Listening to sex...

[luv]

The couple I was referring to when I could hear giggling a few weeks back just had sex. I heard her for all of 5 seconds. I think I'd rather have a little more longevity.

Oh, and the guy who lives below me is louder than them. And he's just snoring.

[KChiefsQT]

You need to get laid girl.

[luv]

You need to get laid girl.
I did last night. What's that got to do with hearing my neighbors?

[KChiefsQT]

I did last night. What's that got to do with hearing my neighbors?
Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.

[Deberg_1990]

Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.


hahaha

[luv]

Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.
No way can I run out the door, downstairs, over to the next breezeway, and upstairs to knock on the door within 5 seconds.

[CoMoChief]

You need to get laid girl.


Amen, you really need to get laid.

[KChiefsQT]

No way can I run out the door, downstairs, over to the next breezeway, and upstairs to knock on the door within 5 seconds.
okay you win.

[KChiefsQT]

Amen, you really need to get laid.
ROFL

[luv]

okay you win.
I didn't know it was a contest. What's up?

[CoMoChief]

No way can I run out the door, downstairs, over to the next breezeway, and upstairs to knock on the door within 5 seconds.

Maybe you can't but Chuck Norris can. You should think about giving him a call.

[luv]

Maybe you can't but Chuck Norris can. You should think about giving him a call.
I'm not into men old enough to be my dad, but thanks for the advice.

[KChiefsQT]

I didn't know it was a contest. What's up?

Not a contest. Just a saying.

[CoMoChief]

I'm not into men old enough to be my dad, but thanks for the advice.


I was being sarcastic BTW. But Norris is still awesome.

[luv]

I was being sarcastic BTW. But Norris is still awesome.
Walker fan, huh? Or were you more into his combat movies? I guess he did those NordiTrac infomercials with Christie Brinkley, too.

[Nzoner]

Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.

There are times when I REALLY miss California

[KChiefsQT]

There are times when I REALLY miss California
ROFL seriously. If she's getting this much of a kick out of listening... why not join in on the fun and come back with a thread with a little more depth.

[Deberg_1990]

ROFL seriously. If she's getting this much of a kick out of listening... why not join in on the fun and come back with a thread with a little more depth.

yea, i expect a full report!

[Nzoner]

yea, i expect a full report!

Penthouse letters,there's one like it every issue,uh,or so I've heard.

[luv]

ROFL seriously. If she's getting this much of a kick out of listening... why not join in on the fun and come back with a thread with a little more depth.
Who said I was getting a kick out of it? I didn't include an lol or a ROFL . I was merely making an observation. And you all must think I'm kidding when I say 5 seconds. That's about how long it would take for me to even turn my tv on. I heard, was wondering if I was going to need to go into the living room, then they were done. Literally.

[KCChiefsMan]

ya when I used to live in crappy apartments I had to go through the same thing

[KChiefsQT]

Penthouse letters,there's one like it every issue,uh,or so I've heard.
hehehhe

[Deberg_1990]

ya when I used to live in crappy apartments I had to go through the same thing

Exactly, i think any of us who ever experienced apartment living or a dorm room have a story like this.

[Stinger]

ya when I used to live in crappy apartments I had to go through the same thing

You only lasted 5 seconds????

[Nzoner]

Who said I was getting a kick out of it? I didn't include an lol or a ROFL . I was merely making an observation. And you all must think I'm kidding when I say 5 seconds. That's about how long it would take for me to even turn my tv on. I heard, was wondering if I was going to need to go into the living room, then they were done. Literally.

Maybe he put a gag in her mouth,some chicks dig that,uh,or so I've heard.

[KChiefsQT]

Maybe he put a gag in her mouth,some chicks dig that,uh,or so I've heard.
ROFL you're killing me over here.

[onescrewleftuntwisted]

it sucks

[luv]

You only lasted 5 seconds????
ROFL

[Dunit35]

Walker fan, huh? Or were you more into his combat movies? I guess he did those NordiTrac infomercials with Christie Brinkley, too.

Thanks for all the great memories Chuck.

[chiefsfaninNC]

I am envious. This dude was sleeping in under one minute. Do you know her number?

[KC Jones]

I can't remember if it was this board or another where this guy was complaining about an obese deaf couple who were very freaky and very loud. Just imagine hearing:

Ung.. Ung.. fung mie aosshull!

Screamed by some lard ass at the top of her lungs. Now be thankful your neighbors aren't worse.

[Katipan]

luv2rite, i think this is a great thread. and you can bet i'd be listening too.

[RedNFeisty]

When we first moved back to Wichita we lived in a very interesting apartment building. Our neighbors were very nice, but very colorful to say the least.


