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the Talking Can
10-18-2005, 02:17 PM
That's what Rhonda Moss and "Marty" are joking about on 610...boogie nights, locker room, innuendo.


The worst radio ever. I'll never recover.

I can't believe this passes for football talk.
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:18 PM
Sorry. I e-mailed them progamming ideas.
Phobia
10-18-2005, 02:19 PM
Holy shit - that's frightening. I sure am blad you brought it online, though.

Worst thread ever. I'll never recover.
Mr. Kotter
10-18-2005, 02:20 PM
This sucks even worse than your political threads.
ChiTown
10-18-2005, 02:24 PM
Is there no sanctity to the lockeroom? I suppose we should put a cam in the 610 bathrooms so we can discuss that fat, hairy *unt that Rhonda is packing....
siberian khatru
10-18-2005, 02:25 PM
You sure they're not saying he IS a big dick, not that he HAS a big dick?
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:25 PM
I bet there's a distinct lack of wood in the Chiefs locker room after games with Rhonda Moss walking around.
siberian khatru
10-18-2005, 02:27 PM
I bet there's a distinct lack of wood in the Chiefs locker room after games with Rhonda Moss walking around.

ROFL

They all look small anyway when compared to her ass.
the Talking Can
10-18-2005, 02:27 PM
Is there no sanctity to the lockeroom? I suppose we should put a cam in the 610 bathrooms so we can discuss that fat, hairy *unt that Rhonda is packing....

actually, it seemed wierd professionally - much less personally - for Moss to go there...I guess its ok because everyone is afraid of Godzilla..but imagine reversing the gender roles there...
Dunit35
10-18-2005, 02:27 PM
That's what Rhonda Moss and "Marty" are joking about on 610...boogie nights, locker room, innuendo.


The worst radio ever. I'll never recover.

I can't believe this passes for football talk.

Rhonda is a jersey chaser. or maybe a cheerleader chaser. What a waste of airspace.
GoTrav
10-18-2005, 02:27 PM
I bet there's a distinct lack of wood in the Chiefs locker room after games with Rhonda Moss walking around.

pics?

of her...


not the wood...


thanks :p
Mr. Kotter
10-18-2005, 02:27 PM
Is there no sanctity to the lockeroom? I suppose we should put a cam in the 610 bathrooms so we can discuss that fat, hairy *unt that Rhonda is packing....

I had the same fugged up thought... :Lin:
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:28 PM
So when Derrick Thomas started dominating QBs in the early 90s, was his member length discussed on local talkradio?
tk13
10-18-2005, 02:29 PM
I don't think they list those numbers during the combine.

"Coming up next on NFL Network... the 40 yard dash, followed by the penis exposure drill..."
htismaqe
10-18-2005, 02:30 PM
Sorry. I e-mailed them progamming ideas.

ROFL

Man, if I was Jared Allen, I'd be really scared that that fat heifer was looking at me like that...
Eleazar
10-18-2005, 02:30 PM
Is there anything Rhonda Moss could do to become a bigger joke?

I can't believe they were talking about that... I wish there was a way to capture audio to post on here.
tk13
10-18-2005, 02:33 PM
I wish there was a way to capture audio to post on here.

No.
Pitt Gorilla
10-18-2005, 02:34 PM
Honestly, she's not helping her gender much at all in the profession. I'm guessing female reporters who would like to be taken seriously won't be very happy with her behavior.
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:34 PM
Honestly, she's not helping her gender much at all in the profession. I'm guessing female reporters who would like to be taken seriously won't be very happy with her behavior.

Elizabeth Merrill will be pissed.
tk13
10-18-2005, 02:37 PM
Elizabeth Merrill will be pissed.
"Time for the first annual charity match... Merrill vs. Moss, with special guest referee Erin Bajackson..."
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:38 PM
"Time for the first annual charity match... Merrill vs. Moss, with special guest referee Erin Bajackson..."

Stay tuned for the post-game three-way shower with special guest Danielle Seargeant!
Goapics1
10-18-2005, 02:43 PM
Stay tuned for the post-game three-way shower with special guest Danielle Seargeant!
what happened to your post count?
ChiefsCountry
10-18-2005, 02:44 PM
I bet Rhonda Moss's penis is bigger than Jared Allens.
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:45 PM
what happened to your post count?

It's on vacation.
Rain Man
10-18-2005, 02:45 PM
what happened to your post count?

There was shrinkage.
Goapics1
10-18-2005, 02:46 PM
It's on vacation.
fuggin' n00b...................
Eleazar
10-18-2005, 02:47 PM
You know what's even worse than talking about it on the radio- we all clicked on a thread with a purported subject of the size of Jared Allen's penis.
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 02:48 PM
You know what's even worse than talking about it on the radio- we all clicked on a thread with a purported subject of the size of Jared Allen's penis.

I couldn't resist. The rest of you have no excuse.
ChiefsGirl
10-18-2005, 02:52 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
stevieray
10-18-2005, 02:57 PM
That group is the most unprofessional trio on the radio.


