All NFL, All Day Game thread...

[the Talking Can]

...I'm going to grit my teeth and try to enjoy it.

I was assisted in this by Randy Cross. He's covering the Vikings game and he looks like he got drunk on Pabst and passed out on the beach wearing only his wife beater and a speedo...his face is a glowing neon red color. Douchebag.

I am worried that somehow Kansas will get stuck with Pitt/Vikings instead of Colts/Chargers. Anyone got that tv coverage map?

I hate the Colts but I want Marty to lose...by a missed FG.

Worst case scenario? Pittsburgh loses and we all get our hopes us again only to have the Kansas City Fug-tards stomp on them with that goofy retarded shit eating grin on their stupid retarded shit eating faces. ****ers. Die.

[JBucc]

I'm looking foward to the bolts/colts game. Should be entertaining

[Nzoner]

I'm looking forward to the Jags & 49er's,hey I started Garrard over Eli in my local FF league.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole is having a hard time finding any interest in the NFL today.

Thanks again to Carl, Dick, Gunther and the girls.

Maybe Bob Dole should just follow Dick's lead and have a good cry.

[Nzoner]

Bob Dole is having a hard time finding any interest in the NFL today.

Thanks again to Carl, Dick, Gunther and the girls.

Maybe Bob Dole should just follow Dick's lead and have a good cry.

If we have an opening in our FF league next year Bob Dole should consider joining,it doesn't take away the sting completely but at least when KC tanks you have something to keep your interest.

[DTLB58]

[QUOTE=TheXtremeDole]Bob Dole is having a hard time finding any interest in the NFL today.

You need to ne in a fantasy league then :p

[Nzoner]

Can,Dole and others,try and enjoy the games today. :toast:

It's time to fire up the tv's and settle in.

Have a good one.

[Hammock Parties]

I can definitely enjoy some NFL even if KC isn't playing.

GO VIKES! :)

[the Talking Can]

yes!

Colts/Chargers....I'm torn...I just want a close, well played game....no Chiefs-style idiocy please

[Coach]

Got the Colts/Chargers game as well.

What time does Minny play? 12? 3:15?

[the Talking Can]

Got the Colts/Chargers game as well.

What time does Minny play? 12? 3:15?

right now, I believe...

[Coach]

right now, I believe...

Yep, you're correct.

Damned Saints/Carolina game.

[jspchief]

Need a big game from Edge.

I'll be switching back and forth from Colts to Vikes.

I wish I was at the bar.

[the Talking Can]

it occured to me that I realy, really, really want to see Merriman destroy Manning...just once

[Coach]

it occured to me that I realy, really, really want to see Merriman destroy Manning...just once

Almost did on the first play, just barely got to him.

I think Merriman might have a career day aganist the Colts.

[the Talking Can]

Merriman sacks Manning on the first play!

and Manning gets that "No fair" look on his face...cry baby

[Hammock Parties]

Pitt up 3-0.

SD up 7-0.

[the Talking Can]

Marty goes for it on 4th nad 3 at the 38..gets it....now a TD to Mc Cardell...martyball is dead

[jspchief]

It's interesting to watch what good teams do in "must win" situations.

[Thig Lyfe]

Pitt up 3-0.

SD up 7-0.

not a good start

[Thig Lyfe]

hahahaha

nice play by the bolts

[the Talking Can]

wow..Manning picked...Charger runs it 15 yards and gets popped and fumbled...Colts ball

luckiest team in the world

[Coach]

Marty goes for it on 4th nad 3 at the 38..gets it....now a TD to Mc Cardell...martyball is dead

Just wait until the playoffs come. Maryball will be back.

[Hammock Parties]

Vikings recover a muffed punt 3 yards from the endzone!!! :clap:

[the Talking Can]

Charges 10
Mannings 0

Peyton is still complaining about "big men with helmets hitting me"

[ping2000]

I know Marty chokes in the playoffs, but look how much better his team looks than the Chiefs in a "must win" game on the road. I hate our crappy coaches even more now.

