Is my thread that bad?

[jjchieffan]

I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting

[Bane]

Post something to talk about.

[Katipan]

Use lots of commas.

[Halfcan]

You posted a thread? If it ain't about Richard Pryor dying-nobody noticed. Yeah keep wishing for attention-and maybe you can have everyone calling you a dumazz like on my threads-lol

[|Zach|]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=130925

[Katipan]

You posted a thread? If it ain't about Richard Pryor dying-nobody noticed. Yeah keep wishing for attention-and maybe you can have everyone calling you a dumazz like on my threads-lol

post like this.

[Halfcan]

Hey this one is starting good-you got the almost famous-Endnelt to post and he didn't call you a NOOB or a dumazz!

[Bugeater]

No reaction is a positive reaction on this site.

[Rain Man]

Try using a different font. We like unique fonts.

[morphius]

There have already been a lot of scenerios posted, with lots of peoples ideas underneath. So, posting one more as a new guy isn't going to build up a lot of excitement.

I didn't see anything wrong with your thread though, just don't take things like that personal. Heck, my threads still drop like rocks, but luckily I just don't post many.

[Spott]

This thread is horrible. I have no interest in it at all.

[jjchieffan]

lol... My thought in creating the thread is that everyone keeps talking about tiebreakers for a wildcard spot, but I think we have a legit shot at the #2 seed. There is hardly any talk at all on that scenario, so I thought it would be a new twist.

Dam Noob!!! lol

[morphius]

For all of us.
Exactly!

[Skip Towne]

I think it is because you're stupid. My threads always do great.

[morphius]

This thread is horrible. I have no interest in it at all.
We haven't finished hijacking yet, show a little patience, this is like art and it can't be rushed!

[Rain Man]

Whenever one of my threads is struggling, I log on under my "memyselfI" username and make a few posts on it. Seems to work pretty well for me.

[carlos3652]

lol... My thought in creating the thread is that everyone keeps talking about tiebreakers for a wildcard spot, but I think we have a legit shot at the #2 seed. There is hardly any talk at all on that scenario, so I thought it would be a new twist.

Dam Noob!!! lol

That scenario will probably not be talked about until Denver loses another game... They control their destiny for that #2 spot.

Right now lets concentrate on Dallas and get one step to the playoffs (as a wildcard or #2)....

[chefsos]

lol... My thought in creating the thread is that everyone keeps talking about tiebreakers for a wildcard spot, but I think we have a legit shot at the #2 seed. There is hardly any talk at all on that scenario, so I thought it would be a new twist.

Dam Noob!!! lol

Better. Not taking yourself seriously helps. Not typing lol does, too.

[Halfcan]

I allready posted that Carlos-on the real scenario thread-not this feel sorry for me one-lol

[Logical]

Use lots of commas.Oh now that is helpful, I am holding you responsible for the thread wrecker.:banghead:

[Rain Man]

I'm not sure if this is the best place to post this, but I'm making some bread now, and the recipe calls for molasses. I went out and bought a jar of molasses, and thought to myself "What is molasses, anyway?" I looked at the ingredient list, and the ingredient list said this:

Ingredients: Molasses.

That's it. No salt, no corn syrup, no emulsifers, no Red Dye #9. Just molasses. There's something about that that disturbs me, especially since I don't know what molasses is.

[badgirl]

I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting
try boob or poop threads they are always a hit. ROFL

[Katipan]

Oh now that is helpful, I am holding you responsible for the thread wrecker.:banghead:

She can't wreck a thread I'm in.

heh. heh. heeheheheh




Come on. That was cute.

[jjchieffan]

I didn't take it personal Morph. I am pretty open minded. Well, except when it comes to the DOnkeys, and their fans, so I am just looking for ways to improve my posts.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, is that better Mer?

[Katipan]

You forgot to hit enter.

[Spott]

You could always start a meat peeking thread for lots of responses. I hear there's a meat peeking expert on this board that you can ask about threads like those.

[chiefs4me]

She can't wreck a thread I'm in.

heh. heh. heeheheheh




Come on. That was cute.







:D



but really, I think anyone who calls me a threadwrecker is a dumb ass, my posting in a thread hardly wrecks it, most threads here are a wreck waiting to happen anyway.......:rolleyes:

[Katipan]

One time a lesbian gave me an upside down lap dance and pushed her box into my face.





