Thanks

[luv]

I just want to say thanks for putting up with my ignorance this past year. I've been trying to learn more, sort through opinions vs. facts vs. BS on here, etc. I can tell a difference when I talk to people. When I talk to other Chiefs fans at work, I can actually go into a more in-depth conversation and understand what they are talking about. It's weird to talk to people who remind me of how I used to be. They know if their team won the week before, but they have no clue what their record is, what their chances for playoffs are, etc. I know I have a long way to go, but I just wanted you to know that I have enjoyed the past year.

Oh, and I can get quite opinionated once I am confident. Beware! :)

[Rain Man]

You aren't really smarter. You just feel smarter because you hang around with us.

[milkman]

And once you start to share your opinions, you'll get lambasted for them just like the rest of us.

[luv]

You aren't really smarter. You just feel smarter because you hang around with us.
I'm pretty sure that's NOT it. :p

[Katipan]

post your tits!

[kcfanXIII]

ya see, i started sharing my opinions, got criticized for it, now i'm through that part.

[luv]

post your tits!
I would, but the other women on here might get jealous.

[beer bacon]

The trick is to lure them into overconfidence so the dogpile is justified.

[Imon Yourside]

post your tits!

what she said...

[Hydrae]

I would, but the other women on here might get jealous.


We don't care if they do. :D

[luv]

ya see, i started sharing my opinions, got criticized for it, now i'm through that part.
You had the advantage of already having football knowledge before you posted on here. Not to worry, I'll catch up!

[Mr. Laz]

I just want to say thanks for putting up with my ignorance this past year. :)

show how grateful you are? :hump:




:fire:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

And I would like to thank everyone at the Planet for tolerating my smell.

[luv]

We don't care if they do. :D
It's all about respect. I respect others by not doing so, and I keep respect by not doing so. Well, the respect of respectable people, anyway. I'm still looking for one on here. ROFL

[Bugeater]

It's all about respect. I respect others by not doing so, and I keep respect by not doing so. Well, the respect of respectable people, anyway. I'm still looking for one on here. ROFL
:hmmm:

[Rain Man]

ya see, i started sharing my opinions, got criticized for it, now i'm through that part.

You're wrong.

[Katipan]

We don't care if they do. :D

ROFL

awesome.

[luv]

Bumping for night crew.

[Katipan]

wanna see a picture of endelt's crotch?

[Mr. Kotter]

PM me your address, so I can send you a bill.

:p

[luv]

wanna see a picture of endelt's crotch?
Is that a trick question? I've heard he doesn't really have one.

[Mr. Kotter]

Is that a trick question? I've heard he doesn't really have one.

He doesn't. But Mer owns it, and carries it in her purse.

[Katipan]

Is that a trick question? I've heard he doesn't really have one.

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/xxx.jpg

[KChiefsQT]

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/xxx.jpg
I don't remember it being that short. hmmmm

[luv]

http://members.cox.net/merisssa/xxx.jpg
Tease.

[Katipan]

I don't remember it being that short. hmmmm

Flopped on your face is a strange perspective.

[KChiefsQT]

You were probably stoned.

Did I look black, too?

no.... i'm not color blind. You must've been a softy the day the pic was taken.. because a three-inch cock would not be covered by that tiny box. :)

[KChiefsQT]

Flopped on your face is a strange perspective.

that must be it.

[Halfcan]

I just want to say thanks for putting up with my ignorance this past year. I've been trying to learn more, sort through opinions vs. facts vs. BS on here, etc. I can tell a difference when I talk to people. When I talk to other Chiefs fans at work, I can actually go into a more in-depth conversation and understand what they are talking about. It's weird to talk to people who remind me of how I used to be. They know if their team won the week before, but they have no clue what their record is, what their chances for playoffs are, etc. I know I have a long way to go, but I just wanted you to know that I have enjoyed the past year.

Oh, and I can get quite opinionated once I am confident. Beware! :)

Just keep reading my post and threads-you can't help but smartin' up even more.

[Katipan]

Just keep reading my post and threads-you can't help but smartin' up even more.

Luv, I can't hang out in your threads anymore if you let guys like this in them.

[luv]

Luv, I can't hang out in your threads anymore if you let guys like this in them.
I have to let him in. He gives me rep.

[Katipan]

I have to let him in. He gives me rep.

harlot!! harlot!!

