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shaneo69
10-11-2005, 11:37 AM
DAWES: SIMPLE TRUTHS
Oct 11, 2005, 5:28:16 AM by Rufus Dawes

The response to the Chiefs recent spate of losing is highly instructive. It shows, first, that people care about the team as much as they ever did. Second, it shows that emotion rules as much as reason and, third, that some people never learn, those people being certain members of the chattering class.

Like the drunk who looks for his keys under the streetlight because the light is better there, too many critics continue to cite the same old arguments for what’s wrong.

The defense

If anyone truly expected the defense to make some enormous leap they either know little about the sport or were driven to flights of fancy by a couple of off-season acquisitions. Improvement comes by way of a winding staircase. It’s incremental. The trip is littered with some promising outings and some not so promising, but it’s not like even at its peak the defense of the ‘90s was able to consistently stop the Broncos.

Nevertheless, those who continue to point to the defense as the key trouble spot have no eye for detail. Indianapolis started the season 3-0 but its usually potent offense was nowhere to be found. In truth, the Colts have succeeded because they have avoided mistakes on offense, giving up no sacks and only three turnovers in their first three wins. By Vermeil’s account, Kansas City gave the ball to the Eagles last week four times on its side of the 50-yard line. For a growing defense going against one of the more formidable offenses in the league, that’s too much to ask.

Meanwhile, the Colts defense has grown up, but remember it has taken head coach Tony Dungy four years to build it and it was done more with draft picks than free agents. He used the same template in Tampa Bay where his defense (not Jon Gruden’s offense) led the Bucs to the Super Bowl. Indy’s offense was not up to its usual standards this past weekend, however, giving up a sack and tossing a couple of INT’s, but the defense managed to take the ball away four times. The team now stands as the only undefeated team in the league and it’s as much because the offense hasn’t made any major blunders as it is because the defense has improved.

The offense

Omit the accusation that the team’s offensive problems are due to a lack of a dominant receiver and you omit something important about the mental atmosphere in which the current debate over the team’s start has been conducted. The Chiefs had two 1,000-yard receivers last year and could have had a 1,000 yard rusher to boot. They all returned so where exactly this dominant receiver could flourish escapes me.

Vermeil’s offense, by his own admission, has been dependent on the offensive line, a legacy that really dates back to before the head coach when the inside trio of Grunhard, Shields, and Szott teamed with John Alt and powered the team. The media, by and large, prefer to convey the loss of Roaf as a primary reason for the offense’s problems but it is more the continuity that he, Shields, Wiegmann, Waters (and Dunn, too) haven’t had since last year. With aging players come injuries and the remarkable run of the line’s nearly perfect slate of complete games in 2002 and 2003 is likely never to be replicated. Pray that this is not similar to 1998 when lineman Glenn Parker won the team’s MVP award largely because he filled in at three different positions along the offensive line.

The coaching

Accusations of coaching blunders have also made their way up the criticism chain. No surprise there. But what is somewhat of a surprise, the criticism has been leveled at the head coach, Dick Vermeil. The Chiefs don’t practice during their bye week and it’s accusations that the coach is too soft, or he lets the players get away with too much, witness the reported troubles off the field. This, of course, comes from some of the same people who accused Vermeil of working his players too hard.

Too hard? Too soft? Neither has anything to do with it. By any measurement, the Chiefs practices are harder than most and include a steady dose of padded outings, a concept totally foreign to many NFL coaches by this time of year.

The coordinators, for the most part, have been skipped over for some of the blame. But if you listen closely you can hear the voice of dissent and that they, too, must face some of the media’s music. Why doesn’t Tony Gonzalez get the ball more? (According to Vermeil, he has only two fewer catches compared to last year at this time.) Change the plan for the running backs. That’s the same plan they found so appealing two weeks ago. (Vermeil says Johnson needs to play and he needs some plan to do that, so there is no change planned right now.) What happened to the Gunther Cunningham euphoria? Oh, it’s still there but it’s likely linked as much to what people appreciate in a defensive coordinator more than any specific why he does this or that.

