with the 'greatest' of anything, it's all relative ayway.

As much as I argue that SRV, and Chet Atkins were the 'greatest', there are 1,000 others who argue Hendrix (whom I love) and EVH (also love) are the greatest.

....and the amazing thing is.....both parties are correct.

[Nzoner]

exactly.
:clap:
As a 'guitar guy' I can't tell you how many discussions I've had with other guitarists as to 'who the greatest' was. Obviously, when you're dealing with the 'greatest' of anything, it's all relative ayway.

As much as I argue that SRV, and Chet Atkins were the 'greatest', there are 1,000 others who argue Hendrix (whom I love) and EVH (also love) are the greatest.

....and the amazing thing is.....both parties are correct.

As a 'guitar guy' what's your opinion on Billy Gibbons?

[KS Smitty]

exactly.
:clap:
As a 'guitar guy' I can't tell you how many discussions I've had with other guitarists as to 'who the greatest' was. Obviously, when you're dealing with the 'greatest' of anything, it's all relative ayway.

As much as I argue that SRV, and Chet Atkins were the 'greatest', there are 1,000 others who argue Hendrix (whom I love) and EVH (also love) are the greatest.

....and the amazing thing is.....both parties are correct.


Now THIS is Utopia, Real World, IMHO.

BTW, I would have to add Chuck Berry in the mix. ;)

[Dayze]

As a 'guitar guy' what's your opinion on Billy Gibbons?
.

Certainly, BG has made his place among guitarists; his Texas Blues-style riffs are 'signature' and identifyable. His licks are a 'must own' in the gig bag of promising young guitarists.

[Dayze]

Now THIS is Utopia, Real World, IMHO.

BTW, I would have to add Chuck Berry in the mix. ;)

I think CB was the fertilizer of progressive music in the 50s. The impact of his sound in the 50's was equivilant of Hendirx's sound of the 60's.
No one had ever hear a sound like that before.

[Nzoner]

.

Certainly, BG has made his place among guitarists; his Texas Blues-style riffs are 'signature' and identifyable. His licks are a 'must own' in the gig bag of promising young guitarists.

I remember reading that Johnny Carson had asked Hendrix who his favorite guitarist was when interviewing him and Hendrix had replied Billy Gibbons who was,at the time,in the band The Moving Sidewalks.They even opened for Hendrix on a tour.

[luv]

Well, excuuuuuussseee me for being old. I need love too.
You delivered my pizza? And I would not have sex with the pizza guy, I just like the eye candy when I open the door.

[luv]

There's some porn out there perfect for her, pizza delivery guys bringing lonely women their 'sausage' pies, complete with holes cut in the pizza box.

So I've heard.
Believe it or not, I've seen pop-up (no pun intended) ads for that on my computer.

[luv]

Probably lame and unoriginal, but my life would be pretty much the same as it is now. Just a few changes...

1. The Chiefs would be 4-0.
2. I'd have a different job.
3. I'd be married, preferably with a kid or two.

I really don't mind my life. There's always a few things I'd change. But sometimes I sit and think about what my life would be like if I had someone to sleep next to me at night, children to tuck in, etc.

Pretty boring, huh?

[luv]

that was supposed to be a secret, lady.

we are burning your effigy in the PMS hall of shame now.
:doh!:

Me and my mouth sometimes. How many lashes is that?

[chappy]

here is my list of 11 things i would like in my utopia
1. Endless Free Ice Cold Beer out of the tap
2. A Life Remote Control where i could pause stop and rewind etc. real life and replay and respond differently
3. No currency or money of any form. to get something you must trade something.
4. No Companys or Separate Groups
5. No jobs your only jobs is to keep you and your family fed. A hunter and gathering sort of world.
6. Our Family structure is more like a Lions Pride one Dominate Male with as many females as he can handle.
7. Everyone is in shape and fit from living more off the land(mostly the women)
8. No machines besides a small device allowing members of Chiefs Planet to communicate on the board. but only members have this making them world leaders and icons in a sense.
9. No guns only swords the strongest would have Hattori Hanzo swords
10. No Dis-ease or illness
11. Chiefs never lose ever again

[KCChiefsMan]

having an infinite supply of money in the world we live in today, with some cures to diseases/cancer and world peace

[Rausch]

Plan your own Utopian world. Have fun~This is what you would have your perfect world be OK all.........

[Phobia]

Probably lame and unoriginal, but my life would be pretty much the same as it is now. Just a few changes...

1. The Chiefs would be 4-0.
2. I'd have a different job.
3. I'd be married, preferably with a kid or two.

I really don't mind my life. There's always a few things I'd change. But sometimes I sit and think about what my life would be like if I had someone to sleep next to me at night, children to tuck in, etc.