We had a seven foot pimp with the Cadillac that smoked rolled out of when the doors opened, down the hall was a band member that was a part time pizza delivery man, who also had a van that the smoke would roll out of when the doors were opened; we had several characters between these two. The best were my neighbors upstairs! They were brother and sister, but the catch was they were both gay. Best part they would take turns having their own orgies!! Clint and I would get to listen about three times a week! I got offers to join the girls, but since Clint wasn't allowed to even take pictures I was not allowed to take part in what sounded to be tons of fun!! After a few weeks we worked a deal out so that we didn't have to listen to all the fun, they learned to put sleeping bags down on the floor to help muffle and they did quite down. A very fun bunch of people, I would say better then Melrose Place it was!!

[foxman]

When we first moved back to Wichita we lived in a very interesting apartment building. Our neighbors were very nice, but very colorful to say the least.


We had a seven foot pimp with the Cadillac that smoked rolled out of when the doors opened, down the hall was a band member that was a part time pizza delivery man, who also had a van that the smoke would roll out of when the doors were opened; we had several characters between these two. The best were my neighbors upstairs! They were brother and sister, but the catch was they were both gay. Best part they would take turns having their own orgies!! Clint and I would get to listen about three times a week! I got offers to join the girls, but since Clint wasn't allowed to even take pictures I was not allowed to take part in what sounded to be tons of fun!! After a few weeks we worked a deal out so that we didn't have to listen to all the fun, they learned to put sleeping bags down on the floor to help muffle and they did quite down. A very fun bunch of people, I would say better then Melrose Place it was!!


Well now, this thread just got very interesting indeed. :clap:

[RedNFeisty]

Well now, this thread just got very interesting indeed. :clap:

Clint was invited to join the boys, but he didn't like that offer very much...lol

[Mr. Laz]

Turn on the TV and tone them out. Unless this is a turn on for you... then knock on their door and join.

:clap:

[RedNFeisty]

:clap:

Yeah, like she would join, she can't even post her own ass. I suppose she would turn up the Facts of Life so she wouldn't have to hear the noise.

[Mr. Laz]

Yeah, like she would join, she can't even post her own ass. I suppose she would turn up the Facts of Life so she wouldn't have to hear the noise.
How Feisty of you. :)













btw - i think everyone should post their own ass.:p

[Katipan]

Bullshit. You're the noisy neighbor.

Funny things happen when I have sex.

[RedNFeisty]

How Feisty of you. :)













btw - i think everyone should post their own ass.:p
Not sure I would want to see everyone's ass! But if you insist then you should be the one to set the precedence.

[Katipan]

I've fallen off the bed before.

But have you ever fallen because the midget slipped off the horse?

[Mr. Laz]

Funny things happen when I have sex.

funny ... like HA,HA funny, or funny .... like WTF funny?




:)

[RedNFeisty]

Funny things happen when I have sex.

Funny is the word you chose to use!?! ROFL

[stevieray]

Funny things happen when I have sex.

you too?

I'm pretty blessed. my wife and I have it going on.

[Katipan]

Yes.

[Mr. Laz]

Not sure I would want to see everyone's ass! But if you insist then you should be the one to set the precedence.
me either ... but you wouldn't have to look at the ones you didn't.


wouldn't it be nice to have the choice :fire:

[Katipan]

Funny is the word you chose to use!?! ROFL

I love wearing corsets and bras that drunk men can't unfasten.

The frustration on their face as they try and unwrap you is worth every duck waddle.

[RedNFeisty]

you too?

I'm pretty blessed. my wife and I have it going on.

Your wife certainly has it going on.



Sorry, couldn't resist!! :p

[RedNFeisty]

I love wearing corsets and bras that drunk men can't unfasten.

The frustration on their face as they try and unwrap you is worth every duck waddle.

They don't necessary need to be removed! However, that would be funnier then shit!!

[RedNFeisty]

me either ... but you wouldn't have to look at the ones you didn't.


wouldn't it be nice to have the choice :fire:

But, you would have to wade through the ghastly to get the goods!

[stevieray]

Your wife certainly has it going on.



Sorry, couldn't resist!! :p

I taught her everything.*



:harumph:

[RedNFeisty]

If you want me to suck on your titties they do.

That could be in the second round!

[Nzoner]

They don't necessary need to be removed!

I agree,kinda like the light SHOULD NOT be left on all the time.

[RedNFeisty]

I taught her everything.*



:harumph:

LOL...I meant looks wise! But, I'm sure I could teach her a few more things!!

[RedNFeisty]

I agree,kinda like the light SHOULD NOT be left on all the time.

I like the lights on, I like seeing everything! Then again, I always had a partner I liked amiring!

[stevieray]

LOL...I meant looks wise! But, I'm sure I could teach her a few more things!!

nah, we already did that.

[Katipan]

Sometimes when I'm cumming I like to scream all sorts of outgrageous things for a reaction. Like... cannonball!

