Who's the receptacle that complains about vulgarity on Chiefsplanet?

[Clint in Wichita]

Is it you?

If so, you are now cursed.

Cursed to live the life of a meth-addicted street prostitute who gauges success by the amount of load consumed that evening.

Congratulations.

[Tribal Warfare]

F*ck 'em 4321

[carlos3652]

ROFL... damn Clint... you are going to kill someone by days end...

[Clint in Wichita]

ROFL... damn Clint... you are going to kill someone by days end...

I typed my original post with a grin on my face, and a song in my heart.

[KCTitus]

Ahhh...the good old days. Now all we need is Cannibal in here and it would be 1999 all over again.

[siberian khatru]

"Receptacle"?

Mods, please move this to ...

[cadmonkey]

Did someone kick you in the balls today or something?

[Mr. Kotter]

I'm with Clint on this one....whoever the mod was that caved in on this one should, at least, explain the rationale....Clint's thread was funny....and vail's was fine too. Why were they moved?

[Mark M]

This thread is teh ghey ...

MM
~~:)

[teedubya]

Pussification.

[Saulbadguy]

**** you, ****shit.

[KCTitus]

This thread is teh ghey ...

MM
~~:)

LMAO...Mark M :Poke: Clint

[Clint in Wichita]

Did someone kick you in the balls today or something?


I actually enjoyed cursing some prude to a life of prostitution.

[Dave Lane]

You ****ing suck you asshole mother****er! There how's that?

Dave

[Mr. Kotter]

Pussification.

So it would appear....

[Skip Towne]

The mods are a bunch of cocksuckers

[Baby Lee]

Pussification.
Clint! The long sought connection between chugging c@ck and Tourettes. ROFL ROFL

[Iowanian]

Looks like Carl Austinchiederson made a trade of Phildo for xtremedouche.

Pound your dickhole full of fire ants Clint.

A good old fashioned Cannibal-flame thrower would be a nice refreshing breeze.

[Ultra Peanut]

Ahhh...the good old days. Now all we need is Cannibal in here and it would be 1999 all over again.Two-thousand zero zero, party over; oops, out of time...

[Clint in Wichita]

Two-thousand zero zero, party over; oops, out of time...


Maybe 1999 wasn't so cool, after all.

Hey Iowanian, pound your own dickhole full of fire ants!

[Tribal Warfare]

If any of the posting/thread policies have changed to appease the "emotionally damaged" then it's BULLSH**. An individual shouldn't walk on eggshells, because of sensitive individuals. This is why love posting on ChiefsPlanet, because we can talk about anything without fear of being admonished or reprimanded. If this has changed then the BB is on the downswing.


:shake:

[Clint in Wichita]

I suppose some are concerned about children seeing and reading vulgar things.

On the fuggin internet.

Here's a clue, mommies and daddies:

If your kid is on the internet, not only is he/she well-versed in scat pornography, but has probably already turned down at least one offer of anal sex with farm animals while getting pissed on this week.

Your "internet-raised" children will be members of the most perverse generation to ever walk this Earth. There will be scat, bestiality, and incest everywhere you look. Shiza videos. Lots and lots of shiza videos.

And all because little Billy has access to the internet.

Jesus, why not just rape him and send him to NAMBLA via UPS overnight with a "Screw my dirty sh!thole!!" tatoo across his arse?

There are some sick f_cks on here! Keep your kids out!!

[Baby Lee]

Jesus, why not just rape him and send him to NAMBLA via UPS overnight with a "Screw my dirty sh!thole!!" tatoo across his arse?
Maybe they don't like Marlon Brando.

[Eleazar]

What's this, then?

[Ultra Peanut]

[Hiroe] he was dressed as a big ****in devil
[Hiroe] like, HUGE costume
[Hiroe] 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
[Hiroe] at some anime con in california
[Hiroe] they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
[Hiroe] he's riding the elevator down to the con space
[Hiroe] doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
[Hiroe] he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

[Skip Towne]

[Hiroe] he was dressed as a big ****in devil
[Hiroe] like, HUGE costume
[Hiroe] 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
[Hiroe] at some anime con in california
[Hiroe] they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
[Hiroe] he's riding the elevator down to the con space
[Hiroe] doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
[Hiroe] he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
Shut up, Psicosis.

