<insert> latest Chiefs rumor thread

[Wile_E_Coyote]

let's see..
Roaf in car accident
LJ wants traded
DV is senile
Priest is done
Green has gone AOL
Allen is hung like a moose
Shields grew a mustache

[Dunit35]

The Chiefs secondary is improving.

[Biohazard]

Green went America Online?



Chiefs are going to lose this Sunday.

[sedated]

LJ beats women and has a coke problem.

[ChiefsCountry]

Herman Edwards next head coach

[Rain Man]

Yeah, Green is paying too much for internet access.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Sims has a deepfried twinkie habit

[Rain Man]

Out tight end coach gets strip-searched every time he enters the stadium now.

[MOhillbilly]

Jesus will start at QB.

[Dunit35]

Kris Wilson is our secret weapon.

[KChiefsQT]

Sources say.... Tony G. has come out of the closet... will be aired tonight on Sportscenter. I think I'm going to cry. :banghead:

[jspchief]

Kris Wilson will be a match-up nightmare for opposing defensive coordinators.

[Hammock Parties]

Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.

[HemiEd]

Scanlon is going to play Left Tackle.

[KChiefsQT]

Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.

BREAKING NEWS: Roaf is going to prison, he snapped some punks neck in half.

[sedated]

Green went America Online? He has lost it!

First Kurt Warner, now Time Warner.

[Rain Man]

Boomer uses a ghost writer for his diary.

[Dunit35]

Jessica Alba has a top secret home video that can be bought for $39.99 at your local Toys R Us.

[luv]

A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

[Dunit35]

A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

It was probably JR.

[KChiefsQT]

A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

:p You nasty girl. I told u next time you are involved in a Chiefs gang-bang invite me!!!!!!!!! Sheeesh ur such a Cock-blocker.

[plbrdude]

lawrence tynes, new ibf light-heavyweight champion

[acasas4]

Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.
ROFL

[Wile_E_Coyote]

A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

Mrs. Roaf?

[Rain Man]

A Chief got me pregnant, but I can't remember which one.

We know it wasn't Lin Elliott, because you would've just had a mess on your left leg instead.


(I apologize in advance for creating that mental image.)

[luv]

Mrs. Roaf?
No. I don't think she could get me pregnant. :p

[Anyong Bluth]

Warfield still hosts giant parties at his place and the cops stopped by and told him to keep it on the downlow b/c they didn't want to have to bust him but they would if it meant their ass.

Too bad he freaked and they poured a bunch of highpriced booze down the drain b/c the were afraid of getting busted when they showed up to his house on noise complaints.

[CoMoChief]

Someone is f*cking Willie Roaf's wife.


Roaf hates Joe Horn because I guess while playing in New Orleans Roaf found out that Horn was messing around with Roaf's wife, so that rumor is actually true in some form of fasion.

[Anyong Bluth]

uhh- she had Horn's kid... hence the rockbottom price they moved Willie for - they knew how sensitive a subject it was and felt Horn was up and coming and Willie was in his Twilight. F-- Joe Horn. I don't pass moral judgement here, but diddling in another man's wife is a huge Karma no-no

[hawkchief]

The head coach is screwing several women in his neighborhood.

(Oh wait, that's the baseball coach. Sorry)!

[acasas4]

Dexter Mcleon is DV's illegitimate son.

[luv]

Dexter Mcleon is DV's illegitimate son.
That would explain a lot.

[Anyong Bluth]

it would also explain the lack of athletic ability..


ohh wait, does that make me a racist like the Navy coach... shit

[Tribal Warfare]

Jesus will start at QB.

Wow, I didn't know KC traded for Micheal Vick.