Kill your cats and kittens on Black Friday... a new post Thanksgiving tradition. [Archive]

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Logical

11-24-2005, 10:20 PM

Yup lace some turkey giblets with arsenic and bid them farewell. It can be the new post Thanksgiving tradition. Much more entertaining than shopping with the mad folk.

This has been a public service suggestion for Siberian Khatru.

Hammock Parties

11-24-2005, 10:21 PM

Just put out some antifreeze.

morphius

11-24-2005, 10:25 PM

Cook a dog, they have more meat.

funk monkey

11-24-2005, 10:27 PM

nice, ill kill all the cats i see tomorrow, and instead of goin shoppine (ya right, like im gonna go shopping, especially on the day when angry moms go crazy to buy thier spoiled kids their playstation and xbox 360's)

Logical

11-24-2005, 10:38 PM

Cook a dog, they have more meat.Invite over some Asians and have a BBQ.;)

Helpful hint like Veal, Puppies make for a more tender meal.

RealSNR

11-24-2005, 10:46 PM

Blowfish is going to ****ing have your head, Jim

Logical

11-24-2005, 10:49 PM

Blowfish is going to ****ing have your head, JimI know lol. This thread was meant as an early Christmas present for him. I felt he needed to vent some tension.;)

Rausch

11-24-2005, 11:25 PM

Cats are the only mamals on this planet with reptile eyes.

It's no coincidence, they're ****ing alien creatures. EVIL alien creatures.

Kill them. Kill them all...

Psyko Tek

11-25-2005, 12:12 AM

Cats are the only mamals on this planet with reptile eyes.

It's no coincidence, they're ****ing alien creatures. EVIL alien creatures.

Kill them. Kill them all...

what about goats

now there's some wierd ass eyes

but they are satanic not alien

Phobia

11-25-2005, 12:13 AM

what about goats

now there's some wierd ass eyes

but they are satanic not alien

I could never really bring myself to look a goat in the eyes. I carry a lot of guilt around.

Logical

11-25-2005, 02:16 AM

I could never really bring myself to look a goat in the eyes. I carry a lot of guilt around.Free yourself of the guilthttp://www.davidkitler.com/images/Mtn_Goat_small.jpg

listopencil

11-25-2005, 02:43 AM

KCChiefsMan

11-25-2005, 02:49 AM

doesn't someone on here already stick cats in the ground and mow over their heads? it's a sick world we live in folks :shake:

elvomito

11-25-2005, 04:27 AM

someone needs to retitle that sticky:
Cat Burning Party: Saturday 11/26 12pm Raytown High School (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=129494)
you could all gather the donor felines from the community and we could make a bonfire and sit around cooking marshmallows and drink till we throw up... or not. if you want to celebrate in your own special way thats fine too, as long as you're making a difference.... hmm maybe instead of Black Friday, you can call it Black Cat Friday... "black" as in "charred"
4th can design flyers with a charred cat and we can pass them out in places that are sure to have plenty of like-minded individuals, such as nordstroms, bath and bodyworks, banana republic, city union mission, and so on.
it doesn't really matter as long as we keep the spirit alive during these trying times

always remember, the children are our future. spare the cat, spoil the brat

kregger

11-25-2005, 09:32 AM

I could never really bring myself to look a goat in the eyes. I carry a lot of guilt around.

I remember when Christian Okoye first arrived in KC. He was thrilled that he could go to the River Market and buy a goat. Mighty good eatin' in Nigeria.

JimNasium

11-25-2005, 09:39 AM

Cook a dog, they have more meat.
Remember the old American indian saying -- "Dig deep, the puppy's in the bottom of the pot."

Adept Havelock

11-25-2005, 10:04 AM

Cook a dog, they have more meat.

Good advice, but stay away from that Kimchee (aka rotting cole slaw).

chiefsfaninNC

11-25-2005, 10:11 AM

Good advice, but stay away from that Kimchee (aka rotting cole slaw).

Dog and kimchee are both awesome. Dog is one of the best meats I have tasted.

ExtremeChief

11-25-2005, 10:17 AM

hewwwwwww kritty, kritty, kritty!!!! Come hewe poosy crat!!!

Zebedee DuBois

11-25-2005, 10:24 AM

Wow.