[Clint in Wichita]

[Hiroe] he was dressed as a big ****in devil
[Hiroe] like, HUGE costume
[Hiroe] 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
[Hiroe] at some anime con in california
[Hiroe] they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
[Hiroe] he's riding the elevator down to the con space
[Hiroe] doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
[Hiroe] he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice


What the hell is that?

[Iowanian]

Maybe 1999 wasn't so cool, after all.

Hey Iowanian, pound your own dickhole full of fire ants!

I find fire ants underwhelming....and I've graduated to the Kentucky Stag Beetle poured down it through a gas funnel. Tamp them in with a 40oz coors.

[ChiTown]

I find fire ants underwhelming....and I've graduated to the Kentucky Stag Beetle poured down it through a gas funnel. Tamp them in with a 40oz coors.

ROFL

Good stuff on the Planet today...........

[RedNFeisty]

Maybe 1999 wasn't so cool, after all.

Hey Iowanian, pound your own dickhole full of fire ants!

He wasn't insulting you, he was saying load up the artillery. Geez, you dipshit.










ROFL

[Iowanian]

He's just upset that you made Grilled Cheese for dinner today, and didn't cut the crust off, and slice it Diagonal instead of accross.

[Clint in Wichita]

He's just upset that you made Grilled Cheese for dinner today, and didn't cut the crust off, and slice it Diagonal instead of accross.


She'll pay dearly for that later.

[Baby Lee]

She'll pay dearly for that later.
Dip it in tobasco so she'll be able to feel it.

[RedNFeisty]

She'll pay dearly for that later.

Ppppaaaalllleeeeeaaaasssseeee.. :rolleyes:

[Iowanian]

She'll pay dearly for that later.

Sounds like you'll be testing the limits of her lower intestine to take a left hook.

[RedNFeisty]

He's just upset that you made Grilled Cheese for dinner today, and didn't cut the crust off, and slice it Diagonal instead of accross.

Deserve better and ye may get better.







ROFL

[Iowanian]

Uh oh Red.....Clint will be wrapping the Flesh-bludgeon with rusty barbed wire for sure now!

[Baby Lee]

Uh oh Red.....Clint will be wrapping the Flesh-bludgeon with rusty barbed wire for sure now!
Red-ass'n'Fiesty. :eek: ROFL ROFL

[Area 51]

You ****ing suck you asshole mother****er! There how's that?

Dave

Keep your asshole mother off the the streets and that kind of thing won't be happening.

ROFL

[Iowanian]

YOU SEE! THIS IS THE KIND OF TRASH AND VULGARITY THAT MADE ME LEAVE THAT CESSPOOL PLANET IN THE FIRST PLACE KLOSTERPHONIA!

ONLY TAWK FOOBALL TAWK AND KEEP YOUR THAT TRASH TALK WITH THOSE HOOLIGAN NEANDERTHALS.

[DomCasual]

You ****ing suck you asshole mother****er! There how's that?

Dave
Dave, did you get your avatar right off the Broncos website, or did you find it somewhere else? You know there's another one to go with that one, right? :donks: :toast:

Okay, show me some of that ChiefsPlanet vulgarity! Lemme have it!

[RedNFeisty]

Uh oh Red.....Clint will be wrapping the Flesh-bludgeon with rusty barbed wire for sure now!


Yeah, goody for me!!! :drool:

[Rausch]

Your "internet-raised" children will be members of the most perverse generation to ever walk this Earth. There will be scat, bestiality, and incest everywhere you look. Shiza videos. Lots and lots of shiza videos.

[Katipan]

I think you people are all sick perverted bastards, and I welcome a little wholesome behavior into my internet life.

[dirk digler]

I think you people are all sick perverted bastards, and I welcome a little wholesome behavior into my internet life.

I love you

[Katipan]

I love you

Drop your pants and spread them.

