Who's ass would you like to kick on here!! [Archive]

tk13

11-04-2005, 09:00 PM

I'll take on anyone from the board. I'll be waiting for you all at B5 before the game, ask for Dartgod.

nychief

11-04-2005, 09:00 PM

my own.

Biohazard

11-04-2005, 09:00 PM

This thread looks familiar, oh and lipsticks is push some of them buttons.

Halfcan

11-04-2005, 09:03 PM

dipsticks would cry too much

Biohazard

11-04-2005, 09:07 PM

dipsticks would cry too much
You are more than likely correct, expecially after I turn onescrewleftuntwisted loose on him! :fire:

Lipschitz

11-04-2005, 09:09 PM

I don't know if I'm amazed or amused. B5 - Watch for me, I'll be wearing Red.

Halfcan

11-04-2005, 09:10 PM

Cool Match 3

Dipshitz VS OneScrew..ect

Who is next.

How about Luv2rite Vs. Chiefs4me

greg63

11-04-2005, 09:30 PM

Skip and all who dare. :D

Skip Towne

11-04-2005, 09:34 PM

Skip and all who dare. :D
I have to be careful who I fight. My hands are registered weapons. My real name is Raymond Leonard. You may have heard of me.

Halfcan

11-04-2005, 09:42 PM

I think your boy could whip him greg. That kid is huge-new pic I guess.

greg63

11-04-2005, 09:42 PM

I have to be careful who I fight. My hands are registered weapons. My real name is Raymond Leonard. You may have heard of me.
ROFL
AAAAHHH, it all makes since now.

HolmeZz

11-04-2005, 09:43 PM

GoChiefs.

greg63

11-04-2005, 09:45 PM

I think your boy could whip him greg. That kid is huge-new pic I guess.

Yea, the last pic was his eighth grade season last year. He's put on a little size, we've had to pad lock the fridge.

xfactor

11-04-2005, 09:51 PM

RedXtreme,FDE and WeirdWolf and throw in a Phobia for always giving me a hard time. ROFL :spank:

Halfcan

11-04-2005, 10:00 PM

I thought those guys were your friends X.

Saulbadguy

11-04-2005, 10:00 PM

Rain Man. Definately Rain Man.

greg63

11-04-2005, 10:02 PM

RedXtreme,FDE and WeirdWolf and throw in a Phobia for always giving me a hard time. ROFL :spank:
ROFL
I'd pay money to see that one. Hey, there's your next fund raising idea!! :D

4th and Long

11-04-2005, 10:07 PM

ROFL
I'd pay money to see that one. Hey, there's your next fund raising idea!! :D
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2657175&postcount=12 :D

greg63

11-04-2005, 10:16 PM

I knew I had gotten that idea from somewhere. :)

xfactor

11-04-2005, 10:24 PM

Brotherly Love, I love these guys to death but nothing like getting your butt wooped by the one wearing spandex. ROFL

I thought those guys were your friends X.

xfactor

11-04-2005, 10:25 PM

Great idea, maybe a mud wrestling event. :hmmm: ROFL

ROFL
I'd pay money to see that one. Hey, there's your next fund raising idea!! :D

greg63

11-04-2005, 10:27 PM

Great idea, maybe a mud wrestling event. :hmmm: ROFL

Yup, but I really can’t take credit for the idea. Check out 4th and Long's post. ;)

xfactor

11-04-2005, 10:30 PM

Yup, but I really can’t take credit for the idea. Check out 4th and Long's post. ;)
I bet we could raise more!

4th and Long

11-04-2005, 10:30 PM

Yup, but I really can’t take credit for the idea. Check out 4th and Long's post. ;)
I disagree. Mud wrestling could be better if chicks were involved. I know I'd pay to see that before I'd drop the cash to watch Iowinian go toe to toe with some dude in the parking lot at Arrowhead.

RealSNR

11-04-2005, 10:36 PM

Tk13. Then I would take his post count, rep, and become snr13

BigRedChief

11-04-2005, 10:41 PM

RedXtreme,FDE and WeirdWolf and throw in a Phobia for always giving me a hard time. ROFL :spank:

Didn't DA say that he could take the Superfans without a problem?

