Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos.

[Rain Man]

Post your reasons here. I'll start.



1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

[KcMizzou]

They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.
Zing! Bravo... :clap:

[Sully]

You pretty much covered it for me...
If I were forced to add something, I'd say retarded unis... but that's pretty subjective.

[KChiefsQT]

Cause they're the donkeys and their coach is a rat. What other reason do we need to hate them???

[007]

How about Elway getting the illegal forward pass in 94 that won the game for them. That was crap.

This one should have been number 1 on your list though. Cheating bastards. :-)

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

[KcMizzou]

Because a rival forum exposes us to more arrogant, obnoxious Bronco fans than most of us would ever have to deal with in real life. (And if we don't win.. we're sure as hell gonna hear about it)

[dirk digler]

Their Fans are the most cockiest in the NFL, way worse than Raider fans.

[Skip Towne]

Orange and Blue, what a putrid color combinaion. :Lin:

[007]

Orange and Blue, what a putrid color combinaion. :Lin:

Agreed, but it was better than the original uniforms that were mustard yellow and brown with vertically striped socks. LOL They should have kept those.

[Coach]

Don't forget they cheated the salary cap as well, Mr. Rain Man.

[ROYC75]

Great Thread ........

I'm off to get the popcorn, BRB.

[tk13]

They flip off their own fans.

Hard to believe it's been a whole year since that... that was one of the most enjoyable weeks in Planet history, when we had ChiefsPlanet team unity week and everybody had Plummer avatars... ROFL

[Rain Man]

23. They gave Shannon Sharpe to the league, a mush-mouthed wide receiver who lined up at tight end because he was too slow play wide.

24. George Foster breaks players' legs by diving on them from the back away from the play.

[Hammock Parties]

Shannon Sharpe - graceless winner, horseface

Greg Robinson - not only did his Denver defense stop us in the playoffs, but then he had to come here and PERSONALLY stop us in the playoffs.

[digi2fish]

cause even a guy live in far-east small island hates them.

[dirk digler]

TJ

:D

[Rain Man]

25. When the Broncos got to the Super Bowl, who'd they get as an opponent? ATLANTA! It's not like they even beat a decent team.

[Rain Man]

They complained about Dale Carter being a dirty player, and then their solution was to sign him away from us.

[Hammock Parties]

26. They have the lamest crowd chant in pro sports. IN-COM-PLETE!

[Saulbadguy]

They suck.

[Braincase]

Denver has never won a Superbowl in a year they weren't tried, convicted and penalized by the league.

Shanahan will go to ridiculous measures to gain an advantage over the Chiefs, and whines and bitches to the refs (and the league) like a spoiled 4 year old.

[Rain Man]

Their players have mysterious "accidents" like falling on driveways, falling off couches, and tripping over dogs. You know that if the real story came out, the league would be suspending them.

[KcMizzou]

26. They have the lamest crowd chant in pro sports. IN-COM-PLETE!Good one... I'd forgotten about that. Annoys the hell out of me.

[Rain Man]

Every single year, the Broncos lead the league in fines for cheap shots.

[tk13]

They're a white Bronco. An obvious figurative metaphor in support of O.J. Simpson.

[Big Chief Homer]

Porn Star staches





and their OC calling our O-line cheaters.Really whats with that?!?!?!?!

[Iowanian]

45% of their fans advocate sex-ule relations with a beast of Burden.

55% overuse stupid smiley features on the internet to laugh about it.

[Rain Man]

Good one... I'd forgotten about that. Annoys the hell out of me.


Yeah. It's inane. I wish Broncos fans could remember cheers that are longer than one word.

[Saulbadguy]

That whole "our offensive line doesn't talk to the media" thing, and won't do their intros on MNF. Probably because they are ashamed of themselves for trying to routinely injure other players.

[Rain Man]

They ruined Neil Smith's otherwise stellar career by signing him.

[Hammock Parties]

Tom Jackson - the pudgy, smug-whenever-Denver-does-anything-remotely-positive ESPN studio host and former Broncos linebacker.

Just look at this guy. I want to punch his nose.

http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/columnists/jackson_tom_m.jpg

[Rain Man]

Having their uniforms turned into a marketing billboard for Nike.

[Iowanian]

I've got a great clip, if I can get it hosted for a thread like this....

Sample of fans riding glory of those mighty donkeys.

[Rain Man]

Karl Mecklenburg. What is it about that guy that makes him so easy to hate?

[redfan]

26. They have the lamest crowd chant in pro sports. IN-COM-PLETE!

Wow that is lame. I always thought they were saying: Let's Go D!
It all makes sense now...

[Rain Man]

That whole self-anointed "mastermind" nickname for Shanarat, when the only thing he's done right in ten years is get lucky on one sixth-round pick.

[007]

[QUOTE=Rain Man]23. They gave Shannon Sharpe to the league, a mush-mouthed wide receiver who lined up at tight end because he was too slow play wide.

Shannon Sharpe, self-proclaimed "greatest tight end to ever play the game" Hmmm, compare the numbers with Tony will ya. What a JackAss.

[Saulbadguy]

Taco John.

[007]

They're a white Bronco. An obvious figurative metaphor in support of O.J. Simpson.

LMAO

[keg in kc]

They're the Broncos. What other reason is there?

[Rain Man]

The Broncos' funneling of financial support to al qaeda cells in Afghanistan.

[Saulbadguy]

The Broncos digitally put Jabba the Hutt in the new Star Wars Special Edition movie, and made Greedo shoot first.

[Saulbadguy]

The Broncos ran for congress and won. Then they had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body.

[Rain Man]

The Broncos call me up and tell me the endings to movies before I go see them.

[cdcox]

The whole "Zapruder-film" analysis of Hall's TD return with FBI-style push pins ot signify locations of illegal blocks. Funniest thing I ever saw.

[cdcox]

Ed McCafferty faking injuries.

[cdcox]

The Mile High Salute. G-A-Y

[Saulbadguy]

The Broncos call me up and tell me the endings to movies before I go see them.
The Broncos actually wrote the script for, directed, and produced Superman IV.

[Skip Towne]

They were responsible for the Vietnam and possibly the Korean Wars.

[cdcox]

Portis with the WWF belt. Classless.

[Saulbadguy]

Not to mention Global Warming.

[cdcox]

Orange crush - you name your defense after a soft drink? I'm terrified.

[Rain Man]

Lyle Alzado. Please.

[Taco John]

Funny stuff...

[Rain Man]

Funny stuff...

Well, sure, until it's your family member whose surgery is botched by an inept Bronco. Then it's not so funny, now is it?

[Rain Man]

When you rearrange the letters in "Denver Broncos", you get "Even Born Scrod", or worse, "Corn Bendovers"

[Rain Man]

Recent evidence supports allegations that a Denver Broncos was on the grassy knoll in a shotgun formation.

[Taco John]

Scorn! Bend over.