[dirk digler]

Drop your pants and spread them.

It's to big to spread

[RedNFeisty]

I think you people are all sick perverted bastards, and I welcome a little wholesome behavior into my internet life.

ROFL

My Ass!!

[teedubya]

Klosterphonia. Nice, Iowanian. heh

[Dave Lane]

I think you people are all sick perverted bastards, and I welcome a little whoresome behavior into my internet life.


Here I fixed it for you...

Dave

[Katipan]

She's already got plenty of that, Dave.

I can ****ing hear you, you know.

[Katipan]

Oh, hi there.

Boy, I sure am hungry. I wonder how I might get some food in my belly...

With some real life whoresome behavior?

[Saulbadguy]

Cheese and Macaro-ni!

[Saulbadguy]

Disgusting.

But still better than what I had for dinner.

Hot Po-cket.

[Saulbadguy]

I used to love the Armour Chili in a can. It had a layer of orange fat on it that my mom would always scrape off, but when she wasn't around I cooked that shit. Mmmhmm good.

My mom wouldn't put sugar in the kool-aid either. Bitch.

[4th and Long]

Disgusting.

But still better than what I had for dinner.

Hot Po-cket.
I attempted to consume one of those things a few years back. I failed due to the sheer lack of taste. How anyone can eat one of those things is beyond me. Blech!

[Saulbadguy]

I attempted to consume one of those things a few years back. I failed due to the sheer lack of taste. How anyone can eat one of those things is beyond me. Blech!
They are cheap. $1 a pocket.

[Saulbadguy]

She claimed "It already has sugar in it!"

I grew to not mind it.

[4th and Long]

They are cheap. $1 a pocket.
I don't care if they cost 10 cents a pocket. They tasted like cardboard to me. My taste buds are more discerning than yours apparenty. Blech!

[Saulbadguy]

I don't care if they cost 10 cents a pocket. They tasted like cardboard to me. My taste buds are more discerning than yours apparenty. Blech!
Pepperoni and cheese is actually quite appetizing.

You do realize you are supposed to take it OUT of the crisping sleeze before consuming, right?

[4th and Long]

Actually, wouldn't that make your taste buds less discerning?
No. Less discerning taste buds would make everything taste the same. I guess that might not be a bad thing. A Hot Pocket might actually taste like a steak to Saul. :hmmm:

[4th and Long]

You do realize you are supposed to take it OUT of the crisping sleeze before consuming, right?
WHAT!!!??? :doh!:

[Saulbadguy]

No. Less discerning taste buds would make everything taste the same. I guess that might not be a bad thing. A Hot Pocket might actually taste like a steak to Saul. :hmmm:
WRONG!!!

My taste buds appreciate everything from a hot pocket cooked in a dirty microwave, to a filet mignon wrapped in bacon.

Today people at work were telling me about "Ham and beans". I had never heard of that shit. Sounds ****ing nasty.

[4th and Long]

Today people at work were telling me about "Ham and beans". I had never heard of that shit. Sounds ****ing nasty.
It's better with cornbread.

[Logical]

Is it you?

If so, you are now cursed.

Cursed to live the life of a meth-addicted street prostitute who gauges success by the amount of load consumed that evening.

Congratulations.Maybe Phil drove TheExtremeOne into our open arms.

[htismaqe]

Pussification.

It's Pussifization...with a Z

[Logical]

...
My mom wouldn't put sugar in the kool-aid either. Bitch.ROFL

[Logical]

She claimed "It already has sugar in it!"

I grew to not mind it.Actually the can of koolaid powder did have the sugar in it. Only the packets required adding sugar. Still it was funnier before you provided this info. Now about that Hot Pocket, was Taco Bell closed, hell I would eat at Taco Hell first.

[Alton deFlat]

I think you people are all sick perverted bastards, and I welcome a little wholesome behavior into my internet life.

I damn near spit my Boulevard all over the PC.

[milkman]

Oh Damn it to Hell. ****ing work.

What the **** did I miss?

[Katipan]

I damn near spit my Boulevard all over the PC.

