Dear Santa.....

[ChiefsFire]

Dear Santa,
All Im askin for this year is for my Chiefs to make the playoffs..I understand your busy delivering toys and such to all the good lil boys and girls across the world,but if you have time and I can find a way,that would be wonderful.
Ive been a good boy,except for that nite with me,Delt,the bottle of Bacardi 151,and the blind dwarfs(aka "little people".Im sure youve been there before right Santa??


Oh yea,and could you throw in a years subscription to FarmAnimals Unleashed for Gochiefs???

Yours truly,


Lil Jonny

[Ultra Peanut]

Santa gave me the greatest gift of all: money.

[ChiefsFire]

Santa gave me the greatest gift of all: money.
money is good

[Ultra Peanut]

STRAIGHT CASH, HOMEY.

[Hammock Parties]

I prefer my farm animals leased.

[Rain Man]

Santa gave me the greatest gift of all: money.

Actually, it's a little surprising that Santa hasn't made the switch to just e-mailing gift cards to children. His costs would go down enormously, and he could lay off all those stinkin' union elves.

[chiefsfaninNC]

Santa seems to be a NASCAR fan. He never grants my Chief's wishes.

[Dunit35]

Actually, it's a little surprising that Santa hasn't made the switch to just e-mailing gift cards to children. His costs would go down enormously, and he could lay off all those stinkin' union elves.

He buys everything off Ebay now..and he switched to Geico.

[Talisman]

I want to know when Santa switched to gift bags instead of wrapping up the presents. If I wanted my gift in a sack, I'd go to the grocery store. Get wrappin' fat man!

[J Diddy]

I want to know when Santa switched to gift bags instead of wrapping up the presents. If I wanted my gift in a sack, I'd go to the grocery store. Get wrappin' fat man!


Probably having trouble finding quality help.