Now I have something to add to my list of regrets.

Jenny Gump

11-25-2005, 10:36 AM

Does anyone know how much arsenic for a 4 pounder?

4th and Long

11-25-2005, 10:40 AM

The maximum amount of arsenic that is not expected to have any negative health consequences even if a person/animal is exposed to on a daily basis is approximately one one-thousandth of a milligram for each kilogram of body weight (.0008 mg/kg/day). (This is in the range of a hundred-millionth of an ounce per pound in a day.)

Or so I've heard.

Jenny Gump

11-25-2005, 10:41 AM

4th and Long

11-25-2005, 10:42 AM

Thanks baby.
Not a problem, sweet cheeks.

Otter

11-25-2005, 11:35 AM

I posted this thread three years ago and got flamed for it, Vlads a gold digger.

Simply stick all the kittens or cats (whatever you like to call them) in one sack, I recommend burlap, and with a well placed underthrow toss them in a nearby pond.

The screeching meowows are soon muffled by the silence of acoustic absorbing H20.

Logical

11-25-2005, 03:27 PM

Remember the old American indian saying -- "Dig deep, the puppy's in the bottom of the pot."
ROFL

Ultra Peanut

11-25-2005, 03:34 PM

hewwwwwww kritty, kritty, kritty!!!! Come hewe poosy crat!!!
http://racistowls.ytmnd.com/

Ultra Peanut

11-25-2005, 03:35 PM

I posted this thread three years ago and got flamed for it, Vlads a gold digger.He ain't messin' with no broke ***** (http://nigplz.ytmnd.com/)s.

Get down, Vlad
Go 'head, get down

Otter

11-25-2005, 05:10 PM

http://www.todayinliterature.com/assets/photos/b/billy-the-kid-190x300.jpg

I'll Make Ya Famous!

Just got done watching Young Guns with the little otters.

:D

teedubya

11-25-2005, 06:38 PM

So Otter, does this scare you or piss you off?

http://static.flickr.com/2/1444237_598e5390fe.jpg?v=0

listopencil

11-25-2005, 07:37 PM

http://static.flickr.com/2/1444237_598e5390fe.jpg?v=0

What the **** is going on here?

sedated

11-25-2005, 10:22 PM

Simply stick all the kittens or cats (whatever you like to call them) in one sack, I recommend burlap, and with a well placed underthrow toss them in a nearby pond.

The screeching meowows are soon muffled by the silence of acoustic absorbing H20.

I still like running them over with the lawn mower.

It's a more intense meow, if only for a second. ROFL

Over-Head

11-25-2005, 10:31 PM

They say it only takes about 18lbs of pressure to snap a cat’s neck :evil:

sedated

11-25-2005, 10:33 PM

They say it only takes about 18lbs of pressure to snap a cat’s neck :evil:

...and when you say "they", you mean "the voices in my head"?

Logical

11-25-2005, 11:05 PM

I still like running them over with the lawn mower.

It's a more intense meow, if only for a second. ROFLLord I loved that thread what a shame it is probably lost to us forever.

sedated

11-25-2005, 11:37 PM

Lord I loved that thread what a shame it is probably lost to us forever.

I laughed my ass off for minutes at a time.

My co-workers thought i was insane

Fish

11-26-2005, 01:18 AM

http://www.buyolympia.com/combined/images/stella_hell_lg.jpg

Just sayin.................

Logical

11-26-2005, 02:30 PM

http://www.buyolympia.com/combined/images/stella_hell_lg.jpg

Just sayin.................Oh, but what a ride.

Demonpenz

11-26-2005, 02:38 PM

i was reading in maxim where in saw the director wanted someone to cut open a dog and people went crazy, but the human well thats fine

Otter

11-26-2005, 03:31 PM

http://www.buyolympia.com/combined/images/stella_hell_lg.jpg

Just sayin.................

I'm pretty sure I'd get along better with the people there anyway.

One thing that 12 years of Catholic School has taught me is that I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

Thanks Billy Joe.

luv

11-26-2005, 03:36 PM

Y'all have some issues. You hate pussies that much? :p

Logical

11-27-2005, 10:59 PM

Let's make the front page GBlowfish friendly. :D