A month ago thoughts of a 2-2 record would have brought smiles to plenty of faces. Today it’s an ominous sign. But whether you strut or fret, at least stop resurrecting the same old arguments or blaming the same people. Maybe the Chiefs right now “are a poster child of today’s NFL,” as fellow columnist Jonathan Rand contends. (A Fitting final Test for Vermeil?) “They have enough weapons to be dangerous and enough weaknesses to be vulnerable.”

Lurch
10-11-2005, 11:38 AM
Rufus sucks balls.

shaneo69
10-11-2005, 11:39 AM
Quote from Rufus: "If anyone truly expected the defense to make some enormous leap, they either know little about the sport or were driven to flights of fancy by a couple of off-season acquisitions."


Fans are such idiots.

Eleazar
10-11-2005, 11:41 AM
If anyone truly expected the defense to make some enormous leap they either know little about the sport or were driven to flights of fancy by a couple of off-season acquisitions. Improvement comes by way of a winding staircase. It’s incremental.

I agree with that. If people expected the defense to be leaps and bounds better right off the bat, that was pretty unreasonable to expect. Improvement is a staircase. However, I don't see any proof that we're on the staircase yet.

shaneo69
10-11-2005, 11:43 AM
I agree with that. If people expected the defense to be leaps and bounds better right off the bat, that was pretty unreasonable to expect. Improvement is a staircase. However, I don't see any proof that we're on the staircase yet.

By 2009, this defense should be top-notch!!

Halfcan
10-11-2005, 11:49 AM
lol, yeah we might be on the ten year plan. One good rookie every four drafts- that is awesome.

The Bad Guy
10-11-2005, 11:55 AM
If anyone truly expected the defense to make some enormous leap they either know little about the sport or were driven to flights of fancy by a couple of off-season acquisitions. Improvement comes by way of a winding staircase. It’s incremental. The trip is littered with some promising outings and some not so promising, but it’s not like even at its peak the defense of the ‘90s was able to consistently stop the Broncos.

Nevertheless, those who continue to point to the defense as the key trouble spot have no eye for detail. Indianapolis started the season 3-0 but its usually potent offense was nowhere to be found. In truth, the Colts have succeeded because they have avoided mistakes on offense, giving up no sacks and only three turnovers in their first three wins. By Vermeil’s account, Kansas City gave the ball to the Eagles last week four times on its side of the 50-yard line. For a growing defense going against one of the more formidable offenses in the league, that’s too much to ask.



Rooting for this team becomes very difficult when you have an organization allowing this shit on their website.

Incremental? The Colts defense sure seemed to get their shit together in a short amount of time. So did the Bengals and Cowboys.

I'm sick of the ****ing excuses already. These guys are PAID to stop people and this dipshit is making excuses for why they didn't get stops.

And enough about the 90s. The 90s have been long over with and I'm sick of every writer/ass-kisser the Chiefs employ using the 90s as some type of crutch.

Mr. Kotter
10-11-2005, 11:56 AM
Rooting for this team becomes very difficult when you have an organization allowing this shit on their website.

Incremental? The Colts defense sure seemed to get their shit together in a short amount of time. So did the Bengals and Cowboys.

I'm sick of the ****ing excuses already. These guys are PAID to stop people and this dipshit is making excuses for why they didn't get stops.

And enough about the 90s. The 90s have been long over with and I'm sick of every writer/ass-kisser the Chiefs employ using the 90s as some type of crutch.

Yup. The excuses get real old.

the Talking Can
10-11-2005, 12:17 PM
Rufus, we got the message that you hate fans after the first 30 articles you wrote on the subject...thanks.

signed,

Those who don't swallow CP's spunk with scrambled eggs for breakfast

jspchief
10-11-2005, 12:19 PM
The Chiefs have been standing at the bottom of the staircase with their thumb up their ass for 3+ years now. I wonder why the fans are impatient?

morphius
10-11-2005, 12:36 PM
Has anyone since he got to KC actually said they thought DV was working these players too hard? I know that was an issue early on in StL, but I don't remember that here.

SLAG
10-11-2005, 12:40 PM
has it been determined who rufus dufus is?

the Talking Can
10-11-2005, 12:45 PM
has it been determined who rufus dufus is?

