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Rain Man
12-18-2005, 06:41 PM
Let's not fool ourselves. God hates the Chiefs. The key question is, why?

Poll coming.

Baby Lee
12-18-2005, 06:44 PM
All those old Bush republicans in OP.

ChiefsfaninPA
12-18-2005, 06:46 PM
God has more important things to do than hate the Chiefs.

pak1983
12-18-2005, 06:47 PM
There is no GOD!!!

Valiant
12-18-2005, 06:49 PM
Have the Chiefs done well since Skip has been a fan??? We have to look back at when the curse started...

SoCalBronco
12-18-2005, 06:49 PM
No Gaz option?

digi2fish
12-18-2005, 06:50 PM
the answer is simple
DAMMIT, CARL

chefsos
12-18-2005, 06:51 PM
No Gaz option?
Gaz is God. It would be redundant.

RealSNR
12-18-2005, 07:05 PM
Because he's too busy throwing Super Bowl rings, truckloads of money, women, and cars at Tom Brady

Iowanian
12-18-2005, 07:05 PM
Thats not the problem bRainman.

Donk fans let the devil have Secks in their arse to keep the Chiefs down.

Skip Towne
12-18-2005, 07:08 PM
Have the Chiefs done well since Skip has been a fan??? We have to look back at when the curse started...
Not my fault. I've been a fan since 1963. Saw both Super Bowls. I think it's Sidewinder's fault.

Katipan
12-18-2005, 07:09 PM
It's because we're all sinners.

Mr. Laz
12-18-2005, 07:11 PM
GOD hates republicans for using his word to abuse power.


lamar hunt ... republican
Carl peterson ... republican
Dick Vermeil ... republican






:fire:

memyselfI
12-18-2005, 07:13 PM
Where is the 'God thinks there are too many damn choices on this poll' option?

memyselfI
12-18-2005, 07:14 PM
GOD hates republicans for using his word to abuse power.


lamar hunt ... republican
Carl peterson ... republican
Dick Vermeil ... republican






:fire:

:clap:

Happy trails to you... ;)

Bowser
12-18-2005, 07:15 PM
Some of us more than others.

Get a room.

Katipan
12-18-2005, 07:16 PM
Some of us more than others.

I think I sinned like 20 times before lunch.

Beat that.

Bowser
12-18-2005, 07:16 PM
I think I sinned like 20 times before lunch.

Beat that.

Get a clean room.

Skip Towne
12-18-2005, 07:22 PM
Oh, no, another Endelt/Mer thread only this time with Meme as the guest star.

Katipan
12-18-2005, 07:24 PM
We made an effort not to **** up your thread.

Aren't you proud?

We really like posting in your threads.

Rain Man
12-18-2005, 07:24 PM
Where is the 'God thinks there are too many damn choices on this poll' option?


When it comes to polls, God is pro-choice.

Boozer
12-18-2005, 07:26 PM
Still no votes for Donnell Bennett.

memyselfI
12-18-2005, 07:28 PM
When it comes to polls, God is pro-choice.

ROFL :clap: That being said...

there are still too many damn choices though one was very easy to pick over the others.

banyon
12-18-2005, 07:33 PM
see below

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2516/1627/320/churchsign.jpg

stevieray
12-18-2005, 07:35 PM
Let's not flatter ourselves.

More like the NFL hates the Chiefs.

Logical
12-18-2005, 07:38 PM
There is a difference?

stevieray
12-18-2005, 07:41 PM
There is a difference?

not for the weak.

milkman
12-18-2005, 09:14 PM
Not my fault. I've been a fan since 1963. Saw both Super Bowls. I think it's Sidewinder's fault.

Can't be my fault.

I've seen both Chiefs SBs, though I am too young to remember the first one very well.

NJ Chief Fan
12-18-2005, 09:14 PM
every chief fan born in the year the last time we won a super bowl should terminate themselves A-SAP so that other chief fans can have our glory

chiefs4me
12-18-2005, 09:25 PM
I don't think God hates the chiefs....I think he doesn't like Hunt..

alanm
12-18-2005, 09:55 PM
Have the Chiefs done well since Skip has been a fan??? We have to look back at when the curse started...
The curse started when they opened Arrowhead. :banghead:

whoman69
12-18-2005, 10:37 PM
God has more important things to do than hate the Chiefs.
If God hates the Chiefs, I'd hate to hear what he thinks about the Cubs.

listopencil
12-18-2005, 11:12 PM
It's because Hank Stram started the whole showboating for the camera thing with his"...matriculate the ball down the field, boys!" crap. Showboating for the camera really annoys God.

