Chiefs to throttle Pats [Archive]

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 09:43 AM

Coach BB and Brady are kidnapped by Ray Finkle. Laces out Tom!! New England's kicker misses an extra point.

Chiefs 42
Pats 6

Iowanian

11-21-2005, 09:45 AM

The Broncos cannot lose in Dallas on Thankgiving, and surely will come out of the game completely healthy.

No way can the broncos lose thursday in Dallas and not come out completely healthy. Jake Plummer cannot slip into his old ways.

Bowser

11-21-2005, 09:46 AM

Apparently you didn't read the fine print when the Broncos signed their deal with Satan that states using reverse karma mojo on a rival BB only works once a season.

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 09:54 AM

Apparently you didn't read the fine print when the Broncos signed their deal with Satan that states using reverse karma mojo on a rival BB only works once a season.

I've already done it twice.

Bowser

11-21-2005, 09:55 AM

I've already done it twice.

So you got a freebie. Enjoy the Hellfire.

Iowanian

11-21-2005, 09:56 AM

Garcia....there is no chance that your uncle will sneak into your room to re-live "the touching game" over the holiday.

Iowanian

11-21-2005, 09:57 AM

Jake Plummer's legs and arms are indestructable. God himself couldn't bruise-sprain-twist or otherwise harm them.

Edubs

11-21-2005, 09:58 AM

Two hot women will not "get it on" in the bathrooom at Sundays Chiefs game......and they will not ask me to watch.........and help out.......and buy me a beer when we are done.

HemiEd

11-21-2005, 10:05 AM

Coach BB and Brady are kidnapped by Ray Finkle. Laces out Tom!! New England's kicker misses an extra point.

Chiefs 42
Pats 6

You did this to us before the Buffalo game jerk! Broncos are going to demolish the Cowboys!

Hawg73

11-21-2005, 10:23 AM

Who is Ray Finkle?

And what right to you people have to be obsessing with Denver in the middle of a reverse karma thread on the Pats? It just isn't cricket.

Please give the Champions their proper respect. :Pimp:

ceebz

11-21-2005, 10:25 AM

The Broncos' plane will not crash on it's way to DFW.

asdf

11-21-2005, 10:27 AM

F*** your reverse mojo crap!! You're correct, the Chiefs ARE gonna kick the Pat's collective asses and THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
:)

(can't fight reverse mojo with passive counter-reverse mojo - must use direct assault mojo.....farting in their general direction is good too)

fan4ever

11-21-2005, 10:36 AM

Denver fans are not a bunch of dicks.

Wow, that reverse mojo came true fast!!!

teedubya

11-21-2005, 10:45 AM

Here we go Dallas, here we go.

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 11:09 AM

Two hot women will not "get it on" in the bathrooom at Sundays Chiefs game......and they will not ask me to watch.........and help out.......and buy me a beer when we are done.

This is the post of the year.

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 11:11 AM

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 11:18 AM

You did this to us before the Buffalo game jerk! Broncos are going to demolish the Cowboys!

ROFL

JimNasium

11-21-2005, 11:34 AM

There is no way on earth that Jake Plummer would trip over his dog in the driveway.

HemiEd

11-21-2005, 11:48 AM

Jake will not be the "Turkey" on Thursday by throwing a game losing interception.

KC Dan

11-21-2005, 11:52 AM

Please...

GB has been pulling this crap all season and has been correct (KC won) 60% of the time. Let's just hope that his reverse mojo falls flat at least 83% of the time here on out.

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 01:27 PM

Please...

GB has been pulling this crap all season and has been correct (KC won) 60% of the time. Let's just hope that his reverse mojo falls flat at least 83% of the time here on out.

I've only done this twice...and it's worked...100 percent of the time.

HemiEd

11-21-2005, 01:40 PM

I've only done this twice...and it's worked...100 percent of the time.

Buffalo game, Bastich! :cuss:

jidar

11-21-2005, 02:09 PM

Garcia Bronco is absolutely infallible and will continue to reverse mojo this team with 100% accuracy through the remainder of this season. He is all knowning and all powerful, his will be done.

Iowanian

11-21-2005, 02:52 PM

Denver is going to score 50 points on Dallas. No way will any of the RBs fumble and Plummer won't possibly do anything stupid, which causes his mental breakdown vs the Chiefs.

Can't happen.

Calcountry

11-21-2005, 03:00 PM

Two hot women will not "get it on" in the bathrooom at Sundays Chiefs game......and they will not ask me to watch.........and help out.......and buy me a beer, pour it for me, and put it in my hand when we are done.There, I fixed your post.

Calcountry

11-21-2005, 03:01 PM

The Broncos' plane will not crash on it's way to DFW.Thats low. :shake:

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 03:02 PM

Lin Elliot is killed at halftime in a pegan ceremony...no way the chiefs lose with that kind of Karma

Calcountry

11-21-2005, 03:02 PM

Dallas is going to handle us.Yep, they are going to throttle you. Its a thanksgiving day tradition.

They are litterally gonna cut your heads off and rip out your gizzards.

ROYC75

11-21-2005, 03:09 PM

Yep, they are going to throttle you. Its a thanksgiving day tradition.

They are litterally gonna cut your heads off and rip out your gizzards.

Then they going to shove it up that ass, it's a tradition.

Garcia Bronco

11-21-2005, 03:13 PM

Yep, they are going to throttle you. Its a thanksgiving day tradition.

They are litterally gonna cut your heads off and rip out your gizzards.

Yummmmmmm Chicken gizzards.............

ChiefsFan4Life

11-21-2005, 03:17 PM

Coach BB and Brady are kidnapped by Ray Finkle. Laces out Tom!! New England's kicker misses an extra point.

Chiefs 42
Pats 6

I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Local News Headlines soon to come:

Poster by the name of Garcia Bronco Dies of Alcohol Poisoning on New Years Eve - sources say alcohol was a Christmas Gift

CupidStunt

11-21-2005, 03:19 PM

Dallas is going to handle us.

At least you got something right. 'Bout time you hit the jackpot after so many attempts.

ceebz

11-21-2005, 04:09 PM

Thats low. :shake:

http://justinmg.home.comcast.net/forums/gshappy.gif I kid, I kid.

Garcia Bronco

11-22-2005, 04:40 PM

Throttle them I say.

KC Dan

11-22-2005, 05:04 PM

Someone throw a _________ so the donkey will go away.

Garcia Bronco

11-27-2005, 01:35 PM

bump

chagrin

11-27-2005, 01:39 PM

GB, you used to be cool, but you are officially in TJ territory - for your own good man, stop!!

chefsos

11-27-2005, 01:40 PM

bump
Shaddup you!

chagrin

11-27-2005, 01:42 PM

BRING BACK ULTRAMAN!!!!

Garcia Bronco

11-27-2005, 01:43 PM

GB, you used to be cool, but you are officially in TJ territory - for your own good man, stop!!

LOL

chefsos

11-27-2005, 01:43 PM

BRING BACK ULTRAMAN!!!!
The light on his chest was flashing. He needs a blow.

Garcia Bronco

11-27-2005, 03:23 PM

damn it...I'm at 66.6 percent

Nightwish

11-27-2005, 03:45 PM

Who is Ray Finkle?
He's the disgraced kicker who kidnapped Dan Marino in Ace Ventura Pet Detective.