Pretty boring, huh?

I can't help with anything but a kid or two. When can I get started on that?

[tommykat]

here is my list of 11 things i would like in my utopia
1. Endless Free Ice Cold Beer out of the tap
2. A Life Remote Control where i could pause stop and rewind etc. real life and replay and respond differently
3. No currency or money of any form. to get something you must trade something.
4. No Companys or Separate Groups
5. No jobs your only jobs is to keep you and your family fed. A hunter and gathering sort of world.
6. Our Family structure is more like a Lions Pride one Dominate Male with as many females as he can handle.
7. Everyone is in shape and fit from living more off the land(mostly the women)
8. No machines besides a small device allowing members of Chiefs Planet to communicate on the board. but only members have this making them world leaders and icons in a sense.
9. No guns only swords the strongest would have Hattori Hanzo swords
10. No Dis-ease or illness
11. Chiefs never lose ever again

This is cool........But, make it a story is what I am lookin for....Someone try

[4th and Long]

I dream of a world where tk can't dictate to Phil what his Utopia should be like. :p

[tommykat]

whinney ass........and you care that this month I turn..BLEEP :banghead:



old

[keg in kc]

Whinney ass? Is that some kind of horse joke?

[KChiefsQT]

A beautiful stran of beaches....
covered in green palms...
with a long island ice tea waterfall....
a mountain full of trainwreck that would never stop growing.....
a hut with a plasma television with my black leather recliner......
all the art supplies one could consume....
meat...a bunch of meat....
lavender fields... sunflower fields... just lots of fields....
no mosquitos, bees, flies or any other pesty insects....
a hummer to cruise the mountains.....
a different gq model each week.......
surf boards... skin boards.....
a helicopter......
a grove of redwood trees.....
lots of fruit trees.....
a large vegetable garden.......
a small church.....
i could go on forever... but that'll do.

[Phobia]

In my utopian world, we get to play football every day. Tackle football. Nobody gets hurt. Except for Roger's gimpy ass uncle. He always gets hurt.

[luv]

In my utopian world, we get to play football every day. Tackle football. Nobody gets hurt. Except for Roger's gimpy ass uncle. He always gets hurt.
Would this be co-ed?

[Phobia]

Would this be co-ed?

It was today. Roger's gimpy ass uncle was playing.

[tommykat]

Would this be co-ed?ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

My utopian world is pretty involved, so I'll just hit the hightlights:

1. I am awakened each morning by a hot babe giving me incredible, mind-blowing fellatio.

2. I can eat whatever food I wish without gaining an ounce.

3. Football is the same, except the offseason is only 2 months long.

4. Lightsabers are real. So is the force.

5. Fictional characters/dead people exist, but there are dozens of replicas, and they're for sale, cheap.

6. The temperature never raises above 75 degrees.

[Rain Man]

5. Fictional characters/dead people exist, but there are dozens of replicas, and they're for sale, cheap.


I'm afraid to ask why you want to buy a replica of a dead person.

[tommykat]

With the few that posted what they would want....

Can't or Doesn't anyone KNOW how to right a story with your dreams??:banghead:

[Phobia]

Once upon a time there was a fat dude with a hot wife. He wanted a thinner body so he had a dream that he was thin. Oh - and a fantastic lover, too.

The end.

[tommykat]

Once upon a time there was a fat dude with a hot wife. He wanted a thinner body so he had a dream that he was thin. Oh - and a fantastic lover, too.

The end.

WHAT?? No pink socks?? :D

[Hammock Parties]

I'm afraid to ask why you want to buy a replica of a dead person.

The dead people replicas are alive.

For instance, the Chiefs can hire Napoleon Bonaparte to coach their football team.

[Rain Man]

This is cool........But, make it a story is what I am lookin for....Someone try

I woke up to the smell of honeysuckle and citrus, and nonfat bacon frying on the stove. "Mmmmm, bacon," I said, "what say we - oh." Megan and Heather were already awake and deeply involved in physically pleasuring each other, so I decided not to bother them. I stepped out of bed, moving swiftly in the slightly lower gravity that had occurred when the giant interstellar lemon meringue pie had struck the earth and sent the Middle East region hurtling into the sun...

[milkman]

With the few that posted what they would want....

Can't or Doesn't anyone KNOW how to right a story with your dreams??:banghead:

That's just wrong!

[philfree]

Starting from youth my Utopia would have been me living in the same world as I do today cept I would have been a lilly white assed, fair haired, freckled Tiger Woods. Of course it would only be Utopia until some A-hole clicked his camera in my backswing and then I'd .....no...no I wouldn't throw a tantrum. I'd just take a corrective practice swing and hit the A-hole with a divot right in the face and ask "Did you get a good shot of that one?" As far as a today, right now type of Utopia is concerned I'd like to walk out and get in my hot tub and jsut as my shoulder muscles releaxed i'd look up and see a long tall walking kat with soft lips crawling in with me.

