Hassan? Hassan? Hassan?

[Ultra Peanut]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/29/teen.iraq.ap.ap/index.html

Um, he skipped off to Iraq. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Farris interviewing minority Christians in Beirut last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

[greg63]

Hassan? :shake:

[Rausch]

Using money his parents had given him at one point, he bought a $900 plane ticket

Let this be a ****ing lesson to you: if you give your kid hundreds of dollars on break he/she will do stupid shit.

The more money you give them the more ****ing retarded they can afford to act...

[Coach]

:spock:

[Logical]

His father, Redha Hassan, a doctor, said his son is an idealist, principled and moral. Aside from the research he wanted to accomplish, he also wrote in an essay saying he wanted to volunteer in Iraq.

Idealist = immature dumbass


"I want to experience during my Christmas the same hardships ordinary Iraqis experience everyday, so that I may better empathize with their distress," he wrote.

Oh yeah, but I freak out at a the look of a few people at a streetside cafe in Baghdad that look at me as though I don't belong.ROFL

[Logical]

His mother, however, sees things differently.

"I don't think I will ever leave him in the house alone again," she said. "He showed a lack of judgment."

Best line in the story.ROFL

[greg63]

Let this be a ****ing lesson to you: if you give your kid hundreds of dollars on break he/she will do stupid shit.

The more money you give them the more ****ing retarded they can afford to act... Idealist = immature dumbass




Oh yeah, but I freak out at a the look of a few people at a streetside cafe in Baghdad that look at me as though I don't belong.ROFL
His mother, however, sees things differently.

"I don't think I will ever leave him in the house alone again," she said. "He showed a lack of judgment."

Best line in the story.ROFL


:clap:Yep!

[Rain Man]

It's a good thing he didn't try to pass himself off as Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Fallujah.

Interesting story.

[chagrin]

Hassan CHOP!

[Herzig]

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

[Herzig]

Coming to a theater near you. "Farris Hassan's Day off in Baghdad"

[siberian khatru]

http://www.geocities.com/nolefan_fsu/football/jones_hassan2.jpg

[chagrin]

http://www.geocities.com/nolefan_fsu/football/jones_hassan2.jpg


good call

[siberian khatru]

good call

Anybody remember him playing for us? In 1993?

[Rain Man]

See, Abe Froman's a Jewish name, and then with the whole pork thing in the Middle East, being the sausage king would make people mad.

[chagrin]

Anybody remember him playing for us? In 1993?

yeah, and I found this on his stat sheet:

"...Hassan Jones is not in the all-time top 50 in any major category..."


creepy, eh? I couldn't believe it!

[Ultra Peanut]

Muramasa18
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/29/teen.iraq.ap.ap/index.html

That guy is in my grade at school. I'd say that pretty much takes the cake as far as stupid goes.
aquabat
haha no shit... i saw this guy on the news. Has he always been a complete douchebag?
Muramasa18
Yes yes yes, a thousand times YES. He is pretty much an ignorant racist sexist ultraconservative pig. I don't know anybody that likes him.
Zython
He probably believed Tom DeLay and other lunatics talking about how Iraq is now America 2 or some shit like that.
Muramasa18
Hell, he probably believes anything that gets spewed out of the mouths of just about anybody in the Reublican party.Small intraweb.

[stumppy]

See, Abe Froman's a Jewish name, and then with the whole pork thing in the Middle East, being the sausage king would make people mad.


:shake:

Not a good sign when you have to start explaining them.

[Skip Towne]

Is this anything like Al Bundy's three coworkers: Habib, Habib and Habib?