Your voting guide to the rest of today's games.

[Rain Man]

We really need Jacksonville to lose against Errorzona (go, Kurt Warner or whomever!), and we really need Pittsburgh to lose tomorrow night against the Manningapolis Colts.

We now take you back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Rain Man]

Dang it, Arizona. Come on. Trying is enough. This is about results.

[Rain Man]

Hot diggity dog. Arizona just pulled to within a touchdown. Go ... what are they called? ... oh, yeah... Cardinals!

[Hammock Parties]

GO REDBIRDS!

[Hammock Parties]

Byron Sandwich is out of the game for the Jags. Anyone know what's wrong with him?

[Rausch]

Hot diggity dog. Arizona just pulled to within a touchdown. Go ... what are they called? ... oh, yeah... Cardinals!

I really don't need to cheer for another let down style team.

The Cards are teases...

[VonneMarie]

High ankle sprain.

[Rausch]

Byron Sandwich is out of the game for the Jags. Anyone know what's wrong with him?

He's taken more hits than Cheech & Chong...

[milkman]

Byron Sandwich is out of the game for the Jags. Anyone know what's wrong with him?

You mean, aside from the fact that he sucks?

[Rain Man]

C'mon, Arizona. Hold them on defense with, uh....can anyone name a player on Arizona's defense?

[Skyy God]

Bert Berry, Okefor, Dockett, Rolle. That's all I can do.

[Rain Man]

That's pretty good, but Berry and Rolle are both out on injury. Berry was the only one I could've named.

[Rain Man]

3rd and 9 at the Arizona 40 for Jacksonville. This is a big play.

[Rain Man]

Excellent. Incomplete pass from some guy to some other guy.

(I don't think I know any of the players on these two teams. It's like watching the CFL, but without Lawrence Phillips.)

[Hammock Parties]

The Cardinals could use Jake Plummer. He used to win these type of games.

[Rain Man]

Arizona's on the move. 1st down at their own 31.

[Rain Man]

4th and 1 at their own 40. Go, Cardinals! Get Lomax to hand it off to Stump Mitchell!

[Rain Man]

Go left behind Dierdorf and Dobler! Left!

[Rain Man]

Dang it all to heck.

2nd personal foul on Anquan Bolden this half. What's up with that?

[Hammock Parties]

TD Jags.

Maybe Sandwich' injury is pretty severe. That'd **** em good.

[Rain Man]

I think I just figured out why there's no such thing as a Cardinals fan.

[Hammock Parties]

I think I just figured out why there's no such thing as a Cardinals fan.

Seriously, they couldn't even generate a fanbase by dumping Jake Plummer.

[Hammock Parties]

TD Cardinals. 24-17 Jags with 2:56 left.

Arizona is teasing us with promises of spoiling.

[Rain Man]

Without Plummer, they've got a chance. They just pulled to within seven again. Keep talking about Plummer - it seems to help.

[Rain Man]

An onside kick was kind of stupid here, I think.

[Hammock Parties]

Cardinals are getting the ball back.

Plummer Plummer Plummer.

[Rain Man]

Ooh. They stopped Jacksonville on downs. Without Plummer, they've still got a chance!

[Hammock Parties]

Let's go Warner! Do what Plummer couldn't!

[Rain Man]

Okie-dokie. Two-minute drill with Warner - not Plummer - at the helm.

[Hammock Parties]

Warner to the 36! GO!

[Hammock Parties]

To the 43! GO!

[Rain Man]

First down at the 36, with Plummer nowhere in sight!

[Hammock Parties]

First down and out of bounds at midfield! 1 minute left!

[Rain Man]

C'mon! Go! Warner is the anti-Plummer!

[Hammock Parties]

To the 36! 44 seconds and running!

[Rain Man]

Go! Go! 36 yards to Glory!

[Rain Man]

Third down. Come on, Warner. Show that you're not Plummer!

[Hammock Parties]

Warner fumbles...never trust the Cardinals.

[KCJake]

Dumb@ss Warner

[Rain Man]

Okay, that sucked.

[Skip Towne]

Best play by play I've heard in weeks. I especially liked the pass from some guy to some other guy.

[Rain Man]

Best play by play I've heard in weeks. I especially liked the pass from some guy to some other guy.

Thanks. Randy Cross is my mentor.

[milkman]

I think Jax's game today illustrates something I've thought for most of the season.

Most people think that Jax has a cakewalk to the playoffs, and they should.

However, Jax really isn't all that good, and they are capable of losing to anyone.

I'm betting they get at least 2 more losses on the season.

[tk13]

I think Jax's game today illustrates something I've thought for most of the season.

Most people think that Jax has a cakewalk to the playoffs, and they should.

However, Jax really isn't all that good, and they are capable of losing to anyone.

I'm betting they get at least 2 more losses on the season.
They've played to the level of their competition all year. Houston played them real tough, and St. Louis beat them with half their offense missing. They'd probably be the team most prone to slip up at this point I'd think... although Cincy really has never been in this situation either.

[Rain Man]

Well, I sure wish they'd start losing. I wonder what Leftwich's status is?