Texas vs USC Game Thread

[Mecca]

Since I don't see one, I figured I'd start one. The National title game has to have more interest on the board than just me.

[JBucc]

Nope nobody cares

[Bob Dole]

About 200 drunk UT fans down the road would beg to differ...

[Mecca]

Speak for yourself......

[HemiEd]

And he is just a sofomoore!

[Halfcan]

Should be a classic. I have to go with Texas in a blowout.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

Can't wait to see the Longhorns whoop up on those So-Cal kids.

[JBucc]

Seriously though, go USC because Texas sucks, and Texas sucks

[Mecca]

Should be a classic. I have to go with Texas in a blowout.

The Rush effected brain rears it's head again......

[Mecca]

No one likes USC but me how weird.......

[tk13]

I think USC is gonna take it to them. We'll see.

[pak1983]

USC +30, REGGIE BUSH IS GOING AFTER A HUGE SIGNING BONUS TONIGHT

[ChiefsCountry]

Hook em Horns!!!!!!!!!

More rooting for the Big 12 than Texas though.

[Mile High Mania]

I hope it's a good game that sends the Shorthorns into full blown Vermeil mode after the game...

[Bob Dole]

USC +30, REGGIE BUSH IS GOING AFTER A HUGE SIGNING BONUS TONIGHT

You really should consider investing $12 in a new keyboard.

[Halfcan]

The USC Condoms will choke-Vince Young will dominate.

Texas Rules!!!! Don't F#UCK with Texas is their state motto.

[Hammock Parties]

Jake Plummer owned by Joe Germaine!

[Mile High Mania]

Fonzi sighting!

[Halfcan]

Wow just saw the Fonz.

[Mecca]

LeAnn Rhymes, I thought her career was dead.....

[Hammock Parties]

**** LEEANN RIMES!!!!!!

[Halfcan]

I am standing at attention.

[JBucc]

Didn't they just sing the national anthem?

[Bob Dole]

NEEDS MORE NIPPLE!

[Frazod]

LeAnn Rhymes, I thought her career was dead.....

You'd think somebody might have told her to wash her hair before singing the national anthem on TV. :shake:

[Tinlar]

How could Texas not stomp them, we got these big ol' Bulls and all the got are them itty bitty *cough* trojans.

[Mecca]

You'd think somebody might have told her to wash her hair before singing the national anthem on TV. :shake:

I had an accident with her before she came out, I told her to make sure she got it all out of her hair........

[Bob Dole]

You'd think somebody might have told her to wash her hair before singing the national anthem on TV. :shake:

You haven't noticed? The "Bobbing for French Fries" look is the new in thing.

[tk13]

Wow, Texas deferred and will let USC go on offense first...

[Calcountry]

No one likes USC but me how weird.......Tell me, why do you have their scrotums slapping on your chin? Did you go to school there?

[Mecca]

Tell me, why do you have their scrotums slapping on your chin? Did you go to school there?

I'll explain it after the game.......

[Bob Dole]

Reggie Bush just came out of the closet!

[Calcountry]

I'll explain it after the game.......What, is it going to be something like, "SCOREBOARD."
??

[Jim Jones]

Didn't they just sing the national anthem?


They have to sing every american hymm ever created before National Championship/Superbowl's

It's like a law or something.

[Hammock Parties]

OWNED

[Hammock Parties]

OWNED AGAIN!

[Bob Dole]

Too bad he only got 11 yard out of the closet before he got smacked.

[Calcountry]

They have to sing every american hymm ever created before National Championship/Superbowl's

It's like a law or something.No, its more like a sign of respect for those who have paid the price so that we can be free enough, to set aside 3 hours of our lives to indulge in something as trivial as a football game.

[Mecca]

Dwayne Jarrett looks like Shawn Barber......

[Bob Dole]

Punt Bitches!

[Frazod]

PUNT, BITCH.

[Hammock Parties]

OOOOOOOOOOWNED!

[JBucc]

FUMLBE!!!!

[Mecca]

Fumble.........USC ball!

[tk13]

Fumble! Ouch... USC has the ball...

[Mile High Mania]

Owned has been way over used, but it fits with that fumble.

[Skip Towne]

I think Tejas is going to whup up on those Cali pussies. Much better defense.

[Frazod]

OMG what a tard. :shake:

[Bob Dole]

Owned has been way over used, but it fits with that fumble.

Especially since the official was signalling possession before the ball was dead.

[tk13]

Beautiful throw by Leinart... that was awesome.

[Jim Jones]

Helmet to helmet hit there.. is that only a penalty in the NFL?

[Frazod]

Clearly giving the Rubbers a second chance was a bad idea.

[VonneMarie]

He got freaking crushed.

[Mecca]

Texas is playing really stupid right now.

[Bob Dole]

Nice non-call on the holding in the backfield, eh?

[Mile High Mania]

UT is melting down.

[Mile High Mania]

Nice non-call on the holding in the backfield, eh?

I did notice that.

[Skip Towne]

Texas WANTING Lienart.

[Jim Jones]

TD USC.. 7-0

[Mecca]

TD, USC....That looked far to easy.

[Mile High Mania]

7-0

Insurmountable lead...

[Calcountry]

Freaking turnovers.

[Skip Towne]

Got to give the dick coverings a head start. They're gonna need it.

[Jim Jones]

BTW, Keith Jackson is awesome. I wish he did more games for ABC

[Skip Towne]

BTW, Keith Jackson is awesome. I wish he did more games for ABC
Yep. That guy's been around forever.

[Frazod]

BTW, Keith Jackson is awesome. I wish he did more games for ABC

Yeah, but I hate Fouts.

[Jim Jones]

Didn't Fouts used to to MNF for a while too? When Dennis Miller was there?

[Skip Towne]

Good guys marching down the field.

[Frazod]

Didn't Fouts used to to MNF for a while too? When Dennis Miller was there?

Yes. He's an arrogant, biased douche. I vastly preferred Miller.

[Mecca]

Punt bitch

[Mecca]

Going for it already.......

[Jim Jones]

Texas going for it on 4th.. this could end up either really good or really bad

[JBucc]

STTTTUFFFFFFEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!

[VonneMarie]

Where's GROB?

[Mecca]

No good, Trojans ball great field position.

[tk13]

Gutsy call, totally backfired though.

[Frazod]

Really bad.

[JBucc]

Where's GROB?Syracuse, 1-9 wasn't he?

[Mile High Mania]

Stupid call at this point in the game... damn near equal to a freaking turnover with that field position.

[VonneMarie]

Syracuse, 1-9 wasn't he?
Didn't he go to Texas when he resigned with the Chiefs?

[Bob Dole]

TD, USC....That looked far to easy.

Yeah. When you've got more than 11 "players" that tends to happen.

[Frazod]

Syracuse, 1-9 wasn't he?

Yep. I think Brando is plotting to kill him. :D

[JBucc]

Didn't he go to Texas when he resigned with the Chiefs?For a year, then he went to Syracuse to be HC

[Coach]

Didn't he go to Texas when he resigned with the Chiefs?

He did.

[VonneMarie]

For a year, then he went to Syracuse to be HC
Awww...

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole is definitely going to need to go to the bar so he can't hear the "unbiased" commentary.

[Coach]

That was close to be 14-0

Sure looked like the Chiefs _efense on that play.

[Bob Dole]

Wow. The USHeisman's already resorting to flea-flickers?

[Skip Towne]

Texas gets lots of penetration. Gonna take Lienarts head off.

[Bob Dole]

hahaha

"OHHHH what an...er...effort!"

[Mecca]

Texas continues to screw up in this game.

[Bull]

Hookem Horns !!!!

[VonneMarie]

Texas continue to shoot themselves in their @ss. :banghead:

[Frazod]

That's two defensive stops pissed away. :shake:

[Bob Dole]

Matt is just sooooooo dreamy.

[Mecca]

Texas just doesn't look like they're disciplined. Classic Mack Brown coaching.....

[Frazod]

Reminded me of Surtain there for some reason..... :banghead:

[Skip Towne]

Matt is just sooooooo dreamy.
You should see his ballroom dancing.

[Bob Dole]

That TX player was clapping really loud. They should probably throw another flag.

[Mecca]

Going for it.....

[Mile High Mania]

That TX player was clapping really loud. They should probably throw another flag.

Why is it that the teams you like get screwed by refs... all the time?

[Skip Towne]

Looks short

[Mecca]

Well shit, I don't think he got it.

[Bob Dole]

Here comes another USC gift.

3-2-1

[Frazod]

REJECTED!

[Skip Towne]

Why is it that the teams you like get screwed by refs... all the time?
Spoken like a true Donkey fan.

[Bob Dole]

Why is it that the teams you like get screwed by refs... all the time?

George Bush is the debil.

[Frazod]

That male cheerleader sure looks tough..... ROFL

[Mecca]

I like how this game is 7-0 and there's already bitching about the refs.

[Mile High Mania]

Spoken like a true Donkey fan.

Just had to ask...

[Mile High Mania]

That male cheerleader sure looks tough..... ROFL

Look out, he's likely to drop a spinning cartwheel on you...

