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chiefsfan1963
12-21-2005, 12:46 PM
if we win our remaining games, san diego loses their remaining games, and steelers loses another game. Disagree?

siberian khatru
12-21-2005, 12:47 PM
And when Jupiter aligns with Mars.

Saulbadguy
12-21-2005, 12:47 PM
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

SPchief
12-21-2005, 12:48 PM
if we win our remaining games, san diego loses their remaining games, and steelers loses another game. Disagree?


Has anybody annouced the winner of the douchebag of the year award yet??

siberian khatru
12-21-2005, 12:49 PM
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

What is this, some kind of funhouse?

Hoover
12-21-2005, 12:52 PM
we would also make the playoffs if the Steelers, Jacksonville and The Colt each forfit their last 2 games

Hydrae
12-21-2005, 12:52 PM
What is this, some kind of funhouse?

Willie Wonka

RedDread
12-21-2005, 12:53 PM
The only way we make the playoffs is if God is a Chiefs fan.

siberian khatru
12-21-2005, 12:54 PM
Willie Wonka

I'm sorry, the correct response is, "Why, are you having fun?"

alpha_omega
12-21-2005, 12:54 PM
...if we would have beaten Philly, Dallas and the NYG.

Hydrae
12-21-2005, 12:57 PM
I'm sorry, the correct response is, "Why, are you having fun?"


I guess that makes me a looser. May explain why I still follow the Chiefs.

siberian khatru
12-21-2005, 01:03 PM
I guess that makes me a looser. May explain why I still follow the Chiefs.

Can it, you nit!

Calcountry
12-21-2005, 01:05 PM
I guess that makes me a looser. May explain why I still follow the Chiefs.Agustos GLOOB. AGUSTOS GLOOB!!11

jspchief
12-21-2005, 01:06 PM
The only way we make the playoffs is if God is a Chiefs fan.It's pretty evident that God is not a Chiefs fan.

JimNasium
12-21-2005, 01:07 PM
WTF is going on here?

Calcountry
12-21-2005, 01:08 PM
It's pretty evident that God is not a Chiefs fan.Following that reasoning, God is even angrier with the Saints?!!.

:shrug:

Calcountry
12-21-2005, 01:09 PM
WTF is going on here?Its the offseason.

ptlyon
12-21-2005, 01:10 PM
WTF is going on here?

Just nice, leisurely afternoon conversation.

Pull up an ice block and lend an ear!

journeyscarab
12-21-2005, 01:14 PM
I don't see Vermeil dancing around singing "Cause I've got a golden ticket! I've got a golden sun up in the sky!"

milkman
12-21-2005, 01:19 PM
WTF is going on here?

Rose colored Homerism.

SPchief
12-21-2005, 01:23 PM
WTF is going on here?

nothing to see here, move along

Calcountry
12-21-2005, 01:27 PM
I don't see Vermeil dancing around singing "Cause I've got a golden ticket! I've got a golden sun up in the sky!"We have discovered, from an inside locker room source, that Dick Vermiel is going to let 5 lucky children inside the Chiefs football factory, he is getting old you know. He needs someone he can trust to take care of the oompa loompas(players and coaches) after he is gone.

journeyscarab
12-21-2005, 01:28 PM
We have discovered, from an inside locker room source, that Dick Vermiel is going to let 5 lucky children inside the Chiefs football factory, he is getting old you know. He needs someone he can trust to take care of the oompa loompas(players and coaches) after he is gone.

Watch out for that trippy boat ride from the practice field to Arrowhead.

ROYC75
12-21-2005, 01:48 PM
PLAYOFFS ? PLAYOFFS ? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS ? I WANT TO JUST WIN A GAME.

Iowanian
12-21-2005, 01:52 PM
My understand is that I have a better chance of Seeing Santa Clause riding a boogie board through the sky, shooting flames our his arse for thrust...than the Chiefs making the playoffs this year.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-21-2005, 02:53 PM
The only way we make the playoffs is if God is a Chiefs fan. Which has been proven time and time again, he is NOT.


Fixed your post.

joesomebody
12-21-2005, 03:01 PM
The only way we make the playoffs is if God is a Chiefs fan.Why not? Snoop Dog is.

ChiTown
12-21-2005, 03:07 PM
PLAYOFFS ? PLAYOFFS ? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS ? I WANT TO JUST WIN A GAME.

Oh, we're phenomenal at winning meaningless games. We've got the fn market cornered on those......................

Iowanian
12-21-2005, 03:17 PM
Apparently you've used your Understanding for wadding for the .50 cal head you've got in your ButtMuzzleloader.

If you had been thinking...you'd never have thunk that.