View Full Version : How much WORK time do you spend pooping each week?
teedubya
12-12-2005, 12:00 PM
I had a 20 minute crap earlier today, followed up by a 15 minute crap... and its not even NOON yet.
Im thinking I may spend 2-3 hours on the toilet at work this week.
So, I think i will spend that portion of my paycheck on something nice for myself... cuz i deserve it. Im a hard worker.
Braincase
12-12-2005, 12:07 PM
Tee it up a little higher, next time.
siberian khatru
12-12-2005, 12:11 PM
A poop thread. JimNasium will be thrilled.
Kerberos
12-12-2005, 12:33 PM
You know I often find myself "Holding" a good bowel movement, at home and heading to work, for just said reason.
Nothing like a good $25 and hour dump.
:D
Clock in and hit the HEAD. Life at work couldn't be much more enjoyable while reeling off a good one and being on the clock too.
:D
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easymobee
12-12-2005, 12:48 PM
You know I often find myself "Holding" a good bowl movement, at home and heading to work, for just said reason.
Nothing like a good $25 and hour dump.
:D
Clock in and hit the HEAD. Life at work couldn't be much more enjoyable while reeling off a good one and being on the clock too.
:D
.
Agreed.
I only get 15.50 per hour for my worktime dumps, but i've actually found myself calculating how much certain longer trips have earned me.
Rain Man
12-12-2005, 12:50 PM
This is why I only hire people who suffer from chronic constipation. They think that interview question is only for health insurance reasons, but I know better.
angel
12-12-2005, 12:51 PM
guys are weird...
gblowfish
12-12-2005, 12:51 PM
I don't like to dump at work.
They won't let me claim it as research or development.
I had a 20 minute crap earlier today, followed up by a 15 minute crap... and its not even NOON yet.
Im thinking I may spend 2-3 hours on the toilet at work this week.
You might want to see a doctor about that.
Dickies Prostate
12-12-2005, 12:55 PM
This thread is just precious.
mike_b_284
12-12-2005, 12:59 PM
as much as possible. Eggs with hot sauce and coffee garuntees me at least 10-15 minutes a day.
Rain Man
12-12-2005, 01:00 PM
This thread is just precious.
Feel free to start a prostate thread if you wish.
jidar
12-12-2005, 01:00 PM
This thread is completely full of shit.
guys are weird...
amen to that
Simply Red
12-12-2005, 01:06 PM
You might want to see a doctor about that.
No "pooping" a lot is a good thing. High metabolism. It is the opposite that i'd see a doctor about.
NO SHIT!!!
REDHOTGTO
12-12-2005, 01:21 PM
you must also have nothing to do at work if you have time to make a crappy thread like this ROFL
Fishpicker
12-12-2005, 01:21 PM
I used to take care of business at work all the time. there was one instance that broke me of the habit though. I was working at a country club at the time.the facilities were top-notch... restroom attendant included. I asked for a newspaper and set off to doo my thang.
i was in there for about 5 minutes and was ready to get back to work... but my legs fell asleep from leaning forward to read. (EoK) i didnt intend on being there for an extended dump but,the attendant went and told the clubhouse manager that i was in there 30 minutes (8 minutes ATM actually)
the manager came in a cussed me out while i was still on the throne. thats just wrong; regardless of workplace heirarchy.
I had to stumble my way out (my feet were tingling real bad) damned if there werent 10 co-workers just outside the mens room. there I am dragging my feet, telling them all: " I am human. Do I not sh*t brown? Do I not spray grey/green? Do I not wipe yellow?
never again; I wake up early and dont bother with breakfast. that was just too big a sacrifice.
teedubya
12-12-2005, 02:20 PM
ah yes, tingling feet.
alpha_omega
12-12-2005, 02:39 PM
Odd.
Mr. Kotter
12-12-2005, 02:46 PM
I'm an "Express" pooper. When I go, it's because I have to go. I've never understood the type who bring reading material in with them....I'm usually on the pot about 1-2 minutes or so. And I'm done.
You still lookin' for employees, Kevin?
Rain Man
12-12-2005, 03:11 PM
I'm an "Express" pooper. When I go, it's because I have to go. I've never understood the type who bring reading material in with them....I'm usually on the pot about 1-2 minutes or so. And I'm done.
You still lookin' for employees, Kevin?
I must say, in reviewing your resume, you have pretty strong defecatory qualifications.
cookster50
12-12-2005, 03:13 PM
Uhh, I hate to say this, but someone has to. This thread is WORTHLESS without pics!!
More work time than Larry Johnson spends blocking linebackers, that's for damn sure.
That's a joke, seriously, relax people.
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