A man's ideal night....

[KChiefsQT]

I know what a woman finds sexy and romantic... but I need a man's perspective here. If you got off a long day at work and walked in the door... what would be the ideal scene to walk into?

[Taco John]

A blow job and a beer. Rinse and repeat. Wipe hands on pants.


It's really all that simple.

[JohnnyV13]

Does it have to include you?

[KChiefsQT]

Does it have to include you?
no... emily will do. ahahha u jackass.

[milkman]

Twins.

[KChiefsQT]

Twins.
ROFL

[Sully]

It's always big for me just if the fiance has planned something. She doesn't like to make a lot of decisions once she gets home from work, so those few times when she decides what is for dinner, and what we are doing, it's really great.
I like a nice dinner, a good game on the tube, and beer.
If you wanna go the romantic route, dinner is still great, and then a nice outfit or something to stimulate the mood...
Then afterward, a game and some beer...

[B2chiefsfan]

Something like this perhaps......?????:p


http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/temp/12_29_2005/pic2323.jpg

[KcMizzou]

Thread's over... B2 wins.

[siberian khatru]

If you gave a guy a blowjob and a beer every night when he got home from work, he'd never leave you. You could rob the ****er blind and he wouldn't care....as long as he could count on that.

I keep telling the wife that and she keeps giving me shit about the kids seeing us, etc.

[B2chiefsfan]

Thread's over... B2 wins.:)

[Deberg_1990]

Anne Hathaway sitting on my couch with dinner on the stove and a cold beer in her hand for me would be nice. Is that too much to ask??

[Iowanian]

An Hour of silence.

[B2chiefsfan]

FWIW.... I'm a little slow right now. I started my post when B2's wasn't there yet.

ROFL

[Nzoner]

So far Taco John is the heterosexual on the thread.

Seriously, hon... it's that simple. If you gave a guy a blowjob and a beer every night when he got home from work, he'd never leave you. You could rob the ****er blind and he wouldn't care....as long as he could count on that.

As a married man I gotta disagree here given the choice of a bj and a beer nightly or a 3some with twins once a week(hell once a month)I'd have to go with the latter.

[Iowanian]

Now that he's had the quiet time, with full control of the remote, and hasn't had to listen to any insignificant part of your day.

The beer and the BJ.

Then....get your ass in the other room and fetch him the big piece of chicken.

[Fire Me Boy!]

As a married man I gotta disagree here given the choice of a bj and a beer nightly or a 3some with twins once a week(hell once a month)I'd have to go with the latter.
Me too. :thumb:

[4th and Long]

I'll go with the general consensus and say that a mouth hug is a nice way to be greeted upon your return to the family dwelling as well.

[ChiTown]

Of course a blow job from my wife as I walk thru the door would be swell. However, if her red-headed friend with the huge tits were to give me the bj, that would probably be better. Just saying...........

[chiefs4me]

It's always big for me just if the fiance has planned something. She doesn't like to make a lot of decisions once she gets home from work, so those few times when she decides what is for dinner, and what we are doing, it's really great.
I like a nice dinner, a good game on the tube, and beer.
If you wanna go the romantic route, dinner is still great, and then a nice outfit or something to stimulate the mood...
Then afterward, a game and some beer...




that looks to me like a red wings avatar..is it?? I guess noone told you, no red wing fans allowed......:D

[chiefs4me]

Now that he's had the quiet time, with full control of the remote, and hasn't had to listen to any insignificant part of your day.

The beer and the BJ.

Then....get your ass in the other room and fetch him the big piece of chicken.



you pig

[Iowanian]

you pig

Go squeeze a leg into your 1999 pants and say that with a strait face.

Your poor, poor husband's greatest night, involves you being snowed in at an airport..far, far away.

[chiefs4me]

oh and qt, most of the men here are telling you the truth, when they come home they want sex, booze, sex, booze, sex sex,booze sex sex sex, booze and so on.....:shrug:

[Iowanian]

no....apparently your husband is the only one who needs a couple of quarts of Crown to play skin legos with you.