Logical
12-18-2005, 11:25 PM
The curse started when they opened Arrowhead. :banghead:Interesting point.

Iowanian
12-18-2005, 11:29 PM
I think God LOVES the Chiefs, and he LOVES Chiefs fans.

Thats why he's treating us like the Jews and making us wonder the desert for 40 years.

A couple of more to go, and we'll be in the Holy Land, where the PaleDonkians will climb the fence and blow up our Pee lines.

Coach
12-18-2005, 11:31 PM
If God hates the Chiefs, I'd hate to hear what he thinks about the Cubs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Chiefs/Cubschiefs.jpg

CosmicPal
12-18-2005, 11:39 PM
Maybe God had a lot of money on the Chiefs to win Super Bowl I, and a lot of money on the Vikings to win Super Bowl IV? :shrug:

Wallcrawler
12-19-2005, 02:49 AM
Greed. One of the 7 deadly sins. Lamar Hunt/Carl Peterson have been more interested in making money than making a championship run. I guess that they are being duly punished for it now.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-19-2005, 05:03 AM
the Chiefs needed seven years to cleanse the Marty years away. Two years under the Gun, five years of the weeping Dick profile. All clear for '06

Wichita Lineman
12-19-2005, 07:44 AM
God hates the chiefs because Carl Peterson thinks he's God.

Inspector
12-19-2005, 07:46 AM
It's my fault.

I guess he's still mad at me for that thing I did many yeras ago....

(...she told me she was 18..)

Warrior5
12-19-2005, 09:30 AM
I think God LOVES the Chiefs, and he LOVES Chiefs fans.

Thats why he's treating us like the Jews and making us wander the desert for 40 years.

A couple of more to go, and we'll be in the Holy Land, where the PaleDonkians will climb the fence and blow up our Pee lines.

That's it! He's purging the disloyal unbelievers from the tribe before leading us across the Jordan to the Promised Land.

Gonna stop smiling at this if the next HC, GM, or owner has "Joshua" anywhere in his name.

kcblue666
12-19-2005, 10:15 AM
Because Carl Peterson is the Devil and Chiefs fans are the fools whom allows the devil to make a fool out of them.

Clint in Wichita
12-19-2005, 10:41 AM
God is only using the Chiefs to manipulate the fans. It's one of his standard tactics.

"The Super Bowl victory (rapture) you have been waiting for for so long is going to happen soon. Any day now.

BIG_DADDY
12-19-2005, 10:47 AM
I think God Hates the Chiefs because their fans allow terrorist supporters to post on their BBs.

Boozer
12-19-2005, 12:23 PM
That's it! He's purging the disloyal unbelievers from the tribe before leading us across the Jordan to the Promised Land.

Gonna stop smiling at this if the next HC, GM, or owner has "Joshua" anywhere in his name.

Do we have to wait for all Chiefs fans who enjoyed the SB IV win to die off?

Katipan
12-19-2005, 12:32 PM
I think God Hates the Chiefs because their fans allow terrorist supporters to post on their BBs.

Hey now. All my drug dealers were made in the USA.

Warrior5
12-19-2005, 12:53 PM
Do we have to wait for all Chiefs fans who enjoyed the SB IV win to die off?

No, just 40 years.

~2010; we got 5 years to rebuild.

Inspector
12-19-2005, 01:19 PM
The My Little Pony lunchbox should've been a clue.

Yeah but she was hiding that under the saddle bag on her tricycle. Dammit!

Calcountry
12-19-2005, 01:27 PM
Not my fault. I've been a fan since 1963. Saw both Super Bowls. I think it's Sidewinder's fault.You know damn well its all us N00bs' fault.

memyselfI
12-19-2005, 10:02 PM
Does this poll have a closing date or is it open till the end of time...or Armageddon, whichever comes first?

chiefsfaninNC
12-19-2005, 10:11 PM
Because Carl Peterson is the Devil and Chiefs fans are the fools whom allows the devil to make a fool out of them.


Everyone knows that Shanahan is Satan. Carl is simply an idiot.

Mr. Christopher
12-19-2005, 10:18 PM
Maybe we just have to suffer 40 years in the dessert before we make it to the land of milk and honey. Heck, we've had a Priest and a Pope on our team, and we passed up a Bishop...I don't know what more we could have done.