[Hammock Parties]

Recent evidence supports allegations that a Denver Broncos was on the grassy knoll in a shotgun formation.

It wasn't Jake Plummer. He's nowhere near that accurate.

[Rain Man]

It wasn't Jake Plummer. He's nowhere near that accurate.


Now we know why John Connally was hit.

[Chan93lx50]

Portis with the WWF belt. Classless.

I remember that! That really pissed me the f*ck off!

[Taco John]

I remember that! That really pissed me the f*ck off!



What pissed you off more. Running for 5 touchdowns, or wearing the belt after running for four of them?

[Hammock Parties]

Now we know why John Connally was hit.

The second shooter!

[Hammock Parties]

What pissed you off more. Running for 5 touchdowns, or wearing the belt after running for four of them?

HE'S GONE! YOU CAN NEVER HAVE HIM BACK! NEVER!

[Chan93lx50]

What pissed you off more. Running for 5 touchdowns, or wearing the belt after running for four of them?

Umm no, Portis was a classless piece of shit!

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I wonder if that guy is actually naked underneath that barrell.

[Taco John]

HE'S GONE! YOU CAN NEVER HAVE HIM BACK! NEVER!


Who needs him?

Besides. It's not true. I get him back every time I pop in that DVD and watch it happen all over again.

[Rain Man]

Seeing Elway hoisting the Lombardi trophy that he had stolen from the league. It was like watching Hitler do that little jig in Paris.

[Chan93lx50]

Who needs him?

Besides. It's not true. I get him back every time I pop in that DVD and watch it happen all over again.

Yep, just like I get Montana back, making Elway look like his little bitch!

[Hammock Parties]

Yep, just like I get Montana back, making Elway look like his little bitch!

I guess we never saw Joe's championship belt.

[Ultra Peanut]

They're a bunch of curtains in the park. That's right, curtains in the park. You wanna see a bunch of curtains in the park, then go see them. But that's all they are: a bunch of curtains in the park.

[KcMizzou]

I wonder if that guy is actually naked underneath that barrell.Didn't he pass away a while back?

Seriously. Taco?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Didn't he pass away a while back?

Seriously. Taco?

He died?

[KcMizzou]

He died?I sure thought so. Waiting for confirmation...

[Ultra Peanut]

denver broncos is finding out the hard way
denver broncos is part of the webgalaxe network
denver broncos is
denver broncos is worth $60 million
denver broncos is over
denver broncos is currently hurt
denver broncos is nothing like the old one
denver broncos is 7
denver broncos is also expected to testify for the prosecution
denver broncos is none other than california representative gary condit
denver broncos is open for football business on only eight days during the season ? maybe 10 or so if the team makes the playoffs
denver broncos is accused of sexual harassment by his girlfriend
denver broncos is broken

[Chiefs Pantalones]

denver broncos is finding out the hard way
denver broncos is part of the webgalaxe network
denver broncos is
denver broncos is worth $60 million
denver broncos is over
denver broncos is currently hurt
denver broncos is nothing like the old one
denver broncos is 7
denver broncos is also expected to testify for the prosecution
denver broncos is none other than california representative gary condit
denver broncos is open for football business on only eight days during the season ? maybe 10 or so if the team makes the playoffs
denver broncos is accused of sexual harassment by his girlfriend
denver broncos is broken

You weird **** ROFL

[Rain Man]

They're a bunch of curtains in the park. That's right, curtains in the park. You wanna see a bunch of curtains in the park, then go see them. But that's all they are: a bunch of curtains in the park.


This is profound. Or at the very least, profo.

[Rain Man]

The Denver Broncos donate grammar textbooks to inner city schools, but they have Neil Smith write the introduction to each chapter.

[cdcox]

The Bronco's brought about the demise of the sock of death. I don't remember who's sock it was, but I sure wish it still had its mojo.

[alanm]

Agreed, but it was better than the original uniforms that were mustard yellow and brown with vertically striped socks. LOL They should have kept those.
I'd have to admit that shit and piss(Mustard yellow and brown) would look better than that putrid Orange and blue. :Lin:

[CosmicPal]

I sure thought so. Waiting for confirmation...

You have been confirmed. Barrel man has gone on to the great beer cask in the sky. He's dead.

[KcMizzou]

You have been confirmed. Barrel man is has gone on to the great beer cask in the sky. He's dead.Ah, thought so. Thank you.

[greg63]

Romanowski being unable to keep his bodily excrement’s to himself.

[Taco John]

You have been confirmed. Barrel man has gone on to the great beer cask in the sky. He's dead.



No he's not. I just shook his hand a month ago, and a friend of mine told me he just spoke to him last week.

[KcMizzou]

No he's not. I just shook his hand a month ago, and a friend of mine told me he just spoke to him last week.Yep. I stand corrected. Glad to hear the guy's ok.

Finally today, The Patriot Report was happy to see that Tim "Barrelman" McKernan, the barrel-wearing super fan of the Denver Broncos was back at Invesco Field at Mile High (http://www.invescofieldatmilehigh.com/target=)sans barrel. The bare-chested fan has worn only a barrel with suspenders to nearly every Denver game in the past 20 years. The Barrel Man has been recently hospitalized and NFL fans from across the country can send their best wishes by clicking here (http://news4colorado.com/message/forum_237123019).

http://patriotreport.blogspot.com/archives/2003_11_02_patriotreport_archive.html

[RealSNR]

The guy at baseball games who catches the foul ball right before it falls into the glove of the cancer-riddled kid in the wheelchair is always a Bronco fan

[Wa-Z]

Because the have no class - They treated "Quitterson" like shit.

[Demonpenz]

i hate the bronco's because of that playa wanna be thug terril davis.

[Hoofbeats]

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke... ROFL

[ROYC75]

I hate that gay looking jackass they call a mascot. Plus the fact they worship a gay albino jackass just leaves me utterly speechless.

[ROYC75]

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke... ROFL

Maybe you feel it's OK to cheat to attain what you want ? We like to do things the honest, fair way, Can you say that ? :hmmm:

[RealSNR]

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke... ROFLHoofbeats... is that what all your boyfriendz call you at the club?

[Hoofbeats]

Maybe you feel it's OK to cheat to attain what you want ? We like to do things the honest, fair way, Can you say that ? :hmmm:
You're the biggest crybabies in the league...

[Hoofbeats]

Hoofbeats... is that what all your boyfriendz call you at the club?
Well your sister did say she thought I was hung like a horse...does that count?

[ROYC75]

You're the biggest crybabies in the league...


Really ? Who is the one crying everytime Dante touches the ball when we play ?

You guys are at the pinnacle Of Cheat Central in the NFL .

[RealSNR]

Well your sister did say she thought I was hung like a horse...does that count?So you admit that you habitually go to gay bars, then?

[RealSNR]

Oh, and my sister knows better than to go to a homosexual night club to find action, btw

[RealSNR]

Really ? Who is the one crying everytime Dante touches the ball when we play ?