Nick Athan

go bo
10-11-2005, 12:59 PM
Nick Athanoh, c'mon...

nick's not that bad... :shake: :shake: :shake:

gblowfish
10-11-2005, 01:01 PM
This one took some doing, but I believe that I have been able to again translate RufusSpeak into plain English:

DAWES: SIMPLE TRUTHS
Oct 11, 2005, 5:28:16 AM by Rufus Dawes (translated by G Blowfish)

"The response to the Chiefs recent spate of losing is highly instructive. It shows, first, that people care about the team as much as they ever did. It always amazes me how people get pissed off when we lose. Second, it shows that a sucker is born every minute and, third, that some people never learn, those people being certain members of the nattering neybobs of never ending negativity. Like the drunk chick who accidentally sleeps with Bob Gretz, too many critics continue to wake up the next morning and run screaming into the street without a shred of clothing or decency.

The defense

If anyone truly expected the defense to make some enormous leap they either know little about the sport or were driven to flights of fancy by a couple of off-season acquisitions. God Forbid our fans expect anything beyond mediocrity in year sixteen of our five year plan for Super Bowl conquest. Improvement comes like a coloscopy. It’s incremental. The tip is inserted, then it twists this way and that, burrowing ever deeper and deeper until it is littered with some promising outings and some not so promising. Then it gets pulled out real fast, tearing and goughing at your insides, leaving a blood trail for weeks. Therefore, it must be the offense's fault. What did you expect?

Nevertheless, those who continue to point to the defense as the key trouble spot have no eye for detail. Sure, Ryan Sims lasted all of about four plays this year. The inside of Fox's knee is the consistency of tapioca pudding. Warfield has been drying out for a month. Indianapolis started the season 3-0 but its usually potent offense was nowhere to be found. Well, actually they did score enough points to win. In truth, the Colts have succeeded because they have avoided mistakes. On the field they've given up no sacks and only three turnovers in their first three wins. By Vermeil’s account, Kansas City gave the ball to the Eagles last week four times on its side of the 50-yard line. For a growing defense going against one of the more formidable offenses in the league (gosh...did you see how formidable they were against the Cowboys?) that’s too much to ask. Therefore, it's the defense's fault. What did you expect?

Meanwhile, the Colts defense has grown up, but remember it has taken head coach Tony Dungy four years to build it and it was done more with draft picks than free agents. He used the same template in Tampa Bay where his defense (not Jon Gruden’s offense) led the Bucs to the Super Bowl. Indy’s offense was not up to its usual standards this past weekend, however, giving up a sack and tossing a couple of INT’s, but the defense managed to take the ball away four times. The team now stands as the only undefeated team in the league and it’s as much because the offense hasn’t made any major blunders as it is because the defense has improved. Indianapolis and Tampa Bay have competent front offices. So it's their fault our defense stinks. What did you expect?

The offense

Omit the accusation that the team’s offensive problems are due to a lack of a dominant receiver and you omit something important about the mental atmosphere in which the current debate over the team’s start has been conducted. The Chiefs had two 1,000-yard receivers last year and could have had a 1,000 yard rusher to boot. They all returned so where exactly this dominant receiver could flourish escapes me. These two opening sentences are among the most difficult and useless i've ever written in this forum. I give myself major propers.

Vermeil’s offense, by his own admission, has been dependent on the offensive line, a legacy that really dates back to before the head coach when the inside trio of Grunhard, Shields, and Szott teamed with John Alt and powered the team. The media, by and large, prefer to convey the loss of Roaf as a primary reason for the offense’s problems. Possibly because we haven't won without him in the starting lineup this year. Fools. But it is more the continuity that he, Shields, Wiegmann, Waters (and Dunn, too) haven’t had since last year. With aging players come injuries, and grumpiness and the remarkable run of the line’s nearly perfect slate of complete games in 2002 and 2003 is likely never to be replicated. We'll never pay lineman this kind of money ever again. Pray to Rufus. Do it now. You can't possibly understand the complexity and depth of my logic. In1998, lineman Glenn Parker won the team’s MVP award largely because he filled in at three different positions along the offensive line...and because he was bald and had lots of devil tattoos. That really has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to divert your attention from the explanation at hand for our poor offensive showing over the past two weeks. What did you expect?