[Katipan]

If the light is off, how can you watch?

Signed,
Confused in Scottsdale

[RedNFeisty]

nah, we already did that.

ROFL Not with me!!

[Mr. Laz]

Laz, I'm not sending you a picture of my ass. Stop asking.
oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze... :grovel:



all that alcohol has prolly wrinkled dat ass up like a Halloween pumpkin on new year's day. :)


http://img116.exs.cx/img116/5163/6120rotten20pumpkin6nw.jpg

[RedNFeisty]

oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze... :grovel:



all that alcohol has prolly wrinkled dat ass up like a Halloween pumpkin on new year's day. :)


http://img116.exs.cx/img116/5163/6120rotten20pumpkin6nw.jpg


Ew!! ROFL

[Nzoner]

If the light is off, how can you watch?

Signed,
Confused in Scottsdale

Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.

[stevieray]

ROFL Not with me!!

...

[Katipan]

Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.

I hope you realize I have to see it now.

[RedNFeisty]

Dear Confused in Scottsdale

Some things are better left unseen.

Okay, I am racking my brain trying to think of what I would not want to see and am coming up with nothing. What is it you don't want to see? I could mention a few things but you are a nice guy so I will be nice. o:-)

[RedNFeisty]

...

Now you are trying to intice me!

[Katipan]

What girl doesn't want to see my penis glistening with her juices?

You grabbed that unmarked container from the fridge, didn't you?

[stevieray]

Now you are trying to intice me!

hehehe...don't feel bad..I'm enticed every day.

I love my twins.

[Nzoner]

Okay, I am racking my brain trying to think of what I would not want to see and am coming up with nothing. What is it you don't want to see? I could mention a few things but you are a nice guy so I will be nice. o:-)

Nice guy?

Shit! I'm doomed.

[RedNFeisty]

hehehe...don't feel bad..I'm enticed every day.

I love my twins.

Now, do you show your love and affection to them daily!?!

[RedNFeisty]

Nice guy?

Shit! I'm doomed.

First thought was you didn't want to see your crocked dick all the time or the rotten hole it was going into. ROFL

See, I was trying to be nice!

[RedNFeisty]

It was all warm and gooey.

You weren't suppose to get the mayo jar. :)

[stevieray]

Now, do you show your love and affection to them daily!?!

:hmmm:

the power of priscilla compels me.

[Katipan]

Nzoner has a crocked... crooked? dick?

Endelt, can you elaborate?

[Katipan]

I just wanna know why the mayo was warm.

It's been on the shelf.

[RedNFeisty]

:hmmm:

the power of priscilla compels me.

Speaking of, they are ****ing with our Priscilla's down here. :cuss:
I think I am needing to **** up some people.

[RedNFeisty]

Nzoner has a crocked... crooked? dick?

Endelt, can you elaborate?

Crooked...thanks for the correction! I wouldn't really know though, that would be the only reason I would want the lights off.

[RNR]

hehehe...don't feel bad..I'm enticed every day.

I love my twins.
I used to call my ex wifes the pointer sisters, got it off some movie.

[RedNFeisty]

Shit, I suppose to be working!!

[stevieray]

His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

that must be a really REALLY small curve.

[RedNFeisty]

I used to call my ex wifes the pointer sisters, got it off some movie.

I just call them my girls.

[Nzoner]

First thought was you didn't want to see your crocked dick all the time or the rotten hole it was going into. ROFL

See, I was trying to be nice!


You've been window peeping again.



Actually,I'm quite happy leaving the light on with my mrs ,I was thinking more along the lines of this Raider fan.




http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

[RedNFeisty]

You've been window peeping again.



Actually,I'm quite happy leaving the light on with my mrs ,I was thinking more along the lines of this Raider fan.




http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

Oh, gawd! I would hope you would use someone else's dick if you have to touch that!!

[Katipan]

His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

Did you have a hard time hitting the G-spot?

[RedNFeisty]

You've been window peeping again.



Actually,I'm quite happy leaving the light on with my mrs ,I was thinking more along the lines of this Raider fan.




http://www.chargertom.com/raidershugefan.jpg

Yeah, it is the voyuer in me, I can't resist the temptation!!

[Nzoner]

His wife said it curves a little more than mine, but nothing drastic.

AHA!!

And the maid finding your nametag under our bed was because you passed out.

[stevieray]

Did you have a hard time hitting the G-spot?

I tried telling him it isn't the B spot, but his attention span is short also.

[RedNFeisty]

AHA!!

And the maid finding your nametag under our bed was because you passed out.


ROFL

Talk about open mouth insert foot! That's our Endy!!

[Nzoner]

Oh, gawd! I would hope you would use someone else's dick if you have to touch that!!

I couldn't even touch that with someone else's dick.

[Katipan]

I tried telling him it isn't the B spot, but his attention span is short also.