PhilFree:arrow:

[tommykat]

[QUOTE=philfree]Starting from youth my Utopia would have been me living in the same world as I do today cept I would have been a lilly white assed, fair haired, freckled Tiger Woods. Of course it would only be Utopia until some A-hole clicked his camera in my backswing and then I'd .....no...no I wouldn't throw a tantrum. I'd just take a corrective practice swing and hit the A-hole with a divot right in the face and ask "Did you get a good shot of that one?" As far as a today, right now type of Utopia is concerned I'd like to walk out and get in my hot tub and jsut as my shoulder muscles releaxed i'd look up and see a long tall walking kat with soft lips crawling in with me.



:eek:

[philfree]

[QUOTE=philfree]Starting from youth my Utopia would have been me living in the same world as I do today cept I would have been a lilly white assed, fair haired, freckled Tiger Woods. Of course it would only be Utopia until some A-hole clicked his camera in my backswing and then I'd .....no...no I wouldn't throw a tantrum. I'd just take a corrective practice swing and hit the A-hole with a divot right in the face and ask "Did you get a good shot of that one?" As far as a today, right now type of Utopia is concerned I'd like to walk out and get in my hot tub and jsut as my shoulder muscles releaxed i'd look up and see a long tall walking kat with soft lips crawling in with me.



:eek:

ROFL I'd have prefered :evil: as a response.

PhilFree:arrow:

[Skip Towne]

My Utopia would be a big house with pillows strewn about everywhere. Hundreds of nubile young women frolicking throughout. A Chiefs game on every one of a thousand TV's. With the Chiefs winning on each one. Firestone Country Club as the west wing. And gas is 29 cents per gallon.

[philfree]

My Utopia would be a big house with pillows strewn about everywhere. Hundreds of nubile young women frolicking throughout. A Chiefs game on every one of a thousand TV's. With the Chiefs winning on each one. Firestone Country Club as the west wing. And gas is 29 cents per gallon.


Old Man, If you can't make a golf swing I doubt those nubiles would be no more use then to put you in a more bitter mood then you've been in for the last six months.

PhilFree:arrow:

[KcMizzou]

My Utopia would be a big house with pillows strewn about everywhere. Hundreds of nubile young women frolicking throughout. A Chiefs game on every one of a thousand TV's. With the Chiefs winning on each one. Firestone Country Club as the west wing. And gas is 29 cents per gallon.Damn.

Party at Skip's place!

[tommykat]

My story, first understand I was asking this from something from high school history that was put to us....so this will be simple, child like...

First understand, I meant Utopia/Utopian as a like dome place. All inclosed so no one would get into "YOU'RE OWN WORLD"....

I see a beautiful place, small but not like some would think. As I look around my perfect place what do I see?

I see peace as non of us have ever seen nor could imagaine. I lay in the green grass and watch the clouds. I wonder, with all the news that is reported of wars and the news that seems to carry only bad, what would it be like to hear only the good? Watching the sky I continue to imagine (as this is my world so all comes true)... I look and see a cloud that is so fluffly and think, that is cotton candy or a place I can go to and no one could touch me or hurt me. I would lay there and think.....no one could use Yellow Journalism in my world as they do to us. No one could penatrate my world as it enclosed. So my mind continues to think, simple easy things.

Allow me to go to childhood then I will go back to adulthood,

My mind and space only will allow me to see great things. What did I/you do when you where young? Ahhhhh, peace....A tent made in the living room, or a favorite of mine, clothes on the line and Mom made a tent with sheets so we could run through or just lay under. Did we fear of anything then? Never but mayby wasps coming out of the pole that stood there silent and calm until a child hit it.

Then, what about your pool? What no pool? I had a kiddie pool that was just the best. Mom is always there with cleaning the water and bringing snacks for us. As mine did.

Alright, back to the real world as at an age none of us really understand nor can flight from. But, remember this is AN UTOPIAN world that no one can come inside.

I wish for people to be simple. Not to think of the color of peoples skin. What would it be like to not see color? Do I have to worry about wars? No! Do I have to worry about bombings? What about "The Fatal Bomb"? It is OK, as no one can come inside my Utopian world. No one is ever hurt here.

As I said simple. But this is just some thoughts that come to me, I have many more but won't babble on.....

Anyone care to make a story now?

[Hammock Parties]

Damn.

Party at Skip's place!

If you come to my place you can have sex with Cleopatra.