Skip Towne

11-04-2005, 10:47 PM

Tk13. Then I would take his post count, rep, and become snr13
You probably won't believe this but I have long thought of beating him senseless, raping his women and eating his children. And becoming Skip Towne 13.

greg63

11-04-2005, 10:49 PM

I disagree. Mud wrestling could be better if chicks were involved. I know I'd pay to see that before I'd drop the cash to watch Iowinian go toe to toe with some dude in the parking lot at Arrowhead.

:hmmm:ROFLROFL

greg63

11-04-2005, 10:52 PM

You probably won't believe this but I have long thought of beating him senseless, raping his women and eating his children. And becoming Skip Towne 13.

Ya forgot about biting huge chunks out of his ears. :D

greg63

11-04-2005, 10:53 PM

I bet we could raise more!

Go for it!!:hmmm:

xfactor

11-04-2005, 11:04 PM

Didn't DA say that he could take the Superfans without a problem?

The nerve of that DA, it's on now, hopefully he does bring his microphone.

Halfcan

11-04-2005, 11:21 PM

No Endnelt your not a bigger asshole in your head. I am sure there are a few on here that would like to smash you with a big boxing glove.

I forgot about Iowian-yep make him match three for me- Get on the Sumo suit Iowian we have an old score to settle-lol

Lurch

11-04-2005, 11:41 PM

luv

11-05-2005, 01:08 AM

You. Oh wait. You said thump, not hump. My bad. Never mind.

ROFL

KChiefsQT

11-05-2005, 01:26 AM

You. Oh wait. You said thump, not hump. My bad. Never mind.

ROFL

Girl!! U wanna hump halfcan?? Why sink that low when u've been getting it on with the un-named chief??? :p

Rausch

11-05-2005, 01:41 AM

Tk13. Then I would take his post count, rep, and become snr13

Then I'd rat on you and get both your post counts...

luv

11-05-2005, 01:47 AM

Girl!! U wanna hump halfcan?? Why sink that low when u've been getting it on with the un-named chief??? :p
Oh yeah. Forgot about him!

onescrewleftuntwisted

11-05-2005, 01:56 AM

You are more than likely correct, expecially after I turn onescrewleftuntwisted loose on him! :fire:

he must think he controls the collar or something

Hammock Parties

11-05-2005, 04:26 AM

GoChiefs.

You couldn't kick my ass.

Hammock Parties

11-05-2005, 04:26 AM

Rain Man. Definately Rain Man.

Rain Man is a smug prick. He thinks he's above us all with his polls and shit. Bastard.

onescrewleftuntwisted

11-05-2005, 04:43 AM

You couldn't kick my ass.

i'm sure nobody could

why would they wanna

HolmeZz

11-05-2005, 08:04 AM

You couldn't kick my ass.

I'd give you a wedgie. Then I'd get on your back and ride you like a pony.

Bowser

11-05-2005, 08:22 AM

I'll wait for the mudpit submission only match with the ladies of ChiefsPlanet.

KC Jones

11-05-2005, 08:23 AM

I'm not much of a gambler, so if any of the people that have pissed me off in the past would just let me know if they are over 50, overweight, short, and incredibly out of shape then I'd be happy to take them on.

:D

Hammock Parties

11-05-2005, 08:23 AM

I'd give you a wedgie. Then I'd get on your back and ride you like a pony.

You wouldn't get a chance, bitch. I have mad kung-fu sit-on-you skills.

Bowser

11-05-2005, 08:29 AM

Or we could just run a train on HBBoltGirl.

Oh no you dint.....

4th and Long

11-05-2005, 08:36 AM

Or we could just run a train on HBBoltGirl.

Oh no you dint.....
You may want to strap one of these to your ass before you try that.

http://www.dols.us/bigjohnson/images/engineers.jpg

HolmeZz

11-05-2005, 08:43 AM

You wouldn't get a chance, bitch. I have mad kung-fu sit-on-you skills.

GIDDY UP, MOTHER****ER.

Biohazard

11-05-2005, 09:58 AM

he must think he controls the collar or something
I thought maybe you would like to join in on the fun, but after thinking about it, you would be pretty damn humiliated after I told everyone how you just grabbed his ass, and whispered sweet nothings in his ear, I had forgot that you are a sally. :shake:

ChiefsFire

11-05-2005, 10:39 AM

id take on QT one on one in a babypool full of brown gravy...no holds barred

CHALLLENGE!!

Raiderhater

11-05-2005, 10:54 AM

I'm always surprised more people don't want to kick my ass. I guess I'm more of an asshole in my head than I actually am. Every time I meet someone I thought I've been a dick to on the board they always tell me they don't remember having a disagreement with me. I guess that's a product of having 50K+ posts... the ones where I tell someone I assraped their mother get lost amongst the "I'm a drunk that doesn't know what's happening around me" posts.

No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.

siberian khatru

11-05-2005, 10:54 AM

"Kick my ass, OK? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling you this!"

Katipan

11-05-2005, 10:59 AM

No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.

It's all a gimmick. He's really a teddy bear.

Biohazard

11-05-2005, 11:00 AM

"Kick my ass, OK? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling you this!"
:spock: are you still in the hooch?

gblowfish

11-05-2005, 11:05 AM

"Kick my ass, OK? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling you this!"Since when did Artie Fufkin join the CP???

Rain Man

11-05-2005, 11:11 AM

Who's the silverback of Chiefsplanet? That's the person to fight, because if you win you get control of the entire pack.

Katipan

11-05-2005, 11:14 AM

I think if you curbed Iowanni, you'd control the world out of fear.

Nzoner

11-05-2005, 11:29 AM

No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.

One of my clients(the blonde that helped deliver the food for the Saturday party)asked me the following week,"Who was that asshole at your place?"

To which I replied,"which one?"

She said,"the one wearing the shirt about liking his women like his coffee."

Katipan

11-05-2005, 11:32 AM

prude

RealSNR

11-05-2005, 12:18 PM

Then I'd rat on you and get both your post counts...If it's your master plan to catch up to EndDelt, give up now

Calcountry

11-05-2005, 12:27 PM

How could anyone feel anything but compassion and pity for a fellow sufferer, I mean Chiefs fan.

Biohazard

11-05-2005, 02:06 PM

Before you repost to my post I wanted to say you are still a Sally!:D

O SLUT=Onescrewleftuntwisted

go bo

11-05-2005, 02:40 PM

I'll take on anyone from the board. I'll be waiting for you all at B5 before the game, ask for Dartgod.ROFL ROFL ROFL

go bo

11-05-2005, 02:52 PM

PunkinDrublic

11-05-2005, 02:56 PM

With my fists of fury and my catlike reflexs I doubt anybody on this board would stand much of a chance. I'm pretty easygoing but when it's time to throw down I attack with a vengence. I don't think I'd ever fight any planateers but I would you my fighting ability to kick the ass of a few donk or faider fans who happened to gang up on a fellow chiefs fan. Violent fans of other football teams you're on notice.

go bo

11-05-2005, 02:59 PM

No, you are every bit the asshole you think you are. You just happen to be one of those loser assholes that people either laugh at, or feel pity for.no no no...

some of us admire the delta end man...

some of us even idolize him...

he represents us to the rest of the internet...

and does a bang-up job of it...

of course he does like to drink...

and is indeed an asshole at times...

but so much fun...

really, really a lot of fun...

that's it, i've got it now...

he's a fun asshole... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Phobia

11-05-2005, 03:18 PM

Xfactard is gonna kick my ass? He better bring bellyboy's breath along to the brawl.

chiefs4me

11-05-2005, 04:54 PM

Who's the silverback of Chiefsplanet? That's the person to fight, because if you win you get control of the entire pack.

I know, I know....ROFL

chiefs4me

11-05-2005, 04:56 PM

I don't know about kicking his ass...but I would so love to get my hands around my friend Donger's neck...:D

Katipan

11-05-2005, 04:57 PM

That fetish should only be done by trained professionals.

Braincase

11-05-2005, 05:01 PM

I'd reenact the mudwrestling scene from "Stripes" with myself as Dewey Oxenberger... where's angel, JennyGump, kchiefsqt, (add female planeteer here)...?

Katipan

11-05-2005, 05:02 PM

I had an ex-gf into that shit.

That's just weird.

I jump on guys backs and apply a choke hold just for fun.

Bowser

11-05-2005, 05:03 PM

I jump on guys backs and apply a choke hold just for fun.

As evidenced by the pic in your sig.....

Katipan

11-05-2005, 05:04 PM

he had it coming

Nzoner

11-05-2005, 05:39 PM

Awesome. Nice to know I made a good impression. She wanted me, didn't she?

Don't they all?

Nzoner

11-05-2005, 05:49 PM

Indeed.

Like the one at the Christmas Day game,that I climbed over 5 aisles of seats to get her name.

