Len just coined LJ's nickname

[The Red Death]

I hadn't heard this one before, but I think it's a keeper: "Larry Johnson is a centaur. He's half man and half beast."

[HolmeZz]

That's retarded.

[alnorth]

It doesnt pass the self-explanatory test. If the first reaction is "huh?" and you have to explain what the nickname means, it probably wont stick.

There have been many exceptions to this rule, but I doubt this is one of them.

[Skip Towne]

I like Sledgehammer.

[Zebedee DuBois]

But...but....

I thought it was "Grandmama"

[beer bacon]

I have been calling him Larry "The Larry Johnson" Johnson. It has a nice ring to it.

[RedDread]

Whatever happened to Leon?

[RealSNR]

Better that than half man half machine

http://www.amiri.info/images/uploads/Darth-Vader.jpg

[007]

The Jackhammer.

[chappy]

what about LJ

[Tactical Funky]

I have been calling him Larry "The Larry Johnson" Johnson. It has a nice ring to it.
That's PERFECT - it's just so fitting!

ROFL

[Demonpenz]

whats the mythical creature that can't block worth a shit?

[chappy]

whats the mythical creature that can't block worth a shit?

Um... i am guessing a unicorn couldn't block very good
Larry "The Unicorn" Johnson?

[chappy]

The Diamond Cutter

[sedated]

Larry "Diamond" Johnson?

[chappy]

King Pink

[GoDickGo]

I hadn't heard this one before, but I think it's a keeper: "Larry Johnson is a centaur. He's half man and half beast."sounds kinda gay

[VonneMarie]

Whatever happened to Leon?
That was so his rookie year...

[Halfcan]

sounds kinda gay

Yes very gay., Worse than Pampers Johnson.
I like just plain old LJ.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Johnson,
he uses two hands to make vagina. I reckon one hand does fine for most of us

[Ultra Peanut]

Larry "The Unicorn" Johnson?We have a winner!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Larry "Diamond" Johnson?

how about neil diamond?

[chappy]

We have a winner!

Larry "The Unicorn" Johnson

He Gallops
He Flys
And He isn't afraid of lowering his head to give you a BIP

[KcMizzou]

Larry "The Unicorn" Johnson

He Gallops
He Flys
And He isn't afraid of lowering his head to give you a BIP Heh... "They Unicorn" is way too ghey.

[007]

Yes very gay., Worse than Pampers Johnson.
I like just plain old LJ.

Yeah but LJ was used by the basketball player. Using initials is kind of cliche these days. Lets just call him Larry. ROFL

[chappy]

Heh... "They Unicorn" is way too ghey.

Not Larry "The Unicorn" Johnson

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/unicorn.jpg

[Extra Point]

Minotaur, yes. Centaur, unicorn, no.