The coaching

Accusations of coaching blunders have also made their way up the criticism chain. Yes, there IS a criticism chain. It's kept in Carl Peterson's dungeon in the bowels of Arrowhead, next to the "Suggestion Whips" and the "Unsolicited Comments Mace" . But what is somewhat of a surprise, the criticism has been leveled at the head coach, Dick Vermeil. The Chiefs don’t allow criticism of Head Coach Dick Vermeil. There was no practice during the bye week and it’s accusations that the coach is too soft, or he lets the players get away with too much, witness the reported troubles off the field. This, of course, comes from some of the same people who accused Vermeil of working his players too hard. Is he too hard? Is he too soft? Or is the bye week juuuuuust right? I call this the "Dick Vermeil and the Three Bears Syndrome." By any measurement, the Chiefs practices are like being a Viagra salesman; harder than most and include a steady dose of frontal padding. Is this the bye week, or are you just happy to see me?

The coordinators, for the most part, have been skipped over for some of the blame. I can't allow that to happen. If you listen closely you can hear the voice of dissent and that they, too, must face some of the media’s music. The media...the media....the media. God Carl and I HATE the Frickin' media. Why couldn't the NFL play in a totalitarian fascist state? Well...we ARE considering building a new stadium in Kansas...oh to dream, to dream.

Why doesn’t Tony Gonzalez get the ball more? (According to Vermeil, he has only two fewer catches compared to last year at this time.) Change the plan for the running backs. That’s the same plan they found so appealing two weeks ago. (Vermeil says Johnson needs to play and he needs some plan to do that, because if he doesn't play he might beat the daylights out of his girlfriend.) What happened to the Gunther Cunningham euphoria? Oh, it’s still there but it’s likely linked as much to abusing Enzyte and Jagermeister as much as anything else. Again, what did you expect?

A month ago thoughts of a 2-2 record would have brought smiles to plenty of faces. Today it’s an ominous sign. But whether you strut like the Gates BBQ logo, or cry like Dick Vermeil at a baby christening, at least stop resurrecting the same old arguments or blaming the same people. We've told you here who to blame: Offense, Defense and Coaching. Note there has been no mention of the front office. None. That's the way it should be. The Media lies to you every single day, and the sooner you stop watching TV or listening to talk radio or reading the newspaper, the better off you'll all be. Just keep watching your mailbox for your season ticket renewal invoice. Of course thats for fans who actually have season tickets. The rest of you are inconsequential hangers on. Maybe the Chiefs right now “are a poster child of today’s NFL,” as fellow columnist Jonathan Rand contends. They're cripples, but they're really adorable cripples. "

siberian khatru
10-11-2005, 01:08 PM
Rufus: Have patience, it takes time.

Fans: No Super Bowl appearance since 1969 season. No playoff wins since 1993 season. One playoff appearance since 1997. Two winning seasons since 1997.

Mr. Laz
10-11-2005, 01:38 PM
Rufus, we got the message that you hate fans after the first 30 articles you wrote on the subject...thanks.

signed,

Those who don't swallow CP's spunk with scrambled eggs for breakfast
ROFL ROFL

Mr. Laz
10-11-2005, 01:39 PM
I agree with that. If people expected the defense to be leaps and bounds better right off the bat, that was pretty unreasonable to expect. Improvement is a staircase.
other teams have made "leaps"

TEX
10-11-2005, 02:01 PM
other teams have made "leaps"

Exactly - Buffalo of a few years ago for instance.

Red Dawg
10-11-2005, 03:06 PM
They paid DV a ton of cash to get this team to the SB, plain and simple. No doubt he has done wonders with the offense, it's been better that we expected. His lack of defensive knowledge is what will sink his coaching time here. This is the last year of our great offense and the defense will not be good enough for us win in the playoffs.

Luzap
10-11-2005, 03:24 PM
And then again...

Personally, I think everything in this article is absolutely correct.

Luz
it never ceases to amaze me how people can hear (or read) what they want ~ not what's actually said...

Mr. Laz
10-11-2005, 04:54 PM
And then again...

Personally, I think everything in this article is absolutely correct.

Luz
it never ceases to amaze me how people can hear (or read) what they want ~ not what's actually said...
i'm shocked








:spock:

jettio
10-11-2005, 07:58 PM
I think the simplest truth of all is that it would make more sense to back the team that is the best, instead of backing a team run by Dufus just because of geographical accident.

Fug'im and his excuse making panhandler bosses.