[Calcountry]

I like how this game is 7-0 and there's already bitching about the refs.I am going to go out on a limb here and say if it weren't for a couple of breaks, Texas is winning this game right now.

[Skip Towne]

Texas winning the battle in thr trenches.....right now.

[Mecca]

I am going to go out on a limb here and say if it weren't for a couple of breaks, Texas is winning this game right now.

I'm sure the official made the punt returner fumble.....

[Calcountry]

I like how this game is 7-0 and there's already bitching about the refs.Texas needs a score here big time.

[Bob Dole]

"Tackle tackle tackle."

Yeah...that's some real objective commentary.

[Frazod]

Look out, he's likely to drop a spinning cartwheel on you... Either that or smack me with a pom-pom. :D

[Calcountry]

I'm sure the official made the punt returner fumble.....Look at my post dude? Where did I blame the official?

[Bob Dole]

I'm sure the official made the punt returner fumble.....

He clearly fumbled. And the official clearly signalled possession before the ball was dead.

[Skip Towne]

Keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.

[Calcountry]

Looks like they are gashing them on the game caster. It sucks to have to work all the time.

[Frazod]

Man, they friggin put it on the ground again. Got it back this time, but shit.... :spock:

[tk13]

The officials won't mean jack if Texas can't hang onto the freaking ball....

[Bob Dole]

Um...the knee is down and it's dead at that spot.

These guys get paid for this shit?

[Calcountry]

They must be on a long assed commercial.

[Skip Towne]

I like the all white Texas unis. I wish KC would do that with their red trim.

[Mecca]

That's right at the line......

[Calcountry]

I like the all white Texas unis. I wish KC would do that with their red trim.That would be cute.

[Skip Towne]

Looks like they are gashing them on the game caster. It sucks to have to work all the time.
Hire help. any high school kid can do your job.

[Frazod]

I like the all white Texas unis. I wish KC would do that with their red trim.

I was actually thinking we should go with the gold pants like USC.

[Frazod]

The f#cking commercial for InJustice is about to make me friggin hurl. No way in hell will I EVER watch that show. Liberal dogooder bullshit. :grr:

[Calcountry]

I like the all white Texas unis. I wish KC would do that with their red trim.You know, they should go un PC and put some arrows piercing the AFC logo with blood gushing out, down their leg pants. Like the charger lightning bolt. or something.

[Calcountry]

Hire help. any high school kid can do your job.Fuggin n00bs, never want to work, and all they want is pay.

[Bob Dole]

Nope. No O pass interference on that one.

[siberian khatru]

What a maroon!

[Herzig]

Bush FUMBLE!

[Skip Towne]

WOO HOO Texas ball

[Hammock Parties]

Reggie's a dumbass!

[Frazod]

FUMBLERAMA!

Mr. Perfect FUMBLED????? :eek: Say it ain't so

[Bob Dole]

Surely there should have been a flag that let USC keep the ball

[Bob Dole]

Reggie's a dumbass!

But Matt is sooooooo dreamy.

[Calcountry]

Hire help. any high school kid can do your job.Not many of them like to unload 2 ton of feed / day, plus take it out and load it into customers cars. Plus, the yuppies prefer to talk to educated help. They can get that High school shit at Petsmart.

[Iowanian]

It was a hell of a run, right up until that one thing....

The Titanic was having a nice cruise until it bumped that ice cube.

[Iowanian]

But Matt is sooooooo dreamy.

Alright Dole....change your username to Nickbob Lecheydole after that Brokeback post.

How are you gonna quit Matt Leinhard?

[Calcountry]

I sense a little mo swing here if they can score.

[Skip Towne]

the condoms lack toughness. Been playing nothing but pussies.

[Mecca]

Because Texas played the best schedule there is......

[Skip Towne]

Not many of them like to unload 2 ton of feed / day, plus take it out and load it into customers cars. Plus, the yuppies prefer to talk to educated help. They can get that High school shit at Petsmart.
Hire a D lineman.

[VonneMarie]

Alright Dole....change your username to Nickbob Lecheydole after that Brokeback post.

How are you gonna quit Matt Leinhard?
ROFL

[Mecca]

This game is fumble mania.

[Coach]

Jesus, you'd think that Texas would figure out how to protect the ball better.

[tk13]

Texas loses the ball again....

[siberian khatru]

Sloppy game

[Calcountry]

Hire a D lineman.I did, but the fugger quit on me.

I am inbetween goons now.

[Frazod]

Is that three or four fumbles? Damn....

[Mecca]

Long FG try coming it appears.