See?

[007]

That scenario will probably not be talked about until Denver loses another game... They control their destiny for that #2 spot.

Right now lets concentrate on Dallas and get one step to the playoffs (as a wildcard or #2)....

Exactly, if we just take care of our bisiness we control our own destiny for a playoff spot. If Denver tanks then we can talk about that.

Let's take it to Dallas and go from there.

[chiefs4me]

I didn't take it personal Morph. I am pretty open minded. Well, except when it comes to the DOnkeys, and their fans, so I am just looking for ways to improve my posts.
Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose. is that better Mer?





I wonder if Phob is gonna get me a present this year.........ROFL

[Mecca]

One time a lesbian gave me an upside down lap dance and pushed her box into my face.





See?

That happened to a friend of mine......he got a dance from some stripper and some skanky club and she shoved her box all up in his face......Then the next day his eye was all swollen and shut and he went to the doctor.....come to find out he had a crab in his eye.....yes a crab.

That's actually a true story, makes you think twice about strip clubs I bet.

[Katipan]

No more kisses on the lips for you.

I only felt the flapping of the breeze. No skin or moisture.

[Katipan]

That happened to a friend of mine......he got a dance from some stripper and some skanky club and she shoved her box all up in his face......Then the next day his eye was all swollen and shut and he went to the doctor.....come to find out he had a crab in his eye.....yes a crab.

That's actually a true story, makes you think twice about strip clubs I bet.

yah man. because of your story i don't think i'll be going to many now. thanks!

[Halfcan]

Is that the guy that has the crab in the eye on Mers sig?

[Katipan]

But, how will you make money?

I have at least 4 other skills.

[jjchieffan]

Hey, I'm doing better already. This Thread already has 40 posts. wohooo!! Nevermind the fact that it has been officially hijacked ROFL ROFL

[Katipan]

No, that's me. I was talking back...

Watch out for those headbutts.

[chiefs4me]

I hear he's hooking you up with a free premium membership at warpaintillustrated. You should go over there right now!






ROFL %(/

[Katipan]

Hey, I'm doing better already. This Thread already has 40 posts. wohooo!! Nevermind the fact that it has been officially hijacked ROFL ROFL

It's not nice to be cocky about charity.

[chiefs4me]

Hey, I'm doing better already. This Thread already has 40 posts. wohooo!! Nevermind the fact that it has been officially hijacked ROFL ROFL









You are welcome...:D

[Skip Towne]

You are welcome...:D
Uh-oh, you're thread is done. Threadwrecker is here.

[carlos3652]

Wow... you learned more in your second thread than I learned in a month...

Let me recap:

Skip hates n00bs
chiefs4me is a threadwrecker who likes smileys
Halfcan is an idiot
Rainman is a sarcastic mofo
Endelt is a drunk who posts regularly
Mer is a whore

I think that sums it up...






















:p By the way, Just kidding....:P

[carlos3652]

oh I almost forgot... poop threads are good too...

[Logical]

I'm not sure if this is the best place to post this, but I'm making some bread now, and the recipe calls for molasses. I went out and bought a jar of molasses, and thought to myself "What is molasses, anyway?" I looked at the ingredient list, and the ingredient list said this:

Ingredients: Molasses.

That's it. No salt, no corn syrup, no emulsifers, no Red Dye #9. Just molasses. There's something about that that disturbs me, especially since I don't know what molasses is.

Damn even Wikpedia is not all that helpful.

Molasses or treacle is a thick, syrupy derivative of the juice of the sugarcane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarcane) plant or the processing of sugar beet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_beet). The quality of molasses depends on the maturity of the sugar cane or beet, the amount of sugar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar) extracted, and the method of extraction

[Katipan]

Mer is a whore

I think that sums it up...

When I piss in your eyesocket and rip your nuts out through your ass, just remember I was kidding.

[carlos3652]

When I piss in your eyesocket and rip your nuts out through your ass, just remember I was kidding.

and Kinky... nice... I got my one way to zona....

[chiefs4me]

Uh-oh, you're thread is done. Threadwrecker is here.








ROFL.....got you to reply...didn't I old man.....:D

[Katipan]

Damn even Wikpedia is not all that helpful.


... was that a crack at me?

[carlos3652]

When I piss in your eyesocket and rip your nuts out through your ass, just remember I was kidding.