[chiefs4me]

Go squeeze a leg into your 1999 pants and say that with a strait face.

Your poor, poor husband's greatest night, involves you being snowed in at an airport..far, far away.




ROFL......I'm in to good of mood tonight killer.....:D

[KChiefsQT]

oh and qt, most of the men here are telling you the truth, when they come home they want sex, booze, sex, booze, sex sex,booze sex sex sex, booze and so on.....:shrug:
Yeah... I was looking for something a little more romantic. Romance= Blow Jobs in a man's eyes. I'm catching on here.

[chiefs4me]

no....apparently your husband is the only one who needs a couple of quarts of Crown to play skin legos with you.








quarts...ROFL nah, those bottles are to small, we buy the big ones..:D

[ChiefaRoo]

I prefer Martini's but other than that slobbing the knob rules............ but don't forget the step children

[ChiTown]

Yeah... I was looking for something a little more romantic. Romance= Blow Jobs in a man's eyes. I'm catching on here.

You must be a quick read. My wife hasn't caught on to that yet and I've been married 15 years...........either that or she's way too smart for me.

[Katipan]

Some of you are awfully hard up for blow jobs.

Your wives suck ass.

[alanm]

oh and qt, most of the men here are telling you the truth, when they come home they want sex, booze, sex, booze, sex sex,booze sex sex sex, booze and so on.....:shrug:
I could go for a piece of pie. :p

[ChiefaRoo]

Hmmm, ass sucking wives. Awesome!!

[Nzoner]

Some of you are awfully hard up for blow jobs.

Your wives suck ass.

No,I don't think they suck anything.

[ChiTown]

Hmmm, ass sucking wives. Awesome!!

Cool. Our first scat lover of the night.

[Iowanian]

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Since you're wanting it to be the perfect night for him...make sure a Fight or MNF is on, and after the BJ, refresh his beer on the way out to your sisters.

[ChiefaRoo]

Just trying to live up to this boards high standards

[milkman]

Some of you are awfully hard up for blow jobs.

Your wives suck ass.

No, I'm not hard up for a blow job.

I'm hard up for two blowjobs, from twins.

[B2chiefsfan]

Yeah... I was looking for something a little more romantic. Romance= Blow Jobs in a man's eyes. I'm catching on here.


You're trying to get an opinion of a man's few of romance on this here Chiefsplanet.....eh..............ROFL

[Iowanian]

sounds like roo has been in jail.

worked in the kitchen....in charge of salads.

[Katipan]

Maybe they're just not sucking their husbands' dick/ass.... somebody might be getting bathed in saliva.

Saliva really is a terrible thing to waste.
Like blood.

[ChiefaRoo]

I wouldn't like jail.... too pretty.

[chiefs4me]

I could go for a piece of pie. :p






2 outta 3 is all you are getting..:D

[ChiefaRoo]

KCChiefsQT .... you asked for a glimpse inside the mind of the beast and I trust you've now been thoroughly disgusted.

I will say this about women though. If you get them properly stimultated they'll do just about anything.

[Nzoner]

KCChiefsQT .... you asked for a glimpse inside the mind of the beast and I trust you've now been thoroughly disgusted.


And I trust you don't QT very well then.

[ChiefaRoo]

You mean she's not? Guess I don't 'zoner

[B2chiefsfan]

KCChiefsQT .... you asked for a glimpse inside the mind of the beast and I trust you've now been thoroughly disgusted.

I will say this about women though. If you get them properly stimultated they'll do just about anything.

Give them theirs, and you'll get yourz.............

[KChiefsQT]

And I trust you don't QT very well then.
ROFL

[milkman]

And I trust you don't QT very well then.

He's got 9 posts.

He doesn't know Cutie, or anyone all that well here.

[KChiefsQT]

You mean she's not? Guess I don't 'zoner
Nope... a blow-job's a shoe in... looking for a little something special... to go with the hummer.

[B2chiefsfan]

Nope... a blow-job's a shoe in... looking for a little something special... to go with the hummer.

Can of whip cream........adds to the flavor...:)

[Megbert]

Less talk more BJ and booze. Steak would be nice too. If have to wait on BJ she better be wearing something that looks great on her but even better on the bedroom floor.

[ChiefaRoo]

Long time lurker though. I've just been waiting for a thread I can sink my ummm teeth into.

[Nzoner]

He's got 9 posts.

He doesn't know Cutie, or anyone all that well here.

Yeah,well,that was kinda my point.

[Mosbonian]

So far Taco John is the heterosexual on the thread.

Seriously, hon... it's that simple. If you gave a guy a blowjob and a beer every night when he got home from work, he'd never leave you. You could rob the ****er blind and he wouldn't care....as long as he could count on that.


:thumb: :clap:

mmaddog
*******

[luv]

Can of whipcream........
I have some stuff you could use. I'm sure that surprises you. I'd have a few ideas, but I'm not a guy.

[Mosbonian]

An Hour of silence.

Isn't that achieved by the blowjob?

mmaddog
*******

[Katipan]

Lick his balls.

[Mosbonian]

Some of you are awfully hard up for blow jobs.

Your wives suck ass.

Not hard up.....just appreciative of a continual job well done.

mmaddog
*******

[Skip Towne]

Nope... a blow-job's a shoe in... looking for a little something special... to go with the hummer.
Can you hum the Star Spangled Banner? My ex could.

[Nzoner]

teeth

that word has no business in a thread where the majority of posts are about bj's

[Katipan]

Not hard up.....just appreciative of a continual job well done.

mmaddog
*******

Donkey balls.

If you're being woken up right and being put to bed right, then odds are you're going to ask for a beer and a bowl over a beer and a blow.

ok maybe not.

[Nzoner]

When used correctly....

You're a braver man than I buddy.

[Katipan]

You're a braver man than I buddy.

alpaca! alpaca!

[Fire Me Boy!]

alpaca! alpaca!

??? ROFL

http://www.livestockpros.com/alpaca/images/alpaca.jpg

[JohnnyV13]

You could always use the Ali Larter strategy.....

Cover your boobs in whipped cream.....

[Megbert]

Perfect night includes the aformentioned BJ's but to make it truly perfect - swallow. None of this spitting on my stomach or in the sink.

[Katipan]

You could always use the Ali Larter strategy.....

Cover your boobs in whipped cream.....

She smokes pot.

Better make it cheetos.

[Frazod]

An Hour of silence.

How about AN EVENING of silence?

And a blowjob (and, unlike the ones I normally get, A GOOD ONE). Preferably while watching football.

To hell with the beer. I want scotch.

[Frazod]

Maybe you're not tipping her enough.

I'm tipping her far more than she deserves. :grr:

[Frazod]

Maybe the next tip you give her should be, "Go find another sucker. I can get better looking and younger than you to sleep with me." I hear that one works well.

Even my wife's not dumb enough to buy into that. :D

[Mosbonian]

Donkey balls.

If you're being woken up right and being put to bed right, then odds are you're going to ask for a beer and a bowl over a beer and a blow.

ok maybe not.

I have no problems either getting put to bed right, or even being woke up correctly.....it usually involves food and the aforementioned actions.

I've been married 21 years and I still go to bed and wake up with a smile on my face...

mmaddog
*******

[JohnnyV13]

Oh, and any perfect night for a man should include certain quotes:


1) I've never had so many orgasms in my life...
2) I really don't like men going down on me...that's just a myth
3) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4) Oh baby, I've GOT to have it right now...pleasssse pleasseeee please......
5) I don't really mind you telling me how you want to f**k my best friend. In fact, I think its kinda sexy.

[Phobia]

Steak and blowjob night is my favorite night of the week.

I'm pretty sure you stole that from a handsome guy.

I'm shocked this thread has so much blowjob talk. I guess I take all that for granted.

Where is all the "do it in the butt" discussion? Was that a 2004 thing?

[Eleazar]

Bring me BBQ and watch what I want to watch. Good enough for me...

[Skip Towne]

Maybe the next tip you give her should be, "Go find another sucker. I can get better looking and younger than you to sleep with me." I hear that one works well.
Yeah, Fraz, try that. You work for lawyers so she'll only get 7/8 of everything you own.

[KChiefsQT]

She smokes pot.

Better make it cheetos.
Pot smokers don't like whipped cream??

[chiefs4me]

How about AN EVENING of silence?

And a blowjob (and, unlike the ones I normally get, A GOOD ONE). Preferably while watching football.

To hell with the beer. I want scotch.






little picky aren't we???? ROFL

[Frazod]

little picky aren't we???? ROFL

Who, me? o:-)

[Katipan]

Pot smokers don't like whipped cream??

well i've never met a pot head that would choose it over cheetos. :P

but hey. if it involves sex and food, i'm a fan.

[KChiefsQT]

well i've never met a pot head that would choose it over cheetos. :P

but hey. if it involves sex and food, i'm a fan.
ROFL

[luv]

qt, you need to empty out some messages to make room for more.

[B2chiefsfan]

qt, you need to empty out some messages to make room for more.


AH HA!!!!!

The request are stacking up!!


:hmmm:

[luv]

You can ask her out in front of all of us. don't be shy.
I'm offering creative suggestions that go beyond (but do include) BJ's.

[KcMizzou]

I'm offering creative suggestions that go beyond (but do include) BJ's.Does it involve just a feather... or the whole chicken?

[KChiefsQT]

I'm offering creative suggestions that go beyond (but do include) BJ's.
made some room in my box for ya luv.


:)

[B2chiefsfan]

made some room in my box for ya luv.


:):Elvis:

[luv]

Does it involve just a feather... or the whole chicken?
Just feathers. The whole chicken would be up to her. Seriously, I did mention feathers.

[KcMizzou]

Just feathers. The whole chicken would be up to her. Does the chicken get a say in this?

[KChiefsQT]

Just feathers. The whole chicken would be up to her. Seriously, I did mention feathers.
that she did.

thanks luv.

[luv]

Does the chicken get a say in this?
Probably not. She'll be choking it.

[wutamess]

This is too easy.

BJ & STFU the entire night while you feed him after BJ & sex. That's about as perfect / romantic a night ANY guy can ask for unless he's a illowbiter (NTTAWWT).

Also (stealing one of Patrice Oneil's lines on HBO One Night Stand)...
While giving him a BJ make a sound halfway between retarded & choking. That'd a really throw his rod.

:thumb: glad I could help.

[Nzoner]

but hey. if it involves sex and food, i'm a fan.


This works well luke warm,nice and sticky too


http://images.netgrocer.com/jpegs/340470.jpg

[keg in kc]

I think the ideal scene to return home to is peace and quiet.

[Simplex3]

Perfect night includes the aformentioned BJ's but to make it truly perfect - swallow. None of this spitting on my stomach or in the sink.
Dude, if some chick spit it back up on any part of me that would be our last time together.

Where's the :shudder: smiley when you need it.

[Simplex3]

This is too easy.

BJ & STFU the entire night while you feed him after BJ & sex. That's about as perfect / romantic a night ANY guy can ask for unless he's a illowbiter (NTTAWWT).
Gay guys don't like BJs and sex? :shrug: I'd bet you're wrong there, though I couldn't be ABSOLUTELY sure.

[luv]

Dude, if some chick spit it back up on any part of me that would be our last time together.

Where's the :shudder: smiley when you need it.
Some girls only swallow on special occasions. Just giving one would be a special occasion for me.

:doh!: I sure hope dad doesn't read this.

[wutamess]

Gay guys don't like BJs and sex? :shrug: I'd bet you're wrong there, though I couldn't be ABSOLUTELY sure.

I was referring more to the S T F U portion of the post.

[KChiefsQT]

Some girls only swallow on special occasions. Just giving one would be a special occasion for me.

:doh!: I sure hope dad doesn't read this.
ROFL I was thinking... thank god her dad can't see this when reading your pm.

