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CosmicPal
11-20-2005, 11:56 AM
It's that time of the season where you will most likely be making a few toasts- Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and any of the number of holiday parties you may attend.

What are some of your favorite toasts?

Here's one: "Here's to those who wish us well, those who don't can go to Hell."

For the Irish: "May you be in Heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead."

For the drunk: "Here's to a Merry Christmas this December, to a lot of folks I don't remember"

Frazod
11-20-2005, 11:58 AM
My least favorites toasts are McCleon, Warfield and Black.

Katipan
11-20-2005, 11:59 AM
Here's to being single, seeing double, and doing triples

Hammock Parties
11-20-2005, 11:59 AM
I like raisin toast, personally. Cinammon toast is some good shit, too.

CosmicPal
11-20-2005, 12:00 PM
Here's to being single, seeing double, and doing triples

I'll get a couple of guys and we'll be right over.

:D

jAZ
11-20-2005, 12:01 PM
He's to you, he's to me,
The best of Friends, we'll always be,
But if we ever disagree,
Then **** YOU! and he's to me!

Katipan
11-20-2005, 12:01 PM
I'll get a couple of guys and we'll be right over.

:D

What are you going to do?
Watch?

Katipan
11-20-2005, 12:03 PM
Here's to not being a father.
Don't come in her, come on her.

Phobia
11-20-2005, 12:03 PM
What are you going to do?
Watch?

He'll be doing some math lessons quietly to himself.

CosmicPal
11-20-2005, 12:04 PM
What are you going to do?
Watch?

Ouch. :doh!:

Hammock Parties
11-20-2005, 12:07 PM
I've always liked the "toasts" scene in Star Trek VI:

GORKON
I give you a toast: the
undiscovered country -
(off their looks)
the future.

All drink ROMULAN ALE, echoing "the undiscovered
country." The KLINGONS eat with their fingers,
scorning utensils.

SPOCK
HAMLET, act three, scene one.

GORKON
You have never experienced
Shakespeare until you have read
him in the original Klingon.

Chang turns to Kirk with a malicious twinkle.

CHANG
"To be or not to be, that is the
question" which preoccupies our
people, Captain Kirk. We need
BREATHING room...

KIRK
I beg your pardon?

KERLA
Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale
was illegal.

It takes Kirk a moment to regain his composure.

KIRK
One of the advantages of being
a thousand light years from
Federation headquarters.

Silence.

BONES
To you, Chancellor Gorkon: one of
the architects of our future.

All drink. As Romulan ale flows throughout the scene,
tongues get looser. Gorkon WATCHES.

SCOTTY
Perhaps we are looking at something
of that future here.

Frazod
11-20-2005, 12:09 PM
I've always liked the "toasts" scene in Star Trek VI:

GORKON
I give you a toast: the
undiscovered country -
(off their looks)
the future.

All drink ROMULAN ALE, echoing "the undiscovered
country." The KLINGONS eat with their fingers,
scorning utensils.

SPOCK
HAMLET, act three, scene one.

GORKON
You have never experienced
Shakespeare until you have read
him in the original Klingon.

Chang turns to Kirk with a malicious twinkle.

CHANG
"To be or not to be, that is the
question" which preoccupies our
people, Captain Kirk. We need
BREATHING room...

KIRK
I beg your pardon?

KERLA
Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale
was illegal.

It takes Kirk a moment to regain his composure.

KIRK
One of the advantages of being
a thousand light years from
Federation headquarters.

Silence.

BONES
To you, Chancellor Gorkon: one of
the architects of our future.

All drink. As Romulan ale flows throughout the scene,
tongues get looser. Gorkon WATCHES.

SCOTTY
Perhaps we are looking at something
of that future here.

You SO f#cked this up. After the "breathing room" bit, Kirk replies "Earth, Hitler, 1938." Then Chang says "I beg your pardon."

:grr:

Katipan
11-20-2005, 12:10 PM
He'll be doing some math lessons quietly to himself.

I'm quoting this to emphasize the math joke because silly man didn't get it the first time.

Hammock Parties
11-20-2005, 12:11 PM
You SO f#cked this up. After the "breathing room" bit, Kirk replies "Earth, Hitler, 1938." Then Chang says "I beg your pardon."

:grr:

Sorry, I just copied and pasted from a script site. Don't shoot the messenger.

Hammock Parties
11-20-2005, 12:13 PM
http://www.st-hypertext.com/images/misc/undiscovered/dinner_scene.jpg

RedandGold
11-20-2005, 12:41 PM
Here's to the women we love,
and to the women that love us.

If the women we love don't love us,
then f*ck the women, and here's to us!

Sully
11-20-2005, 12:48 PM
Here's to the girl in the little red shoes,
She smokes my pot, she drinks my booze.
She's got no cherry, But that's no sin,
Cause she's still got the box that MF'er came in!!!

Over-Head
11-20-2005, 12:49 PM
Ben's 60%whole wheat, light with lots of butter and orange marmalade ROFL

Black Jack Savage
11-20-2005, 01:07 PM
Drink Beer
Drink Beer
Oh come drink beer with me
For I don't give a damn
For any old man
Who won't drink beer with me
So grab that old golden goblet
With that Sig Ep emblem on it
And drink beer, drink beer,
Oh Come drink beer with me.


Or:

"May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and all your problems slide off like snot"--Anton Jackson.

el borracho
11-20-2005, 01:56 PM
arriba, abajo, al centro, por dentro

Otter
11-20-2005, 02:04 PM
I'll get a couple of guys and we'll be right over.

:D

Remind me to never to invite Cosmic to a Vegas trip.

Lonewolf Ed
11-20-2005, 02:11 PM
Here's to women: Would that we could fall into their arms without falling into their hands!

Braincase
11-20-2005, 02:58 PM
Sorry, I just copied and pasted from a script site. Don't shoot the messenger.

This is what happens when Star Wars nerds try to quote Star Trek. Youngin', leave the Star Trek quotes to the Trekkies. Go run along and play with your action figures. After a few more movies, four live action series and a cartoon, then you'll reach Kohlinahr, or if you're like me, Sto-Vo-Kor.

KcMizzou
11-20-2005, 03:01 PM
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

(name that movie)

KCChiefsMan
11-20-2005, 03:08 PM
This one's to honor
take her home, get on her
if you can't come in her, come on her

DMAC
11-20-2005, 03:28 PM
Rat s**t, Bat s**t, Dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in a knot,
Hooooraaayyyyy, Lizard S**t, F**K!!

Skip Towne
11-20-2005, 03:36 PM
Here's a toast to Heat. Not the kind that burns down shanties but the kind that brings down panties.

Fire Me Boy!
11-20-2005, 03:55 PM
Rat s**t, Bat s**t, Dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in a knot,
Hooooraaayyyyy, Lizard S**t, F**K!!
Gawd, early Carlin was hilarious. ROFL