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milehighfan
10-13-2005, 01:53 PM
On DenverBroncos.com they are auctioning off for charity Jake Plummer's jersey from the 30-10 monday night victory over the chiefs. Bids now stand at $1425. Anyone interested?
Dartgod
10-13-2005, 01:55 PM
Did they wash the Vaseline out?
Scaga
10-13-2005, 01:56 PM
Toliet paper is cheaper
tomahawk kid
10-13-2005, 01:57 PM
Go play in traffic.

Oh wait, you live in freaking Sedalia. Nevermind.

Sellout.
Dunit35
10-13-2005, 01:57 PM
Did they wash the Vaseline out?

No, but I hope they wiped off the sperm from halftime in the lockerroom.
joesomebody
10-13-2005, 02:16 PM
No thank you... I can get Mullet Conditioner and trick out my camero for that kinda money...
King_Chief_Fan
10-13-2005, 02:41 PM
wouldn't you need two.........one to shit on the other to cover it up with?
Extra Point
10-13-2005, 02:49 PM
No, but I hope they wiped off the sperm from halftime in the lockerroom.

"There's something about Jake." Now showing at Invesco home locker room.
Spicy McHaggis
10-13-2005, 04:49 PM
Is it the pink jersey?
Ebolapox
10-13-2005, 04:50 PM
hmmmm... wonder if one could buy it merely to burn it--... naw, I could buy a used camero for that kinda coin to go along with my mullett

-EB-
Gary
10-13-2005, 07:49 PM
On DenverBroncos.com they are auctioning off for charity Jake Plummer's jersey from the 30-10 monday night victory over the chiefs. Bids now stand at $1425. Anyone interested?

Somebody going by horseylover69@cbssports.com said he'd stroke the check right now if the jersey came with Jake wearing it tied up like a belly shirt & nothing else(except maybe some O-line lube).
Bowser
10-13-2005, 07:54 PM
I'll give them 1425 pesos for it, take a super sized dump in it, set it on fire on your porch, then sit back and watch your dumb ass try and stomp it out.
C-Mac
10-13-2005, 08:42 PM
Wheres Bob Dole when you need him?
Bwana
10-13-2005, 08:46 PM
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Braincase
10-13-2005, 09:20 PM
For me to poop on!
Extra Point
10-14-2005, 04:01 AM
Somebody going by horseylover69@cbssports.com said he'd stroke the check right now if the jersey came with Jake wearing it tied up like a belly shirt & nothing else(except maybe some O-line lube).
I'm sure that somebody wouldn't want to leave out the horsey sauce.
Mr. Rat Fink
10-14-2005, 05:15 AM
Who cares about Jake Plummer's jersey. I want to see that lousy bastard wear a mustache again.

http://www.petitiononline.com/Plummer/petition.html
|Zach|
10-14-2005, 05:17 AM
I have no doubt it will fall into the hands of another team.