You people have the wrong idea about me.

[Archie F. Swin]

Shiza videos. Lots and lots of shiza videos.


he's from WU-Tang, right?

[Eleazar]

What is the meaning of 'receptacle' that I am missing here? Is there a joke in there someplace?

[Katipan]

cum dumpster!

[Skip Towne]

What is the meaning of 'receptacle' that I am missing here? Is there a joke in there someplace?
Open your mouth and I'll show you.

[Katipan]

I thought you were only gay if you gave the blow job.

[Eleazar]

so Skip came out and the board melted down?

[Katipan]

I'm sure Skip will reciprocate. He seems like that kinda guy.

More men should be like Skip.

[Katipan]

But... then the race would die out.

We'd still have you.



... shit.

[Katipan]

No need to say shit, honey. I wouldn't make you share me.

I'm not sure how much of a choice you'd have if every other male was gay.

[Katipan]

That means I'm the only MAN. Of course I'm in charge. What I say goes.

Tell that to the 6'2 female Wookie

[Taco John]

Did Clint ever find his receptacle?

[Katipan]

You shoot her.

With a tank, maybe.

[Katipan]

Did Clint ever find his receptacle?

HI PRECIOUS!!

[Katipan]

Arm yourself now.

Or... we could build a wall of poisoned Twinkies between her and us.

There aren't enough twinkies in North America.

[keg in kc]

What the f*ck is this about?

[Katipan]

Watch your mouth, young man.

[keg in kc]

How the f*ck am I supposed to watch my goddamn mouth? It's physically impossible. I guess I could use a f*cking mirror, but that would be cheating, and cheating is a f*cking shitty thing to do.

[Katipan]

I can't believe what the mods let you get away with.

[Taco John]

HI PRECIOUS!!


Um...

Hi?

[Katipan]

Um...

Hi?

How are you?

[Katipan]

The mods around here are suckers.

I heard sluts

[Taco John]

How are you?



I'm not having Internet sex with you so you can just forget it.

[Katipan]

I'm not having Internet sex with you so you can just forget it.

If you keep ignoring me I'm going to have to pull your hair or sleep with your dad.

[Katipan]

That's awfully blunt, TJ. Ever hear of letting a girl down easy? Have a heart.

He's playing hard to get. You'd think you of all people would recognize it.

[Taco John]

If you keep ignoring me I'm going to have to pull your hair or sleep with your dad.


Ok. You talked me into it.

[Katipan]

Ok. You talked me into it.

I would get pregnant, because we're fertile people, and be your new Chiefs mommy.

Call me mommy now.

See how it rolls off your tongue.

[Taco John]

I need to pour me a glass of whiskey. This is happening all so fast.

[Katipan]

I need to pour me a glass of whiskey. This is happening all so fast.

And arch your back a little, baby.

[Taco John]

Ah yeah. I see what you mean. Good call.

[Katipan]

Ah yeah. I see what you mean. Good call.

Tell mommy if you've been a good little boy.

[keg in kc]

I'm going to go gouge my eyes out now.

Thanks for that, f*cksticks.

[Katipan]

After this foreplay, I wanna role play with me as Donger to Taco's chiefs4me.

[Taco John]

I'm going to go gouge my eyes out now.

Thanks for that, f*cksticks.



Quit being such a receptacle.

[Ultra Peanut]

KIRKEYEF

[chiefs4me]

After this foreplay, I wanna role play with me as Donger to Taco's chiefs4me.







You wanna what with who......:hmmm:

[htismaqe]

After this foreplay, I wanna role play with me as Donger to Taco's chiefs4me.

ROFL

[listopencil]

...in scat pornography,



Oh, God. Now what the **** is this shit? I'm almost afraid to ask after googling "tub girl".

Because then, after seeing a grown woman lying in a bathtub on her back spewing a greenish-yellow fountain from her ass of what I can only imagine was last night's dinner, partially digested, mixed with the active ingredient (ballast?) of some sort of cheap drug store enema device up in to the air and back down on her belly, shoulders and face, I was stupid enough to go ahead and google "goatse" as well. That's right. Goatse.