[the Talking Can]

Colts 3 and out...Manning handed a note from his mother to the ref, it said, "Please don't hit my boy Peyton"

[the Talking Can]

I know Marty chokes in the playoffs, but look how much better his team looks than the Chiefs in a "must win" game on the road. I hate our crappy coaches even more now.

well, they lost to Miami last week

[the Talking Can]

this is why everyone hates Manning:

Peyton does his gay quicksnap and gets stuffed...then starts crying and now the refs are reviewing the tape too see if the Colts caught the Chargers with 12 men on the field.

all this nonsense for a 5 yard penalty..

[siberian khatru]

this is why everyone hates Manning:

Peyton does his gay quicksnap and gets stuffed...then starts crying and now the refs are reviewing the tape too see if the Colts caught the Chargers with 12 men on the field.

all this nonsense for a 5 yard penalty..

It's a heady play -- the kind we never make.

[siberian khatru]

Wow, did the Colts fug that up royally.

[the Talking Can]

ha-ha

Colts 4th and 1 on the goal line...Manning calls a bootleg and gets sacked by Merriman..then asks for his binky...

[chiefsfan987]

good lord... Colts AND Vikes screw up at the same time... the football gods hate chiefs fans.

[chiefqueen]

Johnson intercepted

Pitt deep in Viking territory

[chiefqueen]

Johnson intercepted

Pitt deep in Viking territory

NEVER completely trust ESPN's Game Tracker :banghead::cuss::banghead:

[chiefqueen]

Def holding on INDY

[jspchief]

Peyton tries to pad his stats and gets stuffed. What a douche.

[chiefqueen]

1st down SD

[the Talking Can]

It's a heady play -- the kind we never make.

true...wouldn't bother me so much if they didn't zoom on Peyton's "Peyton Face"

[jspchief]

SD is kicking Indy's ass in Indy. Something that the Chiefs would never do.

The Chargers are going to earn their play-off spot.

[Hammock Parties]

SD is kicking Indy's ass in Indy. Something that the Chiefs would never do.

The Chargers are going to earn their play-off spot.

Yeah that loss to Miami last week was impressive.

[chiefqueen]

Pitt either blocked a punt or had a monster return.......... they're @ the Minn 9.

[chiefqueen]

1st & Goal SD

[JBucc]

Of course now Indy decides to suck

[chiefqueen]

1st & Goal Pitt

[chiefqueen]

TD Pitt

[siberian khatru]

Failure to get 7 there may come back to bite SD in the butt. 13-0 Bolts.

[chiefqueen]

FG SD

[the Talking Can]

FG

Chargers 13
Crying Peyton's 0

at half

[jspchief]

Yeah that loss to Miami last week was impressive.We lost to Buffalo. Glass house.

Right now they are beating the best team in the league on the road, to boost their play-off hopes. They're doing a hell of a lot more to get themselves in the post-season than KC did yesterday.

[Spicy McHaggis]

The Jaguars have less business being in the play-offs than we do.

[chiefqueen]

PITT Int in endzone 10-3 @ half

:banghead::cuss::banghead::cuss::banghead::cuss::banghead:

[milkman]

The Jaguars have less business being in the play-offs than we do.

I disagree.

They've played the schedule they were given, and have done we haven't.

They've won the games that they should have won.

[Hammock Parties]

I disagree.

They've played the schedule they were given, and have done we haven't.

They've won the games that they should have won.

They aren't pussies, that's for sure.

[Hammock Parties]

We lost to Buffalo. Glass house.

Right now they are beating the best team in the league on the road, to boost their play-off hopes. They're doing a hell of a lot more to get themselves in the post-season than KC did yesterday.

Well personally I don't think SD is better than KC. We'll find out next week.

[the Talking Can]

Manning sacked by Merriman again!

and Merriman does a uh wind up robot dance(?) right by his prone body.....

[jspchief]

Well personally I don't think SD is better than KC. We'll find out next week.Yea. Just like beating Denver @ Arrowhead proved we're better than them. :rolleyes:

[milkman]

We lost to Buffalo. Glass house.

Right now they are beating the best team in the league on the road, to boost their play-off hopes. They're doing a hell of a lot more to get themselves in the post-season than KC did yesterday.

Well, they have gone into the half with a lead.

They might well go into the 4th qtr. with the lead.

That'll be just about time for the Chargers to break out in Martyocre mode, and let Mangina lead his Colts to a win.

[chiefqueen]

Merriman could done serious damage with the tackle @ the ankles. I wouldn't be surprised if Dungy starts treating this game like an exhibition game real quick.

