How do you go about finding a hit man?

[Fat Elvis]

Just curious. I'd like to get my mother in law a new pair of shoes for Christmas. I understand that cement is in this season....

[Saulbadguy]

http://www.wwe-france.com/HTLM/Hall_of_fame/Bret_Hart/Bret_Hart_-_Bret_Hart_14.jpg

[chiefsfolife]

hmmmmmmmmm...never mind

[Old Dog]

There are cheaper and cleaner ways than cement. That's a "back east" animal. there are lots of fields here in the Midwest where things can be buried.

[PastorMikH]

Why do you need a hitman? Just go, put your arms around your mother in law, tell her that you love her and that she's the best mother in law EVER!, then kiss her square on the mouth. She'll die right there from a heart attack and the autopsy will show death by natural causes.

[KChiefsQT]

Bad :shake: Bad :shake: Bad.

[kcfanintitanhell]

Why do you need a hitman? Just go, put your arms around your mother in law, tell her that you love her and that she's the best mother in law EVER!, then kiss her square on the mouth. She'll die right there from a heart attack and the autopsy will show death by natural causes.

If that doesn't work, just look in the Yellow Pages-Terminix is just a front for the real deal.

[Skip Towne]

I'd contact Stumppy. You haven't seen anything of Badgirl in weeks have you?

[milkman]

I don't know how you find one, but I'm pretty advertising for one on the internet is a bad idea. :)

[BIG K]

Just curious. I'd like to get my mother in law a new pair of shoes for Christmas. I understand that cement is in this season....


I can help, er I mean this friend of mine that I know, well, I mean I really don't know him, might be able to help...But he is good, er, I mean that's what I hear, cause I really don't know him. Know what I mean? :reaper:

[Mr. Kotter]

Just curious. I'd like to get my mother in law a new pair of shoes for Christmas. I understand that cement is in this season....

So, I'll bite: what the heck did she do to you? :hmmm:

[Iowanian]

She made his peepee look like he dipped it in honey and stuck it into a fire ant mound....and now his wife is pissed.

[Valiant]

There are cheaper and cleaner ways than cement. That's a "back east" animal. there are lots of fields here in the Midwest where things can be buried.

[ChiTown]

So, I'll bite: what the heck did she do to you? :hmmm:

Apparently, you didn't hear him. He said it's his M-I-L!

[Frazod]

This thread will make cool evidence at FE's trial. :D

[Halfcan]

Just asking is a crime-your in some serious shit now.,

[Rausch]

This thread will make cool evidence at FE's trial. :D

And likely ruined any chance I might have had at holding a public office...

[chiefsfaninNC]

Just curious. I'd like to get my mother in law a new pair of shoes for Christmas. I understand that cement is in this season....


Get her a plane ticket to Baghdad. Make sure she wears a shirt which says Allah is Satan written in Arabic.

[alanm]

This thread will make cool evidence at FE's trial. :DYou know I should probably jump all over his ass about this thread but it is his MIL he's talking about. Us retired feds have a sense of humor about such things.
:)

[Frazod]

And likely ruined any chance I might have had at holding a public office...

And God help any of us that actually gets famous. :spank:

[leviw]

I just want to post on this thread at the chance I'll be mentioned on CourtTV someday.

[luv]

And likely ruined any chance I might have had at holding a public office...
They let people in who've done worse things than you. I know that's hard to believe.

[greg63]

Go to your local PD and tell them you are looking for "hit men" and ask to view their files for favorable candidates.:shake:

[Taco John]

He was always such a quiet guy.

[Fat Elvis]

OK, just to make it official in case there are any nutjobs on the board, this thread was meant as a joke.

I do not wish to hire a hit man to whack my MIL. I am sure that the poisonous black viscious bile that is her soul will consume her soon enough.

[greg63]

OK, just to make it official in case there are any nutjobs on the board, this thread was meant as a joke.

I do not wish to hire a hit man to whack my MIL. I am sure that the poisonous black viscious bile that is her soul will consume her soon enough.

:LOL:ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Chromatic]

All police stations have a couple, just ask em.

[KC Jones]

And likely ruined any chance I might have had at holding a public office...

nah - these threads won't interfere much. It's all those threads you start on that gay S&M site that have killed your political aspirations

:evil:

Seriously though, I once thought about what it would be like if I ran for office. I have a small house filled with skeletons - it would be very very bad.

[Amnorix]

I usually just put a sign out on my front lawn and wait for them to knock at the door.

[Skip Towne]

I usually just put a sign out on my front lawn and wait for them to knock at the door.
Hey, Amnorix, do you have an annoying Bahstan accent?

[Amnorix]

Hey, Amnorix, do you have an annoying Bahstan accent?

Just noticed this question, sorry...

Actually, no, not much of a Boston accent at all. Every time I speak/deal with people out of state I get comments on that. "You sure you're from Boston?" "Born and raised..."

:shrug:

[Sully]

I'm just pissed that now that I've read this thread, I can't be on the jury.
Damn my luck.

[greg63]

Fat Elvis:
"How do you go about finding a hit man?"

Are you talking about a closed fist or an open hand slap? :p