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Jenny Gump
10-09-2005, 09:03 AM
....at the grocery store. I don't know who he is, but I'm pretty sure I have seen his pics here before. He looked really familiar. I'm convinced it had to be a planeteer because he really lingered around the melons.

Our eyes met, but I wasn't about to "out" myself...er...get served with a restraining order.

Any takers?

digi2fish
10-09-2005, 09:06 AM
I'm so sure it wouldn't be me
ROFL

Bowser
10-09-2005, 09:07 AM
I just like the feel of melons in my hands.

Please don't judge.

Phobia
10-09-2005, 09:07 AM
It was probably just another case of AFG, JG.

Jenny Gump
10-09-2005, 09:14 AM
It was probably just another case of AFG, JG.

No...couldn't have been. Trust me.

HolmeZz
10-09-2005, 09:17 AM
It was I.

Jenny Gump
10-09-2005, 09:18 AM
It was I.

I always go to New Haven to shop. The bread is fresher.

Phobia
10-09-2005, 09:20 AM
No...couldn't have been. Trust me.

Maybe you didn't notice or something.

headsnap
10-09-2005, 09:23 AM
Met my old lover in the grocery store
The snow was falling christmas eve
I stole behind her in the frozen foods
And I touched her on the sleeve

She didn’t recognize the face at first
But then her eyes flew open wide
She went to hug me and she spilled her purse
And we laughed until we cried.

We took her groceries to the checkout stand
The food was totalled up and bagged
We stood there lost in our embarrassment
As the conversation dragged.

We went to have ourselves a drink or two
But couldn’t find an open bar
We bought a six-pack at the liquor store
And we drank it in her car.

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how.

She said she’d married her an architect
Who kept her warm and safe and dry
She would have liked to say she loved the man
But she didn’t like to lie.

I said the years had been a friend to her
And that her eyes were still as blue
But in those eyes I wasn’t sure if I saw
Doubt or gratitude.

She said she saw me in the record stores
And that I must be doing well
I said the audience was heavenly
But the traveling was hell.

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how.

We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another ’auld lang syne’...

The beer was empty and our tongues were tired
And running out of things to say
She gave a kiss to me as I got out
And I watched her drive away.

Just for a moment I was back at school
And felt that old familiar pain
And as I turned to make my way back home
The snow turned into rain --

CosmicPal
10-09-2005, 09:24 AM
If it was me, I would have dropped those melons and offered you a cucumber.

HolmeZz
10-09-2005, 09:25 AM
I always go to New Haven to shop. The bread is fresher.

Because once you arrive, that's when the dough starts to rise. ROFL

Wow, how bad was that?

headsnap
10-09-2005, 09:27 AM
If it was me, I would have dropped those melons and offered you a cucumber.

WOW!!!! :eek:

Skip Towne
10-09-2005, 09:28 AM
Was this in Tulsa?

Phobia
10-09-2005, 09:28 AM
Lots of slobbering going on in here. Typical JG thread.

stevieray
10-09-2005, 09:28 AM
the sideburns always give me away.

Phobia
10-09-2005, 09:30 AM
Wait a minute... *I* was at the store last night. I got caught ogling. You weren't with a young boy were you?

HolmeZz
10-09-2005, 09:32 AM
If the guy was even remotely attractive, you probably have the wrong board.

ROYC75
10-09-2005, 09:32 AM
Lots of slobbering going on in here. Typical JG thread.


Heh, no need to toy with Roy, move along little girl . :harumph:

Phobia
10-09-2005, 09:33 AM
If the guy was even remotely attractive, you probably have the wrong board.

Hang on... I'm remotely attractive. Not incredibly attractive or really attractive, but if a broad likes a husky guy I'm her man....

Skip Towne
10-09-2005, 09:35 AM
Hang on... I'm remotely attractive. Not incredibly attractive or really attractive, but if a broad likes a husky guy I'm her man....
Husky, huh?

HolmeZz
10-09-2005, 09:35 AM
You judge yourself? That's pretty ghey, d00d.

Phobia
10-09-2005, 09:47 AM
I'm just going to let Jenny defend me on that issue.

luv
10-09-2005, 10:36 AM
Where do you do your grocery shopping?

Not that it could have been me. I'm not a guy.

HolmeZz
10-09-2005, 10:38 AM
Not that it could have been me. I'm not a guy.

When was the last time you checked?

luv
10-09-2005, 10:44 AM
When was the last time you checked?
About two weeks ago when it was "that time of the month". One week a month, I wish I wasn't female.

HolmeZz
10-09-2005, 10:53 AM
TMI².

luv
10-09-2005, 10:56 AM
TMI².
ROFL

Hey, you asked.

Rain Man
10-09-2005, 10:56 AM
Wait a minute... *I* was at the store last night. I got caught ogling. You weren't with a young boy were you?


That's disgusting.

Rain Man
10-09-2005, 10:57 AM
Was the grocery store in central Denver? If so, it could have been me.

