2006 New Years Resolutions?

[Halfcan]

Mine would be to get published, find a nice girl, purchase a new car, redecorate my house, take another awesome trip this summer, spend as much time with my kids as possible.

So what are yours??

[Mr. Laz]

find a nice girl
your fooked :shake:

[JBucc]

I don't need resolutions, I'll do what I want when I want

[Halfcan]

your fooked :shake:

That is the general idea-on a more consistent basis.


There has to be at least one descent girl with all of her teeth out there.

[Katipan]

There is only one.

I'll let you know how it goes in a couple of months.

[chagrin]

I don't usually do resolutions, but this year I am going to start.

1) Stay clean (the dope, that is)
2) complete 12 months of culinary school, then get ready for another 12 months)
4) Make friends
5) Visit KC for a game at Arrowhead and try to meet some Planteeers
6) Reproduce

[Halfcan]

There is only one.

I'll let you know how it goes in a couple of months.

I said WITH all of her teeth-lol but that gap in the front, would come in handy when you pay more bets you lose.

[Halfcan]

Reproduce-that is a scary thought. Yeah say no to dope, give it away and you will make friends at the Planet.

[Katipan]

I said WITH all of her teeth-lol but that gap in the front, would come in handy when you pay more bets you lose.

If you type slower maybe we'd all understand you better.

[chagrin]

If you type slower maybe we'd all understand you better.


I agree, halfcan must be getiing hammered at the bowling alley again

[chiefsfaninNC]

That is the general idea-on a more consistent basis.


There has to be at least one descent girl with all of her teeth out there.


Try Argentina.

[milkman]

I agree, halfcan must be getiing hammered at the bowling alley again

You mean he actually gets even dumber than he is already?

[Halfcan]

Umm no not drunk yet, just a house full of people, and trying to do 20 things at once. I will proof read a little better next time when making an old obscure joke that nobody will understand.

New resolution-cut down on dumb post.

[Halfcan]

Try Argentina.

lol, I think there is a thread about that on here somewhere. Some hot girls there, but wouldn't be able to understand a word they were saying-which might be a plus.

[chagrin]

Reproduce-that is a scary thought. Yeah say no to dope, give it away and you will make friends at the Planet.


stay clean, meaning I have been clean for a year already. I have no more to give away, sorry dude.

[Hammock Parties]

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[Bwana]

To drink more beer!

[sedated]

1) Stay clean (the dope, that is)

6) Reproduce

funny, those are the exact opposite of my resolutions

[milkman]

New resolution-cut down on dumb post.

Well....bye!

[sedated]

New resolution-cut down on dumb post.


so, i guess we won't be seeing much of you next year

[Chan93lx50]

Hmmm, gain 100 lbs
drink twice as much as last year
pick up smoking pot
hump a cat

[Halfcan]

This was supposed to be a nice thread, to post your hopes and dreams of 2006, but it has turned into a shit fest-funny that happens a lot with my threads. I will post only serious, life changing post from now on....



Naw, same shit different year.

[Bob Dole]

This was supposed to be a nice thread, to post your hopes and dreams of 2006, but it has turned into a shit fest-funny that happens a lot with my threads. I will post only serious, life changing post from now on....



Naw, same shit different year.

Perhaps you should change your name to HalfFullCan and then people would enter into your topics with a more positive approach.

[Demonpenz]

i will try to splooge less on girls faces. They really get mad.

[Katipan]

i will try to splooge less on girls faces. They really get mad.

Amazing, isn't it?

[Demonpenz]

i ment less splooge in the eye itself i used to flex my butt and really pile on the right eye. Now i am just going to get one good shot in and move on

[Halfcan]

i ment less splooge in the eye itself i used to flex my butt and really pile on the right eye. Now i am just going to get one good shot in and move on

Happy New Year to some unlucky passed out girl.

Halffullcan

[greg63]

Try to spend less money upgrading my pc....oh, who am I kidding.

[Logical]

I don't usually do resolutions, but this year I am going to start.

...
4) Make friends
...ROFL

[Logical]

...
hump a cat

Gblowfish bet not find out about this!

[luv]

so, i guess we won't be seeing much of you next year
Nor you.

[Simplex3]

1. Finish losing the weight. I'm down about 50lbs with another ~65lbs to go.

2. Spend more time with my kids.

3. Exercise and meditate more.

4. Make enough money to buy and sell you f**kers at will. Not quite sure where I'm going to come up with $1.27, but I'll find it somewhere.

[luv]

4. Make enough money to buy and sell you f**kers at will. Not quite sure where I'm going to come up with $1.27, but I'll find it somewhere.
I'm worth at least twice that!

[Phobia]

I do anti-new year's resolutions. Anything I want to quit, I do as much as I possibly can on Jan 1st. That way, it's not about the New Year because those damn things are destined to fail. This Jan 1 will be one full year off the snuff. I'm pretty happy about that. I'm very nearly perfect so I don't think I'll make any anti-resolutions this year.

[Simplex3]

I'm worth at least twice that!
Only if I pimp you out and that just wouldn't be right.


:p

[chagrin]

ROFL


I know, that's definitely going to be a tough one.

[Nzoner]

I'm going to quit smoking cigs and return to weed,it's cheaper and the buzz is much better.

[Katipan]

I'm going to quit smoking cigs and return to weed,it's cheaper and the buzz is much better.

Welcome back, brother.