[chiefqueen]

SD should have gotten an intentional grounding penalty instead INDY gets a defensive penalty.

[chiefqueen]

16-0 SD

[Spicy McHaggis]

I disagree.

They've played the schedule they were given, and have done we haven't.

They've won the games that they should have won.

I'm not going to be Vermeil here and point to the schedule as why we're 8-6. We had a rough schedule this year and next season looks to be much easier. It just falls the way it does and good teams overcome. I just think the Chiefs are a better 6 seed then the Jaguars are. Although being objective a little here, at this point neither team looks like they would be anything but a speed bump in the playoffs.

You're right about winning the games you're supposed to win. If we had taken care of Buff, Philly, Dallas, etc. then we wouldn't be on the outside looking in. This team can either sack up and win these last two games or they can roll over and die. These last weeks should show us a lot about this teams character.

[the Talking Can]

FG

Chargers 16
Peyton's Panties 0

[chiefqueen]

Minn was driving but again got no points.

[chiefqueen]

SD should've been called for a late hit.

[chiefqueen]

FG Indy

[milkman]

These last weeks should show us a lot about this teams character.

Another point that I would disagree with.

Winning at home, even in the circumstances we face, doesn't really show us about this team's character.

That game yesterday is the one that put their character, or lack thereof, on display for all to see.

[chiefqueen]

49 yd rush by Pitt puts them in the red zone.

[chiefqueen]

INTERCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coach]

And here comes the typical Marty implosion.

TD Colts.

[chiefqueen]

1ST & Goal @ the 1

[JBucc]

the comeback begins

[chiefqueen]

TD Indy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiefqueen]

PITT FG

13-3

[Coach]

FUMBLE!!

THE GLEAM!! THE GLEAM BABY!!

[siberian khatru]

This game has sure changed in a hurry.

Eat shit, Marty.

[chiefqueen]

The Love Boat is sinking.......................

PITT on Captain Stubing's 12

[kansas hawk]

haha got to love marty's teams

[Frazod]

F#cking Marty..... ROFL

[chiefqueen]

FG PITT

PITT 16

Minn 3

[siberian khatru]

Good Lord, Clark was wide open.

[chiefqueen]

TD Indy

[chiefqueen]

17-16 Indy

[ping2000]

The only good thing is that Shula and the rest of the fags will have to recork the Champange for another week.

[cdcox]

FG PITT

PITT 16

Minn 3

In games where Pittsburgh has a lead of 11 or more under Cowher, their record is 97-1-1.

[chiefsfan987]

SF takes a 9-7 lead on jacksonville

[chiefqueen]

SF went on JAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiefsfan987]

nevermind... Chiefs are screwed. If Pittsburg and Jacksonville win we're not gonna catch either of them. The SD game is going to be meaningless.

[chiefqueen]

PI SD!!!!!!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

Catching a punt on the 1-foot line. Brilliant.

[Coach]

Wow, that was a real defense. Gang tackling. Where the hell have that been for Kansas City?

[chiefqueen]

SAFETY PITT

PITT 18

Viqueens 3

[ping2000]

Enberg: "mc-mc-mccard-dd-dell" Please retire old retard!

[Frazod]

Dolts take the lead on a long Kaeding FG.

[chiefqueen]

FG SD

19-17 SD

[chiefqueen]

Fumble on KO return

SD Ball

[siberian khatru]

Wow, did the Bolts just blow a golden opportunity.

[chiefqueen]

INTERCEPTION INDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milkman]

Wow, that was a real defense. Gang tackling. Where the hell have that been for Kansas City?

Pop Warner? :shrug:

[UKMike]

phew, we were flatlining there for a minute...

[siberian khatru]

Well

[KCFalcon59]

that sucked.

[Coach]

Nice play.

[UKMike]

There's always next year.

[FloridaMan88]

Could this weekend suck any more

[VonneMarie]

Figures the first time I root for Indy, they freaking lose. :banghead:

[Coach]

Still not over. 14 seconds left.

[chiefqueen]

There's always next year.

Half our O-Line and possibly Priest are retiring this offseason. Plus DV will probably retire.

We're rebuilding next year, not contending.

This year was it for the for the players that have been our main players over the last 5 years.