Skip Towne
10-09-2005, 10:58 AM
Was the grocery store in central Denver? If so, it could have been me.
No, it was in Tulsa.

luv
10-09-2005, 11:06 AM
No, it was in Tulsa.
I thouht Red was in Tulsa, and Jenny was in Springfield?

chiefs4me
10-09-2005, 11:35 AM
If the guy was even remotely attractive, you probably have the wrong board.







that's what I was thinking...of course it could of been Morph...he has dreamy eyes...

go bo
10-09-2005, 12:23 PM
I'm so sure it wouldn't be me
ROFLyeah, i think you might just have something there... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

go bo
10-09-2005, 12:26 PM
I thouht Red was in Tulsa, and Jenny was in Springfield?no, red's in wichita (i'm pretty sure anyway)...

skip's in tulsa...

you're in springtown...

and i'm in independence...

etc.

go bo
10-09-2005, 12:27 PM
that's what I was thinking...of course it could of been Morph...he has dreamy eyes...i've seen them...

they really are dreamy...

and he talks wayyyyy too much... :D :D :D

keg in kc
10-09-2005, 12:30 PM
I wondered who the f*ck that old broad staring at me and licking her lips was.

Raiderhater
10-09-2005, 12:59 PM
Wait a minute... *I* was at the store last night. I got caught ogling. You weren't with a young boy were you?



Why yes, as a matter of fact she was.

Rausch
10-09-2005, 03:00 PM
If it was me, I would have dropped those melons and offered you a cucumber.

"I was kidding! JUS KID'N! OWWWWWWWWW!1!"

http://www.wm.edu/so/jiu-jitsu/spring2004pics/jiujitsu/Kristinkimura.JPG

luv
10-09-2005, 03:33 PM
"I was kidding! JUS KID'N! OWWWWWWWWW!1!"

http://www.wm.edu/so/jiu-jitsu/spring2004pics/jiujitsu/Kristinkimura.JPG
Like you wouldn't enjoy being between her legs.

keg in kc
10-09-2005, 04:07 PM
Like you wouldn't enjoy being between her legs.As long as he had GPS and a good flashlight. Wouldn't want to get lost, you know.

Jenny Gump
10-11-2005, 03:55 PM
Wait a minute... *I* was at the store last night. I got caught ogling. You weren't with a young boy were you?

Uh...yes. You come to Spfld to shop huh?

Jenny Gump
10-11-2005, 03:58 PM
I'm just going to let Jenny defend me on that issue.

Pink saw "something" in him...must be more than his giant melon head.

Jenny Gump
10-11-2005, 03:58 PM
Where do you do your grocery shopping?

Not that it could have been me. I'm not a guy.

I was at the Supercenter north.

Rain Man
10-11-2005, 03:58 PM
If anyone thinks they see me, I'm wearing a green corduroy blazer, khaki pants, and a kind of silky shirt with green, tan, purple, and black diamonds all over it. Come say hi.

Jenny Gump
10-11-2005, 03:59 PM
I wondered who the f*ck that old broad staring at me and licking her lips was.

If I was staring at you...they would have to be licked....in order to get wet.

Jenny Gump
10-11-2005, 04:00 PM
As long as he had GPS and a good flashlight. Wouldn't want to get lost, you know.

Rausch wouldn't get lost...now you on the other hand...

JimNasium
10-11-2005, 04:00 PM
If anyone thinks they see me, I'm wearing a green corduroy blazer, khaki pants, and a kind of silky shirt with green, tan, purple, and black diamonds all over it. Come say hi.
I didn't know you were retarded.

Jenny Gump
10-11-2005, 04:00 PM
If anyone thinks they see me, I'm wearing a green corduroy blazer, khaki pants, and a kind of silky shirt with green, tan, purple, and black diamonds all over it. Come say hi.

That's hot.

Rain Man
10-11-2005, 04:02 PM
I didn't know you were retarded.

Hey, don't blame me. I don't dress myself.

Rain Man
10-11-2005, 04:03 PM
That's hot.


My socks have a really big Australian flag on them.

onescrewleftuntwisted
10-11-2005, 04:16 PM
it could have, maybe it was me, nope who am i kidding

not i said the duck

Calcountry
10-11-2005, 04:22 PM
....at the grocery store. I don't know who he is, but I'm pretty sure I have seen his pics here before. He looked really familiar. I'm convinced it had to be a planeteer because he really lingered around the melons.

Our eyes met, but I wasn't about to "out" myself...er...get served with a restraining order.

Any takers?I was wondering why that red head in the produce section was staring at me. That was you??? So, how long are you in California?

keg in kc
10-11-2005, 04:44 PM
Rausch wouldn't get lost...now you on the other hand...Even the most experienced orienteer can lose his bearings in the Grand Canyon.

keg in kc
10-11-2005, 04:45 PM
If I was staring at you...they would have to be licked....in order to get wet.I assumed you thought I was a giant pear or something.

Rain Man
10-11-2005, 04:46 PM
Even the most experienced orienteer can lose his bearings in the Grand Canyon.

Especially if he's never visited the West before.

keg in kc
10-11-2005, 04:47 PM
Especially if he's never visited the West before.Even the most skilled spelunker can get lost in the Endless Caverns.