You guys are at the pinnacle Of Cheat Central in the NFL .Those blasted refs gave us the TD AND prevented the Broncos from getting even a field goal in that last 8 minutes of the football game.

One of these doesn't fit. Can you figure it out? :hmmm:

[Hoofbeats]

So you admit that you habitually go to gay bars, then?
Like I told you when you PM'd me to ask for my phone number...I'm into women. Try here instead:

http://www.49erswebzone.com/ :drool:

[tk13]

This is going to be a fun week. I'm excited.

[RealSNR]

Like I told you when you PM'd me to ask for my phone number...I'm into women. Try here instead:

http://www.49erswebzone.com/ :drool:No, you're not. I asked you if "Hoofbeats" is what your boyz down at the club call you. You said my sister said you were hung like a horse. Therefore you are not denying that you are an exotic male dancer.

What are you? Gay or a liar?

[alanm]

Hello losers...here's one you forgot:

Because we remind you every year that LBJ was in the White House the last time your team was in the Super Bowl and your team's a perennial joke... ROFL
1970 LBJ was at his ranch in Texas for 2 yrs. Nixon was in the WH moron. :shake:

[keg in kc]

1970 LBJ was at his ranch in Texas for 2 yrs. Nixon was in the WH moron.Oh, that helps a lot.

[Hoofbeats]

Oh, that helps a lot.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Goodnight girls...

[alanm]

Oh, that helps a lot.
Just pointing out his factual discrepancies. :)

[easymobee]

For giving the Chiefs Dan Williams, Greg Robinson, Glenn Cadrez, and a done-for Ray Crockett.

For being the second and solidifying factor in the reason that 12-4 is better than 13-3 if you are a chiefs fan.

For the whole "We shoulda started Rich Gannon" debate.

For the "MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN".

For luring away Neil Smith and Dale Carter (even if that one didn't work out).

[homestar]

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

[ROYC75]

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

Man, you ain't see nothing yet . Stick around and watch.
:harumph:

[Rain Man]

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

It's not envy and jealousy. It's pure, raw hate. H - A - I - T, hate.

[Rain Man]

Another reason to hate the Broncos: their quarterback looks like a homeless guy. Every time I see a picture of him, I expect him to be holding a "Will Throw Interceptions For Food" sign.

[Mark M]

Another reason to hate the Broncos: their quarterback looks like a homeless guy. Every time I see a picture of him, I expect him to be holding a "Will Throw Interceptions For Food" sign.

Holy crap ... ROFL

While John Elway's beating of crippled children and the cheating are good reasons to hate the Donks, it's their fans that keep the hatred flowing.

TJ is on record as saying it's okay to cheat as long as a team wins, and Hoofbeatsoff, DumbassforDonkeys, and other such trolls just add to it. They go on and on about two SuperBowls their team had to cheat to win, yet fail to remember that Denver has been responsible for some of the most pathetic SuperBowl performances ever. They don't acknowledge that their players consistently cheap-shot, but whine like babies in need of naps if a single questionable block occurrs.

It's quite sad and pathetic, really ...

MM
~~:shrug:

[Saulbadguy]

Here is the Orangemane version of this thread. Fairly weak, as I dominated them early on.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=33964

[HemiEd]

They ruined Neil Smith's otherwise stellar career by signing him.


They stole Keith Traylor from us. :cuss:

[Rain Man]

Every time the Broncos visit Arrowhead, they try to steal Christmas.

[kregger]

The name Denver reminds me of that so called pilot who sang like girl.

[Rain Man]

None of the Broncos even live in Denver. They live out in gated communities in the suburbs.

[chiefsfolife]

Wow I didn't know envy and jealousy could get this bad...

show yourself at arrowhead stadium...and you'll see how really bad it can get bitch

[CosmicPal]

Hmmmm, with your permission Kevin- I'd like to copy your 12 Reasons to Hate the Broncos and pass it around my office in a company wide E-mail. Nothing better than to spread a little XMAS cheer of my own a little early. Besides, as soon as I step into my office today- the carnage will begin, and I'd love to have this at my disposal.

[CosmicPal]

None of the Broncos even live in Denver. They live out in gated communities in the suburbs.

As funny as it may sound, it's actually a fact.

[Rain Man]

Hmmmm, with your permission Kevin- I'd like to copy your 12 Reasons to Hate the Broncos and pass it around my office in a company wide E-mail. Nothing better than to spread a little XMAS cheer of my own a little early. Besides, as soon as I step into my office today- the carnage will begin, and I'd love to have this at my disposal.

Gopher it, and good luck.

My initial hope for this thread was that everyone would neatly number their reasons, so we could expand the list up to "1,258 Reasons to Hate the Broncos" by Friday. If anyone wants to take on a little project...

[Alton deFlat]

They're the Broncos....... 'nough said,

[AlWilsonizKING]

Just a few thing for you HATERS!!!!

...We embarrass the AFC the Superbowl?!?! When was the last time the Chefs were in the Superbowl???

...Re: reason #25, Yeah we beat ATL...you play who the NFC sends to the Big Dance (not like we chose to play ATL)....and BTW that was are 2nd of two in a row the first of which we beat the defending champs!!!!

....Rain Man.....We ruined Neil Smith's career by signing him?!?!?! he won a f**kin Superbowl when he played for the BRONCOS, so we actually helped his career.....

....cdcox.....did you even see the replay of the return? THERE WERE ILLEAGLE BLOCKS ON THE RETURN!!!! and come to think of it, what has Hall done since?!?!?! .....OH AND.....ED FAKING INJURIES?!?!?!?! The only time he had to sit out for a long period of time was when he broke his leg catching a ball (which BTW he held on to) He caught pass after pass while taking hit's Kennison and your other "receivers" (if that's what you call them in K.C.) would duck and cover from (and miss the ball in the process).


So I just wanted to point those items out to all you so called intellegent K.C. fans....

By the way on the topic of CHEATING......



......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Let the responces flow.......


PEACE!!!

[Mark M]

Gopher it, and good luck.

My initial hope for this thread was that everyone would neatly number their reasons, so we could expand the list up to "1,258 Reasons to Hate the Broncos" by Friday. If anyone wants to take on a little project...

What number are we on now? I normally wouldn't ask, but I'm wearing shoes.

As you well know, that makes counting past 11 difficult.

MM
~~:spock:

[Mark M]

Just a few thing for you HATERS!!!!

...We embarrass the AFC the Superbowl?!?! When was the last time the Chefs were in the Superbowl???

...Re: reason #25, Yeah we beat ATL...you play who the NFC sends to the Big Dance (not like we chose to play ATL)....and BTW that was are 2nd of two in a row the first of which we beat the defending champs!!!!

....Rain Man.....We ruined Neil Smith's career by signing him?!?!?! he won a f**kin Superbowl when he played for the BRONCOS, so we actually helped his career.....

