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Taco John
10-30-2005, 11:08 PM
Today we witnessed the first time in the history of the NFL that a team had a 300+ yard passer and two 100+ yard rushers.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:12 PM
A great day....indeed one for the books.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:13 PM
A day hasn't been this great since Sharpe got the record for TE yards in a game...I can't remember who we played.
KC Dan
10-30-2005, 11:14 PM
A day hasn't been this great since Sharpe got the record for TE yards in a game...I can't remember who we played.
nlm
Mecca
10-30-2005, 11:14 PM
I thought the greatness was Champ Bailey getting benched with 3rd degree burns.
dirk digler
10-30-2005, 11:14 PM
A day hasn't been this great since Sharpe got the record for TE yards in a game...I can't remember who we played.


:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :bang: nlm

You guys won't ever beat our 8 rushing TD's in a game though.
Amnorix
10-30-2005, 11:16 PM
Congrats -- you win the random useless statistic award for the week.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:16 PM
LOL
tk13
10-30-2005, 11:17 PM
A day hasn't been this great since Sharpe got the record for TE yards in a game...I can't remember who we played.
Alas, but neither were nearly as great as the day when Dante Hall set the kickoff return TD record in amazing fashion... I can't remember who we played that day.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:17 PM
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :bang: nlm

You guys won't ever beat our 8 rushing TD's in a game though.+


No...Portis only got 5...:)
dirk digler
10-30-2005, 11:17 PM
Alas, but neither were nearly as great as the day when Dante Hall set the kickoff return TD record in amazing fashion... I can't remember who we played that day.

OWNED.

ROFL
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:18 PM
Alas, but neither were nearly as great as the day when Dante Hall set the kickoff return TD record in amazing fashion... I can't remember who we played that day.

I'm sure I didn't see it.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:19 PM
Congrats -- you win the random useless statistic award for the week.


It's an elite statistic
Lonewolf Ed
10-30-2005, 11:20 PM
Today we witnessed the first time in the history of the NFL that a team had a 300+ yard passer and two 100+ yard rushers.

Well, at least the Raiders won't win the AFC West this season, so I take some small solace in that. Denver is looking way too tough and focused now and I will be very surprised if at least one playoff game does not get played in Denver. Ugh. Now my small solace has been squished.
dirk digler
10-30-2005, 11:22 PM
Eat shit Donkeys: ROFL

* KC’s 398 first downs were the most in NFL history, breaking the NFL record of 387 set by the ‘84 Dolphins.
* KC’s 63 rushing TDs in 2003-04 tied as the best two-year total in NFL history, matching the NFL record originally set by the ‘61-62 Packers.
* The 2004 Chiefs were the first team in NFL history to:
* Produce eight rushing TDs in a single game, getting four apiece from RB Priest Holmes and RB Derrick Blaylock in a 56-10 win vs. Atlanta (10/24).
* Score 56 points in a game without a TD pass, doing it in a 56-10 win vs. Atlanta (10/24).
* Have three different players record a 150-yard rushing game in a single season. RB Priest Holmes – 151 at Denver (9/12), RB Derrick Blaylock – 186 at New Orleans (11/14) and RB Larry Johnson – 151 vs. Denver (12/19).
Skip Towne
10-30-2005, 11:25 PM
Oh, is that all. I thought maybe it was something important like you had figured out how to cheat the salary cap for the 7th or 8th year in a row.
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:25 PM
Eat shit Donkeys: ROFL

* KC’s 398 first downs were the most in NFL history, breaking the NFL record of 387 set by the ‘84 Dolphins.
* KC’s 63 rushing TDs in 2003-04 tied as the best two-year total in NFL history, matching the NFL record originally set by the ‘61-62 Packers.
* The 2004 Chiefs were the first team in NFL history to:
* Produce eight rushing TDs in a single game, getting four apiece from RB Priest Holmes and RB Derrick Blaylock in a 56-10 win vs. Atlanta (10/24).
* Score 56 points in a game without a TD pass, doing it in a 56-10 win vs. Atlanta (10/24).
* Have three different players record a 150-yard rushing game in a single season. RB Priest Holmes – 151 at Denver (9/12), RB Derrick Blaylock – 186 at New Orleans (11/14) and RB Larry Johnson – 151 vs. Denver (12/19).

Here's another cool one....

The Chiefs are 0-3 at home in the playoff their last three tries.ROFL
Garcia Bronco
10-30-2005, 11:26 PM
good night all.
Mecca
10-30-2005, 11:27 PM
Taco needs to change his Sig pic. You can't have guys who get benched for getting owned repping on another teams board.
dirk digler
10-30-2005, 11:28 PM
Here's another cool one....

