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Hammock Parties
12-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Consider the following:

Daniel Radcliffe signed a $14 million contract for the next Harry Potter movie. Using JUST his earnings from that film alone, he could afford a blowjob from a $1000 hooker every night for...THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS.

Erectus Maximus!

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Fire Me Boy!
12-23-2005, 04:55 PM
Those pics are cracking me up!!! ROFL
Rain Man
12-23-2005, 05:00 PM
He looks like Death as a teenager in that first picture.
Hammock Parties
12-23-2005, 05:00 PM
Even at a modest 3% interest rate, that's $420,000 so he'd be able to pay for his whores on interest alone.

Meaning he could be getting blowjobs for eternity. Lucky bastard.
Fire Me Boy!
12-23-2005, 05:01 PM
He's probably not getting out too much sun... why venture away from the bedroom when all the chicks are hanging outside your door?
Fire Me Boy!
12-23-2005, 05:02 PM
Even at a modest 3% interest rate, that's $420,000 so he'd be able to pay for his whores on interest alone.

Meaning he could be getting blowjobs for eternity. Lucky bastard.
And after all that time's up... you'll still be yanking your crank manual-style.
RealSNR
12-23-2005, 05:07 PM
I wonder if Harry and Hermione do it in the 7th book :hmmm:
chappy
12-23-2005, 05:18 PM
that second picture he so got caught taking a peek at the oh boobies
4th and Long
12-23-2005, 05:28 PM
that second picture he so got caught taking a peek at the oh boobies
I was laughing more at her choice of footwear, given her other attire.
Garcia Bronco
12-23-2005, 05:46 PM
I wonder if Harry and Hermione do it in the 7th book :hmmm:

Probably nothing since he'll he has to kill Voldemort...and he broke up with Ginny and the end HBP.
kcfanintitanhell
12-23-2005, 05:50 PM
Is that Ron Weasley on his right in the bottom photo?
ChiefsFire
12-23-2005, 06:00 PM
Consider the following:

Daniel Radcliffe signed a $14 million contract for the next Harry Potter movie. Using JUST his earnings from that film alone, he could afford a blowjob from a $1000 hooker every night for...THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS.

Erectus Maximus]



hey go,did you know its possible to get a bj without having to pay for it??
Kerberos
12-23-2005, 07:00 PM
hey go,did you know its possible to get a bj without having to pay for it??

Not that this has anything to do with Goat Cheeze ...

BUT

Unless you are unusually LUCKY ... even when you aren't paying CASH money for it you are paying for it some other way. :banghead:

IMO

:D


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Kerberos
12-23-2005, 07:56 PM
I prefer to think of it as being good, not lucky, rx.

Point taken

With that in mind I guess I was unusually GOOD in High School cause it didn't seem to be as hard to get some hot chick to do some KNOB GOBBLIN on the weekend. PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

As I am now over 40 I find it a little more difficult to get the WU to go anywhere near da member going face first. :deevee:

I had all my married friends tell me that it would be a fading memory of any polishing of DerSchlongen once the ring hit the finger.:hmmm:

You always want to doubt some parts of peoples words of wisdom saying.. "that won't happen to me" ... Yea Right! :whackit:

Well they WERE right. At least my friends were! :banghead:


:D


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4th and Long
12-23-2005, 08:03 PM
I had all my married friends tell me that it would be a fading memory of any polishing of DerSchlongen once the ring hit the finger.:hmmm:
It's not so much the ring as the food you let her eat on the day you two got married.

Q: What food makes a woman lose 99% of her sex drive?

A: Wedding cake.

:D