So what the hell is "scat porn"? Don't make me google it.

[listopencil]

Aaaaagh! What the **** is that? I've got to stop coming over here drunk.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=50274&stc=1

[htismaqe]

Oh, God. Now what the **** is this shit? I'm almost afraid to ask after googling "tub girl".

Because then, after seeing a grown woman lying in a bathtub on her back spewing a greenish-yellow fountain from her ass of what I can only imagine was last night's dinner, partially digested, mixed with the active ingredient (ballast?) of some sort of cheap drug store enema device up in to the air and back down on her belly, shoulders and face, I was stupid enough to go ahead and google "goatse" as well. That's right. Goatse.


So what the hell is "scat porn"? Don't make me google it.

tubgirl is scat...porn? meh...but definitely scat...

[listopencil]

tubgirl is scat...porn? meh...but definitely scat...


No, no. What is scat porn?

[Ultra Peanut]

I was stupid enough to go ahead and google "goatse" as well. That's right. Goatse. You may be scarred for life, but at least this will amuse you:

http://edbiggoat.ytmnd.com/

[listopencil]

Look what I found while I was digging crap up about The Seven Gates Of Hell:

KARELIAN WARCRY (Fin) "Kylma Rautainen" digipack [limit 500 copies]
Black Commando from Finland at war! Excellent mixture of Raw Black Metal mingled with Folk Music! Beware you under attack!


Nothing is as scary as mixing Raw Black Metal and Folk Music!





Yeah, I know this the wrong thread. I don't care.

[Ultra Peanut]

Yeah, I know this the wrong thread. I don't care.
(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac.
(cooey) i should learn from my cat.

[listopencil]

(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac.
(cooey) i should learn from my cat.


Yeah, but if it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[Ultra Peanut]

Na na na na na na na
Katahada Damahoocha!

[Katipan]

You wanna what with who......:hmmm:

I want to play the brooding role of Donger, while Taco plays the smaller, yet pivitol and ultimately an oscar contending, role of chiefs4me.



Now. Where is that slut?

[Taco John]

,,,

[Katipan]

Hello - commatard on the loose.,

chiefs4me, slut, not dole.

[listopencil]

I found out what scat porn is, by the way.

[listopencil]

You trying to give me an aneurysm?

I had this on my clipboard when I pushed CTRL-V:


They've gotta stop reporting wind chill, that's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, 'well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3.' ...well, then it's minus 3 asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!

[Iowanian]

sharted eh

How unfortunate

[Skip Towne]

ROFL Holy f*cking shit that's hilarious.
Psicosis used to be hilarious. Now, nobody can understand him.

[listopencil]

Psicosis used to be hilarious. Now, nobody can understand him.


You listen to Psicosis...but you don't hear him.

[Ultra Peanut]

Check it, aaigh. (mms://demand.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/tnt/home/wmx/alig_kobe.wmv)
'earmenow! (mms://demand.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/tnt/home/wmx/alig_shaqwade.wmv)

[chiefs4me]

I want to play the brooding role of Donger, while Taco plays the smaller, yet pivitol and ultimately an oscar contending, role of chiefs4me.



Now. Where is that slut?









ROFL ROFL :clap:

[Taco John]

Check it, aaigh. (mms://demand.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/tnt/home/wmx/alig_kobe.wmv)
'earmenow! (mms://demand.stream.aol.com/turner/gl/tnt/home/wmx/alig_shaqwade.wmv)



ROFL ROFL ROFL

[listopencil]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Psicosis again."





You guys should change that.

[Taco John]

"You're speaking in Canada" (mms://windowsmedia.dvlabs.com/adcritic/nash_mp3_barry_b.asf)

[Taco John]

Here are the lot of them:
http://alt.tnt.tv/nba/popup.htm

[|Zach|]

Yowza

[Mr. Kotter]

Yowza

What a friggin' hoot. And TJ was even involved in it.....

This turned into a Nite Crew thread from the old days, but then petered out.... :hmmm: