How come....

[Jenny Gump]

The world isn't ready for a JennyGump fart thread.

[ptlyon]

If it's on gochiefs face, it's ok

[Goapics1]

The world isn't ready for a JennyGump fart thread.
I'm not sure what you mean Jenny....................

[Donger]

Here's a question for everyone: thinking back on every romantic relationship you've ever had, were you the first one to blantantly fart in front of your partner, or were they?

[ROYC75]

because it stinks. BTW, are you blonde ?

[tyton75]

I was always the first... basically cause I'll fart whenever I freaking want to.. and then laugh at the bad smelling ones!

[Hammock Parties]

I'm not sure about chick farting, but chick burping is a MAJOR turn on for me. If I'm around a female and she lets a nice throaty belch rip, I immediately want to shag her rotten.

[ptlyon]

Here's a question for everyone: thinking back on every romantic relationship you've ever had, were you the first one to blantantly fart in front of your partner, or were they?

Oh it was me for sure. Can't keep that stuff bottled up, makes your breath stink momma told me.

[jspchief]

Women don't fart.

I've been with my wife for 7+ years now, and neither of us has ever purposely farted in front of the other.

[Simplex3]

Women don't fart.

I've been with my wife for 7+ years now, and neither of us has ever purposely farted in front of the other.
You're getting a divorce.

[Iowanian]

Jenny Gump should let them fly, when she masters the function of her seperator valve. Too many breaches have made a leaky seal? I don't know....I just know the Brown noise is a turnoff.

[Bowser]

Women don't fart.

I've been with my wife for 7+ years now, and neither of us has ever purposely farted in front of the other.

Do you guys have trust issues?

My wife says her farting around me just means she is so very comfortable around me. Personally, I think she's trying to tell me something.

[Iowanian]

She is telling you something....Too many beans and brocoli dishes in her diet.

[jspchief]

You're getting a divorce.Thanks for the vote of confidence. :thumb:

We just decided that we are capable of holding it until we get to a restroom. I'm willing to make the sacrifice in exchange for not having to experience nasty beer farts from my wife.

[Bowser]

She is telling you something....Too many beans and brocoli dishes in her diet.

Heh....I think she's developed an allergy to breathing air and drinking water. They make her backside sound like an approaching thunderstorm.

[jspchief]

Do you guys have trust issues?

My wife says her farting around me just means she is so very comfortable around me. Personally, I think she's trying to tell me something.It's not about trust, it's about manners.

[Iowanian]

bowser...sounds like you better jam something large in her levee before it breaks.

Need me to come o'er again?

[keg in kc]

Few things are a bigger turnoff than female flatulance.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

this thread has hall of classics written all over it

[Bowser]

Few things are a bigger turnoff than female flatulance.

On a first date?

[Iowanian]

Few things are a bigger turnoff than female flatulance.

If you didn't kiss their arse so much, the sandblasting wouldn't be doing so much dammage Keg.

[Frosty]

neither of us has ever purposely farted in front of the other.

Same here, though the dog sure seems to have a farting problem. :)

[tyton75]

My wife and I have fart battleroyals in bed sometimes... I'll rip one, then cover her head and laugh.. then she'll wait and then just press it up against me and let fly.. its hilarious and disgusting at the same time...

[keg in kc]

On a first date?Ever.
If you didn't kiss their arse so much, the sandblasting wouldn't be doing so much dammage Keg.Yes, because I'm suuuch an asskisser.

Damn, system's done capturing video. Back to work. *whip crack*

[Bowser]

bowser...sounds like you better jam something large in her levee before it breaks.

Need me to come o'er again?

I've got nothin'.


ROFL

[siberian khatru]

Women don't fart.



Of course they don't. They "fluff."

It still smells like shit, though.

[JimNasium]

While I don't think I am ready for a JG fart thread I might be open to a JG poo thread.

[Bowser]

While I don't think I am ready for a JG fart thread I might be open to a JG poo thread.

I'm not ready for you to be ready for a JG poo thread.

[JimNasium]

I'm not ready for you to be ready for a JG poo thread.
ROFL Just the sound of the word "poo" makes me laugh. Say it twelve times in a row and see if you can keep from smiling.:D

[StcChief]

Of course they don't. They "fluff."

It still smells like shit, though.

Seem to always carry matches even if they don't smoke, hummmm.

[Dunit35]

Same here, though the dog sure seems to have a farting problem. :)


Yeah, its like our black lab will let one fly and then he'll leave the room, so instantly if he gets up and slowly walks away without barking, we know he ripped one. Sure enough, a couple seconds later we start gagging! You know hes gotta be laughing his a** off too.

[sedated]

In my last relationship, she was the first to fart, and it was...let's say, at climax. That ended that relationship quickly. :(

[Area 51]

I saw a book one time that ID'd just about every fart known to mankind. One of the farts was called the "Girls don't fart fart".

Why don't girls fart? (it's an old joke, I'll wait on an answer.)

[ck_IN]

I'm still waiting to hear the latest on your sexual assault on that new guy in the office. Has he recovered enough for round 2?

[Frosty]

Yeah, its like our black lab will let one fly and then he'll leave the room, so instantly if he gets up and slowly walks away without barking, we know he ripped one. Sure enough, a couple seconds later we start gagging! You know hes gotta be laughing his a** off too.

Yeah, suuuuure it was the dog. :shake: