Footballhottie: She ain't pretty she just looks that way!

[Big Chief]

For the rest of this week this board will be invaded by the bills troll known around NFL Message Boards as "Footballhottie". Almost immediately she was willing to provide pics of herself, and other means of attention grabbing antics. Some male posters on this site, will be smitten, others in lust with this new vixen. Alas she is notorious for "stretching" the truth, dubious claims, and attention mongering.
Ah well its all in good fun isn't it. And it goes both ways. Don't be afraid to have a little harmless fun at her expense. After all, she is the enemy.

[Braincase]

This thread is worthless without pics.



What? Somebody had to say it.

[JBucc]

OMG is it y ou??!!!!11!onewun!!!111111!!!!!!!11!!1!

[Wile_E_Coyote]

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose

~bet that one never gets old

[Skip Towne]

Phillster from the BZ board visited today and he didn't share your sentiments. He said she was 100% female and had nothing bad to say about her.

[Katipan]

There's no girls on the internet.

I heard that, jackass

[Donger]

As long as chiefs4me doesn't show her belly again, who cares?

[HolmeZz]

For the rest of this week this board will be invaded by the bills troll known around NFL Message Boards as "Footballhottie"...And it goes both ways.

Nice.

[Big Chief]

This thread is worthless without pics.



What? Somebody had to say it.

Shes the one on the left.

[Big Chief]

Phillster from the BZ board visited today and he didn't share your sentiments. He said she was 100% female and had nothing bad to say about her.

Shes female that is legit. The Philster is a good guy, almost too nice.
I however, am not as naive as Phil, and I call a spade a spade. There are 4 days until the game and she'll be here every day leading up until Sunday. Eventually, you'll see what I mean.

[KChiefsQT]

Shes the one on the left.
hmmm

[Katipan]

See, now... you're a *woman*.... and, uh... you're the only Internet girl for me. Yeah, that's the ticket.

uh huh. nice save.

[Donger]

Shes the one on the left.

Looks like two creatures from Shrek.

[Katipan]

Shes the one on the left.

proof that every cute girl has an ugly friend

[Donger]

hmmm

You could redeem yourself if you'd post the requisite picture of your ass AND your face in the same shot.

[Donger]

proof that every cute girl has an ugly friend

Ouch. Accurate, but still, ouch.

[OldTownChief]

A few beers and I'd hit it. And BTW, where is that pic of chiefs4me's belly button?

[Skip Towne]

Shes female that is legit. The Philster is a good guy, almost too nice.
I however, am not as naive as Phil, and I call a spade a spade. There are 4 days until the game and she'll be here every day leading up until Sunday. Eventually, you'll see what I mean.
I've PMed Cntrygal to see her take on it. What's unusual about a rival fan being on here a few days before the game?

[jspchief]

Does anyone else find it strange that someone joined this board for the sole purpose of following and taking shots at another poster?

The word "stalker" comes to mind.

This is an odd thread.

[morphius]

proof that every cute girl has an ugly friend
Damn that always pissed me off. Only because I was taken, so as wingman I always took the ugly one and had nice talks.

[siberian khatru]

Shes the one on the left.

I'd hit it ... if my wife gave me permission first.

[OldTownChief]

For the rest of this week this board will be invaded by the bills troll known around NFL Message Boards as "Footballhottie". Almost immediately she was willing to provide pics of herself, and other means of attention grabbing antics. Some male posters on this site, will be smitten, others in lust with this new vixen. Alas she is notorious for "stretching" the truth, dubious claims, and attention mongering.
Ah well its all in good fun isn't it. And it goes both ways. Don't be afraid to have a little harmless fun at her expense. After all, she is the enemy.

What did she do? Dump you? Common you can open up here.

[HolmeZz]

Shes the one on the left.

She's got a five-head. Maybe a six.

[jiveturkey]

I'm having trouble with which is which.One of them is Donkey from Shrek.

The other one is Shrek.

You decide.

[Donger]

I'm having trouble with which is which.

Well, the person in question has been identified. Therefore, the friend has also been identified, since there's only two of them in the picture.

I must admit that this is the Internet equivalent of that supposed whore in the 9th grade, however.

[Bowser]

Was that kchiefsqt's ass in her short lived avatar?

[Katipan]

That was silly logic.

Like END would care either way.

[jiveturkey]

I must admit that this is the Internet equivalent of that supposed whore in the 9th grade, however.She smells like fish...



I heard.

[Donger]

Was that kchiefsqt's ass in her short lived avatar?

Don't start, damnit.

It was NOT her ass.

[siberian khatru]

Don't start, damnit.

It was NOT her ass.

Was too.

[Sully]

She's got a five-head. Maybe a six.

She looks like Destro.

[Katipan]

I'm gonna f*ck whichever one buys me the most beer.

That was my logic, sunday.

[Bowser]

That was my logic, sunday.

Who got ****ed?

[Katipan]

I remember a penis, but the rest was a blur.

[Big Chief]

I've PMed Cntrygal to see her take on it. What's unusual about a rival fan being on here a few days before the game?

She has another ulterior motive, other than talking smack.

[jiveturkey]

She has another ulterior motive, other than talking smack.Does it involve blurry penis?

[siberian khatru]

Selling farmsex.com memberships?

Worse -- Amway.

[Skip Towne]

She has another ulterior motive, other than talking smack.
Oh really? Why so cryptic?

[Big Chief]

Does anyone else find it strange that someone joined this board for the sole purpose of following and taking shots at another poster?

The word "stalker" comes to mind.

This is an odd thread.

I was here before she registered here. The Members list will confirm this.

[KCFANinNC]

Looks like the 2 Panther cheerleaders

[jspchief]

I was here before she registered here. The Members list will confirm this.Okay, link me to all the posts you've made that weren't related to her.

Seriously, I don't know what her deal is, but you seem like someone that might have issues of their own.

