The weirdest thing ever

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Just got off the phone with my nine year old daughter who told me that a deer tried to jump through the window of the classroom two doors down from hers today. She said all of the sudden they heard a crash and kids screaming and saw the damn thing running away. I guess it shattered the top section of the window and made it about 1/4 of the way in them fell out and ran off. The kids were quite tramatized.

The school isn't even in a remotely rural area. It's almost in the middle of a town of 45,000.

F#ckin crazier than horseshit animal.

[JBucc]

I bet it had the rabies. OMG you're daughter is lucky to be alive

[Rain Man]

Deer spend too much time playing violent video games.

I'm glad no one was hurt (and hope the deer isn't, either.)

[Eleazar]

I've heard of them trying to jump through windows or sliding glass doors in houses before.

That must have been pretty crazy to see.

[Simplex3]

Yeah, that new game from RockStar called "Window Smasher-San Andreas" is terrible. Especially that scene where you see one buck naked.

[Donger]

So, the deer lost, but it wasn't beaten?

[tk13]

The deer lost to the window, but it wasn't beaten. That's for sure.

[ExtremeChief]

Oh deer.

[tk13]

Freaking Donger, shut your yapper! ROFL

[Bowser]

Wrong.

The weirdest thing ever is when you told us you cut your mullet off.

[Phobia]

Didn't that happen recently up North?

[Phobia]

Yes.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S11040.html?cat=1

[Donger]

Yes.

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S11040.html?cat=1

"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?

[Phobia]

"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?

Sherlock Holmes told me that the windows were mirrored glass.

[KcMizzou]

A deer got in my highschool once. Damn thing was sliding around on the tile floor like it was on ice. They ended up calling the fire dept to herd it out the front door.

[Donger]

Sherlock Holmes told me that the windows were mirrored glass.

That's because he was a heroin junkie.

[Rain Man]

"The deer found its way around the school’s fences and parking lots, and charged its reflection in a hallway window."

How do they know that it charged its reflection?


Witnesses saw it look at the window and then say, "Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME?"

[tiptap]

Is it deer season. You will frequently see deer head into town during deer season. May not see the glass in the window but do see where to get away from the hunters.

[Donger]

Heh.

http://www.cnb-scene.com/wdeer.html

[Psyko Tek]

[QUOTE=Rain Man]Deer spend too much time playing violent video games.



they need good old fashion rain deer games like Rudolph used to play when i was a kid

[Bwana]

.

[Dunit35]

Seeing that deer wouldve been hilarious in my HS. H*ll I know some of my buddies had access to guns in their trucks. Yes, one did get caught with a shotgun in his truck and got suspended for 3 days. That was the last time anyone had a shotgun in their truck.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wrong.

The weirdest thing ever is when you told us you cut your mullet off.
... and only less than a year ago.

:D

I swear you people remember too much.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

How do they know that it charged its reflection?
Apparently the deer gave a post incident interview. Some deer are good like that.

[Phobia]

Apparently the deer gave a post incident interview. Some deer are good like that.

Yeah, Eddie Venison always makes time for an interview and sometimes even signs autographs for the kids at hooftime.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, Eddie Venison always makes time for an interview and sometimes even signs autographs for the kids at hooftime.
wow.





:)

[KcMizzou]

Phob's channelling tk13... or Talisman.

[Jenny Gump]

It isn't nearly as strange as an emu running right over the top of you while you're gardening.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It isn't nearly as strange as an emu running right over the top of you while you're gardening.
OK............... you got me there.

[Jenny Gump]

OK............... you got me there.

Why? Did that happen to you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Why? Did that happen to you?
only yesterday...

[Jenny Gump]

only yesterday...

You should have kept the mullet. Emus are afraid of mullets. So are hurricanes.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You should have kept the mullet. Emus are afraid of mullets. So are hurricanes.
Everyone is afraid of mullets. But I'm sexy now... er.....




:D

[Skip Towne]

I have emus run over me all the time. Sometimes alpacas too.

[KcMizzou]

I have emus run over me all the time. Sometimes alpacas too.It doesn't count if you're paying for it.

[Iowanian]

This is why Bow hunters should be PAID by citizens and insurance companies...a bounty per kill.

Bow hunters are life savers.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have emus run over me all the time. Sometimes alpacas too.
I saw a tv commercial last night on USA about raising alpaca's for fun and profit. They were serious. I thought I was in the twilight zone.

[Iowanian]

What you need to do beerme....is put some doe estrus in your mullet locks....and go walk around the edge of the woods near your home just before sun-up.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

What you need to do beerme....is put some doe estrus in your mullet locks....and go walk around the edge of the woods near your home just before sun-up.
k..... but I have no more mullet and don't live near woods. Thanks though.