[philfree]

[QUOTE=tommykat]

First understand, I meant Utopia/Utopian as a like dome place. All inclosed so no one would get into "YOU'RE OWN WORLD"....

QUOTE]

Sounds like my Chiefs Room :) I just lock the door and if I hear a knock I say "what's the password?" and regardless of the answer I get I say "nope!" It's alot like the 'Bridge Of Death' sequence from 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail'......."What's your favorite color?" "Uh green..no wait it's bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueahhhhhhhhhhhh"

PhilFree:arrow:

[Rain Man]

If you come to my place you can have sex with Cleopatra.


Before we go any further, what is your dog's name?

[Rausch]

My story, first understand I was asking this from something from high school history that was put to us....so this will be simple, child like...

Indeed...

[Hammock Parties]

Before we go any further, what is your dog's name?

Marc Antony.

[philfree]

Before we go any further, what is your dog's name?


Two wrongs don't make a right :shake: If you guys had any decorum (and always thought Rain Man did have.) you'd both delete your relpys in a hasty fashion.

PhilFree:arrow:

[luv]

Marc Antony.
Do you have a cat?

[Hammock Parties]

Do you have a cat?

Hell no.

[philfree]

I digress from my very selfish Utopian post. After some reflection I know my Utopia would consist of having the abilility to look into the eyes of a person and understand their troubles or triumphs and with that understanding I'd be able to reassure them that the things that are causing them doubt or pause will be alright. By doing so in my Utopia I might actually be able to help somebody. And that's why I'm easy.......

PhilFree:arrow:

[chagrin]

One in which the ignore option wouldn't be needed

[tommykat]

I digress from my very selfish Utopian post. After some reflection I know my Utopia would consist of having the abilility to look into the eyes of a person and understand their troubles or triumphs and with that understanding I'd be able to reassure them that the things that are causing them doubt or pause will be alright. By doing so in my Utopia I might actually be able to help somebody. And that's why I'm easy.......

PhilFree:arrow:

That would make a great story if you allow yourself to think and continue. :clap:

[Phobia]

That story would have been nice TK - if Moms were actually allowed into the dome. NO BODY IS ALLOWED INSIDE SO YOUR MOTHER CAN'T BAKE YOU COOKIES AND CLEAN YOUR KIDDIE POOL.

Jeesh.

[tommykat]

That story would have been nice TK - if Moms were actually allowed into the dome. NO BODY IS ALLOWED INSIDE SO YOUR MOTHER CAN'T BAKE YOU COOKIES AND CLEAN YOUR KIDDIE POOL.

Jeesh.
Never said MOM wasn't allowed........ All are allowed of what you think would be just fun and safe from the evil of the world... THINK FROGS :D

[Phobia]

First understand, I meant Utopia/Utopian as a like dome place. All inclosed so no one would get into "YOU'RE OWN WORLD"....

However, in your defense you did say it was childlike and children always have trouble following the rules to their games, so maybe your simply being incredibly accurate in your uToKia.

[tommykat]

I believe I blew this one..........in your own world it's just like living in the USA and all other Nations are allowed. It's just want you make it...Think, dream a story. All Nations together, but only good is living there. What about the evil that is outside? Would you want your perfect world to entertain what they do?

It's just a dream, a story. A lost art of writing.

[Extra Point]

Instead of Tralfamadore, how 'bout the USA with Montana Wildhack? Then, again, I would be in Montana.

[Katipan]

How would you know happiness if there was no despair, grasshopper?

[Phobia]

It's just a dream, a story. A lost art of writing.

Wow. That's not a Utopian world. That's an Ironic world.

[stevieray]

How would you know happiness if there was no despair, grasshopper?


excellent point ol' wise blind dude.

[FloridaChief]

Instead of Tralfamadore, how 'bout the USA with Montana Wildhack? Then, again, I would be in Montana.


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[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Mon Dieu ! Tueriez-vous vraiment tous ? C'est la chose la plus drôle que vous avez jamais repassée!!!111111LOL11!!!1112

Dinny

[tommykat]

excellent point ol' wise blind dude.

Look, this is just what you would think a world would be without Yellow Jourlism, murder, hate, race, etc. As I stated, a lost art of writing. I give, I thought this could be fun, but I am batty......ROFL At least it is almost Halloween........sheesh ALL can write anything about that...heehee

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Mon Dieu ! Tueriez-vous vraiment tous ? C'est la chose la plus drôle que vous avez jamais repassée!!!111111LOL11!!!1112

Dinny


okay feelin' sheepish here failed tryin' to quote rausch kill the french thing.


pffffft

[Phobia]

I give, I thought this could be fun, but I am batty......

She calls 'em like she sees 'em.