[mike_b_284]

I haven't been here that long and have seen it every week. They come, they talk shit, they leave. Until the next game. Be mean to or ignore her. SHE IS THE ENEMY!

[Big Chief]

What did she do? Dump you? Common you can open up here.

LOL. I've never met her. Look I'll open up. I'm a bills fan, and she is the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Ashlee Simpson of BillsZone. I am willing to bet there are female posters on here that "rub" some of the male posters on here the wrong way.

[Skip Towne]

Okay, link me to all the posts you've made that weren't related to her.

Seriously, I don't know what her deal is, but you seem like someone that might have issues of their own.
I think so too. This dude is too evasive for me.

[siberian khatru]

LOL. I've never met her. Look I'll open up. I'm a bills fan, and she is the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Ashlee Simpson of BillsZone. I am willing to bet there are female posters on here that "rub" some of the male posters on here the wrong way.

I've never been rubbed by one of our female posters. Dammit.

[Katipan]

yeah thats normal behavior.

i hope she warns us about you next.

[Bowser]

HBBoltGirl = footballhottie?

[mike_b_284]

Was too.

I second that motion

[OldTownChief]

Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Ashlee Simpson of BillsZone. I am willing to bet there are female posters on here that "rub" some of the male posters on here the wrong way.

Any of the three can rub me any way they want to.

[Big Chief]

Does it involve blurry penis?

Thats it. Now you're getting closer. Shes looking to get something from those who have the 5 letter word that begins with "P".

[Bowser]

The girl posters here charge $50 to rub me the "wrong" way.

Like I'm made of money...

What's Lassie charge?

Depends on how much peanut butter you have on hand. So I'm told.

[Bowser]

Thats it. Now you're getting closer. Shes looking to get something from those who have the 5 letter word that begins with "P".

Lookin for the butt secks, apparently.....

[Skip Towne]

HBBoltGirl = footballhottie?
I've read most of her posts and I haven't seen her talk any smack. I'm much more suspicious of the Big Chief dude.

[Katipan]

Thats it. Now you're getting closer. Shes looking to get something from those who have the 5 letter word that begins with "P".

pussy?

[Donger]

Seriously, all the females here (and other places) just remind me that I got really, f*cking lucky with my wife.

[4th and Long]

Thats it. Now you're getting closer. Shes looking to get something from those who have the 5 letter word that begins with "P".
Wow. This is 8th grade all over again.

What's next? Caling her a slut? Saying she puts out to everyone? She has round heels? She's the kind of girl that can push you down and still beat you to the floor?

[OldTownChief]

Is she looking for someone that will **** her and her friend?

[jspchief]

Thats it. Now you're getting closer. Shes looking to get something from those who have the 5 letter word that begins with "P".So you joined to save all of us from her?

Strange.

And I don't know why you're being so cryptic. This is a "say anything" type of message board. If she's really so horrible that you felt the need to come warn us, the least you could do is tell us what we're supposed to be looking out for.

[Bowser]

Seriously, all the females here (and other places) just remind me that I got really, f*cking lucky with my wife.

We'll make that determination after you post a pic of your wife's belly, sporting an Arrowhead, if you don't mind.

[Eleazar]

.

[Katipan]

Seriously, all the females here (and other places) just remind me that I got really, f*cking lucky with my wife.

It doesn't hurt that she's a blind mute.


SEE what you get for saying "ALL"

[Donger]

I can't believe you hung that one out there.

I'm gonna walk away.

Why? Trust me, I'd post a picture (or two) of her if she hadn't threatened to cut off my nuts if I did.

[Big Chief]

Oh really? Why so cryptic?

I can see your going to be the knight-in-shining armor who sees her as a helpless, innocent woman who must be protected from big bad me.
I can predict how this will play out. You will try to get her out of the "Lounge" and posting in a different forum. You will want to PM her.
You'll invite her to visit KC the next time the bills visit KC.

[Katipan]

I can't believe you hung that one out there.

I'm gonna walk away.

stop ****ing up my jokes.

[4th and Long]

Is she looking for someone that will **** her and her friend?
Dude. I wouldn't **** her friend with your ****.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=49003&stc=1

Come to think of it, I wouldn't *** her either. I tend to stay away from women who's hairlines are receding faster than mine. Can anyone say, "thyroid problem?"

[Donger]

It doesn't hurt that she's a blind mute.


SEE what you get for saying "ALL"

I digress. I've not seen your picture.

[siberian khatru]

Wait, their names aren't Tina and Stephanie, are they?

[4th and Long]

Um, what?
Round heels, Brian. Just give her a little push and she's flat on her back in no time.

[OldTownChief]

LOL. I've never met her. Look I'll open up. I'm a bills fan, and she is the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Ashlee Simpson of BillsZone. I am willing to bet there are female posters on here that "rub" some of the male posters on here the wrong way.

Tell her there will be someone in Bills stadium holding a "PhobiaLouder" sign. She is to yell "PhobiaLouder" and he will take her out.

[Bowser]

Dude. I wouldn't **** her friend with your ****.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=49003&stc=1

Come to think of it, I wouldn't *** her either. I tend to stay away from women who's hairlines are receding faster than mine. Can anyone say, "thyroid problem?"


This is what we call an 81 mph fastball, heading right down the middle of the plate.......

[Donger]

We'll make that determination after you post a pic of your wife's belly, sporting an Arrowhead, if you don't mind.

Trust me, I would. But the wife's a little shy, for some reason.

[morphius]

It doesn't hurt that she's a blind mute.


SEE what you get for saying "ALL"
The reply you were looking for is, "too bad she can't say the same".

[Eleazar]

Ah, they don't look bad. I've had worse.

[jspchief]

I can see your going to be the knight-in-shining armor who sees her as a helpless, innocent woman who must be protected from big bad me.
I can predict how this will play out. You will try to get her out of the "Lounge" and posting in a different forum. You will want to PM her.
You'll invite her to visit KC the next time the bills visit KC.Wow.

You should change your username to "internetloserthatgotplayedbyinternetattentionwhore"

[SPchief]

Tell her there will be someone in Bills stadium holding a "PhobiaLouder" sign. She is to yell "PhobiaLouder" and he will take her out.


but will he have a sign? He must have a sign

[siberian khatru]

Ah, they don't look bad. I've had worse.

Yeah, but would you pick them up at a Quick Trip and take a shower with them?

[Big Chief]

Okay, link me to all the posts you've made that weren't related to her.

Seriously, I don't know what her deal is, but you seem like someone that might have issues of their own.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=128319

Look I was just fooling around. Willis McGahee is my fav bill. Heck I'd be surprised in the Chiefs lost on Sunday. Before the season started the Chiefs were my pick to win the AFC.

[Eleazar]

I can see your going to be the knight-in-shining armor who sees her as a helpless, innocent woman who must be protected from big bad me.
I can predict how this will play out. You will try to get her out of the "Lounge" and posting in a different forum. You will want to PM her.
You'll invite her to visit KC the next time the bills visit KC.

Well looks like I'm too late.

:banghead:

[Bowser]

Not me. I only f*ck supermodels.

Shit, they're ALL supermodels at 4 a.m.

[acasas4]

This "footballhottie" is "big chiefs" ex. She left him for the other chick in the pic.

[4th and Long]

Yeah, but would you pick them up at a Quick Trip and take a shower with them?
Perfect cross thread humor. :thumb:

[Eleazar]

Not me. I only f*ck supermodels.

You don't have to buy as much coke this way.

[morphius]

Shit, they're ALL supermodels at 4 a.m.
especially when you put the magazine on top of their head.

[Eleazar]

Yeah, but would you pick them up at a Quick Trip and take a shower with them?

Can I do it in the trucker showers AT the quicktrip?

[Skip Towne]

I can see your going to be the knight-in-shining armor who sees her as a helpless, innocent woman who must be protected from big bad me.
I can predict how this will play out. You will try to get her out of the "Lounge" and posting in a different forum. You will want to PM her.
You'll invite her to visit KC the next time the bills visit KC.
I don't know what she is but I sure as hell don't trust you.

[Katipan]

The reply you were looking for is, "too bad she can't say the same".

oh come now.

donger is sexy.

[siberian khatru]

Can I do it in the trucker showers AT the quicktrip?

I guess, but make sure you put your wallet and keys in a safe place.

[morphius]

oh come now.

donger is sexy.
I used to be, but I don't look anything like Kevin Smith any more.

[Bowser]

That's why I always carry my car keys up my ass.

Learn that in Mexico, did ya?

[siberian khatru]

That's why I always carry my car keys up my ass.

You and Houdini.

[chiefs4me]

Why? Trust me, I'd post a picture (or two) of her if she hadn't threatened to cut off my nuts if I did.













ROFL....I can help her

[Iowanian]

Fetch the Rutt on over, and I'll get some rope for her to floss with.

[Eleazar]

I guess, but make sure you put your wallet and keys in a safe place.

The other chick can hold onto them for me!

BRILLIANT!

[Eleazar]

ROFL....I can help her

Already cut off your own? :hmmm:

[Donger]

oh come now.

donger is sexy.

Actually, I'm not sure if I still qualify. The retarded gal seems to think so, and the wife. Other than that, it's just gay guys for some reason.

[Big Chief]

Dude. I wouldn't **** her friend with your ****.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=49003&stc=1

Come to think of it, I wouldn't *** her either. I tend to stay away from women who's hairlines are receding faster than mine. Can anyone say, "thyroid problem?"

Ummm...yeah the "thyroid" problem. I wouldn't bring this up when shes online here. Thats kinda a "sore" spot with her. You might want to keep that in your back pocket. Even I wouldn't bring up physical imperfections where the ladies are concerned.

[Donger]

ROFL....I can help her

My wife would rip off your pinhead with a thought.

[OldTownChief]

Ummm...yeah the "thyroid" problem. I wouldn't bring this up when shes online here. Thats kinda a "sore" spot with her. You might want to keep that in your back pocket. Even I wouldn't bring up physical imperfections where the ladies are concerned.

If it's so cold there in Buffalo, how come her nipples aren't hard?

[RINGLEADER]

:shrug:

[4th and Long]

Ummm...yeah the "thyroid" problem. I wouldn't bring this up when shes online here. Thats kinda a "sore" spot with her. You might want to keep that in your back pocket. Even I wouldn't bring up physical imperfections where the ladies are concerned.
Then (a) I have correctly diagnosed her problem and (b) I'm glad I'm not a nutless wonder like you. If I bring it up she's going to do ... what exactly? Cyber threaten me? Cyber stab me? Cyber shoot me?

[Katipan]

Ummm...yeah the "thyroid" problem. I wouldn't bring this up when shes online here. Thats kinda a "sore" spot with her. You might want to keep that in your back pocket. Even I wouldn't bring up physical imperfections where the ladies are concerned.

hey wow the guy has standards

[siberian khatru]

The other chick can hold onto them for me!

BRILLIANT!

No, I suggest putting them in ENDelt's ass. I hear it's safe (well, except when Phil's visiting).

[KChiefsQT]

Then (a) I have correctly diagnosed her problem and (b) I'm glad I'm not a nutless wonder like you. If I bring it up she's going to do ... what exactly? Cyber threaten me? Cyber stab me? Cyber shoot me?

ROFL

[jspchief]

Then (a) I have correctly diagnosed her problem and (b) I'm glad I'm not a nutless wonder like you. If I bring it up she's going to do ... what exactly? Cyber threaten me? Cyber stab me? Cyber shoot me?Keep in mind this is the same loser that felt the need to start a thread warning us of her evil super powers.

[Eleazar]

Aw, crap.

If I were the sort to collect them thar forum pics, this would be when I posted the flaming jet with the guy ejecting from it.

Well I dont have that one but now...

[Big Chief]

This "footballhottie" is "big chiefs" ex. She left him for the other chick in the pic.

For crying out loud. Why are there some posters who automatically assume because I'm having a little harmless fun, shes my ex, or she shot me down in a bar, or wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire?

[4th and Long]

No, I suggest putting them in ENDelt's ass. I hear it's safe (well, except when Phil's visiting).
I had to read that twice. I thought you said his ass was a safe.

[Iowanian]

4th and long will Flare up her bouts of Cyber-Bullemia.

I'm going to put some twinky filling in a caulking gun, and just make a trail out the back door.

[4th and Long]

Keep in mind this is the same loser that felt the need to start a thread warning us of her evil super powers.
So noted. This is quite possibly one of the worst threads ever. However, just like a car wreck, I can't help but keep looking.

[Eleazar]

That graphic kicks ass because it's spelled wrong.

FOOL!

[4th and Long]

4th and long will Flare up her bouts of Cyber-Bullemia.

I'm going to put some twinky filling in a caulking gun, and just make a trail out the back door.
ROFL

[Katipan]

It's not a f*cking mini-mall in there. There's a limited amount of space.

exclusionist

[Big Chief]

Then (a) I have correctly diagnosed her problem and (b) I'm glad I'm not a nutless wonder like you. If I bring it up she's going to do ... what exactly? Cyber threaten me? Cyber stab me? Cyber shoot me?

Yeah, you do have a point. FLAME AWAY!

[HolmeZz]

That graphic kicks ass because it's spelled wrong.

FOOL!

How long did it take you to notice that? ;)

[acasas4]

For crying out loud. Why are there some posters who automatically assume because I'm having a little harmless fun, shes my ex, or she shot me down in a bar, or wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire?I guess bills fans aren't too fond of sarcasm.:shrug:

[KChiefsQT]

I guess bills fans aren't too fond of sarcasm.:shrug:

whats a bills fan doing with a name like BIg CHief???

[acasas4]

whats a bills fan doing with a name like BIg CHief???Ask him.:shrug:

[jspchief]

whats a bills fan doing with a name like BIg CHief???Apparently traipsing about the internet trying to get revenge on some cyberslut that gave him the Heisman.

[Rausch]

Wow, we've had rival and opponent's fans over here flaming away and talking $#it but I think this is the first puter-pinata...

[Iowanian]

when Carney BILLson goes nose to the floor on the twinky guts like its a coke line, someone should do the world a favor and use their pickle Helmet to push her ass out the door.

The "L" you're making with your hand circa 1990, indicates a loss for Buffawo in this case.


Tomorrow, unless he picks up the pace....I'm challenging bigchief to a duel. Piston Honda has shown the tendencies in those slow combos.

[Big Chief]

whats a bills fan doing with a name like BIg CHief???

Its a smokescreen?

[chefsos]

Damn, this looks very familiar. Who's Stifler's Mom, and is this some kind of weird tag team?

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50562

[HolmeZz]

when Carney BILLson goes nose to the floor on the twinky guts like its a coke line, someone should do the world a favor and use their pickle Helmet to push her ass out the door.

The "L" you're making with your hand circa 1990, indicates a loss for Buffawo in this case.


Tomorrow, unless he picks up the pace....I'm challenging bigchief to a duel. Piston Honda has shown the tendencies in those slow combos.

You lost me at 'when'.

[Big Chief]

Damn, this looks very familiar. Who's Stifler's Mom, and is this some kind of weird tag team?

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50562

Whatcha talkin about Willis?

[chiefs4me]

You lost me at 'when'.









ROFL.

[Katipan]

You lost me at 'when'.

When the girl who looks like that fattie Carney Wilson inhales twinkie juice off the floor like it's cocaine. Someone should use their dick to ass rape her into the street.

Tomorrow, if psycho stalker grows a pair. Iowanni challenges him to a cock fight.

[jspchief]

Damn, this looks very familiar. Who's Stifler's Mom, and is this some kind of weird tag team?

http://www.raiderfans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50562 I don't know how you found that, but that appears to be proof that this loser follows her around the internet. Just too coincidental to not be him.

He must've got in a lather over her freindly posts, and she had to give him the stiff arm. Now he's cyber stalking her.

[Skip Towne]

For crying out loud. Why are there some posters who automatically assume because I'm having a little harmless fun, shes my ex, or she shot me down in a bar, or wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire?
Why don't you tell us why you are doing it?

[Big Chief]

Why don't you tell us why you are doing it?

She and I are on the same message board that is Buffalo Bills related.
I registered here BEFORE her. Today when I saw she registered on here, I thought I would start a thread about her. For all I knew maybe this thread wouldn't have gotten any replies.

[HolmeZz]

When the girl who looks like that fattie Carney Wilson inhales twinkie juice off the floor like it's cocaine. Someone should use their dick to ass rape her into the street.

Tomorrow, if psycho stalker grows a pair. Iowanni challenges him to a cock fight.

Thanks. I flunked Iowanese in High School.

[OldTownChief]

She and I are on the same message board that is Buffalo Bills related.
I registered here BEFORE her. Today when I saw she registered on here, I thought I would start a thread about her. For all I knew maybe this thread wouldn't have gotten any replies.

So you are prenptive-stalking?

[OldTownChief]

Thanks. I flunked Iowanese in High School.
ROFL

[Big Chief]

I don't know how you found that, but that appears to be proof that this loser follows her around the internet. Just too coincidental to not be him.

He must've got in a lather over her freindly posts, and she had to give him the stiff arm. Now he's cyber stalking her.

You don't get it. She doesn't give the stiff arm to anybody. She loves/craves/needs male posters responding to her. Shes never gotten me into a lather whether its typewritten communication or her pictures.
If anybody is stalking her, its her fault. She always "tips" her hand, and there are thousands of bills fans on the MB we are registered on.

[Iowanian]

sounds like she tamped your ass full of floor dry...with a redwing.

If she shows up here with the "look at me" card...someone will have her hide stretched on their garage by the time school is out tomorrow.

[Rausch]

Why don't you tell us why you are doing it?

[Big Chief]

So you are prenptive-stalking?

LOL. The Chiefs play the bills this Sunday. I was just curious as to what chief fans were saying about the bills. There are chief trolls on bills message boards right now.

[jspchief]

You don't get it. She doesn't give the stiff arm to anybody. She loves/craves/needs male posters responding to her. Shes never gotten me into a lather whether its typewritten communication or her pictures.
If anybody is stalking her, its her fault. She always "tips" her hand, and there are thousands of bills fans on the MB we are registered on.So now it's your duty to save all other football message boards from her internet flirting? Thank god you arrived in time Superdork!

Seriously, why do you care if she flirts on message boards?

[Rausch]

LOL. The Chiefs play the bills this Sunday. I was just curious as to what chief fans were saying about the bills. There are chief trolls on bills message boards right now.

Are they handle cross-dressing like yourself?...

[Big Chief]

So now it's your duty to save all other football message boards from her internet flirting? Thank god you arrived in time Superdork!

Seriously, why do you care if she flirts on message boards?

I'm registered on 3 NFL message boards. She can flirt away, tell you she loves you, I'm not going to give a rats patoot.

[Skip Towne]

LOL. The Chiefs play the bills this Sunday. I was just curious as to what chief fans were saying about the bills. There are chief trolls on bills message boards right now.
I just went over there and I didn't see any Chiefs fans. Just Billdos and Fins fans arguing. What a Titanic battle that is!! Hahahahahaha

[OldTownChief]

Note to self: Let this thread die, change screen name, get drunk and forget about footballhottie, move on with life.

[jspchief]

Oh wait. I figured it out. Big Chief is a chick too. Buffalosluttie must have let Mr. Big Chief run the '20 Blast' up her endzone, and he liked it so much that he stayed.

It's jealousy.

[Jenny Gump]

proof that every cute girl has an ugly friend

ROFLROFL

[Big Chief]

Are they handle cross-dressing like yourself?...

Not likely. Theres "chiefs" in almost every username. Besides there are no hard-and-fast rules when it comes to usernames. 70% of the dolphins fans cross-handle.

[jspchief]

I'm registered on 3 NFL message boards.

...and on 2 of them, you registered in the same month as her, and made disparaging comments directed at her within your first 5 posts.

Sounds like someone needs to get a life.

[Iowanian]

Women always run in 3's. There is a pretty standard distribution.

The Hot chic, the fat chic and the slut.

If you're don't have kidney lard hanging over your hotpants, and you don't know who the hooor is.....its you.

[jspchief]

Not likely. Theres "chiefs" in almost every username. Besides there are no hard-and-fast rules when it comes to usernames. 70% of the dolphins fans cross-handle.Yea, and you also go to a Raiders BB pretending to be a Raiders fan.

I think you're the Bills fan we needed to be warned about.

[Skip Towne]

ROFLROFL
Hey, Jenny, do YOU have an ugly friend? Or are YOU the ugly friend?

[Jenny Gump]

Thats it. Now you're getting closer. Shes looking to get something from those who have the 5 letter word that begins with "P".

pussy?

[Big Chief]

I just went over there and I didn't see any Chiefs fans. Just Billdos and Fins fans arguing. What a Titanic battle that is!! Hahahahahaha

Pretty cocky eh. The chiefs better do something this year, because going into next year there going to be about $20 million over the salary cap. I can see threads being started 6 months from now "Who do we cut to get under the cap"?

[Rausch]

Not likely. Theres "chiefs" in almost every username.

You don't say...

Besides there are no hard-and-fast rules when it comes to usernames. 70% of the dolphins fans cross-handle.

Experiment all you want, just don't give me the "everybody's doing it" line...

[Jenny Gump]

pussy?

damn you

[SPchief]

Pretty cocky eh. The chiefs better do something this year, because going into next year there going to be about $20 million over the salary cap. I can see threads being started 6 months from now "Who do we cut to get under the cap"?


:spock:

[OldTownChief]

pussy?
ROFL You're the secound one to say that.

[Rausch]

pussy?

No thanks.

Next time I'll save myself the pain and just try to gag a badger...

[Katipan]

damn you

I can hear your thoughts.

You dirty dirty girl.

[Rausch]

Pretty cocky eh. The chiefs better do something this year, because going into next year there going to be about $20 million over the salary cap. I can see threads being started 6 months from now "Who do we cut to get under the cap"?

You better hide, the villagers done fingered out who the monster is...

[Jenny Gump]

Wait, their names aren't Tina and Stephanie, are they?

You get an 8 for cross thread humor. Understated, yet timely...excellent work.

[Rausch]

I can hear your thoughts.

Really?

Ok, how many bodies do I have in the basement?...

[OldTownChief]

Pretty cocky eh. The chiefs better do something this year, because going into next year there going to be about $20 million over the salary cap. I can see threads being started 6 months from now "Who do we cut to get under the cap"?

Quit trying to change the thread topic with the same user name. Come back as ChiefsSuck or something original like that.

[Jenny Gump]

Not me. I only f*ck supermodels.

Oh...they're "super" alright.

[Katipan]

Really?

Ok, how many bodies do I have in the basement?...

Throw some water on them. I'm having a hard time distinguishing the live ones from the dead ones.

[Skip Towne]

Pretty cocky eh. The chiefs better do something this year, because going into next year there going to be about $20 million over the salary cap. I can see threads being started 6 months from now "Who do we cut to get under the cap"?
I'm pretty confidant we'll clean your plow, yes. And like you know anything about our salary cap. We've got more than 4 mil this year that we can use to ease the hit next year. You're a regular Norman Einstein aren't you?

[Big Chief]

...and on 2 of them, you registered in the same month as her, and made disparaging comments directed at her within your first 5 posts.

Sounds like someone needs to get a life.

And on TWO of them, they happen to be Buffalo Bills Message boards.

[Rausch]

Throw some water on them. I'm having a hard time distinguishing the live ones from the dead ones.

Just making sure.

Wouldn't want you going State's evidence on me...

[Rausch]

And on TWO of them, they happen to be Buffalo Bills Message boards.

I bet he drove around her house all night and never even got out of the car...

[jspchief]

And on TWO of them, they happen to be Buffalo Bills Message boards.What about the Raiders board? It's obvious that you followed her to the Raiders BB.

Seriously, she took your sausage. Get over it. This is pathetic.

[Katipan]

Just making sure.

Wouldn't want you going State's evidence on me...

Hell no babe. Not when CSI would have a field day at my house, and there's endelt DNA on the outside walls.

[Skip Towne]

I bet he drove around her house all night and never even got out of the car...
He has a definate problem. You don't suppose he's a meatpeeker do you?

[Big Chief]

I'm pretty confidant we'll clean your plow, yes. And like you know anything about our salary cap. We've got more than 4 mil this year that we can use to ease the hit next year. You're a regular Norman Einstein aren't you?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/4966370

I didn't want to post this link, but you made me do it. I wanted to be nice and civil. I don't want to post links from PFT with negative connotations regarding the Chiefs.

[Rausch]

Hell no babe. Not when CSI would have a field day at my house, and there's endelt DNA on the outside walls.

http://www.rowanlea.com/webworks/betapure.jpg

I'm taking the pills now...

[Jenny Gump]

Look, you come on here, talking smaque about a fellow Bills fan...gotta wonder about that. Secondly, you dangle a carrot in front of us, as if she's some kind of attention whore (NTTAWWT), then when we call you on it, you back down like some kind of panty-wearing-wish-he-could-sleep-next-to-mama sissy boy.

What's it gonna be? You wanna throw the smaque around about the bitch or not? Cause, I haven't even met her yet, and I already like her more than you. Show up or shut up.

[Rausch]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/4966370

I didn't want to post this link, but you made me do it. I wanted to be nice and civil. I don't want to post links from PFT with negative connotations regarding the Chiefs.

Blow me...

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/lombardi_trophy.jpg

[Big Chief]

Hell no babe. Not when CSI would have a field day at my house, and there's endelt DNA on the outside walls.

Well, Well, throw stones at me, this "ENDELT" now this guy is a winner, "painting" this nice lady's walls. I'm a pristine choirboy compared to him

[Big Chief]

Look, you come on here, talking smaque about a fellow Bills fan...gotta wonder about that. Secondly, you dangle a carrot in front of us, as if she's some kind of attention whore (NTTAWWT), then when we call you on it, you back down like some kind of panty-wearing-wish-he-could-sleep-next-to-mama sissy boy.

What's it gonna be? You wanna throw the smaque around about the bitch or not? Cause, I haven't even met her yet, and I already like her more than you. Show up or shut up.

You just wait until SHE shows up. In the immortal words of BTO "You ain't seen nothing yet".

[jspchief]

Well, Well, throw stones at me, this "ENDELT" now this guy is a winner, "painting" this nice lady's walls. I'm a pristine choirboy compared to himYou are a chick. That part has already been figured out.

[Katipan]

Well, Well, throw stones at me, this "ENDELT" now this guy is a winner, "painting" this nice lady's walls. I'm a pristine choirboy compared to him

you're also a cum bucket compared to him

[Rausch]

Look, you come on here, talking smaque about a fellow Bills fan...gotta wonder about that. Secondly, you dangle a carrot in front of us, as if she's some kind of attention whore (NTTAWWT), then when we call you on it, you back down like some kind of panty-wearing-wish-he-could-sleep-next-to-mama sissy boy.

ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

You just wait until SHE shows up. In the immortal words of BTO "You ain't seen nothing yet".

Pretty much how I feel about your posts.

[Sully]

Thing is this...
Even though this guy may have a problem with her and is being kind of a weirdo about the whole thing, making him look a little psycho... she seemed to be just as nuts to me...

[Jenny Gump]

I have a theory. I'm not certain of it's p-value yet, so I won't divulge til I prove the null hypothesis.

[Rausch]

Thing is this...
Even though this guy may have a problem with her and is being kind of a weirdo about the whole thing, making him look a little psycho... she seemed to be just as nuts to me...

"Swing away..."

[Jenny Gump]

Big Chief blows. I'm gonna go look at porn. Goodnight.

[jspchief]

I'm convinced that Big Chief is a chick, and she's either jealous because footballhottie gets all the attention on the Bills board, or she's pissed because she caught her man jacking to pictures of her.

Here's some more pics of footballhottie. A little better than the one that was posted.
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=80199

[Jenny Gump]

I'm convinced that Big Chief is a chick, and she's either jealous because footballhottie gets all the attention on the Bills board, or she's pissed because she caught her man jacking to pictures of her.

Here's some more pics of footballhottie. A little better than the one that was posted.
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=80199

OMG...she has a goatee.

[BigRedChief]

OMG is it y ou??!!!!11!onewun!!!111111!!!!!!!11!!1!
http://www.forumspile.com/OMFG-RTFM-Hamster.jpg

[Big Chief]

I'm convinced that Big Chief is a chick, and she's either jealous because footballhottie gets all the attention on the Bills board, or she's pissed because she caught her man jacking to pictures of her.

Here's some more pics of footballhottie. A little better than the one that was posted.
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=80199

You 're quite taken with her? Enthralled by her? Enchanted by her? Beguiled by her? For a girl you 're never going to meet?

[Jenny Gump]

Just further proof that every fb board has its" "GoChiefs"

[chiefs4me]

Blow me...

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/lombardi_trophy.jpg






no no no...it's bite me :D



and nice trophy.....:evil:

[jspchief]

You 're quite taken with her? Enthralled by her? Enchanted by her? Beguiled by her? For a girl you 're never going to meet?I'm happily married you stupid gunt. I'm just trying to figure out what your obsession with her is. She f*cks your man better than you did?

[Fat Elvis]

Not me. I only f*ck supersized models.

Fixed it for you....

[Big Chief]

I'm happily married you stupid gunt. I'm just trying to figure out what your obsession with her is. She f*cks your man better than you did?

Columbo you are not. I'm a GUY. Obsession? You 're the one rummaging thru BillsZone digging up pics of her. I'm just one of a thousand posters on BZ that she also is a part of.

[jspchief]

Columbo you are not. I'm a GUY. Obsession? You 're the one rummaging thru BillsZone digging up pics of her. I'm just one of a thousand posters on BZ that she also is a part of.If you really are a guy, you are more pathetic than I thought.... acting like a jealous bitch.
So which loser are you over at BZ? There weren't any pictures of her holding a restraining order in your face.

[joesomebody]

http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo048a.jpg
Mr. Miyagi tries to asscup Cntrygal....

<hr>

Is this the same Cntrygal we all know? I seem to recall her being a Bills fan.

[jspchief]

Is this the same Cntrygal we all know? I seem to recall her being a Bills fan.I would have never guessed she was an asian dude.

[KCWolfman]

http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo048a.jpg
Mr. Miyagi tries to asscup Cntrygal....

<hr>

Is this the same Cntrygal we all know? I seem to recall her being a Bills fan.
I wish more women could do that with their face. It would make last call pick up much easier on the sober guys.

[Big Chief]

If you really are a guy, you are more pathetic than I thought.... acting like a jealous bitch.
So which loser are you over at BZ? There weren't any pictures of her holding a restraining order in your face.

Yeah.. I'm insanely jealous some girl I 've never met is getting a bunch of chief fans hot and bothered.

[Saulbadguy]

Big Chief = The_Philster. I guarantee it.

[joesomebody]

Yeah.. I'm insanely jealous some girl I 've never met is getting a bunch of chief fans hot and bothered.Seriously, I haven't seen jack shit about her other that one thread in which she made like 6 posts...

You are the only one talking about her. What is your malfunction regarding this woman? Yeah shes pretty attractive, but not worth all the shit you are going through. Originally you came with some doomsday theory about how shes evil or whatever, what is it that is so bad about her, or why the hell are you bringing her up?

[KCWolfman]

Yeah.. I'm insanely jealous some girl I 've never met is getting a bunch of chief fans hot and bothered.
If you show a pic of your boobs, more guys will flirt with you than her.

[jspchief]

Big Chief = The_Philster.Heh. That explains it.

[Saulbadguy]

Heh. That explains it.
I bet their IP's are similar, or the same.

[jspchief]

He stalks the cheerleaders too.

[KCWolfman]

He stalks the cheerleaders too.
It isn't stalking if she doesn't see you.

[Saulbadguy]

Owned.

[Big Chief]

Seriously, I haven't seen jack shit about her other that one thread in which she made like 6 posts...

You are the only one talking about her. What is your malfunction regarding this woman? Yeah shes pretty attractive, but not worth all the shit you are going through. Originally you came with some doomsday theory about how shes evil or whatever, what is it that is so bad about her, or why the hell are you bringing her up?

I harmlessly started an innocuous thread about her. I expected zero replies. It is the Chief fans on this site that have turned it into a 200+ reply monster. I never said she was evil. Just don't believe everything she says. Wheres the harm in that?

[Saulbadguy]

Here is the dipshit.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5ce11b3127cce9544bc4dbee500000016108AcOGrFo2buR

[Big Chief]

I bet their IP's are similar, or the same.

Tell your MODS to check the IPS. They'll find that Philster and I have 2 different IP addresses.

[Skip Towne]

Look, you come on here, talking smaque about a fellow Bills fan...gotta wonder about that. Secondly, you dangle a carrot in front of us, as if she's some kind of attention whore (NTTAWWT), then when we call you on it, you back down like some kind of panty-wearing-wish-he-could-sleep-next-to-mama sissy boy.

What's it gonna be? You wanna throw the smaque around about the bitch or not? Cause, I haven't even met her yet, and I already like her more than you. Show up or shut up.
I can't top that. Time for bed. Jenny is in control.

[joesomebody]

I harmlessly started an innocuous thread about her. I expected zero replies. It is the Chief fans on this site that have turned it into a 200+ reply monster. I never said she was evil. Just don't believe everything she says. Wheres the harm in that?yes, you are new to this board. CP can turn any thread into a 1000+ reply thread

And since when should you ever beleive anything a woman says? Especially a cute blonde.

[KCWolfman]

I harmlessly started an innocuous thread about her. I expected zero replies. It is the Chief fans on this site that have turned it into a 200+ reply monster. I never said she was evil. Just don't believe everything she says. Wheres the harm in that?
I would never start a thread expecting 0 replies.

Things didn't go as you planned, it happens. Move on.

[Saulbadguy]

Tell your MODS to check the IPS. They'll find that Philster and I have 2 different IP addresses.
I'll apologize if i'm proven wrong, but you both have the same posting style, and you both stalk women. I've talked to members of your site about you, and they have verified this information. Reveal yourself, or face the harsh consequences.

[KCWolfman]

I'll apologize if i'm proven wrong, but you both have the same posting style, and you both stalk women. I've talked to members of your site about you, and they have verified this information. Reveal yourself, or face the harsh consequences.
Tough talk for an ephemeral set of electrons.

[Big Chief]

He stalks the cheerleaders too.

LOL. Zoners are always accusing Phil of being a stalker where the Jills are concerned. Like you wouldn't give your left nut to hang around the chiefs cheerleaders? Or maybe the panther cheerleaders?

[Katipan]

F*ck, I don't remember that. I really gotta stop accepting open drinks from you.

It was when you had a hard time operating the duckie on the toilet seat.

[joesomebody]

Michael Moore and a flamerhttp://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo052%7E8.jpg

[Saulbadguy]

Tough talk for an ephemeral set of electrons.
Hehe. Can you think of anything worst than a good ole fashion Chiefsplanet lynching?

[Saulbadguy]

LOL. Zoners are always accusing Phil of being a stalker where the Jills are concerned. Like you wouldn't give your left nut to hang around the chiefs cheerleaders? Or maybe the panther cheerleaders?
Hahahahahaha!

[joesomebody]

LOL. Zoners are always accusing Phil of being a stalker where the Jills are concerned. Like you wouldn't give your left nut to hang around the chiefs cheerleaders? Or maybe the panther cheerleaders?Panther cheerleaders maybe, and I haven't looked at this years crop of Chiefettes, but for the last several years we've had Cheerleaders holding down the same NFL rankings as our defenses.

[KCWolfman]

LOL. Zoners are always accusing Phil of being a stalker where the Jills are concerned. Like you wouldn't give your left nut to hang around the chiefs cheerleaders? Or maybe the panther cheerleaders?
I wouldn't give the equipment up to play the game.

[Big Chief]

I'll apologize if i'm proven wrong, but you both have the same posting style, and you both stalk women. I've talked to members of your site about you, and they have verified this information. Reveal yourself, or face the harsh consequences.

I don't know what you are being told, but Phil is a photographer of the Jills. That hardly makes him a stalker.

[Saulbadguy]

The Jills aren't even that hot.

[KCWolfman]

Michael Moore and a flamerhttp://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10004/normal_Photo052%7E8.jpg
That woman on the right is just downright ugly.

[stevieray]

and they called it puppy love

or psycho stalker

[Saulbadguy]

The title of this thread reminds me of Monty Python for some reason.

"But how do you know she is a witch?"

"SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!!"

[Big Chief]

The Jills aren't even that hot.

True.....were scrapping the bottom of the barrel there as well.

[KCWolfman]

The title of this thread reminds me of Monty Python for some reason.

"But how do you know she is a witch?"

"SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE!!"
That isn't even my post, they copied it there.

Is that true?

No, no... no... yes, a bit. She does flirt shamelessly.

[Hammock Parties]

I think she's hot.

[Big Chief]

and they called it puppy love

or psycho stalker

Chief fans, you will find out soon enough. Its all in good fun. And believe me she is fun. Fastballs down the middle of the plate from her. Kicking extra points after one of her responses. Its like cyberchatting with Paris Hilton, stealing candy from a baby.

[Katipan]

bah, that's probably all washed away by now.

Who knew it was more private to pee out there?

me

[stevieray]

Chief fans, you will find out soon enough. Its all in good fun. And believe me she is fun. Fastballs down the middle of the plate from her. Kicking extra points after one of her responses. Its like cyberchatting with Paris Hilton, stealing candy from a baby.

thanks for proving my point.

[Saulbadguy]

Wow, I love this message board.

[Big Chief]

thanks for proving my point.

And that is?

[beer bacon]

Chief fans, you will find out soon enough. Its all in good fun. And believe me she is fun. Fastballs down the middle of the plate from her. Kicking extra points after one of her responses. Its like cyberchatting with Paris Hilton, stealing candy from a baby.

Nobody gives a shit about her. Everyone is posting in this thread because you are a total douchebag. Repeat. You are a total douchebag.

[Saulbadguy]

beer bacon, will you ever get your name changed back?!

[beer bacon]

beer bacon, will you ever get your name changed back?!

I have never asked. I am stoic like that.

[beer bacon]

You mean that isn't your "real" name?

It used to be GoPriest31KC#1FUDONKIES.

[Big Chief]

Nobody gives a shit about her. Everyone is posting in this thread because you are a total douchebag. Repeat. You are a total douchebag.

Au contraire my friend. People do care about her. Defending her, supporting her, desperately trying to find pics of her. When shes back tomorrow, you will make a post in one of her threads. You may even respond to her.

[beer bacon]

Au contraire my friend. People do care about her. Defending her, supporting her, desperately trying to find pics of her. When shes back tomorrow, you will make a post in one of her threads. You may even respond to her.

You are delusional. You are projecting. Nobody gives a **** about her. If we want to look at pretty ladies this is the internet. We are all here because dogpiling is what Chiefsplanet does best.

Also, GoChiefs said your girl is hot. Are you going to let him get away with that?

[KcKing]

Wow, I love this message board.

^^ I've read through 18 pages of this, laughed 34 times...

With a 1 to 1.89 Page to Laugh Ratio, i must concur...

ChiefsPlanet is funny, and therefore lovable...

[Katipan]

Au contraire my friend. People do care about her. Defending her, supporting her, desperately trying to find pics of her. When shes back tomorrow, you will make a post in one of her threads. You may even respond to her.

I get it now.

She's T.O. and you're Rosenhaus.

No wait. This thread is T.O. and you're ESPN.

Noooo She's the soda, and you're the back wash?

[Hammock Parties]

Seriously...I'd hit it.

[joesomebody]

Seriously...I'd hit it.I would take a shower with her.

[Katipan]

Seriously...I'd hit it.

you'd hump yoda.
no one is listening to your tastes.

[beer bacon]

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

[Hammock Parties]

I would take a shower with her.

Only after depositing my valuables in a safe place.

[joesomebody]

Only after depositing my valuables in a safe place.I'd be working on that during the shower.

But yeah, I'd have to put the keys to my Pinto under the floor mat or somthat.

[HolmeZz]

Seriously...I'd hit it.

Yeah, but it'd have to be against her will.

[Jenny Gump]

LOL. Zoners are always accusing Phil of being a stalker where the Jills are concerned. Like you wouldn't give your left nut to hang around the chiefs cheerleaders? Or maybe the panther cheerleaders?

Have you seen our cheerleaders?

[KCWolfman]

Have you seen our cheerleaders?
From the neck up or down?