The Chiefs are 0-3 at home in the playoff their last three tries.ROFL

nlm

ROFL

Later Garcia it has been fun.
stevieray
10-30-2005, 11:30 PM
not hard to do when you cheat.
Skip Towne
10-30-2005, 11:33 PM
Here's another cool one....

The Chiefs are 0-3 at home in the playoff their last three tries.ROFL
At some point somebody should bring up which team has more players in the HOF. It won't take the Donkeys long to add theirs up.
Taco John
10-31-2005, 12:13 AM
At some point somebody should bring up which team has more players in the HOF. It won't take the Donkeys long to add theirs up.


I can count to two. Which is all I need to count to in order to determine which is the superior franchise.

Scoreboard.
BigMeatballDave
10-31-2005, 01:14 AM
I can count to two. Which is all I need to count to in order to determine which is the superior franchise.

Scoreboard.EAT SHIT, DICKWAD!
Kansas City holds a 49-41-0 (.613) all-time advantage over Denver.Those 49 wins vs. the Broncos are more than the Chiefs have amassed against any other club. KC is seeking to make the Broncos the first opponent the franchise has defeated 50 times.
Hammock Parties
10-31-2005, 01:14 AM
Who cares. I'd trade all 49 of those wins for a Super Bowl.
BigMeatballDave
10-31-2005, 01:17 AM
Who cares. I'd trade all 49 of those wins for a Super Bowl.Actually, I was wrong, it is 50 wins .vs them. And I agree...
Taco John
10-31-2005, 03:17 AM
EAT SHIT, DICKWAD!
Kansas City holds a 49-41-0 (.613) all-time advantage over Denver.Those 49 wins vs. the Broncos are more than the Chiefs have amassed against any other club. KC is seeking to make the Broncos the first opponent the franchise has defeated 50 times.


http://cont.vrml.k12.la.us/tltc/prek/The%20count.gif
"One! One Superbowl Trophy!"

http://i.infoplease.com/images/home/elway.jpg



http://faculty.washington.edu/barbwarn/405website/sesame/count.gif
"TWO! TWO Superbowl Trophies!"


http://www.dgpics.com/images/Sport/TDAVIS-TROPHY.jpg
OldTownChief
10-31-2005, 06:14 AM
"One! One Superbowl Trophy!"

"TWO! TWO Superbowl Trophies!"




You forgot to add the "*"
HemiEd
10-31-2005, 06:23 AM
I can count to two. Which is all I need to count to in order to determine which is the superior franchise.

Scoreboard.

we already have hit 50 according to this: http://profootballreference.com/teams/kanindex.htm#all
50/41
Braincase
10-31-2005, 06:30 AM
Broncos are still short of the record for number of losing trips to the Superbowl - you're still 0-Eternity in years you didn't cheat...
jspchief
10-31-2005, 07:04 AM
Yea, but Dwayne Carswell was shut down. He didn't even sniff a reception. He was also invisible blocking.
Amnorix
10-31-2005, 07:43 AM
I can count to two. Which is all I need to count to in order to determine which is the superior franchise.

Scoreboard.

In that case, I can count to three. Pbbbtttt!!
Amnorix
10-31-2005, 07:45 AM
"TWO! TWO Superbowl Trophies!"

I'm glad you concede the Patriots are superior to the Broncs. As Tedy noted...

http://cache.boston.com/images/sports/patriots/2004/02_06_05_bruschi_800600.jpg
Dartgod
10-31-2005, 07:53 AM
Funny, Taco wasn't here talking about records last week, was he?

Eat shit and die, troll...
Garcia Bronco
10-31-2005, 07:56 AM
Yea, but Dwayne Carswell was shut down. He didn't even sniff a reception. He was also invisible blocking.

Now...I'm going to have to give you the frowning of a lifetime. :shake:

Now we're going to take your keys for your bad karma ways. We've been nice about it the last two years....but that's over...your keys are already gone.
Garcia Bronco
10-31-2005, 07:58 AM
I'm glad you concede the Patriots are superior to the Broncs. As Tedy noted...

http://cache.boston.com/images/sports/patriots/2004/02_06_05_bruschi_800600.jpg


I'll say you actually earned 2 and 1/2 :P
stevieray
10-31-2005, 08:00 AM
Now...I'm going to have to give you the frowning of a lifetime. :shake:

Now we're going to take your keys for your bad karma ways. We've been nice about it the last two years....but that's over...your keys are already gone.

gawd dude, I usually enjoy your takes, but if you sart that stupid azz keys thing again...I'll put you on ignore.
Skip Towne
10-31-2005, 08:04 AM
I wouldn't put the Donx homers on ignore. I need the comedy relief they provide. You know, like how they lost but they didn't get beat.
jspchief
10-31-2005, 08:07 AM
Now...I'm going to have to give you the frowning of a lifetime. :shake:

Now we're going to take your keys for your bad karma ways. We've been nice about it the last two years....but that's over...your keys are already gone.You and the other half of your Mexican donkey show come in here trolling, and I'm supposed to give a shit about your opinion of my posts?