....cdcox.....did you even see the replay of the return? THERE WERE ILLEAGLE BLOCKS ON THE RETURN!!!! and come to think of it, what has Hall done since?!?!?! .....OH AND.....ED FAKING INJURIES?!?!?!?! The only time he had to sit out for a long period of time was when he broke his leg catching a ball (which BTW he held on to) He caught pass after pass while taking hit's Kennison and your other "receivers" (if that's what you call them in K.C.) would duck and cover from (and miss the ball in the process).


So I just wanted to point those items out to all you so called intellegent K.C. fans....

By the way on the topic of CHEATING......



......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Let the responces flow.......


PEACE!!!

Reason #30 ...

MM
~~:shake:

[Rain Man]

....Rain Man.....We ruined Neil Smith's career by signing him?!?!?! he won a f**kin Superbowl when he played for the BRONCOS, so we actually helped his career.....



We were on the same page until that last comma.

[Rain Man]

In the land of the blind ref, a one-eyed Al Wilson is king.

[Alton deFlat]

......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Let the responces flow.......


PEACE!!!

Do not mention DT and the word classless in the same sentence.

[AlWilsonizKING]

In the land of the blind ref, a one-eyed Al Wilson is king.


:banghead: haha....you all got some comedians over here....hehe :shake:


PEACE!!!

[AlWilsonizKING]

Do not mention DT and the word classless in the same sentence.


When he's grabbing a player by the facemask play after play......that is CLASSLESS!!!!


PEACE!!!

[HemiEd]

......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!



You might want to find out what Horsehead Sharpe was saying to DT on the "Monday Night Meltdown" before you criticize DT for grabbing the facemask of that asswipe.

[SPchief]

Just a few thing for you HATERS!!!!

...We embarrass the AFC the Superbowl?!?! When was the last time the Chefs were in the Superbowl???

...Re: reason #25, Yeah we beat ATL...you play who the NFC sends to the Big Dance (not like we chose to play ATL)....and BTW that was are 2nd of two in a row the first of which we beat the defending champs!!!!

....Rain Man.....We ruined Neil Smith's career by signing him?!?!?! he won a f**kin Superbowl when he played for the BRONCOS, so we actually helped his career.....

....cdcox.....did you even see the replay of the return? THERE WERE ILLEAGLE BLOCKS ON THE RETURN!!!! and come to think of it, what has Hall done since?!?!?! .....OH AND.....ED FAKING INJURIES?!?!?!?! The only time he had to sit out for a long period of time was when he broke his leg catching a ball (which BTW he held on to) He caught pass after pass while taking hit's Kennison and your other "receivers" (if that's what you call them in K.C.) would duck and cover from (and miss the ball in the process).


So I just wanted to point those items out to all you so called intellegent K.C. fans....

By the way on the topic of CHEATING......



......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Let the responces flow.......


PEACE!!!

OMG YoU TOtalLY OWnGAE ON uS

4321

[Mark M]

My initial hope for this thread was that everyone would neatly number their reasons, so we could expand the list up to "1,258 Reasons to Hate the Broncos" by Friday. If anyone wants to take on a little project...

I think we can get to more than 3,000 rather easily ...

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/memberlist.php

MM
~~:D

[AlWilsonizKING]

You might want to find out what Horsehead Sharpe was saying to DT on the "Monday Night Meltdown" before you criticize DT for grabbing the facemask of that asswipe.

Stuff gets said on every play in the NFL....as a player you are supposed to be better than that and "shrug it off" not grab the opposing player by the facemask and throw him to the ground..... :hmmm:


PEACE!!!

[AlWilsonizKING]

I think we can get to more than 3,000 rather easily ...

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/memberlist.php

MM
~~:D


You all shoud try www.denverbroncos.com and go to the message boards.....much better of a web site than the one you all keep referring to....


Just a thought...


PEACE!!!

[Mark M]

When he's grabbing a player by the facemask play after play......that is CLASSLESS!!!!


PEACE!!!

Grabbing a face mask is pretty classless.

Of course, I'd have to say cheating on every level in order to win two Super Bowls rates a bit higher on the "Things That Are Classless" list. As are breaking legs via a cheap shot, consistently being one of the most fined teams in the league, having draft picks taken for cheating the cap, etc.

Now go away, troll.

MM
~~4321

[Mark M]

You all shoud try www.denverbroncos.com and go to the message boards.....much better of a web site than the one you all keep referring to....


Just a thought...


PEACE!!!

Wow ... a troll AND a spammer.

You're a dual-sport douche bag.

MM
~~:shake:

[HemiEd]

Stuff gets said on every play in the NFL....as a player you are supposed to be better than that and "shrug it off" not grab the opposing player by the facemask and throw him to the ground..... :hmmm:


PEACE!!!



DT was a veteran and had heard a lot of smack, even from Sharpe. Certain subjects should be understood to be off limits, even for a classless illiterate like Sharpe.

[Iowanian]

Greased Jerseys, Illegal Chop Blocks, Helmet to Helmet, Salary Cap violations, and Al Wilson here is trying to sell his mother's virtue for a small rock.

WilsonQueen can't help it...being a classless douchebag is pretty common in Donkeyville. Its not only accepted, its encouraged.

[royr17]

I hate the Denver Broncos, because, ummmmmmm, they are the Benver Droncos.

[AlWilsonizKING]

Greased Jerseys, Illegal Chop Blocks, Helmet to Helmet, Salary Cap violations, and Al Wilson here is trying to sell his mother's virtue for a small rock.

WilsonQueen can't help it...being a classless douchebag is pretty common in Donkeyville. Its not only accepted, its encouraged.


Guess we'll see DT there then since he's one CLASSLESS mofo...hehehe



PEACE!!!

[Iowanian]

Ban this turd gurgling troll.

[Rain Man]

The Broncos team bus has a policy of running bicyclists off the road.

[vailpass]

Yes! It's finally Bronco-Chiefs week.

Come on now,you kids can come up with better insults for your Daddy than these.

Remember, you only have 6 days left until Daddy comes to Arrowhead and administers the belt you all know in your heart of hearts is coming.

You are going to take a butt-whipping so you might as well get all the talking done while you can.

Beating the worst two defenses in the NFL in back-to-back weeks has given you some of your hope back. Enjoy the feeling; you only have 6 more days before you begin a 5 game losing streak.

:dom:

[Calcountry]

Cause they're the donkeys and their coach is a rat. What other reason do we need to hate them???They want their girls to swallow.

[vailpass]

They want their girls to swallow.


Guilty as charged. What's the problem?

[AlWilsonizKING]

Ban this turd gurgling troll.


not turd gurgling....just stating the things you all are over-looking in your hatred filled rants...... :donks: RULE!!!!


PEACE!!!

[King_Chief_Fan]

Most of the fans are dickless, nutless, shit eating, butt licking, penis eating, egg headed, ass clown, monkey assess.