I just hope I look haklf as good as End does in that sig...

[Katipan]

I just hope I look haklf as good as End does in that sig...

I'm not a fairy god mother.

[Katipan]

Y'know molasses is a favorite treat of alpacas.

And here I thought it was rice krispie treats.

[Skip Towne]

ROFL.....got you to reply...didn't I old man.....:D
Yes you did. I hardly ever post on here.

[milkman]

Whenever one of my threads is struggling, I log on under my "memyselfI" username and make a few posts on it. Seems to work pretty well for me.

I think that makes you the all time ultimate attention whore, bitch!

[Logical]

... was that a crack at me?Brian has turned you paranoid.ROFL

[Katipan]

Brian has turned you paranoid.ROFL

I defy you to spend the same amount of time with him and not have a similar reaction.

[milkman]

Gotta keep 'em on their toes.

Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.

[Logical]

Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.Clearly a sign of a lack of imagination.:D

[milkman]

Clearly a sign of a lack of imagination.:D

Yeah, I shoulda said knees.

[Skip Towne]

Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.
I like 'em on their knees.

[Katipan]

Clearly a sign of a lack of imagination.:D

OOOOOooOOooo

[Logical]

**** that, I'm lazy. I'm the one on my back.

Ride me, cowgirl.This one is almost guaranteed to bring out JOhn if he is lurking.;)

[chiefs4me]

I like 'em on their knees.










oh skip...to much info ROFL

[milkman]

**** that, I'm lazy. I'm the one on my back.

Ride me, cowgirl.


YeeeeHaaaah!!!!

[milkman]

This one is almost guaranteed to bring out JOhn if he is lurking.;)

Why, does he want to ride End?

[listopencil]

Damn even Wikpedia is not all that helpful.

"...molasses, the dark liquid byproduct of the process of refining sugar cane into table sugar. It is made from the third boiling of the sugar syrup and is therefore the concentrated byproduct left over after the sugar’s sucrose has been crystallized."

I had to know. So I guess molasses is the crap that's left over after they make sugar.

[milkman]

A lap dance is so much better with my penis inside her.

At least you won't get a crab in your eye that way.

[Katipan]

I like to stand upright in the hallway closet.

[listopencil]

I like to stand upright in the hallway closet.

With your wrists tied over the bar and your panties around your ankles?

[siberian khatru]

I refuse to post on any thread by jjchieffan.

Aw, dammit.

[Katipan]

With your wrists tied over the bar and your panties around your ankles?

With a goat and a midget.

[Katipan]

Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?

Chandler!!

Um.

I mean.

I'll go look it up.

[Skip Towne]

Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?
Check your dick.

[carlos3652]

Ooh, I know a midget!

Now... where can I find a goat at 8pm on a Saturday?

Didnt you say you were dating goats now.... you left the cow for them right...? Where did I read this...?

[listopencil]

With a goat and a midget.



I'm not really very tall.

[Katipan]

I'm not really very tall.

You need to be 6'1" to ride this ride.

Do you have stilts?

[Spott]

I'm not really very tall.


Can you say baaaaaaa?

[listopencil]

You need to be 6'1" to ride this ride.

Do you have stilts?

Nope, but stilts wouldn't fit in the closet.

[listopencil]

Can you say baaaaaaa?



I've been called a goat before, does that help?

[milkman]

You need to be 6'1" to ride this ride.

Do you have stilts?

Those stilts could serve multiple purposes!

[Katipan]

Nope, but stilts wouldn't fit in the closet.

Are you willing to wear a Jared Allen jersey and recite the Chiefs roster while we stand there?

[Katipan]

Those stilts could serve multiple purposes!

yah, goats will eat anything

[listopencil]

Are you willing to wear a Jared Allen jersey and recite the Chiefs roster while we stand there?

Sure, that's nowhere near as kinky as I'm willing to go.

[Katipan]

Sure, that's nowhere near as kinky as I'm willing to go.


Will you **** the goat?

[milkman]

yah, goats will eat anything

Into beastiality too, huh?

[Katipan]

Into beastiality too, huh?

...was that a crack at Brian?

[listopencil]

Will you **** the goat?



Depends...how attractive is this goat?

[carlos3652]

ROFL Highjacking at its best...

[milkman]

...was that a crack at Brian?

Well, I did kinda wonder why you wanted a goat when you already had Brian around?