Here's an idea, instead of trolling here, maybe you and Taco could take a 1994 Caprice and drive up and down Parker Rd during rush hour.
Mile High Mania
10-31-2005, 08:17 AM
I just get tired of seeing that pic of Champ Bailey... he's whipping my ass this season.
SBK
10-31-2005, 08:46 AM
I just get tired of seeing that pic of Champ Bailey... he's whipping my ass this season.

He did make a good tackle on Owens for the 200 yard td pass. ROFL
Area 51
10-31-2005, 09:12 AM
It's an elite statistic

Only in your mind Garonco, only in your mind.
Chiefs Pantalones
10-31-2005, 09:24 AM
Regular season success rulezzz!!!1111

You'll lose to the Colts AGAIN in the playoffs. ;)
Area 51
10-31-2005, 09:43 AM
Regular season success rulezzz!!!1111

You'll lose to the Colts AGAIN in the playoffs. ;)

I can't agree with you, they would lose to anyone they play in the playoffs. BUT, let's not count our donkeys before the season ends! They have just as much of a chance of sitting at home as the Raiders do.
ChiefsFanatic
10-31-2005, 10:06 AM
http://cont.vrml.k12.la.us/tltc/prek/The%20count.gif
"One! One Superbowl Trophy!"

http://i.infoplease.com/images/home/elway.jpg



http://faculty.washington.edu/barbwarn/405website/sesame/count.gif
"TWO! TWO Superbowl Trophies!"


http://www.dgpics.com/images/Sport/TDAVIS-TROPHY.jpg

That was a good post. I hate to admit it, but it was. Also, against Miami the Chiefs could have been the first team to have a 300 yard passer (Green 289 yds) and two 100 yard backs (Holmes 90 yds, Johnson 93 yds) but our HC and OC seemed to forget that a football game is 60 minutes. Something about not running up the score and being classy.

Of course, this class could have backfired on them, but luckily we were playing the Dolphins.

I hate Denver. But they did do it against the Eagles, who beat us and virtually turned LT into footnote in the game statistics.
Demonpenz
10-31-2005, 10:41 AM
bronco's fans still hold the record for the most dicks sucked at one time.
Garcia Bronco
10-31-2005, 01:07 PM
gawd dude, I usually enjoy your takes, but if you sart that stupid azz keys thing again...I'll put you on ignore.


I never stopped. :)
Garcia Bronco
10-31-2005, 01:12 PM
I can't agree with you, they would lose to anyone they play in the playoffs. BUT, let's not count our donkeys before the season ends! They have just as much of a chance of sitting at home as the Raiders do.
Raiders are the best 3 and 4 team I've ever seen.
Garcia Bronco
10-31-2005, 01:14 PM
You and the other half of your Mexican donkey show come in here trolling, and I'm supposed to give a shit about your opinion of my posts?

Here's an idea, instead of trolling here, maybe you and Taco could take a 1994 Caprice and drive up and down Parker Rd during rush hour.

the punchline will be along any minute.
Skip Towne
10-31-2005, 01:20 PM
I can't agree with you, they would lose to anyone they play in the playoffs. BUT, let's not count our donkeys before the season ends! They have just as much of a chance of sitting at home as the Raiders do.
I suspect the oddsmakers would disagree with that statement.
Area 51
10-31-2005, 01:29 PM
I suspect the oddsmakers would disagree with that statement.

Look me in the eyes, can you see anyone in there that cares what the oddsmakers think?

Just to be crystal clear: The oddsmakers can kiss my royal arse!
sedated
10-31-2005, 01:32 PM
Is Bronco fan awaiting his annual playoff ass-kicking?

I sure am...and I'll laugh and laugh.
Skip Towne
10-31-2005, 01:36 PM
Look me in the eyes, can you see anyone in there that cares what the oddsmakers think?

Just to be crystal clear: The oddsmakers can kiss my royal arse!
Well you keep on making ridiclous statements then. I'll stick with the oddsmakers and common sense. I really don't care what you think of the oddsmakers. They are far better at this kind of thing than you are.
vailpass
10-31-2005, 01:50 PM
Is Bronco fan awaiting his annual playoff ass-kicking?

I sure am...and I'll laugh and laugh.

Yea you will. While sitting at home watching the playoffs.
Just like your team.
Dartgod
10-31-2005, 01:54 PM
Again, where were all the retarded Broncos chest beaters last week when the Donkeys were choking at the end?
vailpass
10-31-2005, 02:00 PM
Again, where were all the retarded Broncos chest beaters last week when the Donkeys were choking at the end?

Are you directing that at me? I was here. No chest beating from me, just responding to the pathetic comment from the n00b regarding his wish to watch the Broncos in the playoffs this year.
I guess if your own team doesn't make it you gotta' watch somebody....
Dartgod
10-31-2005, 02:06 PM
Are you directing that at me? I was here. No chest beating from me, just responding to the pathetic comment from the n00b regarding his wish to watch the Broncos in the playoffs this year.
I guess if your own team doesn't make it you gotta' watch somebody....
I call bullshit. To Taco and Garcia Bronco's credit, they were here after the choke job last Sunday. You didn't show up until Thursday to bitch about the lack of football threads.

So I was wrong, but not about you...
Red Dawg
10-31-2005, 02:11 PM
It's all about the o-line, not the runner. The KC records and the Denver records prove it.
vailpass
10-31-2005, 02:18 PM
I call bullshit. To Taco and Garcia Bronco's credit, they were here after the choke job last Sunday. You didn't show up until Thursday to bitch about the lack of football threads.

So I was wrong, but not about you...

Call what you want. I've shown up here win or lose since 2001. What exactly do you see in me that makes you think I would be afraid for one second to show up on this board? When have I ever given you the impression that I give a **** what you think?
Please, get over yourself.
FWIW I was visiting hime (Iowa) last week and did not get on-line until I returned to work.
Area 51
10-31-2005, 02:20 PM
Well you keep on making ridiclous statements then. I'll stick with the oddsmakers and common sense. I really don't care what you think of the oddsmakers. They are far better at this kind of thing than you are.

You missed the point. The oddsmakers do not have an impact on the way I feel. Skip, it's just a game!!
Dartgod
10-31-2005, 02:40 PM
Call what you want. I've shown up here win or lose since 2001. What exactly do you see in me that makes you think I would be afraid for one second to show up on this board? When have I ever given you the impression that I give a **** what you think?
Please, get over yourself.
FWIW I was visiting hime (Iowa) last week and did not get on-line until I returned to work.Whatever dude. I personally have no problem with you. Just pointing out the facts is all.
vailpass
10-31-2005, 02:57 PM
Whatever dude. I personally have no problem with you. Just pointing out the facts is all.

Fair enough. Appreciate you allowing non-Chiefs to visit your board, don't mean to shit on your floor.
Color Red
10-31-2005, 03:20 PM
Yeah, obviously though you know, in the NFL a team doesn't possibly put up that kind of mark unless they have to.

In other words, the defensive play that day is so suspect they have to rally the offense to win.

Congrats on the win, but ask any offensive coordinator, if their QB making forty or fifty pass attempts is typically a good sign.

But, whatever makes you feel good...
vailpass
10-31-2005, 03:23 PM
Yeah, obviously though you know, in the NFL a team doesn't possibly put up that kind of mark unless they have to.

In other words, the defensive play that day is so suspect they have to rally the offense to win.

Congrats on the win, but ask any offensive coordinator, if their QB making forty or fifty pass attempts is typically a good sign.

But, whatever makes you feel good...

English translation please...
Calcountry
10-31-2005, 03:31 PM
Funny, Taco wasn't here talking about records last week, was he?

Eat shit and die, troll...No he wasn't.

But he is a sophisticated troll. He educates other trolls how to troll without getting banned. Like, show up and make an obligatory post after your team choked, then disappear the rest of the week. Now your in here with your gloating shit.



Troll on Taco.
Taco John
10-31-2005, 03:37 PM
Again, where were all the retarded Broncos chest beaters last week when the Donkeys were choking at the end?



Taking our medicine. This week, we're the ones with the spoons.
Dartgod
10-31-2005, 03:37 PM
English translation please...
He said you're a douche...
Extra Point
10-31-2005, 03:51 PM
One Slimy Jersey!
Two Slimy Jerseys!
All of the Defense, Slimy Jerseys!

Paybacks are hell. Can't wait for the Broncs this season and in the post season, beating them twice!
Rain Man
10-31-2005, 03:52 PM
Did anyone else read the title and think hopefully that the Broncos franchise had folded?
vailpass
10-31-2005, 03:57 PM
He said you're a douche...
:rolleyes: Wow you got me there....
Taco John
10-31-2005, 04:25 PM
One Slimy Jersey!
Two Slimy Jerseys!
All of the Defense, Slimy Jerseys!

Paybacks are hell. Can't wait for the Broncs this season and in the post season, beating them twice!



That's the spirit!
HolmeZz
11-01-2005, 11:44 AM
I'm not sure how impressing this record is. The Chiefs almost achieved it the week before.