I will make exceptions for MHM and Garcia Bronco. Pretty class acts in my book anyway.

[Rain Man]

Guilty as charged. What's the problem?


Yeah, I'm missing that one as well.


If you add up the jersey numbers of all of the Broncos' offensive starters, you get 666.

[Iowanian]

How bRainman doesn't climb a clock tower a couple of times a week, I'll never know.

[HemiEd]

Yes! It's finally Bronco-Chiefs week.

Come on now,you kids can come up with better insults for your Daddy than these.

Remember, you only have 6 days left until Daddy comes to Arrowhead and administers the belt you all know in your heart of hearts is coming.

You are going to take a butt-whipping so you might as well get all the talking done while you can.

Beating the worst two defenses in the NFL in back-to-back weeks has given you some of your hope back. Enjoy the feeling; you only have 6 more days before you begin a 5 game losing streak.

:dom:


Wake up! Wake Up! You are having a wet dream!

Broncos used up all of their luck and Carma to just get by an NFC team on Turkey Day. You should feel confident however, the final score Sunday should be less lopsided than 45-17. ROFL

[cdcox]

PEACE!!!


I'm pretty sure that word doesn't mean what you think it does.

[Raiderhater]

When he's grabbing a player by the facemask play after play......that is CLASSLESS!!!!


PEACE!!!


It was only Sharpe.

Donkey players have been known to do worse down at the local IHOP.

[vailpass]

Wake up! Wake Up! You are having a wet dream!

Broncos used up all of their luck and Carma to just get by an NFC team on Turkey Day. You should feel confident however, the final score Sunday should be less lopsided than 45-17. ROFL

Howdy Ed,
The hell of it is you might be just exactly right. No matter the records I wouldn't bet a KC-Denver game to save my life.

Your boys are on a roll and pretty much every game for KC is a must-win. OTOH LJ will find the yards come a little tougher this week than they have the last couple of games.This is the stuff I wait all season to see.

Hope your turkey day was good, happy holidays to you and yours.

[plbrdude]

just checked out the orange mange site. i had no idea that donkey fans never progressed pass the 7th grade maturity level.

[Rain Man]

How bRainman doesn't climb a clock tower a couple of times a week, I'll never know.

Now that you mention it, this one is only about five blocks from my office. Maybe I should start checking the locks.

http://pics.anodos.org/albums/downtowndenver/denver_16th_street_mall_clock_tower_2.jpg

[Mark M]

just checked out the orange mange site. i had no idea that donkey fans never progressed pass the 7th grade maturity level.

They each receive a "Mullet and Camaro Joke" cheat sheet and are encouraged to post from it every single time they discuss the Chiefs. And as you'll quickly notice, it hasn't been updated since 1983.

It's pretty sad, really ...

MM
~~:)

[ChiefsCountry]

I was listening to the post game show, and Mitch Holtus kept calling them the Donks. It was pretty awesome.

[AlWilsonizKING]

At least we can be heppy in the fact that we HAVE had winning seasons in the past 10 seasons AND WE HAVE BEEN TO AND WON 2 SUPERBOWLS.....maybe that's why you all are so bitter and quick with the insults......


PEACE!!!

[PunkinDrublic]

Owner/GM Pat Bowlen is a filthy Canadian. Not the good type either probably a closet French Canadian.

[Black Jack Savage]

Because when I went to Vegas in January I saw John Elway playing Black Jack at the Mirage. I can confirm that without a doubt he is the ugliest mf'er on the face of the earth. The horse-faced bastard kept staying on 16 against face cards too. What a dumb sonofabitch.

[AlWilsonizKING]

Because when I went to Vegas in January I saw John Elway playing Black Jack at the Mirage. I can confirm that without a doubt he is the ugliest mf'er on the face of the earth. The horse-faced bastard kept staying on 16 against face cards too. What a dumb sonofabitch.


John Elway was payed to play football, not poker so I wouldn't be too hard on him.....which Chefs QB has won a Superbowl lately?!?!?! Oh that's right the Chefs QB's suck so much that they can't make it too a Superbowl........

I would rather be a "Ugly-ass-Superbowl winning bad poker player" than a "Good-looking non Superbowl winning KC Chefs" QB anyday!!!!


PEACE!!!

[vailpass]

Owner/GM Pat Bowlen is a filthy Canadian. Not the good the good type either probably a closet French Canadian.

That one hurts. The only mitigating factor is his choice of store-bought arm candy.

[Boardin Bronco]

They stole Keith Traylor from us. :cuss:

The Broncos originally drafted him in the 3rd round in 1991 as a linebacker from Central State in Oklahoma.

[AlWilsonizKING]

The Broncos originally drafted him in the 3rd round in 1991 as a linebacker from Central State in Oklahoma.


HAHA See how much the Chefs fans know..........NOT MUCH!!! :moon:


PEACE!!!

[HemiEd]

Howdy Ed,
The hell of it is you might be just exactly right. No matter the records I wouldn't bet a KC-Denver game to save my life.

Your boys are on a roll and pretty much every game for KC is a must-win. OTOH LJ will find the yards come a little tougher this week than they have the last couple of games.This is the stuff I wait all season to see.

Hope your turkey day was good, happy holidays to you and yours.


agreed on all accounts, and back at you! :thumb:

[HemiEd]

The Broncos originally drafted him in the 3rd round in 1991 as a linebacker from Central State in Oklahoma.

I learned something today, do I qualify to go home now? I just remember we were trying to sneek him by waivers I think. Your post clears up why we were not successful, thanks.

HAHA See how much the Chefs fans know..........NOT MUCH!!! :moon:





Yep, I do not know much about the Chiefs, never claimed to know it all. I just jumped on the Chiefs Bandwagon in 1969.

[SBAlki]

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the Chefs? I guess that would make the Chefs Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!

[Rain Man]

For my Christmas charity, I'm going to do a fundraiser to get some therapy for SBAlki. Please send your contributions to:

Cure for Stupidity
P.O. Box 999
New York, NY 10001

[chagrin]

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the Chefs? I guess that would make the Chefs Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!


Does Taco John know you post like this?

[Jenny Gump]

I hate the Broncos because they are ugly.

[HemiEd]

For my Christmas charity, I'm going to do a fundraiser to get some therapy for SBAlki. Please send your contributions to:

Cure for Stupidity
P.O. Box 999
New York, NY 10001


If his first post was an indicator, Bill Gates could go "All In" and not make a positive impact.

[Jenny Gump]

He's a Broncos fan. What do you really expect?

[Sully]

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the Chefs? I guess that would make the Chefs Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!

**** you and your marble-mouthed over-rated wide reciever on roids.

[HemiEd]

**** you and your marble-mouthed over-rated wide reciever on roids.


*psst* tight end

[JBucc]

I really don't need a reason

[Iowanian]

...and some people wonder where Donk fans earn their reputation as ignorant, butt trenching douchebags.