[Logical]

Why, does he want to ride End?Brandy goes by Cowgirl, but you took this thead a far more amusing direction.

[listopencil]

Brandy goes by Cowgirl, but you took this thead a far more amusing direction.



Did you see what I found about molasses?

[Logical]

Did you see what I found about molasses?Yup, Kevin will probably throw out his right away.

[Katipan]

Depends...how attractive is this goat?

It's fat but has a nice personality.

[Logical]

It's fat but has a nice personality.So many former wife jokes lurking with that line.

[listopencil]

It's fat but has a nice personality.


"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

[Raiderhater]

Damn, and I thought we were supposed to keep 'em on their backs.



I always thought we kept them in the kitchen.....

[listopencil]

I sang Baby Got Back at karaoke one time and got in trouble for slipping in some F-bombs.

At a bar. In Vegas. I shit you not.


If Frank Sinatra was still alive he would go kick their asses for you.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

If you use the word Noob one more time we will be foorced to kill you.

[Katipan]

I always thought we kept them in the kitchen.....

You can't hang out with Brian anymore.

[Rain Man]

Did you see what I found about molasses?

What? What did you find out?

[Raiderhater]

If you use the word Noob one more time we will be foorced to kill you.


Who the f#ck are you, noob?

[listopencil]

What? What did you find out?

"...molasses, the dark liquid byproduct of the process of refining sugar cane into table sugar. It is made from the third boiling of the sugar syrup and is therefore the concentrated byproduct left over after the sugar’s sucrose has been crystallized."

[listopencil]

I still like molasses. Even though it's a throwaway.

[Rain Man]

I always thought we kept them in the kitchen.....

Mohillbilly had one in his trunk for a while, but not any more.

[Raiderhater]

You can't hang out with Brian anymore.


ROFL

[milkman]

If you use the word Noob one more time we will be foorced to kill you.

Shut the **** up, noob.

[Logical]

Who the f#ck are you, noob?Where is the new avatar, bitch?

[Rain Man]

Who the f#ck are you, noob?

25% of this fellow's posts are threats. That's almost as much as Skip Towne's proportion.

[Raiderhater]

Mohillbilly had one in his trunk for a while, but not any more.


Finally get to thre point where he couldn't stand the smell?

[listopencil]

Mohillbilly had one in his trunk for a while, but not any more.



If you keep a spare battery in the trunk of your car you can make the dead ones dance like rabid monkeys.

[Raiderhater]

Where is the new avatar, bitch?


There were only two or three people who actually came out and said one way or the other if I should change it, and all of them said I should keep what I got.

Everyone else just wanted to keep offering up possible replacements in case I did change it.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

Who the f#ck are you, noob?


Are you kidding me? Noob!

[Katipan]

There were only two or three people who actually came out and said one way or the other if I should change it, and all of them said I should keep what I got.

Everyone else just wanted to keep offering up possible replacements in case I did change it.

There was more important shit going on in that thread anyways.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

I love this site so much love!!!!!!

[Raiderhater]

There was more important shit going on in that thread anyways.


I would not say more important.

More glaring shit perhaps.....

[Logical]

There was more important shit going on in that thread anyways.Where is my beer woman?

[Katipan]

Where is my beer woman?

...

I'm going to kill Brian.

[Logical]

I love this site so much love!!!!!!Kiss my ass n00B!

That was for you Skip!

[Raiderhater]

Are you kidding me? Noob!


It's going to be interesting to see how long you last around here.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

It's going to be interesting to see how long you last around here.

Do you have a hard on for me Dick? Chill out F##K nut.

[Skip Towne]

25% of this fellow's posts are threats. That's almost as much as Skip Towne's proportion.
Just for that I'm going to kick your ass.

[Raiderhater]

Where is my beer woman?



Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?



A: None - it should be open when she brings it to you.

[Logical]

Do you have a hard on for me Dick? Chill out F##K nut.Had to neg rep that one.:harumph:

[Rain Man]

I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.

[Skip Towne]

Kiss my ass n00B!

That was for you Skip!
Thanks, Jim. How do these n00bs ever get the idea they are entitled to an opinion?

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.


Geez, What the hell does a brother gotta do around here to get in. You bitches are HARD CORE and i LIKES IT!!!!!

[Bugeater]

I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.

There's a fine line between moxie and stupidity.

[Katipan]

Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None - it should be open when she brings it to you.