I've been told that everything revolves around the B spot.

[Nzoner]

That year I didn't pass out.

Funny,the mrs said she didn't feel a thing.

[RedNFeisty]

I've been told that everything revolves around the B spot.

Is that B for Back Door!?!

[RedNFeisty]

That's right. And don't you forget it.

Now, I am without a beer... who's gonna fix that for me?


See picture below!

[stevieray]

Is that B for Back Door!?!

now we know why he's called boozer.

[Katipan]

That's right. And don't you forget it.

Now, I am without a beer... who's gonna fix that for me?

your girlfriend?

[RedNFeisty]

now we know why he's called boozer.

Poor guy. :)

[Nzoner]

Enjoy the rest of playtime kids,I'm out.

[Katipan]

Boy, I wish she'd hurry up. I'm thirsty.

You're getting lazy with your training.

[Katipan]

At least she's still doing that thing with her tongue.

I can fetch my own beer every now and again if she keeps that up.


Thank God for men with low standards.

[Katipan]

Low standards? Have you felt that thing she does with her tongue? Many men would pay top dollar for talent like that.

I meant blow standards

[R&GHomer]

Hell... try having a deaf, sex crazed, wanna be porn star as your neighbor. Funny as hell at first, but it got old real quick.

[luv]

How Feisty of you. :)













btw - i think everyone should post their own ass.:p
You will never see this ass on the internet. You can count your lucky stars for that, too.

And the Facts of Life was a good show.....15-20 years ago.

[morphius]

I've fallen off the bed before.
have you ever fallen off a bed and have a lesbian land sitting on your face?

Morphius
Still not sure how that happened.

[luv]

have you ever fallen off a bed and have a lesbian land sitting on your face?

Morphius
Still not sure how that happened.
I believe you were dreaming.

[morphius]

Was she involved in the original sex act, or did she just fall out of the sky?
No sex there, but it was still funny as hell. Especially since we were stuck between the wall and the bed and couldn't get out of there.

[Katipan]

Was she a lesbian before she landed on your face?

[morphius]

I believe you were dreaming.
No, my dreams are normally much too boring, I just chose to ignore them and go back to sleep.

[morphius]

Was she a lesbian before she landed on your face?
Yes she was. The bad thing was is that she made me guess because she was afraid to tell me. Took me 2 hours to guess that, 'cause most people are insulted by saying that.

[Katipan]

Yes she was. The bad thing was is that she made me guess because she was afraid to tell me. Took me 2 hours to guess that, 'cause most people are insulted by saying that.

And 2 hours later, she was already on your face?

Us hetero girls had better watch out.

[Katipan]

Made you guess? Like you're at the bar and she says, "there's something different about me. Guess what it is!"

Hell, my first guess would be, "You like to munch box?" But, then, I like to offend people.

"There's something different about me!"
"We haven't ****ed yet?"

[morphius]

This thread is about sex, damnit. Try to stay on topic.

Sheesh.
I would, but I don't want to share those stories here, at least not right now...

[Katipan]

You're a lesbian, aren't you?

I'm thinking of sitting on someone's face to find out.

[luv]

And 2 hours later, she was already on your face?

Us hetero girls had better watch out.
ROFL

[luv]

Just thinking about my reason for starting the thread. I think I'd go for mediocre sex that lasted a long time over great sex that only lasted a few minutes. But, then again, if it only lasted for a few minutes, then I wouldn't consider it great sex. :shrug:

[Katipan]

I like quickie encores immediately after a long performance.

Like a curtain call.

[Jenny Gump]

I like quickie encores immediately after a long performance.

Like a curtain call.

I know someone who does that VERY well.

[Katipan]

Me too :D

[Jenny Gump]

Uh oh. Maybe it's the same dude. Let's all get together.

[Katipan]

Or swap?

[Jenny Gump]

Or swap?

Swapping is good. Has a bad rep, but for no good reason.

[Katipan]

Swapping is good. Has a bad rep, but for no good reason.

Mine has a bad rep for all the good reasons.

[RedNFeisty]

I like quickie encores immediately after a long performance.

Like a curtain call.

No, no, no, it is several long performances followed by sleeping and waking up to a quickie encore!

[Katipan]

We should just all count our blessings there's pieces of ass out there that can go more than once in a short span of time.

You know... Without us having to raid the colleges.

[stumppy]

No, no, no, it is several long performances followed by sleeping and waking up to a quickie encore!


You rang ?

[4th and Long]

I was being sarcastic BTW. But Norris is still awesome.
I have to agree with this for multiple reasons.

[Mecca]

http://thetruechucknorris.ytmnd.com/

[4th and Long]

http://thetruechucknorris.ytmnd.com/
That's nice ROFL and all but luv will be the one to get a kick out my statement. That's all I can say for now. :)