No wonder Whitlock bailed.
Extra Point
10-18-2005, 02:58 PM
You guys aren't going to believe this: I just got in my office, and I read this forwarded joke that my wife got from our niece. Talk about timing:

Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than
the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
............. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one
little weenie?"

Happenstance....
siberian khatru
10-18-2005, 03:00 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Thank God you, and not gochiefs, posted that.
keg in kc
10-18-2005, 03:01 PM
The kind of quality radio that has 610 where they are in the ratings.
Hammock Parties
10-18-2005, 03:14 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

http://www.murnis.com/images/products/woodenvegetables/cucumber.jpg
Thig Lyfe
10-18-2005, 03:42 PM
I bet Rhonda Moss's penis is bigger than Jared Allens.
ExtremeChief
10-18-2005, 04:13 PM
I'm not going to respond because I don't want anyone to know I opened this travesty of a thread.
Calcountry
10-18-2005, 04:18 PM
ROFL

Man, if I was Jared Allen, I'd be really scared that that fat heifer was looking at me like that...Its out, we finally have the truth to why women reporters want acess to NFL locker rooms.
Calcountry
10-18-2005, 04:19 PM
what happened to your post count?He doesn't pay attention to "trivial things like post counts".

lmao.
Calcountry
10-18-2005, 04:20 PM
It's on vacation.It disappeared when you found out Rhonda Moss was looking at it.
Wile_E_Coyote
10-18-2005, 04:56 PM
810's working the wrong angle. He could be hung like a field mouse, the fact he plays like his nuts are big as watermelons is what matters
4th and Long
10-18-2005, 05:00 PM
http://www.murnis.com/images/products/woodenvegetables/cucumber.jpg
That looks a lot like the "pristine bullet" that offed JFK.
http://karws.gso.uri.edu/JFK/issues_and_evidence/single-bullet_theory/pristine_bullet/CE399side.jpg
shaneo69
10-18-2005, 06:01 PM
If she was really talking about that, she should definitely get fired.

On 610's pre-game show on Sunday, they played her interview with LJ, and some of the questions she asked were.....did he go to prom, what color tux did he wear, what time of the day is his favorite, etc. After the question about what his favorite time of day was, I changed the station. It's appalling that a KC-market sports station would allow this kind of crap.
Wile_E_Coyote
10-18-2005, 06:06 PM
she has a crush on LJ
RedThat
10-18-2005, 06:12 PM
Well....at least now we know who his number 1 fan is.....

Rhonda Moss after a Chiefs victory, "Can I have a chili cheese dogs with onions please? Oh wait a minute never mind, there is Jared Allen I need to do a post game report".
chagrin
10-18-2005, 06:24 PM
Its out, we finally have the truth to why women reporters want acess to NFL locker rooms.


So many one liners and funny quips, so little time...

Victor Kiam (I think that's how he spells it?) who "liked the Remington shaver so much, I bought the company, and used to own the Patriots) made this joke about a female reporter getting offended when she saw a players rod while she was interviewing him:

"What do Iraq's miliary and (reporter's name, Nancy Bolton maybe?) have in common?...They've both seen Patriot missles up close and personal"
Thig Lyfe
10-18-2005, 06:43 PM
I'm not going to respond because I don't want anyone to know I opened this travesty of a thread.


Oops.
WilliamTheIrish
10-18-2005, 07:17 PM
If she was really talking about that, she should definitely get fired.

On 610's pre-game show on Sunday, they played her interview with LJ, and some of the questions she asked were.....did he go to prom, what color tux did he wear, what time of the day is his favorite, etc. After the question about what his favorite time of day was, I changed the station. It's appalling that a KC-market sports station would allow this kind of crap.

This kind of crap radio is the norm and it's why I rarely tune in to either station.
KChiefsQT
10-18-2005, 07:24 PM
It's gotta be HHHHUGGGGEEE!
4th and Long
10-18-2005, 07:57 PM
It's gotta be HHHHUGGGGEEE!
Which is important ... if your 'giner is the size of THE GRAND CANYON.
tk13
10-18-2005, 08:00 PM
Allen should change his name to Rolling Stone to get her away from him. I hear they gather no moss.
4th and Long
10-18-2005, 08:01 PM
Allen should change his name to Rolling Stone to get her away from him. I hear they gather no moss.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8840/rimshot5kk.gif
Wile_E_Coyote
10-18-2005, 08:10 PM
It's gotta be HHHHUGGGGEEE!

me thinks Plummer will be moving a little slower with the bootleg in Arrowhead now
jspchief
10-18-2005, 08:13 PM
I suppose we should put a cam in the 610 bathrooms so we can discuss that fat, hairy *unt that Rhonda is packing....No. Don't even joke about that.
jspchief
10-18-2005, 08:18 PM
I bet there's a distinct lack of wood in the Chiefs locker room after games with Rhonda Moss walking around.Uh, it's a mens locker room. There's a distinct lack of wood regardless of who's walking around in there.

Jeezuz. I don't know what's worse, you saying it, or the Planet letting it slide for 6+ hours. It's too easy sometimes.