Speaking of bathrooms... what's your preferred reading material?

[Fire Me Boy!]

So when you know you're going to spend some quality time in the bathroom, what's your preferred reading material?

[jspchief]

Reader's Digest

It's got the pefect material for the job, no matter how long the job takes.

[SLAG]

Chiefs Planet

[Fire Me Boy!]

Me: I have a giant catalog from B&H Photo/Video that I peruse.

[seclark]

great timing on this thread...i'm taking off at noon to go home and drink a gallon of doktor prescribed colon cleanser. gotta be at the hospital at 7am tomorrow for some tests, so i need to shit my guts out this afternoon. i'm contemplating hop on pop, or cat in the hat.

i'll log in later and give my reviews.
sec

[KC Kings]

My wife always has the sports page waiting for me upstairs. If it is a light sports day or a heavy crapping day I have a Cabela's master catalog as well as a Musicians Friend in reserve.

I am really not too picky though, and will settle for the back of a shamoo bottle if needed.

[Fire Me Boy!]

My wife always has the sports page waiting for me upstairs. If it is a light sports day or a heavy crapping day I have a Cabela's master catalog as well as a Musicians Friend in reserve.

I am really not too picky though, and will settle for the back of a shamoo bottle if needed.
Listerine bottles are pretty good.

[sedated]

Maxim.

But the impending woody leaves me with somewhat of a shot-clock.

Good thing I'm right next to the kleenex

[REDHOTGTO]

Estes Park News, a little newspaper from Estes Park, Colorado, a town we go to all the time :p

[sedated]

Chiefs Planet

I really need to get a laptop.

But I'd probably sit on the toilet until my legs get numb and I couldn't stand up (pins and needles STFU )

...and the laptop would burn my penus.

But it'd be worth it

[JBucc]

I don't read, I need to focus on the task at hand

[Rain Man]

I prefer newspapers or other periodicals with short articles. If I get engrossed in a long article or a book, I'd rather move someplace more comfortable.

[Death Nebula]

Maxim

[SPchief]

This may sound weird, but I read Architechture magazines. Something about looking at buildings lets the juices flow

[Simplex3]

I read nothing. I do what I went in there for and get the fug out. Those of you who hang around really need to consider getting more comfortable furniture at your house.

[MOhillbilly]

Chiefs Planet

youre reading what im wiping with.

[MOhillbilly]

great timing on this thread...i'm taking off at noon to go home and drink a gallon of doktor prescribed colon cleanser. gotta be at the hospital at 7am tomorrow for some tests, so i need to shit my guts out this afternoon. i'm contemplating hop on pop, or cat in the hat.

i'll log in later and give my reviews.
sec

dont shit your eyes out.

when i had gout they gave me some stuff WOW!!!!
my eyeball poped out straining so hard.


just a heads up.:)

[Dartgod]

great timing on this thread...i'm taking off at noon to go home and drink a gallon of doktor prescribed colon cleanser. gotta be at the hospital at 7am tomorrow for some tests, so i need to shit my guts out this afternoon. i'm contemplating hop on pop, or cat in the hat.

i'll log in later and give my reviews.
sec
Nice! ROFL

My preference is usually Readers Digest or Sports Illustrated.

Sometimes a Bass Pro Shops or Cabelas catalog.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

I am there now. With my laptop. Logged on to ChiefsPlanet. Posting as usual.

[Rain Man]

youre reading what im wiping with.

You're in my light.

[MOhillbilly]

I am there now. With my laptop. Logged on to ChiefsPlanet. Posting as usual.

dont you worry about a transfer of fecal matter to the keyboard??


gross

[Simplex3]

dont you worry about a transfer of fecal matter to the keyboard??


gross
Haven't you read his posts? It's coming through the keyboard, down the wire, and clear onto CP.

[Braincase]

I think I've got damn neart every edition of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". Absolutely the finest in peripheral information that is virtually worthless, but comes in handy as wierd conversation trivia.
I highly recommend the series. Great Christmas Gift , too.

[MOhillbilly]

ROFLhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/offer-listing/1592231160/ref=olp_tab_used/002-2568523-8848834?%5Fencoding=UTF8&startIndex=0&condition=used



i know what im getting the people in the office for xmas.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

dont you worry about a transfer of fecal matter to the keyboard??


gross


To stop the transfer of fecal matter, when I get up I just don't wipe.

[seclark]

Nice! ROFL

My preference is usually Readers Digest or Sports Illustrated.

Sometimes a Bass Pro Shops or Cabelas catalog.
since getting home and browsing my library, i've decided against hop on pop. it appears to be a collection of short stories. instead, i've opted for a fast paced read titled green eggs and ham.

sec

[SLAG]

I really need to get a laptop.

But I'd probably sit on the toilet until my legs get numb and I couldn't stand up (pins and needles STFU )

...and the laptop would burn my penus.

But it'd be worth it

This whole time I thought you were a Female

[KCChiefsMan]

I like to read the back of the toilet paper after I wipe to see how good of a wipe I got and to determine how much more wiping will be required

[Rausch]

Nothing. I shit n' get...

[DaFace]

I think I've got damn neart every edition of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". Absolutely the finest in peripheral information that is virtually worthless, but comes in handy as wierd conversation trivia.
I highly recommend the series. Great Christmas Gift , too.

I'm working on getting them all. I'm up to nine of them, but they just came out with number 18 this year, so I'm still have a long way to go!