Okay, seriously, why the hell is Phobia back?

[RealSNR]

Is this some joke that I missed?

[Phobia]

Is this some joke that I missed?

I've decided I'm going to run all the Chiefs websites.

[Katipan]

For the same reason Taco John is here.

Because I'm here.

[Phobia]

It's true. I do have a crush on Mer.

[Katipan]

So does chiefs4me.

I'm just sayin'...

[Phobia]

So does chiefs4me.

I'm just sayin'...

I didn't know you drove a camaro.

[Frazod]

I've decided I'm going to run all the Chiefs websites.

So did you buy out JD? :D

[Katipan]

I didn't know you drove a camaro.

ROFL

There's a trans am in my backyard, is that close enough?

[Phobia]

I have no comment on that guy.

[Phobia]

ROFL

There's a trans am in my backyard, is that close enough?

,,,,

[jspchief]

Endelt's gone, and yet someone else steps right up to engage in tired flirting rhetoric with Mer. Fresh.

[Katipan]

Read my posts out loud like everyone else, and the commas make sense.

My vernacular and poetry is my charm.
Plus my tiny waist.

[Katipan]

Endelt's gone, and yet someone else steps right up to engage in tired flirting rhetoric with Mer. Fresh.

Come on. In one thread I'm talking about racism. In another I'm talking about San Diego skanks. You want me to talk about baseball and spitting in this one?

[cdcox]

Read my posts out loud like everyone else, and the commas make sense.

My vernacular and poetry is my charm.
Plus my tiny waist.

That wasn't an airplane you felt flying over your head.

[Katipan]

That wasn't an airplane you felt flying over your head.

No bigger than the one that just flew over yours.

[jspchief]

Come on. In one thread I'm talking about racism. In another I'm talking about San Diego skanks. You want me to talk about baseball and spitting in this one?Your "kill you" comment in the San Diego thread just put you in my good graces.

[RealSNR]

Read my posts out loud like everyone else, and the commas make sense.

My vernacular and poetry is my charm.
Plus my tiny waist.Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

[Phobia]

Endelt's gone, and yet someone else steps right up to engage in tired flirting rhetoric with Mer. Fresh.

Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.

[cdcox]

No bigger than the one that just flew over yours.

Duh...

Reading the post in context might help me next time.

[Katipan]

Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.

[RealSNR]

Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.With passionate posts like "I didn't know you drove a camaro." how can you go wrong?

[greg63]

Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I can relate!

[Phobia]

With passionate posts like "I didn't know you drove a camaro." how can you go wrong?

You have your methods and I have mine. Sometimes the dirty little whores need a healthy spanking from their daddy.

[RealSNR]

Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.Which one do you grab your ass with?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Is this some joke that I missed?The Planet was supposed to crash without him. It didn't and now he's back to see what went wrong.

[Hammock Parties]

Phobia is not "back."

Warpaintillustrated and Chiefsplanet merged seamlessly a few hours ago.

The transition was so smooth most of you didn't even notice.

[RedDread]

Phobia is not "back."

Warpaintillustrated and Chiefsplanet merged seamlessly a few hours ago.

The transition was so smooth most of you didn't even notice.

Yeah I noticed two new people registered today.

[Phobia]

The Planet was supposed to crash without him. It didn't and now he's back to see what went wrong.

Shit. I can't believe you just sold me down the river like that.

[tk13]

Yeah I noticed two new people registered today.
ROFL Well played.

[Ultra Peanut]

Yeah I noticed two new people registered today.<5

[Rausch]

Excuse me, sir.... would you mind getting the **** off of my Kool-Aid?

That shit isn't kool-Aid, it's a 12 keg tapper.

Of course, that just makes me raise the eyebrow even further...

[stevieray]

Is this some joke that I missed?

Like this place is some elite Country Club.

[Skip Towne]

Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.
You can only pick your nose with one hand? Not me. I'm amphibious.

[Rausch]

Like this place is some elite Country Club.

Can't be.

They let me in...

[stevieray]

Can't be.

They let me in...

Clear the tables in section 5, and mop the kitchen area before you go.

[Rausch]

Clear the tables in section 5, and mop the kitchen area before you go.

The humor lies in the fact I worked at a country club for 4 years... :)

[chiefqueen]

He's back because he's heard his position on the post count total was being threatened.

[ChiefsFire]

Shit. I was eating Doritos and I stopped to pick my nose but I did it with my eating hand and I got that cheese-dust stuff up there. Now everytime I breathe through my nose I smell doritos.

Has that ever happened to you?

yea

and now ur boogers are gonna taste like cool ranch

[Fire Me Boy!]

Hell no. My eating hand is my mouse clicking hand.
My nose picking hand is my left one.
In the immortal words of DaVinci's Notebook... "If you want to turn your naughty parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn."

[RealSNR]

yea

and now ur boogers are gonna taste like cool ranchNot me. I'm not a fan of booger eating. I just pick to clear some space, that's all.

And they were good Doritos. The Nacho cheese kind. None of that cool ranch shit.

[Katipan]

Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.

lol

[KCTitus]

He's just here to get 50k posts.

[KcMizzou]

He left? I know he said he was going to, but I don't think he ever went through with it.

[Phobia]

He left? I know he said he was going to, but I don't think he ever went through with it.

I left for 3 weeks in December to build Mer a deck.

[Katipan]

Phobia laid the wood!






hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

[David.]

whatever happened to athans site?

[KcMizzou]

I left for 3 weeks in December to build Mer a deck.Heh.

[Danush]

He never really left, did he; he just stepped down as moderator I thought.

[Phobia]

Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.

[Katipan]

Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.

Now I'm going to stalk you like you're Taco John.

[Phobia]

Like I'm scared of internet stalkers. I've had dozens of them.

[Katipan]

I come with duct tape and creamed corn.

[Dartgod]

When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.
The check is in the mail I promise I won't cum in your mouth But she told me she was 18 Why no honey, those jeans don't make your ass look fat Yadda, yadda, yadda...

[Phobia]

I come with duct tape and creamed corn.

I know. Brian told me you were a freak.

[Iowanian]

Thats not creamed corn..thats poor personal hygiene...

[Katipan]

Thats not creamed corn..thats poor personal hygiene...

It's lube.

[KCTitus]

...While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football.

Never happen...

[Iowanian]

It's lube.

maize.....some call in corn.

I guess I could see how an ear of corn could be ribbed for h. p.

[Phobia]

Why wouldn't it happen, Titus? While there may be some there who aren't willing to embrace that change, it is proven to be necessary to building a robust message board community. We get plenty of unique hits though our affiliation with Fox Sports and partnership with yahoo, so eventually they'll come. This place didn't become what it is the moment 80 people left the star board. It takes time.

[Logical]

Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.

Phil

I believe you and take you at your word. However, though I believe traffic will come to that BB I am severely doubtful it will ever embrace NFTs. I have never seen such fierce resistance (almost like fear) of participation in them as you find at that place.

[KCTitus]

Why wouldn't it happen, Titus? While there may be some there who aren't willing to embrace that change, it is proven to be necessary to building a robust message board community. We get plenty of unique hits though our affiliation with Fox Sports and partnership with yahoo, so eventually they'll come. This place didn't become what it is the moment 80 people left the star board. It takes time.

Sure it's necessary, it's what made this place. This place started with a single forum where any and all topics were welcome, it was only after YEARS of established activity and a community was built that people started breaking up the forum--which Im starting to regret.

That place is starting with the broken up forums first, without building the community. You've got a community and it's a bunch of people that like the antiseptic, boring only football junk which while interesting at times becomes really old during the offseason.

Maybe it will work out, Ive been wrong plenty of times before, but right now, it's too rigid and I think that's the result of the existing clientele.

[KCTitus]

...I have never seen such fierce resistance (almost like fear) of participation in them as you find at that place.

I agree. It's a real turnoff.

[Skip Towne]

Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here.
You don't have enough crazy people over there. You need to import some crazy people.

[Baby Lee]

Which one do you grab your ass with?
Volunteers?? Aye, aye!!

[Phobia]

Sure it's necessary, it's what made this place. This place started with a single forum where any and all topics were welcome, it was only after YEARS of established activity and a community was built that people started breaking up the forum--which Im starting to regret.

That place is starting with the broken up forums first, without building the community. You've got a community and it's a bunch of people that like the antiseptic, boring only football junk which while interesting at times becomes really old during the offseason.

Maybe it will work out, Ive been wrong plenty of times before, but right now, it's too rigid and I think that's the result of the existing clientele.

Which is why we're down to the Arrowhead Club (Lounge), Playground (Romper Room), and Premium (no equivelent). They're coming around. The most resistant guys hightailed it a month ago.

[KCTitus]

Which is why we're down to the Arrowhead Club (Lounge), Playground (Romper Room), and Premium (no equivelent). They're coming around. The most resistant guys hightailed it a month ago.

And all the NFT stuff winds up in 'Romper Room' cause some sandgina got all miffed that someone called his opinion moronic.

Good luck with that...

[Phobia]

Nah. I've only seen duplicate threads and a couple "calling out" threads moved to the "Romper Room" in the past month. That aspect is no different than this place, really.

[KCTitus]

Nah. I've only seen duplicate threads and a couple "calling out" threads moved to the "Romper Room" in the past month. That aspect is no different than this place, really.

Ok, I must profess ignorance, really. I watched for a while and it looked like a clusterf*ck of limp wrists, so I bailed.

[Chiefs Express]

Nah - I really left. I'm one of those who said they were leaving and came back. While the Warpaint message board is coming along, it takes a while for a culture change to discuss more than just football. So, I came back to get my NFT fix over here. When Warpaint has sufficient traffic and has embraced universal discussion, I'll spend less and less time here..

In the time since you "bailed" how many members have joined WPI? In the short time I spend there I haven't seen any great expansion.

You say it takes time, but I'm not sure there is that much time left.

I don't think it will actually rival this place, but everyone has their opinion.

[Phobia]

Ok, I must profess ignorance, really. I watched for a while and it looked like a clusterf*ck of limp wrists, so I bailed.No biggy. Naturally, I'm going to sugarcoat the Warpaint experience. It's nothing like this place. It will be similar at some point. I don't think it will take 5 years simply because we have a lot of high profile affiliates driving traffic. But it definitely won't happen overnight.

[Chiefs Express]

No biggy. Naturally, I'm going to sugarcoat the Warpaint experience. It's nothing like this place. It will be similar at some point. I don't think it will take 5 years simply because we have a lot of high profile affiliates driving traffic. But it definitely won't happen overnight.

A six pack says it doesn't happen as you expect.

[JimNasium]

Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.
Sorry. I've already got that covered with JennyGump.

[Baby Lee]

Who's flirting? We're conducting a full blown, torrid internet affair right under your noses.
Is that what I smell?

[Brock]

In the time since you "bailed" how many members have joined WPI? In the short time I spend there I haven't seen any great expansion.

You say it takes time, but I'm not sure there is that much time left.

I don't think it will actually rival this place, but everyone has their opinion.

You don't appear to post there, so they have that going for them.

[Chiefs Express]

You don't appear to post there, so they have that going for them.

I have been posting there since before Phobia left here.

I guess you missed something.

[Katipan]

I missed why you give a shit.

[mike_b_284]

Thats not creamed corn..thats poor personal hygiene...
:Lin:

[Phobia]

Ironically Tom joined Warpaint about a week before I assumed control. Heh.

Tom we've had about 500 people register AND post since I joined. Simple registrations aren't counted in our database until the first post is made.

[Chiefs Express]

Ironically Tom joined Warpaint about a week before I assumed control. Heh.

Tom we've had about 500 people register AND post since I joined. Simple registrations aren't counted in our database until the first post is made.

You missed the point posted before that I went there because you weren't there.

[Chiefs Express]

I missed why you give a shit.

Who?

[StcChief]

You have to wonder how much the traffic is up over there?

I check in occasionally, kinda slow now with Chiefs season over and coaches in place, waiting for draft and cuts, FA signings.

[Phobia]

When I joined it was averaging 200 posts and under 5,000 visits per day. Now we're over 400 posts and 17585 visits. Yeah, it seems slow - it is especially compared to this place and especially during the day.

[mike_b_284]

You can only pick your nose with one hand? Not me. I'm amphibious.

:hmmm: amidextrious?

[Over-Head]

You missed the point posted before that I went there because you weren't there.
So does this mean that since Phobia's back, you'll soon be leaving? :D

[Skip Towne]

:hmmm: amidextrious?
Stupid n00b. He can't spell either.

[Bob Dole]

Like this place is some elite Country Club.

You're confused.

According to sources close to the organization, WPI is the Country Club, while ChiefsPlanet.com maintains its status as The Soup Kitchen of NFL Message Boards&trade;.

[Jenny Gump]

Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.

[Bob Dole]

Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.

Why not?

Everyone else here has...

[Jenny Gump]

Why not?

Everyone else here has...

The Senator shoots...and he scores.

[B2chiefsfan]

Why not?

Everyone else here has...


Oh Damn!!!!!!!

ROFLROFLROFL

[chiefs4me]

You're confused.

According to sources close to the organization, WPI is the Country Club, while ChiefsPlanet.com maintains its status as The Soup Kitchen of NFL Message Boards™.




and that kitchen serves up everything you could possibly imagine..ROFL

[Bowser]

I heard it was reported by a local internet news guy that Phobia is going to be the new coach of the Lions. He's just checking in here to get pointers on how head coaches are supposed to do their jobs.

[chiefs4me]

I heard it was reported by a local internet news guy that Phobia is going to be the new coach of the Lions. He's just checking in here to get pointers on how head coaches are supposed to do their jobs.




oh my gosh, you made a funny..:D and it was a good one.

[KChiefsQT]

Cause he's cool like that.
Know how I know you're gay?

[Katipan]

Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.

YAY! hi!

[Over-Head]

Phobia keeps trying to get me to come over to WI. BTW Phil, I don't think you can officially entice me with naked pictures of Pink, if she isn't aware you are sending them. I will NOT date your wife.
How about a mercy jump with me instead? ROFL

[Chiefs Express]

So does this mean that since Phobia's back, you'll soon be leaving? :D

No.

[Chiefs Express]

Stupid n00b. He can't spell either.

That makes two of you.