[Bob Dole]

Nice neutral site for the game, BTW.

[4th and Long]

Nailed the 46 yarder.

[Calcountry]

Hire a D lineman.with a sack of feed, I am a 310 pound fuggin O lineman, so watch out bitch.

[siberian khatru]

That kick was refreshing after last night's debacle.

[Hoover]

Nice Kick, hmmm 3rd rounder lol

[Mecca]

Nice neutral site for the game, BTW.

Could you possibly bitch anymore.........

[Bob Dole]

Alright Dole....change your username to Nickbob Lecheydole after that Brokeback post.

How are you gonna quit Matt Leinhard?

Are you denying that Matt is sooooo dreamy?

[Iowanian]

just a goood ole boys
never meanin no haaaaaaaarm
Beats all you ever saw
havin trouble with the law since the
day they was boooooooorn


yeah.....thats mah theme song.

[tk13]

That kick was refreshing after last night's debacle.
I think Florida State's kicker just missed again.

[4th and Long]

Could you possibly bitch anymore.........
Could you possibly be more of a USC homer? :D

[Calcountry]

Nailed the 46 yarder.good, some momentum. Hopefully, the D will kick leinerts ass into the draft day on this next drive.

[Calcountry]

Could you possibly bitch anymore.........Yeah, why couldn't the fuggin Bee SEE ESSS play this at the Cotton bowl?

[4th and Long]

just a goood ole boys
never meanin no haaaaaaaarm
Beats all you ever saw
havin trouble with the law since the
day they was boooooooorn


yeah.....thats mah theme song.
We don't need to address you as Bo or Luke do we?

[Bob Dole]

Could you possibly bitch anymore.........

It's possible, yes.

[Iowanian]

Are you denying that Matt is sooooo dreamy?

I imagine his bikini would fit better and have a smaller mooseknuckle than memyselfI or dp4me...however, He's boarderline mongoloid, if only for being a lefty.

[Skip Towne]

with a sack of feed, I am a 310 pound fuggin O lineman, so watch out bitch.
Seriously, go to the football coach and ask him who to hire. It worked great for me when I had my goat ranch. I had really hard jobs that made packing feed sacks look like child's play. And you don't want any 310# fatasses like yourself.

[Mecca]

Yeah, why couldn't the fuggin Bee SEE ESSS play this at the Cotton bowl?

Because the games rotate every year, it's a schedule. It's not like the game is here because USC is playing in it.

[Calcountry]

Could you possibly bitch anymore.........So far your boys aren't handling that Texas D. They better be able to adjust soon.

[4th and Long]

Trapped catch?

[Mecca]

So far your boys aren't handling that Texas D. They better be able to adjust soon.

USC's been a 2nd half team all year, if they're leading at the half it's gravy.

[Calcountry]

Seriously, go to the football coach and ask him who to hire. It worked great for me when I had my goat ranch. I had really hard jobs that made packing feed sacks look like child's play. And you don't want any 310# fatasses like yourself.Actually, I weigh 260, and am a fatass, to be sure. But with a 50# sack of feed, If I run into someone, ITs like a 310 # lineman.

Actually, that is not a bad idea. I should have some pull with the team, the coaches sort of know me from my work with the previous guy.

Thanks.

[Skip Towne]

Not a catch

[Mecca]

There wasn't enough to overturn it.

[Mile High Mania]

There wasn't enough to over turn that one.

[4th and Long]

Nice angle. Showing us the receiver's ass, like thats going to have any bearing on the play. Someone run over and kick the producer in the nuts for me.

[Bob Dole]

Trapped catch?

Not today.

[Calcountry]

USC's been a 2nd half team all year, if they're leading at the half it's gravy.Looks like they are opening it up now, glad I have this on Tivo, got to go now guys, have fun, see you tomorrow.

[4th and Long]

Not today.
Apparently not. :spock:

[Bob Dole]

I imagine his bikini would fit better and have a smaller mooseknuckle than memyselfI or dp4me...however, He's boarderline mongoloid, if only for being a lefty.

You need to read/listen to more of the national media.

[Mecca]

LenDale White is just owning the Texas defense.

[Skip Towne]

Where is that high scoring USC offense?

[Mecca]

Keep feeding White, they can't stop him.

[Skip Towne]

Whoa, that's close.

[tk13]

That's an INT... he got one foot in.

[JBucc]

nice int

[Frazod]

INT!

[SPchief]

Interception!!!

[Bob Dole]

Can USC buy another?

[Hammock Parties]

PWNED.....LeINTart

[Hoover]

Holy cow, what a pick

[Mecca]

I laugh if they say he juggled the ball.