Bowser

11-05-2005, 05:50 PM

Like the one at the Christmas Day game,that I climbed over 5 aisles of seats to get her name.

Were there people still in the seats?

Nzoner

11-05-2005, 05:55 PM

Were there people still in the seats?

There were a few yes,but it was the week after my flask incident so they were all cool with it.

Nzoner

11-05-2005, 05:56 PM

I don't remember that.

Heh... but, that does remind me of the chick Bronco fan that was sitting in front of us at the 'skins game. I don't remember all the obnoxious shit I said to her, but one I do recall was when she told you she couldn't sleep with you because she was married and i responded, "Well, I'm sure your husband's sleeping with other men right now. Why shouldn't you?"

Dammit man I can't believe you don't recall that,she was with her bf and another couple.

As for Bronco bitch,I wonder if she ever found her shirt.

ferrarispider95

11-05-2005, 07:06 PM

Alright halfcan

Any place, any time

PastorMikH

11-05-2005, 07:35 PM

greg63

11-05-2005, 11:42 PM

You wouldn't get a chance, bitch. I have mad kung-fu sit-on-you skills.

ROFLROFLROFL

Hey, I know kung-fu, karate and a couple other Asian words. :D

KChiefsQT

11-06-2005, 03:10 AM

id take on QT one on one in a babypool full of brown gravy...no holds barred

CHALLLENGE!!

why borwn gravy?

Braincase

11-06-2005, 06:25 AM

why borwn gravy?

He thinks you're dark meat.

Bwana

11-06-2005, 09:48 AM

I don't know about kicking his ass...but I would so love to get my hands around my friend Donger's neck...:D

:eek:

Bwana

11-06-2005, 09:55 AM

I'd have to say Bwana.

Not really that I'd like to whip him, but I figure he's probably one of the toughest dudes here and if I COULD whip him I'd have a lot less trouble with board members, people looking for handouts, and so on.

:)

ROFL

Getting into a brawl with a pastor has to be on my list of the top 10 things NOT TO DO. I figure that would buy me a first class ticket to hell without question. :D I think I'll stick to doing borderline stunts like placing large heavy objects in leaf piles.

chiefs4me

11-06-2005, 07:26 PM

:eek:

:D

MadMax

11-06-2005, 07:30 PM

I'll take on anyone from the board. I'll be waiting for you all at B5 before the game, ask for Dartgod.

ROFL I'm sure he'd appreciate that. :p

chagrin

11-06-2005, 07:37 PM

I'd give you a wedgie. Then I'd get on your back and ride you like a pony.
ROFL
So Dude,

if a faig jumped on yer back, would you beat him off?

go bo

11-06-2005, 07:42 PM

now THAT'S a loaded question...

Logical

11-06-2005, 07:45 PM

With the physical shape I am in I doubt I could kick Mark M or Jamie's ass.

Vlad just hopes no one is out to get him, cause if they are Titanman64 will just have to kick their ass.

morphius

11-06-2005, 07:46 PM

I'll go ahead and kick my own ass for anyone who might want to do it...

'cause I'm sure I deserve it.

chiefs4me

11-06-2005, 07:56 PM

I'll go ahead and kick my own ass for anyone who might want to do it...

'cause I'm sure I deserve it.

I'll spank your ass morph......oh, you said kick...;)

morphius

11-06-2005, 08:18 PM

I'll spank your ass morph......oh, you said kick...;)
LOL! This is how I get in trouble.

chiefs4me

11-06-2005, 08:48 PM

LOL! This is how I get in trouble.

:D

HBBoltGirl

11-06-2005, 10:06 PM

come on you know you wanna Kiss My ASS!!!!

Iowanian

11-06-2005, 10:31 PM

That would be an all day project. It'd take less time to beat China in dodgeball.

luv

11-06-2005, 10:34 PM

Maybe she doesn't know the difference between kicking and kissing. :shrug:

HBBoltGirl

11-06-2005, 10:36 PM

Maybe she doesn't know the difference between kicking and kissing. :shrug:

lol

LaChapelle

07-09-2009, 05:32 PM

Would using BBQ sauce for salad dressing get my ass kicked?

Halfcan

07-09-2009, 09:06 PM

With the physical shape I am in I doubt I could kick Mark M or Jamie's ass.

Vlad just hopes no one is out to get him, cause if they are Titanman64 will just have to kick their ass.

RIP-we will miss ya!

Who dug this thread up??