[Coach]

Oh my god! Why didn't he get out of bounds? :shake:

[UKMike]

Half our O-Line and possibly Priest are retiring this offseason. Plus DV will probably retire.

We're rebuilding next year, not contending.

This year was it for the for the players that have been our main players over the last 5 years.

It was supposed to be a little tongue in cheek. I guess that doesn't really work on the net.

[chiefqueen]

Could this weekend suck any more

Foe me, KU could lose to a 1-6 Pepperdine team tomorrow night.

[banyon]

Worst Football weekend EVER! :cuss:

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[UKMike]

To make matters worse, my fantasy team is falling behind.

[Skip Towne]

Redskins take an early lead on Dallas. Hahaha, the Skins are making Dallas wear blue.

[chiefs4me]

geesh.......look at those freaking cowboys laying down, 21-0 skins..

[chiefs4me]

oh my...they just scored again....ROFL 28-0 skins

[Skip Towne]

geesh.......look at those freaking cowboys laying down, 21-0 skins..
28-0. And we lost to these dumbasses.

[the Talking Can]

awesome..Chargers lose to Miami and beat the Colts....we lose to Dallas and just give up...

[VonneMarie]

Atleast the 'Boys are getting obliterated.

[VonneMarie]

Skins about to score again. ROFL

[VonneMarie]

Betts TD. 35-0 Skins.

[Skip Towne]

Since Denber has the Skins #1 pick next year, every Skin win cheapens that pick. Go Skins!!

[ping2000]

Bears offense might be as bad as our defense.

[DTLB58]

Rex Grossman to get his first chance. Coming in for the first offensive series of the second half.

[tk13]

Am I on crack or did Theismann just say that he thought Grossman could take this offense to another level, then say he didn't know if he agreed with the decision to bring him in?

[Coogs]

Rex Grossman to get his first chance. Coming in for the first offensive series of the second half.


Bears have an offense! Look out NFC!

[Hammock Parties]

The Bears D is just lethal.

Makes me jealous.

[tk13]

The Bears D is just lethal.

Makes me jealous.
They are one of the few defenses I've watched throughout the year and thought "now that's a Super Bowl defense". There really isn't anybody in the AFC with a defense that jumps out and scares you, unless the Pats suddenly figure it out....

[Hammock Parties]

I wish we played Chicago this year. It'd be a nice litmus test for how good our offense is and how bad our defense is.

[milkman]

Jim Mora just got a stupid Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty, but ya gotta love his fire.

[Megbert]

Ron Mexico is 8/22 for 64 yards with 2 ints

[Megbert]

Grossman has played just over 1/4 and has better stats

[Chiefnj]

I give Smith credit for having the balls making the change at QB midway through the game. Not many coaches would do that with a playoff bound team.

[Frazod]

Thoughts on the Falcons/Bears game:

1. f-f-f-f-u-uck its-s-s-s c-c-cold. OMG I thought my ass was going to freeze off.

2. Going to the new Soldier Field is like screwing an ugly chick with a snapper. Feels great once you get inside, but you don't want to look at it. The stadium is awesome venue for games. Our seats were in the second row of the upper level on the 40. Great view.

3. Nice to see a REAL defense. The Bears savaged Vick & Co. all night. That offense sure does suck, though. Better with Grossman (marginally), who finally got his job back to start the second half.

4. Did I mention it was cold? Damn. BRRR

5. Fun, but frosty night.

[Frazod]

ROFL Oh my God, that's beautiful.

Why did I know you'd comment on that? :D

[Frazod]

I wonder what the percentage of people that read that post that know what a snapper is is.

Well, we've probably fed them enough clues to figure it out.

[Hammock Parties]

As George Carlin says....A SNAPPIN' PUSSY!

Methinks frazod is slowly becoming a bears fan.

[Frazod]

Methinks frazod is slowly becoming a bears fan.

Well, sort of. They're my NFC team, which doesn't mean much. And I just can't get over the Donx color scheme, even though they obviously had it first. Blue and orange together just pisses me off. :#

[Frazod]

Heh... my NFC team is the Cardinals.

I'm not even sure who's starting at quarterback for them.

Do they even have one? :hmmm:

[Demonpenz]

the general rule is if Kurt warner's wife still looks like a dyke he will start