[Mr. Kotter]

I have to let him in. He gives me rep.

Damn, you are easy. :hmmm:

[milkman]

I have to let him in. He gives me rep.

That's cuz you have a box, and he wants you to make room for him in there.

[Mr. Kotter]

harlot!! harlot!!

Nope.

Sounds likes she's givin' it away....

[Katipan]

Nope.

Sounds likes she's givin' it away....

Don't talk shit about my girl. I'll take your balls too.

[luv]

That's cuz you have a box, and he wants you to make room for him in there.
ROFL

[luv]

Damn, you are easy. :hmmm:
I let you in, didn't I? I'm just too sweet. o:-)

[Mr. Kotter]

I let you in, didn't I? I'm just too sweet. o:-)

Really?

Was I good? :hmmm:

[luv]

Really?

Was I good? :hmmm:
I'm talking about my thread. Where did your mind go astray? :p

[Halfcan]

I have to let him in. He gives me rep.


None that you don't deserve from one of your awesome post.

We should be telling you thanks.

[luv]

None that you don't deserve from one of your awesome post.

We should be telling you thanks.
Please, please.....go on. :)

[milkman]

None that you don't deserve from one of your awesome post.

We should be telling you thanks.

He types with one hand, while :whackit: with the other.

[Halfcan]

You are the everlasting sunshine on this dark dark Planet.

[luv]

He types with one hand, while :whackit: with the other.
You shoosh! I'm being an attention whore. :)

[Katipan]

Hon, I'm afraid they haven't been in his possession for years.

Hi Sexy Tom. Did you forget my name?

[Mr. Kotter]

Don't talk shit about my girl. I'll take your balls too.

Hell, I'd give 'em too you if I could find 'em. :shrug:

[Katipan]

I don't think I ever knew it.

If I show you my ass will you remember?

[Mr. Kotter]

Hon, I'm afraid they haven't been in his possession for years.

Hell, I subjected you to the sob story sometime during our drinking?

Sorry about that.... :shake:

[luv]

Hell, I'd give 'em too you if I could find 'em. :shrug:
Did you know the cloud in your avatar misspelled POOF?

[Mr. Kotter]

Try losing twenty pounds. I bet they're hiding down there with your other lost friend: penis.


Eh, actually that's not the problem....if they were there, I'd damn well see them bad boys.

[Katipan]

Can I have a picture?

You already have tons, sexy Tom.

[Mr. Kotter]

Did you know the cloud in your avatar misspelled POOF?


No, no....it's supposed to be POFF.....it's Belgian for "Ah, Shit!"

[milkman]

You shoosh! I'm being an attention whore. :)

Female, attention whore?

What's the difference?

[Halfcan]

Hey Sidewinder, shut the f#ck up dumbazz! I am a Goddess of all things beautiful, and you are lucky I post here.. :)


There, fixed your post for ya LUV.

[luv]

No, no....it's supposed to be POFF.....it's Belgian for "Ah, Shit!"
I'll take your word for it.

[Katipan]

Female, attention whore?

What's the difference?

A female can sit perched at the bar with a dissertation on the mating habits of an african dung beetle and still pick, proposition, and pull any man to her with her eyes.

An attention whore just asks "who wants a body shot?"

[luv]

Female, attention whore?

What's the difference?
C'mon. I'm not that bad that often. You know you gotta love luv. C'mon.

[luv]

A female can sit perched at the bar with a dissertation on the mating habits of an african dung beetle and still pick, proposition, and pull any man to her with her eyes.

An attention whore just asks "who wants a body shot?"
I'm usually the quiet one. Only, I can never seem to hold someone's gaze without some female with a smokin' body walking by to take it away.

[Katipan]

The attention whore is getting ****ed tonight!

While the "female" licks my balls.

I got skillz, baby.

I blame Halfwit for this post.

[milkman]

C'mon. I'm not that bad that often. You know you gotta love luv. C'mon.

Of course I know that.

I wouldn't be bustin' yer.....Funin' ya if I didn't.

[Katipan]

I'm usually the quiet one. Only, I can never seem to hold someone's gaze without some female with a smokin' body walking by to take it away.

Eaaaasy.

You look too. Then when the guy looks back at you, you cock your eyebrow at him, deliberately glance back at the smoking hot body, smile softly and look away.

[luv]

Of course I know that.

