Predict Monday morning headlines

[ChiefsKing]

I predict "Kendrell rings Jakes Bell". But "Larry gives Denver the Johnson" sounds good too!

[chagrin]

Florida man kills Broncos fan

[SLAG]

"Plummer Reverts to his Old way's"
- Denver Quarter Back Now has more INT than TDs Again

[Rain Man]

"Jake Plummer Freaks Out During Interview In Locker Room"

[Big Chief Homer]

"Donkey Sandwich Featured at Arrowhead,
as Johnson and Johnson carve up Broncos"

[Lurch]

Small Hispanic Man with an "Orangemane" Tatoo Leaps From Stadium Rim Following Hall's Fourth TD

[milehighfan]

Bobby Bouche shows up at halftime and the mud dogs win the bourbon bowl.

[siberian khatru]

"Broncos mourn Plummer's death; Chiefs' Knight unrepentant"

[SLAG]

"Broncos mourn Plummer's death; Chiefs' Knight unrepentant"

ROFLROFL

[Raiderhater]

Dante "Donk Slayer" Hall runs through Denver yet again, sets record in process.

[Sully]

"Hall feeds Broncos their Oats"

[Raiderhater]

Dante "Donk Slayer" Hall runs through Denver yet again, sets record in process.


Subtitle: National audience watches as The Rat's head literally explodes.

[siberian khatru]

"Welbourn: 'Trevor Pryce is still my bitch' "

[ChiefsfaninPA]

Orangemane still silent one day after Chiefs stomp the Donks.

[COchief]

"Entire Donk 53 man roster placed on IR after massacre at Arrowhead, even the non-active players broke their own limbs out of fear of facing the Chiefs again in the playoffs"

[siberian khatru]

"Entire Donk 53 man roster placed on IR after massacre at Arrowhead, even the non-active players broke their own limbs out of fear of facing the Chiefs again in the playoffs"

Hmm, that might be hard to fit across 6 columns.

[Extra Point]

"Plummer Backed Up!!!"

[Mile High Mania]

Maybe something like...

"Chiefs lose grasp on Wild Card bid, Vermeil proclaims he still loves his players"

or

"Bootlegs continue to curse Gunther"

[Iowanian]

"Chiefs arrested for Animal abuse after being caught savagely Beating Donkeys Sunday on National TV"

[Iowanian]

"Chiefs Donkey Punch Broncos: remain in Wildcard race"

[Extra Point]

"Too Many Leaks for Plummer!!!" Plummer Tosses 3 INT's Resulting from Chiefs QB Rush Attack

"Jake Snaked!!!" Allen Knocks Denver QB Out of Game on Bootleg-Gone-Bad

[vailpass]

Playoff Hope Dies, Vermeil Cries

[Iowanian]

vailpass is quoted under photo showing Bronco fans hugging to comfort an unconsollable t@co:

"Watching the way the Broncos were beaten today was more painful than the VD swab I gave myself in shop class with a wire brush"

[bogie]

"Chiefs Win"

[JimNasium]

Jake Plumber is teh gheystache.

[vailpass]

vailpass is quoted under photo showing Bronco fans hugging to comfort an unconsollable t@co:

"Watching the way the Broncos were beaten today was more painful than the VD swab I gave myself in shop class with a wire brush"

ROFL
Hey man, too many more like that and I'm getting in that line to beat your ass at Arrowhead. Is there like a DMV number-issuing desk for that line or is it a lottery type system?

[broncoholic]

"It's not easy being Green"

[chagrin]

Jake Plumber is teh gheystache.
ROFL

[Thig Lyfe]

"'Great Dayne' Put Under"
-Derrick Johnson to pursue veternarian degree

[dtebbe]

Browncos See Red

With photo of Plumber being sacked in black & red.

DT

[Nzoner]

Denver Offense "Gunned" Down

[Iowanian]

ROFL
Hey man, too many more like that and I'm getting in that line to beat your ass at Arrowhead. Is there like a DMV number-issuing desk for that line or is it a lottery type system?

I'll put some hairspray on your brillopad head and stuff it in your pee hole, donkey.

Tuesday's vp quote
"Oh great, now my Eyes feel like they've got gonnorhea now too..burns more than watching PLummer throw that 3rd Pick"

[FringeNC]

"Trent Green once again perfect against the Broncos at Arrowhead -- second straight year Chiefs QB has hit highest possible QB rating"

[FloridaMan88]

After the fraud Broncos get their asses handed to them Fatlock's headline will be "Still Not Impressed"

[broncoholic]

"Chiefs Scalped"

[Nzoner]

KC MASTERPIECE

[Demonpenz]

that would be funny to pull out the star and see pwned100011 on the front

[vailpass]

Johnson Comes Up Limp; Chiefs now Holmes-less in AFC West

[Braincase]

Plum-awful! Chiefs D Shuts Out Broncos, Shanahan eats a booger as "Comfort Food"

[vailpass]

I'll put some hairspray on your brillopad head and stuff it in your pee hole, donkey.

Tuesday's vp quote
"Oh great, now my Eyes feel like they've got gonnorhea now too..burns more than watching PLummer throw that 3rd Pick"


Eh, not bad. Definetely not your A-list stuff but still mildy entertaining from a mental-visual standpoint. The only flaw I see is that in order for you to put hairspray on me you would have to be able to reach my head.

[HemiEd]

Ryan Sims makes triumphant return to Chiefs Lineup, sacking Plummer five times.

[AlWilsonizKING]

"Chiefs Scalped"


I like that one b-holic!!!! :drool:


"Chefs fans realize the season is offically over after huge loss to the BRONCOS."


"Vermiel sheds more tears after a devastating loss to AFC West rival Chefs."

"Chiefsplanet asks KC fans to stop embarassing the team on the web site with dumb ass remarks and comments."


PEACE!!!

[vailpass]

Plum-awful! Chiefs D Shuts Out Broncos, Shanahan eats a booger as "Comfort Food"

OK that one made me LOL.

[Rain Man]

Plummer Quits Team on Saturday Night, Broncos Resign Bubby Brister

[Donger]

Jake Plummer Missing. Last Seen At Arrowhead Stadium Under Jared Allen. If Seen, Call 1-800-GO70SPRON.

[chagrin]

I need to update mine:

Angry Chiefs Fan Kills TV Program Director

[Mr. Laz]

KC MASTERPIECE
nice one :clap:

[StcChief]

on the BBQ theme.

Donxs BBQed at Arrowhead

[Mr. Laz]

Chiefs stick it to broncos hard with tough Johnson

[Bob Dole]

Playoff Hopes Still Alive in KC.

[Mile High Mania]

Unrealistic Playoff Hopes Still Alive in KC.

Fixed it for you.

[Bob Dole]

Fixed it for you.

Says the fan of the team who started out playing all its division games in the comfort of their own home...

[Rain Man]

Broncos Withdraw from Playoff Race After Brutal Loss

[Mile High Mania]

Says the fan of the team who started out playing all its division games in the comfort of their own home...

Well, KC does get 2 divisional games at home in Dec as well as the Bengals. I think that makes up for what Denver got in Denver prior to November.

I'd much rather see Denver play at home in late Nov/Dec vs the Raiders, KC and SD...

[siberian khatru]

Broncos Withdraw from Playoff Race After Brutal Loss

Haha.

"After shameful loss, Broncos shave heads, don robes, vow to lead monastic lives"

[leviw]

HOW THE WEST WAS RUN
Johnson rushes for 185 yards and 3 touchdowns as Chiefs set sights on division title with 30-9 win

http://www.chiefswarpath.com/2004season/1a6c8080.jpg

[Archie F. Swin]

Tynes bests Elam: Chiefs win 6-3

[stevieray]

Chiefs roll Denver, Bronco Bus Painted Red During Game....

[Tactical Funky]

DJ Has Career Day As Chiefs Best Broncos

[Tactical Funky]

Tynes bests Elam: Chiefs win 6-3
ROFL

[jspchief]

"Chiefs win their Superbowl"

[Mr. Flopnuts]

"Chiefs ride Broncos to a 34-13 victory."

[BigRock]

Mystery Chief explodes with 4 TDs. Bailey: "What can I say, Kris Wilson is my daddy."

[kregger]

DJ spins the Donkeys Downfall

[Ugly Duck]

Chiefs 24, Denver 21

[beer bacon]

"Rich Scanimal breaks Derrick Thomas's single game sack record in Chiefs' victory."

[AlWilsonizKING]

"KC Fans wake up from dream of beating Broncos only to realize that it was just that.....a dream!!!"



PEACE!!!

[siberian khatru]

"Chiefs win their Superbowl"

ROFL

You must be reading the Taco Times.

[dtebbe]

Chiefs roll Denver, Bronco Bus Painted Red During Game....

I'm just thinking how great it would be to put a Chiefs wrap on that bus during the game. That would be almost as good as Army stealing the CIC cup from Navy.

DT