[Sully]

*psst* tight end

I know he was listed as a TE, but was he anything more than a WR with biceps? I could be wrong, but I don't recall him being a devastating blocker...

[funk monkey]

those are 12 MORE reasons to hate them...

[HemiEd]

I know he was listed as a TE, but was he anything more than a WR with biceps? I could be wrong, but I don't recall him being a devastating blocker...

ROFL
Heck, as far as I am concerned if we are liberty to correct his positional name it would be: DumbassIlliterateHorseheadAsswipeSOB.

[chiefsfolife]

......what about your belovded Derrick Thomas (R.I.P.) and the grabbing of Sharpe's facemask over and over during one of our games......TALK ABOUT CLASSLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Let the responces flow.......


PEACE!!!

hey man...dont you ever talk about DT that way again...or you never wanna show up in KC...I wont tell you what we'll do to ya

[Color Red]

Yeah, cheating the salary cap during the Super Bowl winning years stands out in my mind. I suppose any of our teams' chances would be enhanced if we could sneak around the rules and get more talent on our roster than the cap would allow any team. Thankfully they got caught, but they got rings too. I guess their history showed they couldn't win the big one without cheating.

I've also hated the "Mile High Salute". Can't anyone think of a more original routine than stealing such an important one from our proud military? And please, someone tell Mike Anderson who still does it, it really is wearing exceptionally thin in '05. Do the worm or something else.

[Color Red]

Another reason to hate the Broncos if you liked the Eddie Kennison article just posted: Eddie was crucified in Denver media when he quit the Broncos, and he is still despised around Mile High. He gets majorly booed when he comes to town. Who knows where the entire truth rests on that episode I don't know. But it's been nice to see him experience a successful part of his career during his time in KC.

[Messier]

I think they should play the clip from the Simpsons at every Bronco game where the evil mastermind that Homer worked for buys the Broncos for Homer, but Homer wanted the Cowboys, he says disappointedly: Oh, the Denver Broncos!?!
Marge: I don't know I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: You just don't understand football Marge.
Meanwhile in the foreground you see Broncos players dropping passes! Very good!

[BroncoCanuck]

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....

[Rain Man]

I think they should play the clip from the Simpsons at every Bronco game where the evil mastermind that Homer worked for buys the Broncos for Homer, but Homer wanted the Cowboys, he says disappointedly: Oh, the Denver Broncos!?!
Marge: I don't know I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: You just don't understand football Marge.
Meanwhile in the foreground you see Broncos players dropping passes! Very good!

That was most excellent.

http://uloc.nerdtank.org/screenshots/3/3f23_denver_broncos.jpg

[KcMizzou]

This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch.

Well, yeah.

The rest of your post was bullshit.

:)

[Rain Man]

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....


Is this an example of one of those classy posts?

[BroncoCanuck]

Tell me what part of my reply is BS???I'm not on here bashing Chiefs fans I'm stating a clear fact that ONE loser is a little bit out there. Think about it did you see the Chiefs schedule?They're basically done unless they can pull off a hail Mary. Maybe next season but they've jsut dug themselves too deep a hole sorry to say

[KcMizzou]

I'm stating a clear fact that ONE loser is a little bit out there.

Again.... well, yeah.


ROFL

[cdcox]

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....

Totally clueless ROFL

Since you're new you might want to check out a couple other of Rainman's 42,000 posts before you underestimate him.

Also you should check a couple of fellow Bronco fans posts on this thread before you start claiming how holy and righteous all donkey fans are. Start with AlWilsonizKING and SBAlki and their insulting the dead.

[SPchief]

You should check out OrangeMane.

They have real CLASSY fans over there

[BroncoCanuck]

Nowhere did I say ALL Broncos fans are good but I challenge anyone on this forum to find me a thread that trash talks a team as badly as this.

[Rain Man]

Well, yeah.

The rest of your post was bullshit.

:)


Well, I must admit that he's got me dead to rights on that one.

[chiefs4me]

hmmm, I never have needed a reason.....I just do..:D

[Sybil]

Great thread. Lots of laughs.

[cdcox]

Tell me what part of my reply is BS???I'm not on here bashing Chiefs fans I'm stating a clear fact that ONE loser is a little bit out there. Think about it did you see the Chiefs schedule?They're basically done unless they can pull off a hail Mary. Maybe next season but they've jsut dug themselves too deep a hole sorry to say

And the Broncos and their 27th ranked pass defense are basically done the instant the face the Colts in the playoffs. You've dug yourselves into too deep of a hole sorry to say.

[Sybil]

Are all Bronco fans this delusional?

[Rain Man]

Nowhere did I say ALL Broncos fans are good but I challenge anyone on this forum to find me a thread that trash talks a team as badly as this.


But...you're the Broncos. There's no reason to trash talk other teams like this.

And please tell me if anything I said is untrue. Granted, there's no definitive proof that the Broncos are responsible for the heroin trade into central Los Angeles, but I think we're all adults here. We know the score.

[plbrdude]

You guys remember when Derrick Thomas flipped his lid durring a Broncos game and had like 3 personal fouls against Shannon Sharpe? Yeah apparently Shannon got in the little dead bitches head (wonder what he really died from? Maybe he killed himself when he saw the video of Shannon showing his wife how to "receive") by saying his wifes phone number or some shit! Wasn't Shannon's break-out game against the Chefs? I guess that would make the Chefs Shannon's personal Bitches! Well, hopefully you guys can get another return with 4 blocks in the back and you won't get your asses shutout!


see, 7th grade intelligence level.

[Coach]

Nowhere did I say ALL Broncos fans are good but I challenge anyone on this forum to find me a thread that trash talks a team as badly as this.

Hmm... you must had missed out skinbra's thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=27035

yuo agry?

[cdcox]

Nowhere did I say ALL Broncos fans are good but I challenge anyone on this forum to find me a thread that trash talks a team as badly as this.

You're probably right. However, in our defense, the dirty-cheating, Tagliabue-payoffing, cheap-shotting Bronco's just offer so much material to work with.

[Skip Towne]

You should check out OrangeMane.

They have real CLASSY fans over there
Hahahahahahahahahaha

[chiefs4me]

That has to be THE saddest excuse for a message I've EVER heard. The Broncos are out to get the Chiefs are they?That sounds like sour grapes from a team that's not likely to make the playoffs at all let alone win the division. What you don't understand that a rivalry isn't about hatred it's about mutual respect between teams on a healthy competative level. Check out the Broncos boards and you'll notice that there isn't one posting as stupid as this anywhere and you'll see that Broncos fans have respect for Chiefs fans and we show a little class. In fact we have a number of chiefs fans who post regularly on our forum and we can get along fine. This is just a post from some sad little guy who's a little bit out to lunch. Fact is simple the Chiefs just can't do anything and this idiot is throwing the blame on someone else. You're like the sad little kid that jsut lost a game of hoops with another kid so he accused the other one of cheating even though he knows full well it was a fair game.Deal with it....








