Gettin' hitched in Arkansaws'

[Eleazar]

Attachment in next post.

[Eleazar]

Hopefully this works...

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6682/weddingannouncement8kl.jpg

[Simplex3]

Please, if that was Arkansas they'd have the same last name, too.

[Katipan]

Will there be Pringles and Bud Light?

[Eleazar]

Hey, isn't someone from the planet from this Cabot, AR place? Seems like I remember someone having that for their location. Should we see if we need to send that person a card or something?

[Katipan]

Not quite as high class as a Vegas wedding, I'm afraid.

Nothing says love like Elvis and Romans.

[Katipan]

This message has been deleted by Cochise. Reason: Ah... I guess my help isn't really needed to pile on

tell me what you posted or I'll shoot you

[Katipan]

Boozer's been telling me that for years.

I can't wait to go watch him get married by Elvis. I can't believe his fiancee was cool w/ a turquoise engagement ring, too.


It's not about the ring. It's about the ring being the financial security to throw a huge divorce party when you leave his ass.

Or buy boobs.

Whatever.

[RedNFeisty]

Dude got married in overalls, classic!

[Ultra Peanut]

Oh, baby... a honeymoon at Bass Pro!ROFL

That is awesome.

[C-Mac]

Ryan "Rhino" Horton

[JimNasium]

Oh joy. Springfield is the end destination for many a redneck wedding. Send us your tired, your camo-clad masses.

[Eleazar]

tell me what you posted or I'll shoot you

Haha. I was going to pile on the KCchiefsman cross thread humor like the rest of you, but then I remembered I am trying to be nicer around here.

Besides you already made the pringles joke.

[Rain Man]

Those look like his dress overalls.

[Eleazar]

You pussy piece of shit.

Don't pile on me, stay on topic... I'm not the one who rubs arses with another dude while hitting some toofless $2 hooker.

(or passing off pictures of someone else doing it as his own)

[Rain Man]

I'll bet their gift registry included a banjo.

[Katipan]

Don't pile on me, stay on topic... I'm not the one who rubs arses with another dude while hitting some toofless $2 hooker.

(or passing off pictures of someone else doing it as his own)

Wanna borrow my balls until you find yours, pussy?

:D:D

[Eleazar]

Wanna borrow my balls until you find yours, pussy?

:D:D

Actually, I'd rather borrow some from KCChiefsMan's hookers. :rockon:

[Fish]

Yes... I can recall the night I proposed like it was yesterday. We were down at the Wagonwheel... They had the Liver and Onions special that night. It took me 4 shots of Kentucky Deluxe and half my case of Stones' to work up the courage. I remember kissing her deeply. The passion of the kiss enhanced by the warm mixture of her Skoal Bandits and my Copenhagen. Merle Haggard was singin "Love Don't Hurt Every Time" on the jukebox. I got down on one knee.... taking her hand in mine. She still had crusted blood under her nails from the two cottontails we skinned the night before. I slipped on the band that she picked out weeks ago down at the Bumford Flea Market. I knew at that moment that I wasn't gonna turn out like her previuos 3 husbands... we were gonna make it!

[Boozer]

Boozer's been telling me that for years.

I can't wait to go watch him get married by Elvis. I can't believe his fiancee was cool w/ a turquoise engagement ring, too.

Things have not been going according to plan, I'm afraid.

[Boozer]

But.... you're still getting married by Elvis.... right?

Please tell me you're getting married by Elvis.

Apparently, Lutherans' reputation of being laid back is not deserved.

[Herzig]

Hey, isn't someone from the planet from this Cabot, AR place? Seems like I remember someone having that for their location. Should we see if we need to send that person a card or something?

JBucc is.

[JBucc]

JBucc is.
so is Tuckdaddy

[stevieray]

I wonder if the bass shop charged a deposit for his tux...or just extra for the camo bowtie and cumberbund.