Who wants a WARM beer?

[4th and Long]

I don't know who this Republican Senator Bill Alter is but I'd sure like his phone number or home address. The bastard.


Jefferson City, MO -- The beer you buy at the grocery store may not be cold much longer! A state lawmaker in Missouri wants to raise the temperature of beer sold at grocery and convenience stores all over the Show-Me State.

Republican Senator Bill Alter of High Ridge says he believes limiting the sales of cold beer would cut down on drunk driving.

Alter has introduced a bill that would take away the liquor licenses of groceries and convenience stores that sold beer colder than 60 degrees.

Prospects for the measure seem lukewarm. Other lawmakers and a convenience store trade group have come out against it.

Alter says the idea came from a Jefferson County fifth-grader who took part in a program for elementary students about state government.

http://www.wdaftv4.com/fullstory.asp?ID=12123

[mike_b_284]

nevermind the senator. If I ever find that damn fifth grader..... :cuss:

[Rausch]

I need the exercise anyway.

A nice 5 block walk might do me some good...

[KcMizzou]

Alter says the idea came from a Jefferson County fifth-grader who took part in a program for elementary students about state government.
Damned meddling kids!
:cuss:

[RealSNR]

About as much as I want cold coffee.

Seriously, iced coffee is nasty ass shit

[4th and Long]

nevermind the senator. If I ever find that damn fifth grader..... :cuss:
To quote Obi Wan Kanobi, "Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

[Hydrae]

I guess he wants to kick Coors out of the state then. Since it is not pastuerized it has to be kept refrigerated at all times. It is shipped in refrigerated trucks and distributors have to have huge walk in coolers to store it in until delivery to the retailer.

[Rausch]

To quote Obi Wan Kanobi, "Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

To quote Anakin, "DIE YOU LITTLE ****ER! DIE!1!!"

[mike_b_284]

I know a liquor store in Lawrence that has a tub of 33 degree water that is garunteed to make any drink ice cold (almost) in five minutes or less. They could put those outside of the store and solve the problem.

[Donger]

I think that in Oklahoma even full-blown liquor stores cannot sell cold beer.

[4th and Long]

To quote Anakin, "DIE YOU LITTLE ****ER! DIE!1!!"
Stop that. You're scaring me.

[Rausch]

Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...

[banyon]

I guess he wants to kick Coors out of the state then. Since it is not pastuerized it has to be kept refrigerated at all times. It is shipped in refrigerated trucks and distributors have to have huge walk in coolers to store it in until delivery to the retailer.


That's true...MO is rife with Budweiser $$. Thanks, it makes sense now.

[Rausch]

Stop that. You're scaring me.


Vote Progressive fascist in 2012!

[Miles]

Hmm drunk driving is caused by cold beer sold at stores. Makes sense to me...

[4th and Long]

I know a liquor store in Lawrence that has a tub of 33 degree water that is garunteed to make any drink ice cold (almost) in five minutes or less. They could put those outside of the store and solve the problem.
I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

[Chan93lx50]

Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...


Really? thanks for the tip!

[4th and Long]

Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...
Wive's tale. Alcohol is alcohol.

Alcohol is the only liquid that is absorbed directly through the stomach lining. Doesnt matter what you eat or drink before, during or after the alcohol consumtion either.

[Donger]

I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Just put some in your freezer. It's colder than the fridge side. And, the bottles explode if you leave them in for too long.

Something about beer expanding when it turns to ice, or some such crap.

[mike_b_284]

I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Good point, that is probably supercooled salt water to keep it from freezing. Didn't think of that.

[4th and Long]

Vote Progressive fascist in 2012!
[falling for old jedi mind trick] I think I'll vote Progressive facist in 2012! [/falling for old jedi mind trick]

[Bob Dole]

Woo hoo! Skunky beer all around!

Dipshit.

[Eleazar]

I guess he wants to kick Coors out of the state then. Since it is not pastuerized it has to be kept refrigerated at all times. It is shipped in refrigerated trucks and distributors have to have huge walk in coolers to store it in until delivery to the retailer.

My dad works for a railroad in KC, and says that Coors ships beer in refrigerated rail cars in the same fashion. He says they pay a lot of extra money to get their stuff first priority on the tracks and stuff, so that it arrives as fresh as possible.

[Donger]

I saw something on myth busters a while back about the quickest way to chill beer. Of course back then, I could buy my beer already chilled so I didnt pay that much attention. I remember there being a tub of ice, a fire extinguisher and maybe some liquid nitrogen.

OH! I do remember now!

Add salt to the ice in your cooler! That was the answer! I think ...

Peh. Sea water freezes at -2C.

[Bugeater]

Typical political hypocrisy. They act like alcohol is such a bad thing, but they sure love the tax revenue it brings in.