I only serve the boys that drink my Sam Adams.

And after the first time Brian yells at you for an unopened bottle, you never forget the horror, or repeat your mistake. You hear the screams in the quiet of the night. You sleep with a bottle opener grasped in your twitching fingers. You never. Ever. Forget.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

There's a fine line between moxie and stupidity.


THANX FOR SHOWING US THE LATTER!!!!


Get used to it guys I love the Chiefs and I'm gonna be around for a while

[Logical]

I kind of like the new guy. He's got moxie.Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?

[Raiderhater]

Do you have a hard on for me Dick? Chill out F##K nut.



Don't flatter yourself, bitch.

[Logical]

THANX FOR SHOWING US THE LATTER!!!!


Get used to it guys I love the Chiefs and I'm gonna be around for a whileWhat was Phils site's url again?

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?


You calle dme a BITCH, You really do like me

[Bugeater]

THANX FOR SHOWING US THE LATTER!!!!


Get used to it guys I love the Chiefs and I'm gonna be around for a while

Damn, I just got served. I'm going to walk away in a dejected manner now.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?

[Raiderhater]

Threats of violence, the use of the term "hard core"..... why do I suddenly have sick feeling in the pit of my stomach?

[Rain Man]

There's a fine line between moxie and stupidity.

Sometimes they're virtually indistinguishable.

[listopencil]

You calle dme a BITCH, You really do like me

No, Vlad told you to kiss his ass. Raderhader called you a bitch.

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

Don't flatter yourself, bitch.


You called me a BITCH,....You really do like me.

[Skip Towne]

Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?
Good one! I'd forgotten about that.

[Logical]

Threats of violence, the use of the term "hard core"..... why do I suddenly have sick feeling in the pit of my stomach?Are you also linking this to another sighting this evening?

[Raiderhater]

I only serve the boys that drink my Sam Adams.

And after the first time Brian yells at you for an unopened bottle, you never forget the horror, or repeat your mistake. You hear the screams in the quiet of the night. You sleep with a bottle opener grasped in your twitching fingers. You never. Ever. Forget.



I enjoy a cold Sam Adams. I really like the seasonal Oktober Fest.


Glad to see Brian is training you right.

[Rain Man]

Aaah you selling friendship again Kev?


I think I'm going to have to raise my rates a little.

[Katipan]

I enjoy a cold Sam Adams. I really like the seasonal Oktober Fest.


Glad to see Brian is training you right.

You realize, as a woman, I file little comments like that away for future ambushing and revenge?

[DTCHIEF4EVER]

That Flaming Hemroid avatar suits your personality Raiderhadar

[Raiderhater]

Are you also linking this to another sighting this evening?


No. Why? Has there been another sighting I should be aware of for possible linkage?

[Skip Towne]

I think I'm going to have to raise my rates a little.
Yeah, you used to have some really attractive specials.

[Raiderhater]

You realize, as a woman, I file little comments like that away for future ambushing and revenge?



Some times love don't feel like it should; come on baby, make it hurt so good.

[Rain Man]

Yeah, you used to have some really attractive specials.

I was running a nice special a while back for "Like you, tolerate your wife/girlfriend." It was quite popular.

[Skip Towne]

I was running a nice special a while back for "Like you, tolerate your wife/girlfriend." It was quite popular.
I liked the half price deal that when I spoke you would nod approvingly.

[carlos3652]

damn this thread is going in so many directions my head is spinning... ROFL

[Halfcan]

Damm jj you attention lover-look what you started now-lol

[Rain Man]

I liked the half price deal that when I spoke you would nod approvingly.

Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures.

[Katipan]

Damm jj you attention lover-look what you started now-lol

Jealousy isn't very sexy.

[go bo]

Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures. which one were you?

[Skip Towne]

Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures.
Yeah, and he claims he doesn't have very many, only 8 or 9. I didn't know there were 9 of those in the world.

[go bo]

Yeah, and he claims he doesn't have very many, only 8 or 9. I didn't know there were 9 of those in the world.does his life size princess leia doll give good head?

[milkman]

Yeah, that was a big seller, too. I actually had to cut back on my marketing for a while, though, because it was about that time that I won a big contract going over to gochiefs' house to play with his Star Wars action figures.

I bet his mom was excited he had a new friend to play with.

[Logical]

does his life size princess leia doll give good head?

