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ferrarispider95
11-22-2005, 04:54 PM
All I can say, thats got to hurt.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051122/ap_on_fe_st/naked_taser;_ylt=Alwn_CyfPE2IgGS0_chYYh4DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl



FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
JBucc
11-22-2005, 04:57 PM
OUCHIES!!
Rain Man
11-22-2005, 04:57 PM
What a revolting development.

(Get it? Get it? ReVOLTing?)
ferrarispider95
11-22-2005, 05:02 PM
I wonder if you instantly just get a hard on and jizz yourself
JBucc
11-22-2005, 05:03 PM
I wonder if you instantly just get a hard on and jizz yourselfI think you do. It's like milking a spider.
Rain Man
11-22-2005, 07:17 PM
I wonder if you instantly just get a hard on and jizz yourself

Frankly, I wouldn't find it that exciting.
Tribal Warfare
11-22-2005, 07:23 PM
Chitwood :Elvis:
TinyEvel
11-22-2005, 07:56 PM
"He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage."

Wait, was the suspect, or the officer charged with "Criminal damage." Tazing the ballzack sounds like damaging a criminal to me.

Good for that officer. I hope he secretly aimed for them.
jiveturkey
11-22-2005, 08:01 PM
It's like milking a spider.Spiders have nipples?
Frazod
11-22-2005, 08:11 PM
I wonder if you instantly just get a hard on and jizz yourself

I'm thinking you'd be much more likely to not do either for a very long time. :spock:
Extra Point
11-22-2005, 08:14 PM
Chitwood got the point across about not doing that sh!t in public.
Bugeater
11-22-2005, 08:48 PM
But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

yeah...right :clap:
OldTownChief
11-22-2005, 08:52 PM
Spiders have nipples?

You can milk pretty much anything with nipples.
jiveturkey
11-22-2005, 08:54 PM
You can milk pretty much anything with nipples.I've got nipples, can you milk me?
morphius
11-22-2005, 08:59 PM
Well, I heard within the last couple weeks that shocking yourself in the sack is a good means of birthcontrol, so while he is in the slammer he doesn't have to worry about getting anyone pregn...

oh wait.
OldTownChief
11-22-2005, 09:00 PM
I've got nipples, can you milk me?
Rausch
11-22-2005, 09:03 PM
Well, I heard within the last couple weeks that shocking yourself in the sack is a good means of birthcontrol, so while he is in the slammer he doesn't have to worry about getting anyone pregn...

oh wait.

I figure it's worth the risk...
morphius
11-22-2005, 09:06 PM
I figure it's worth the risk...
If I was you I would too.
Rausch
11-22-2005, 09:06 PM
If I was you I would too.

In a bucket of ****ing water wearing a tinfoil hat...
Amnorix
11-22-2005, 09:13 PM
Well, if he gets bored of tasering himself in the nuts, he can do some less painful stunts, such as this:

http://www.break.com/articles/nosetrap.html


note: video is SFW, but the website in general is NSFW.
Rausch
11-22-2005, 09:16 PM
Well, if he gets bored of tasering himself in the nuts, he can do some less painful stunts, such as this:

http://www.break.com/articles/nosetrap.html


note: video is SFW, but the website in general is NSFW.

I'm convinced getting cut is the right thing to do...