ROFL You are on a chiefs board..what did you expect hugs???

And you are also full of crap because I see plenty of wannabe smack talkers on the broncos boards....and its usually about the chiefs..:harumph:



And give me back my ball........games over..ROFL

[Sybil]

see, 7th grade intelligence level.

I administer psyche evals as part of my job. You are being very generous.

[BroncoCanuck]

We'll see about that but I strongly disagree.....What do the Colts have?Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison simple double cover Harrison and bump him at the line that's all it takes. The Broncos have one of the best defences against the run James won't do a thing in case you didn't notice Denver destroyed the Colts in pre-season when both 1st teams squared off so we'll see in the past I'd have agreed with you but this is a different Broncos team and the Colts choke in the playoffs. If they weren't undefeated nobody would be on the bandwagon like this what if it was the same team at 6-4?Nobody would give them a snowball's chance in hell.

[Skip Towne]

You're probably right. However, in our defense, the dirty-cheating, Tagliabue-payoffing, cheap-shotting Bronco's just offer so much material to work with.
Go get him, seedy.

[Messier]

Or the one where Homer goes into witness protection and the FBI guys ask him who he wants to be and he says, "Ooo, I want to be John Elway!"
Then a dream sequence starts where Homer is Elway in the Super Bowl agaist the 49ers, he leaps over the pile for a TD. The announcer says: Elway is in for the touchdown as time runs out. Final score San Francisco 55, Denver 7.

[Rain Man]

The Broncos started the Spanish-American war by sabotaging the Maine and killing U.S. troops. That's TREASON, buddy. TREASON!

[Rain Man]

We'll see about that but I strongly disagree.....What do the Colts have?Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison simple double cover Harrison and bump him at the line that's all it takes. The Broncos have one of the best defenses against the run James won't do a thing in case you didn't notice Denver destroyed the Colts in pre-season when both 1st teams squared off so we'll see in the past I'd have agreed with you but this is a different Broncos team and the Colts choke in the playoffs. If they weren't undefeated nobody would be on the bandwagon like this what if it was the same team at 6-4?Nobody would give them a snowball's chance in hell.


Gosh, I didn't realize that the Broncos beat the Colts in a preseason game. That pretty much changes my mind.

[SPchief]

simple double cover Harrison and bump him at the line that's all it takes. The Broncos have one of the best defenses against the run James won't do a thing in case you didn't notice Denver destroyed the Colts in pre-season when both 1st teams squared off so we'll see in the past I'd have agreed with you but this is a different Broncos team and the Colts choke in the playoffs. If they weren't undefeated nobody would be on the bandwagon like this what if it was the same team at 6-4?Nobody would give them a snowball's chance in hell.



well shit, if thats all it takes you think somebody would have tried it.

Tell me, why aren't you coaching in the nfl right now? You obviously know more than any other nfl coach right?

[cdcox]

We'll see about that but I strongly disagree.....What do the Colts have?Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison simple double cover Harrison and bump him at the line that's all it takes. The Broncos have one of the best defenses against the run James won't do a thing in case you didn't notice Denver destroyed the Colts in pre-season when both 1st teams squared off so we'll see in the past I'd have agreed with you but this is a different Broncos team and the Colts choke in the playoffs. If they weren't undefeated nobody would be on the bandwagon like this what if it was the same team at 6-4?Nobody would give them a snowball's chance in hell.

I'm crushed by the power of your convincing arguement. The 1Q of pre-season play completely negates the last 2 years of playoff games. And you'r right, about records being totally misleading. Heck they probably wouldn't have fired Mariucci today if he had a 8-3 record.

[Skip Towne]

Gosh, I didn't realize that the Broncos beat the Colts in a preseason game. That pretty much changes my mind.
Yeah, me too. This guy is an encyclopedia.

[BroncoCanuck]

Because it's not always as easy as all that....if anyone's watching the Colts game tonight did you see the very first play? Harrison in single coverage nobody layed a finger on him 80 yard score. If a defence comes to play they could have jsut as good a chance at beating the Colts you'll see Champ Bailey on Harrison who's almost fully healed and will shut him down all day but will give up some shorter 7,8,9 yard completions here and there.

[Rain Man]

Is it a coincidence that Theodore Bundy once escaped from a jail in Aspen, Colorado, only about three hours from John Elway's house? Has Elway ever provided a statement about where he was at the time?

[Messier]

The Broncos broke up the Beatles when John Lennon started dating the Broncos and spending all his time with them making experimental music.

[plbrdude]

Gosh, I didn't realize that the Broncos beat the Colts in a preseason game. That pretty much changes my mind.


you weren't aware of the preseason victory means you own the other team rule?

[Rain Man]

Because it's not always as easy as all that....if anyone's watching the Colts game tonight did you see the very first play? Harrison in single coverage nobody layed a finger on him 80 yard score. If a defense comes to play they could have jsut as good a chance at beating the Colts you'll see Champ Bailey on Harrison who's almost fully healed and will shut him down all day but will give up some shorter 7,8,9 yard completions here and there.

And there and there and there and there and over there, too.

Hey, smack talking is kind of fun.

[Coach]

We'll see about that but I strongly disagree.....What do the Colts have?Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison simple double cover Harrison and bump him at the line that's all it takes. The Broncos have one of the best defenses against the run James won't do a thing in case you didn't notice Denver destroyed the Colts in pre-season when both 1st teams squared off so we'll see in the past I'd have agreed with you but this is a different Broncos team and the Colts choke in the playoffs. If they weren't undefeated nobody would be on the bandwagon like this what if it was the same team at 6-4? Nobody would give them a snowball's chance in hell.

Geez, I am sure that a letter telling the 2nd most fined player in NFL history for illegal hits was the reason those "soft" colts receivers made the Denver defense look like a bunch of monkeys f**king a football in the playoff game.

Oh yeah, didn't "soft" Marvin Stickman Harrison throw a block down on Chump Bailey and knock him on his a** while Wayne ran by into the endzone for one of those 2 TDs he had in that playoff game?

Oh damn, there goes Wayne for another TD.

Give it up, everyone here except you knows the truth.

So be proud of your "miraculous season" because outside of getting embarrassed in the playoffs the only thing more you have to show from it is worse position in the draft.

[Rain Man]

The Broncos broke up the Beatles when John Lennon started dating the Broncos and spending all his time with them making experimental music.

And then they came back in 1980 and shot him.

[cdcox]

Didn't the Stones have a hit song, "Sympathy for the Bronco's?"

[Skip Towne]

Because it's not always as easy as all that....if anyone's watching the Colts game tonight did you see the very first play? Harrison in single coverage nobody layed a finger on him 80 yard score. If a defense comes to play they could have jsut as good a chance at beating the Colts you'll see Champ Bailey on Harrison who's almost fully healed and will shut him down all day but will give up some shorter 7,8,9 yard completions here and there.
I also noticed nobody laid a finger on him.