[Simplex3]

Some girls only swallow on special occasions. Just giving one would be a special occasion for me.

:doh!: I sure hope dad doesn't read this.
Hey, you can move aside and let it hit the floor or you can spit it out anywhere you like EXCEPT on me. Like most guys swallowing is preferred, but frankly it's not that huge for me.

Oh, and I don't care if your dad reads this. :)

[KcMizzou]

This shit would never fly at WPI.

[Simplex3]

This shit would never fly at WPI.
Of course not, it's based in fact instead of baseless rumors.

[luv]

ROFL I was thinking... thank god her dad can't see this when reading your pm.
I'm pretty sure my mom thinks I'm still a virgin (having never been married). Dad knows I'm not, but he doesn't need details. :shake:

[ChiTown]

This shit would never fly at WPI.


ROFL

Baby steps, baby steps.....

[Hammock Parties]

THIS THREAD IS OFFENSIVE

[Katipan]

Yay, now there are 2 virgins in here!

[Halfcan]

Some girls only swallow on special occasions. Just giving one would be a special occasion for me.

:doh!: I sure hope dad doesn't read this.


A special occasion, like the week after New Years- :p

[SPchief]

Yay, now there are 2 virgins in here!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sedated]

Cuddling is romantic.

Men don't need sex, as long as we can spend some quality time with our woman, listening to her problems.












just kidding.

I'd have to agree with a beer, BJ, and some food

[Hammock Parties]

Carrie Underwood.

In all seriousness, even as someone who is pretty gay for being straight, guys don't want romance. They might enjoy giving it, but they don't really want it. Just seduce us, you minx.

[Donger]

"Feed me, f*ck me and shut the **** up, woman!"

Quite the romantic, my father. Then again, he was a Scot.

[CrazyHorse]

A2M

[Oz_Chief]

QT,

It is probably not too different from what you would want. Let him now that you pay attention to what he likes. Know what kind of beer he likes and serve it to him how he likes it (glass, bottle, warm). Tell him (this is key) what dinner will be (knowing it is one of his favourites) and where it will be. If he is like me, he has to make several decisions in a day. Coming home to woman that makes decisions for him and is offering him something to eat that he likes will make any guy happy.

Also, be aware of what his interests are. If there is an NBA game on the night of your date, and he is a big NBA fan, then schedule the date around it. Better yet, include it in the date.

If your relationship is at the "physical" stage then top everything off by letting him be in charge of the love making. Make sure to ask him many times what he would like to do and if he is enjoying himself. Just for fun throw in something like "This is for you big daddy".

That is all I know. I am only 29 so I have much to learn but I think that will provide some happiness.

[redbrian]

Yeah... I was looking for something a little more romantic. Romance= Blow Jobs in a man's eyes. I'm catching on here.

See there is your problem; guys don’t give a rip about romance.
Guys only do romance (and dancing) for one reason and that is to get laid (or a bj).

[SPchief]

Has anybody mentioned steak and a bj?

[chiefsfaninNC]

QT,

It is probably not too different from what you would want. Let him now that you pay attention to what he likes. Know what kind of beer he likes and serve it to him how he likes it (glass, bottle, warm). Tell him (this is key) what dinner will be (knowing it is one of his favourites) and where it will be. If he is like me, he has to make several decisions in a day. Coming home to woman that makes decisions for him and is offering him something to eat that he likes will make any guy happy.

Also, be aware of what his interests are. If there is an NBA game on the night of your date, and he is a big NBA fan, then schedule the date around it. Better yet, include it in the date.

If your relationship is at the "physical" stage then top everything off by letting him be in charge of the love making. Make sure to ask him many times what he would like to do and if he is enjoying himself. Just for fun throw in something like "This is for you big daddy".

That is all I know. I am only 29 so I have much to learn but I think that will provide some happiness.


Dude, you are thinking with the wrong head.

[Donger]

QT,

Coming home to woman that makes decisions for him will make any guy happy.

Other than spelling 'favorite' incorrectly and the above, I agree with your post.