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ChiefsfaninPA
12-23-2005, 11:49 AM
BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. -- A Missouri woman is hospitalized after trying to swallow a cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend, police said.

Officers were called at about 5 a.m. Friday. They found the 24-year-old woman having trouble breathing.

Investigators said that the woman was arguing with her boyfriend and when he asked for the phone, she apparently tried to swallow it.

The woman's condition is not known.




She must have been pissed............................or hungry.
Jenson71
12-23-2005, 11:51 AM
Or mentally handicapped.
RedDread
12-23-2005, 11:51 AM
It's people like these that give our state a bad name.

St. Louis and Kansas City should secede.
ChiefsfaninPA
12-23-2005, 11:53 AM
It's people like these that give our state a bad name.

St. Louis and Kansas City should secede.


I know the feeling. I can't recall how many PA jokes I get. But at least my mother and father are half cousins(by marriage).
Clint in Wichita
12-23-2005, 11:53 AM
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chagrin
12-23-2005, 11:55 AM
Dear Diary...Jackpot!
Fire Me Boy!
12-23-2005, 11:56 AM
This thread would get a lot more hits if you'd simply retitle it "Woman swallows..."
ChiefsfaninPA
12-23-2005, 11:57 AM
This thread would get a lot more hits if you'd simply retitle it "Woman swallows..."


Brilliant. Leave it to a n00b to fu@# it up.
ChiefsfaninPA
12-23-2005, 11:58 AM
This thread would get a lot more hits if you'd simply retitle it "Woman swallows..."


What do you mean that is the title?:)
KC Kings
12-23-2005, 11:58 AM
It's people like these that give our state a bad name.

St. Louis and Kansas City should secede.

If they did suceed the state, it wouldn't matter what was written about it because there wouldn't be anybody left able to read it.
StcChief
12-23-2005, 11:59 AM
Darwin award candidate....
RedDread
12-23-2005, 12:00 PM
What do you mean that is the title?:)
ROFL
ChiefsFire
12-23-2005, 12:31 PM
thought this was a thread about female birds.....
Rain Man
12-23-2005, 12:31 PM
She's lucky she lives in the 21st century. 30 years ago, that would have killed her.

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2104/tl29if.jpg
morphius
12-23-2005, 12:35 PM
[i]The woman's condition is not known.

I'm sorry, but the condition of being an idiot seems pretty damn obvious.
chagrin
12-23-2005, 12:44 PM
thought this was a thread about female birds.....


ROFL

I fuggin rolling!
Sully
12-23-2005, 01:25 PM
If this woman could swallow a telephone, what could her boyfriend possibly been arguing with her about?
chuxtrux
12-23-2005, 01:35 PM
hope she wasnt roaming or her phone bill be through the roof
Rain Man
12-23-2005, 01:54 PM
If it was a camera phone, she may have accidentally discovered a cost-effective alternative to the colonoscopy.
Sully
07-26-2006, 01:05 PM
If this woman could swallow a telephone, what could her boyfriend possibly been arguing with her about?

Quote, now that the trial has started.
milkman
07-26-2006, 01:09 PM
If this woman could swallow a telephone, what could her boyfriend possibly been arguing with her about?

Maybe she's been swallowing another man's...........phone.
Fish
07-26-2006, 01:32 PM
I'm sorry, but the condition of being an idiot seems pretty damn obvious.

Yeah... no shit....

She's still stupid folks.... just not dead-stupid yet....
DaKCMan AP
07-26-2006, 01:39 PM
People who attempt to swallow cellphones should be denied medical attention.
Jilly
07-26-2006, 02:13 PM
People who attempt to swallow cellphones should be denied medical attention.

That's hilarious! in order to receive care in the ER, one must be screened for stupidity!