[4th and Long]

Looks like a pick to me. Let's see if the USC ... errr .. I mean ... the impartial officials get this one right.

[Skip Towne]

Keep feeding White, they can't stop him.
They'll make adjustments. They can stop anybody. #6 ranked D in the nation.

[4th and Long]

TEXAS BALL!

[Mecca]

Maybe the ref bitching will stop now.......

[Bob Dole]

Matt is soooooo dreamINTy!

[Frazod]

Whoever it was that made that pick, I WANT HIM WEARING CHIEFS RED.

[4th and Long]

Matt is soooooo dreamINTy!
ROFL

[Skip Towne]

Maybe the ref bitching will stop now.......
Probably not.

[Iowanian]

We don't need to address you as Bo or Luke do we?

no..more like Bobble head Ed.

[Bob Dole]

Maybe the ref bitching will stop now.......

Maybe when they consistently stop ****ing things up...

[Skip Towne]

Texas a much tougher team. USC relies on finesse.

[Frazod]

Nice run!

[JBucc]

TD Tecksass, or maybe not, or maybe so! missed PAT

[Frazod]

YEE HAW!!!! ROFL

[Hoover]

lol, nice toss

WTF are these guys thinking? Risky

[Mecca]

He should feel lucky because that was really stupid.......

[Skip Towne]

TOUCHDOWN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tk13]

He was down...

[VonneMarie]

That was awesome!

[Mecca]

He's also down.........

[Mecca]

Yea the officials are hosing Texas........Uh huh.

[tk13]

Holy crap, what a mess. Missed the call, then they don't review, and they miss the XP. This is the national championship people....

[Frazod]

Hmm... TD was bogus, so karma takes the extra point away. :hmmm:

[Iowanian]

He was down.

He had Downs Syndrome for making that pitch after the first few "ooops" plays and fumble fingers in this game.

[Skip Towne]

YEE HAW!!!! ROFL
Hahahahaha!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

This is what I don't like about college replay -- you have to wait on the booth and they're ALWAYS slow to do a review.

Give the coaches a red hankie, for God's sake.

[Mecca]

That was ironic after the constant bitching about the officiating being in USC's favor......

[Archie F. Swin]

wow.....ummmm...you gotta hit the PAT in the naty champ game

[Mecca]

If you have to call a timeout to get a review that's just sad.

[VonneMarie]

Now USC will get all the close calls.

[JBucc]

This game has been complete slop on both sides

[Bob Dole]

That was ironic after the constant bitching about the officiating being in USC's favor......


So ****ing up a call that actually goes in Texas' favor somehow negates the shitty officiating?

Um...okay.

[Megbert]

Was it a make up call for that reception earlier? I heard the one reception by USC was under review and both Radio guys said it definitely wasn't a catch. Then it was ruled a catch.

[Mecca]

So ****ing up a call that actually goes in Texas' favor somehow negates the shitty officiating?

Um...okay.

Missing that a guy is down on a TD is a little bigger than sitting here bitching that the missed a hold.

[Skip Towne]

He's also down.........
No he wasn't, your.....er the officials said he wasn't

[Bob Dole]

Missing that a guy is down on a TD is a little bigger than sitting here bitching that the missed a hold.

If you say so, giant signatureboy.

[Skip Towne]

Another USC F*ck up. 3rd and 17

[JBucc]

goddammit

[Mecca]

If you say so, giant signatureboy.

That sig fits the rules....... :p

[VonneMarie]

If you say so, giant signatureboy.
ROFL

[Iowanian]

Bush just clobbered that DE...anyone see that?
Nice pass block.

the USC FB should probably be Titus' choice for a Chiefs 3rd round draft pick this year.

[Skip Towne]

Negotiate the ball down the field, boys.

[Hoover]

Great game thus far. Kinda sloppy but very entertaining

[Skip Towne]

Jam it down their throats, Vince

[VonneMarie]

Negotiate the ball down the field, boys.
You know, some times you can be really funny and entertaining. When your in a good mood...

[Coach]

Boom, TD Texas.

[Skip Towne]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Whose your Heisman winner now, biatch?

[Megbert]

USC - PWNT!!11!!!!

[VonneMarie]

TEXAS TD!!!!

[Iowanian]

I think they should have gone for 2, to give them a 10 point lead...don't make it, they're still up 8

[Skip Towne]

You know, some times you can be really funny and entertaining. When your in a good mood...
Thank you, thank you very much. That's an old Hank Stram quote.

[Halfcan]

Should be a classic. I have to go with Texas in a blowout.


You heard it right here first!!