:grovel: Please don't answer that






Pretty sure this is not the way the thread should go LOL

[Rain Man]

Hey, you guys had better stop talking poorly about my largest client....er, best friend.

[chagrin]

Anal

[Logical]

AnalRetentive




am I playing the game right?

[Rain Man]

Anal

Are we still on the Princess Leia subject?

[Logical]

Are we still on the Princess Leia subject?ROFL

[go bo]

Are we still on the Princess Leia subject?i was hoping you'd ask...

[Katipan]

Awwww.... smooch!

kiss my ass

[go bo]

is that an open invitation?

[007]

I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting

185 replies and counting.... yeah, your thread must really suck. :shake:ROFL

[Katipan]

I hope not. She told me I was special.

Who's training whom now, bitch?

[Logical]

Who's training whom now, bitch?Oooooh Oooo S&M and we get to watch.

[ChiTown]

yes

[milkman]

Oooooh Oooo S&M and we get to watch.

I'm sorry, I can't watch Mer treat Brian like her little bitch.....


Oh, wait.

Yes I can!

[Katipan]

Wait... Jim's gonna be in the room?

Alpaca! Alpaca!

WHAT HONEY?

I didn't hear you.

[Katipan]

Damn ballgag.

Spit it out for cannonball, baby.

[QuikSsurfer]

Try using a different font. We like unique fonts.

ROFL

[SPchief]

Spit it out for cannonball, baby.


ROFL

[SPchief]

Wow, an old fashioned nite crew thread, I'm impressed

[Katipan]

It got abandoned kinda early, though.

I ran to the liquor store to get some beer, and when I got back it was dead.

I can ward off a full fledge chiefs4me attack, but even I can't stop the roller coaster that is Princess Leia's Ass.

[BigRedChief]

I am a noob here. Not a lot of posting experience. but I am surprised at the lack of interest in my post season scenarios thread. I thought it would take off, but so far. It has generated little interest. I want to be a contributing member of CP. How about a little advice on better posting
http://www.forumspile.com/Win-Fish.jpg

[SPchief]

It got abandoned kinda early, though.

I ran to the liquor store to get some beer, and when I got back it was dead.

Speaking of beer, I'm drinking a moosehead lager right now for the first time, not bad

[Logical]

I can ward off a full fledge chiefs4me attack, but even I can't stop the roller coaster that is Princess Leia's Ass.ROFL

[KChiefsQT]

It's thhhhhat bad.

[SPchief]

You were supposed to announce that in the spruce tips thread.

Haven't read that thread yet, I guess i have to now to find out what the hell spruce tips are

[Katipan]

You were supposed to announce that in the spruce tips thread.

mod/admin nazi

[SPchief]

Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?


We could be HARDCORE

[Katipan]

Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?

Unlock this damn chain. I don't trust you around ovens now.

[teedubya]

I think it is because you're stupid. My threads always do great.


Shutup n00b.

[LiL stumppy]

Do you want this place to devolve into chaos?


DEvolve ? chaos ?








By the way, did you pick up the goat yet?

[stumppy]

DEvolve ? chaos ?








By the way, did you pick up the goat yet?



:banghead:

Little bastiage didn't log out.

[Frankie]

I haven't read all 15 pages of replies. So if the following suggestions have been made I apologize:

1- Change your username to GAZ.

2- Say something negative about Duhbya. :p

Either of the above will get a lot of replies.

[Halfcan]

hardcore chaos for the Planet sounds good. No posting pics of yourself though

[stumppy]

haha.... least you didn't post as bad girl.

I've never posed as bad girl. I don't think what I've done, with her clothes and all, could be considered posing.

[Katipan]

I've never posed as bad girl. I don't think what I've done, with her clothes and all, could be considered posing.

Were you in front of a mirror and flexxing?

[stumppy]

hardcore chaos for the Planet sounds good. No posting pics of yourself though

How 'bout just part of myself ?

[stumppy]

Were you in front of a mirror and flexxing?

Hell no. You think I'm some kinda weirdo or something ? Just a few pictures.

[Katipan]

Hell no. You think I'm some kinda weirdo or something ? Just a few pictures.


ROFL

...this...thread...worthless...

[stumppy]

ROFL

...this...thread...worthless...

She's in Mobile right now. so as far as .....well, you know. There's not much here.....hmmm, maybe in the spare bedroom closet.