I wouldn't be bustin' yer.....Funin' ya if I didn't.
Bustin' sounds like more fun.

[Halfcan]

Eaaaasy.

You look too. Then when the guy looks back at you, you cock your eyebrow at him, deliberately glance back at the smoking hot body, smile softly and look away.


If that fails, show your tits.

[milkman]

There, fixed your post for ya LUV.

That was very clever for a creatively challenged half wit!
:clap:

[Halfcan]

I knew it was a bad idea to let him ghostwrite my posts.

the price was so cheap, though...


Yeah I work cheap. Nice upgrade on the avatar.

[luv]

If that fails, show your tits.
No body parts...

















...in public.

[milkman]

Bustin' sounds like more fun.

I'm only makin' an educated guess here, but I bet the bustin' has already been done.

No Cherry Pie for me!

[luv]

I'm only makin' an educated guess here, but I bet the bustin' has already been done.

No Cherry Pie for me!
True, but do you like cream pie? :)

[Halfcan]

Thanks. We hired a better photographer this time.


Getting a better looking chick on there helps too-lol

[Halfcan]

True, but do you like cream pie? :)


Double helping for me please. :p :p :p :p :p

[milkman]

True, but do you like cream pie? :)
:p

[luv]

Okay, I'm gonna need to stay out of my own thread. It's been about 6 weeks and counting.

[luv]

She gets better looking every day.
You're being too sweet. She's either got you whipped, or you are running a very high temp.

[Katipan]

You're being too sweet. She's either got you whipped, or you are running a very high temp.

He was fine when he left my house.

However, I am about to start an intervention on you liking young, dumb, and full of cum idiots.

[luv]

He was fine when he left my house.

However, I am about to start an intervention on you liking young, dumb, and full of cum idiots.
Me? :spock:

[Katipan]

What, a guy can't say something nice every once in awhile?

I have a great new years eve story for her if you want your bad boy rep back.

[Halfcan]

Okay, I'm gonna need to stay out of my own thread. It's been about 6 weeks and counting.


You had your free room at Hotel Halfcan available this weekend, featuring, no cable TV, continental breakfast, and new flannel sheets.

An opportunity of a lifetime for any hot chick such as yourself.

[luv]

What, a guy can't say something nice every once in awhile?
I guess you do have your moments.

[Katipan]

You had your free room at Hotel Halfcan available this weekend, featuring, no cable TV, continental breakfast, and new flannel sheets.

An opportunity of a lifetime for any hot chick such as yourself.

Seriously, if you ever sleep with this man, I'm personally locking you in a chastity belt and keeping the key.

[Katipan]

Wait.... so forgetting to spend ten dollars makes someone a bad boy? I've been wasting so much energy all these years.

There were so many handsome men needing kisses at midnight.
I'm sure one of them would have paid.

[Halfcan]

Seriously, if you ever sleep with this man, I'm personally locking you in a chastity belt and keeping the key.


Sounds like jealousy to me. Sorry I don't like married chicks.

[milkman]

He was fine when he left my house.

However, I am about to start an intervention on you liking young, dumb, and full of cum idiots.

I wish I resembled that remark.

I left young behind a number of years ago.

[Katipan]

Sounds like jealousy to me. Sorry I don't like married chicks.


THANK YOU JESUS

[Katipan]

I wish I resembled that remark.

I left young behind a number of years ago.

Thats a good thing. :)

[Katipan]

I'm pretty sure one of them did.

And, apparently, will continue to.

Sexy Tom only bought me a shot and a beer.



poke poke

[Halfcan]

THANK YOU JESUS


Yep, thats what you would be screaming. You can still dream if you want.

[Halfcan]

I'm pretty sure one of them did.

And, apparently, will continue to.


So where will Mer kiss you for ten dollars. $10 make you hollar!

I think I would rather gamble in the Coaches pool.

[Katipan]

Yep, thats what you would be screaming. You can still dream if you want.

I'd be screaming rape, muder, or fire.

[Katipan]

He also called you a hooker.

heh.

and just like you...

only ONCE.

[ChiTown]

On whichever part I told her I kicked your ass with.
:spock:

[Halfcan]

I'd be screaming damm your a stud!!!

[luv]

Seriously, if you ever sleep with this man, I'm personally locking you in a chastity belt and keeping the key.
Nah. I like a guys who challenge me mentally.

[Katipan]

I'd be screaming damm your a stud!!!

So you dont just lower the IQ of everyone the reads your drivel, but you make the girls you **** into brainless retards too.

Great trick.

[Katipan]

Nah. I like a guys who challenge me mentally.

I love you.

[Halfcan]

Halfcan, what are you doing, man? You're gonna make Barbie jealous this way. She's gonna send her nine year old over to crack your kneecaps with a pool cue.


LOL-yeah I better watch out. That kid is a badazz.

[Halfcan]

Nah. I like a guys who challenge me mentally.


Don't worry, I will take you to the art musuem, before we go get drunk.

[milkman]

Nah. I like a guys who challenge me mentally.


Ouch.

Half wit is now :deevee:

[Halfcan]

Ouch.

Half wit is now :deevee:


I think after 6 weeks, she will forget about that requirement after a couple of beers.

[Halfcan]

So you dont just lower the IQ of everyone the reads your drivel, but you make the girls you **** into brainless retards too.

Great trick.


Most are allready there.

[luv]

Don't worry, I will take you to the art musuem, before we go get drunk.
I'm smart, not classy.

[Halfcan]

Okay, I'm gonna need to stay out of my own thread. It's been about 6 weeks and counting.


One night with Halfcan will solve that problem.

[milkman]

I think after 6 weeks, she will forget about that requirement after a couple of beers.

Good women don't lower their requirements.

[Halfcan]

I'm smart, not classy.


Okay the library then. Except I don't have my card anymore-I ran a bar tab up on it.

[Halfcan]

Good women don't lower their requirements.


They do after a 12 pack. Oh I was thinking about me-lol

[milkman]

They do after a 12 pack. Oh I was thinking about me-lol

No, they never had any standards to begin with.

[greg63]

Well, luv I have enjoyed the non-football knowledge I've gleaned from you, and I too have thoroughly enjoyed this season on the Planet. :D

[luv]

Well, luv I have enjoyed the non-football knowledge I've gleaned from you, and I too have thoroughly enjoyed this season on the Planet. :D
You know what? I don't think I've come across a person on here as genuinely nice and sincere as you are. You always find something good to say to others while everyone else is dogging them. Even when you disagree, you do so respectfully. You are one cool guy!

[Halfcan]

You know what? I don't think I've come across a person on here as genuinely nice and sincere as you are. You always find something good to say to others while everyone else is dogging them. Even when you disagree, you do so respectfully. You are one cool guy!


Yep, couldn't agree more!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[greg63]

You know what? I don't think I've come across a person on here as genuinely nice and sincere as you are. You always find something good to say to others while everyone else is dogging them. Even when you disagree, you do so respectfully. You are one cool guy!
…Thank you luv. I know it’s kinda corny and cliché, but I've always tried to treat others the way I would want to be treated, and there are a lot of really good people here at the Planet that I enjoy conversing with; such as yourself. :thumb:

[greg63]

Yep, couldn't agree more!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Thanks buddy, since I'm being cliché here; Birds of a feather...:D

[luv]

Halfcan, luv2rite, would you mind sucking greg off in the corner where the rest of us can't see? Thanks.
There's the Delt I know and love!

[Halfcan]

Halfcan, luv2rite, would you mind sucking greg off in the corner where the rest of us can't see? Thanks.


Hey we have to endure endless Mer fantasies involving you in a drunk helpless state. A few compliments couldn't be that bad. Its only 356 days til Christmas=get into the spirit dude.

[Halfcan]

There's the Delt I know and love!

Damm the Bad Boyz always get the hot chicks.

[greg63]

There's the Delt I know and love!
ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Yup!

[luv]

Damm the Bad Boyz always get the hot chicks.
Yep. Mer's got him wrapped around her finger.

[greg63]

Damm the Bad Boyz always get the hot chicks.

..."Nice guys finish last" is only a myth. :D

[greg63]

Hey we have to endure endless Mer fantasies involving you in a drunk helpless state. A few compliments couldn't be that bad. Its only 356 days til Christmas=get into the spirit dude.

:clap::clap::clap:

...lol, glad to see I'm not the only one counting.

[kregger]

..."Nice guys finish last" is only a myth. :D
Sometimes they don't even get to finish. Nudge,nudge

[greg63]

Sometimes they don't even get to finish. Nudge,nudge

ROFLROFLROFL