[KcMizzou]

Didn't the Stones have a hit song, "Sympathy for the Bronco's?"ROFL

[Rain Man]

Ooh, Skip's about to go quintuple threes on his post count.

[BroncoCanuck]

Yes I'm the one here in denial and it's such a miraculous season isn't it?One miracle is an act of god 9 miracles uhhh well that's fate.You also forgot to mention that Champ Bailey was playing on one leg basically for that game geeze he didn't play up to par,I wonder why? And of course he's soooo bad that he'll be named a pro bowl starter AGAIN this season wow he sucks doesn't he. True the Colts beat us in previous playoffs but that was with "jake the snake" not "no mistake Jake" and that was also with a basically totally different defence. Oh and forgot to mention we've beat 2 teams that you've lost to ouch.

[Skip Towne]

Ooh, Skip's about to go quintuple threes on his post count.
Hey, you noticed. I was wanting to lure somebody into a game of post count poker.

[Rain Man]

You still haven't responded to the allegations about the Maine.

[Skip Towne]

Yes I'm the one here in denial and it's such a miraculous season isn't it?One miracle is an act of god 9 miracles uhhh well that's fate.You also forgot to mention that Champ Bailey was playing on one leg basically for that game geeze he didn't play up to par,I wonder why? And of course he's soooo bad that he'll be named a pro bowl starter AGAIN this season wow he sucks doesn't he. True the Colts beat us in previous playoffs but that was with "jake the snake" not "no mistake Jake" and that was also with a basically totally different defense. Oh and forgot to mention we've beat 2 teams that you've lost to ouch.
Type Forest type

[BroncoCanuck]

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

[cdcox]

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

Yes, you are a model of restraint.

[BroncoCanuck]

glad that you think so

[Skip Towne]

Geez, I am sure that a letter telling the 2nd most fined player in NFL history for illegal hits was the reason those "soft" colts receivers made the Denver defense look like a bunch of monkeys f**king a football in the playoff game.

Oh yeah, didn't "soft" Marvin Stickman Harrison throw a block down on Chump Bailey and knock him on his a** while Wayne ran by into the endzone for one of those 2 TDs he had in that playoff game?

Oh damn, there goes Wayne for another TD.

Give it up, everyone here except you knows the truth.

So be proud of your "miraculous season" because outside of getting embarrassed in the playoffs the only thing more you have to show from it is worse position in the draft.You forgot the part about Harrison getting up off the ground and running for a TD while the Donkeys pointed fingers at each other. That was great. Hahahahahahahahaha

[Rain Man]

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.

Or is it because you KNOW that the Broncos are involved in illegal and traitorous activities and you KNOW that they're involved in a global vegetable spray conspiracy and you KNOW that Pat Bowlen is a minor demon of hell who wears fur to cover up his gelatinous, skin-covered wings? Maybe THAT'S why you refuse to talk.

Or it could be the other reason. I could go either way on this, to be honest.

[Jenny Gump]

Or is it because you KNOW that the Broncos are involved in illegal and traitorous activities and you KNOW that they're involved in a global vegetable spray conspiracy and you KNOW that Pat Bowlen is a minor demon of hell who wears fur to cover up his gelatinous, skin-covered wings? Maybe THAT'S why you refuse to talk.

Or it could be the other reason. I could go either way on this, to be honest.


ROFL

[Rain Man]

I have documents in my office right now that describe a meeting between Mike Shanahan and Saddam Hussein's minister "Chemical Ali" back in 1995.

[Hammock Parties]

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[BroncoCanuck]

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

[Jenny Gump]

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

I may be ugly, but I don't root for the Broncos. Right there is what we call dignity.

[Black Jack Savage]

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

How can you tell someone's attractiveness by the bottom half of their face? It's not like she has a goiter growing out of her neck or a bunch of zits on her chin, or that weird sh*t that used to grow on Shannon Sharpe's face for that matter.

[Jenny Gump]

How can you tell someone's attractiveness by the bottom half of their face? It's not like she has a goiter growing out of her neck or a bunch of zits on her chin, or that weird sh*t that used to grow on Shannon Sharpe's face for that matter.

Yeah. What HE said. That'll teach ya.

[Coach]

Yes I'm the one here in denial and it's such a miraculous season isn't it?One miracle is an act of god 9 miracles uhhh well that's fate.You also forgot to mention that Champ Bailey was playing on one leg basically for that game geeze he didn't play up to par,I wonder why? And of course he's soooo bad that he'll be named a pro bowl starter AGAIN this season wow he sucks doesn't he. True the Colts beat us in previous playoffs but that was with "jake the snake" not "no mistake Jake" and that was also with a basically totally different defense. Oh and forgot to mention we've beat 2 teams that you've lost to ouch.

Need I remind you that although last year we split, we totally kicked your asses up and down the field, Larry Johnson owned the entire defense and Kennison owned your boy Chump?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better than a team that you say "sucks" even though that team just stomped the living s**t out of your team makes you look like a total moron.

Need I remind you that last year, if the Colts hadn't pulled Manning and James in 3 snaps and the rest of the starters before the second quarter was done that your playoff spot would have belonged to the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Need I remind you that bragging about your team being better because you made the playoffs by beating a second string shell of a team that pulled their two best players after three snaps makes you look like a moron squared?

Need I remind you that the team you may most likely play in the playoffs again, probably will destroy your asses in the playoffs, just like last year?

I tell you what, beat the Colts in the playoffs and I will show you some respect, otherwise you would just be another team with a couple of more wins against softer teams.

Big f**king deal. Now go be a good little boy and fetch me some coffee.

[Jenny Gump]

Nicely done Coach.

[Messier]

Why would I even dignify such stupid comments that's why I don't reply.


I was wondering why you don't reply. I think I can speak for everyone on the board when I say that your insight on matters, not just the broncos or football which in the grand scheme of things is irrelevant, but on philosophic principles and controversial scientific theories is greatly respected.

[Rain Man]

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao


I declare fatwa upon the heathen.

[Skip Towne]

Hey, Taco, is this one of yours? Come get him, please.

[Rain Man]

It is too late for this one. Already, my agents seek him out.

[grandllama]

Wow did you see JennyGump? that's one ugly Chiefs fan lmao

Two words.

American Hero.

[grandllama]

Back to the original programming...

Mr. Plummer's excellent command of american sign language and obvious excellence at diffusing potentially hazardous crowd situations

[cdcox]

Two words.

American Hero.

You think we could get his parents to fire him?

[Skip Towne]

Back to the original programming...

Mr. Plummer's excellent command of american sign language and obvious excellence at diffusing potentially hazardous crowd situations
Yeah, those Donkeys are really classy.

[grandllama]

You think we could get his parents to fire him?

It didn't work with Goat Cheese, so its bound to work eventually...