[4th and Long]

Peh. Sea water freezes at -2C.
Can't say that I've ever put sea water in my cooler before. You sir, are truly a bastion of worthless information. :p

[Donger]

Can't say that I've ever put sea water in my cooler before. You sir, are truly a bastion of worthless information. :p

I only know because my mother used to make us swim in the f*cking North Sea when I was a boy.

[Rausch]

Wive's tale. Alcohol is alcohol.

Alcohol is the only liquid that is absorbed directly through the stomach lining. Doesnt matter what you eat or drink before, during or after the alcohol consumtion either.


....

Temperature of the drink. Warm alcohol is absorbed quicker than cold alcohol.

http://members.tripod.com/mumnet/action/action004.htm

http://www.silcom.com/~sbadp/effects/bac.htm

[the Talking Can]

5th graders are idiots.

[mike_b_284]

I know if you spin a beer in a cooler with icewater in it, it gets cold real quick

[Katipan]

So a warm alcohol enema would be the quickest?

[Rausch]

So a warm alcohol enema would be the quickest?

You ever pour alcohol on a cut?...

[Chan93lx50]

I know when I leave Iowa I always forget that the grocery stores in other states don't sell Hard liquor. So here I usually run to HyVee, Walmart, Target and buy a bottle of Wisky

Hell when I was in Oklahoma I bought some Gin and they told me I had to go to a grocery store to buy Tonic water, WTF?

[Donger]

I know if you spin a beer in a cooler with icewater in it, it gets cold real quick

Is that centripetal or centrifugal?

[Katipan]

You ever pour alcohol on a cut?...

Only during foreplay

[4th and Long]

You ever pour alcohol on a cut?...
Pour alcohol on her WHAT!!!?

Oh ... you said cut. Nevermind.

[Dave Lane]

I like the idea. Put it in the freezer if you need it colder quicker.

Dave

[seclark]

when i'm up in my tree stand, w/a loaded gun before sunrise, i prefer my beer pi$$ warm.
sec

[Donger]

So a warm alcohol enema would be the quickest?

Hey. Where's the ass picture, you tease?

Pfft. Never leave Donger with a semi.

[Donger]

I like the idea. Put it in the freezer if you need it colder quicker.

Dave

Are you being serious?

[Rausch]

Only during foreplay

[Katipan]

Hey. Where's the ass picture, you tease?

Pfft. Never leave Donger with a semi.

I'm only allowed if I get pictures of your wife's tits in exchange.

[Donger]

I'm only allowed if I get pictures of your wife's tits in exchange.

Victoria's Secret catalog, circa 1997.

[Katipan]

Victoria's Secret catalog, circa 1997.

You married Tyra Banks?

[Donger]

You married Tyra Banks?

That idiot? No.

[Katipan]

That idiot? No.

Put your wife on a plane and send her to me.

[Donger]

Put your wife on a plane and send her to me.

Why?

[Nick Athan]

Our you the "Donger" that 610 sports has mentioned in a promo their?

[Katipan]

Why?

I wanna know who she is and you're being coy.

[Donger]

I wanna know who she is and you're being coy.

I posted a picture a while back.

[Katipan]

I posted a picture a while back.

Great. Now all I need is some sad man that compulsively collected every edition since 1997.


hmm. 4th and long?

[chiefs4me]

Guess no one ever told this ****ing genius that warm alcohol gets you drunk faster.

****ing rookies, 'ah swear ta' gawd...





taking a road trip, forgot the cooler, nothing wrong with warm beer.....:D

[Adept Havelock]

Doesn't bother me at all. The nectar called Guinness Stout should be served at room temp.

The carbonated barley based soda pop that passes for beer here...yes, that stuff does need to be chilled.

[Dayze]

this is ridiculous.
I guess I'll just buy Vodka.

Should be another 20 years before the POS State reps/Senators find a way to ban that.

[Donger]

Great. Now all I need is some sad man that compulsively collected every edition since 1997.


hmm. 4th and long?

I'm just kidding, Mer. She worked for them as a regional manager. She was, however, asked if she'd like to audition for a shoot. Since she's extremely humble about her figure and looks, she declined.

The picture I posted was just a family shot.

[Katipan]

I'm just kidding, Mer. She worked for them as a regional manager. She was, however, asked if she'd like to audition for a shoot. Since she's extremely humble about her figure and looks, she declined.

The picture I posted was just a family shot.

:cuss:

[Donger]

:cuss:

I don't understand why you're angry.

[Katipan]

I don't understand why you're angry.

you know how fond I am of liars on the internet :D

[HemiEd]

Prospects for the measure seem lukewarm.
http://www.wdaftv4.com/fullstory.asp?ID=12123

ROFL I was in Germany the early part of December and drank a lot of beer with a local man named Joseph. He would put his draw of beer in a pitcher of hot water to heat it up.

[Logical]

Peh. Sea water freezes at -2C.I don't know how it works but adding salt to ice makes the transfer properties for cooling work faster. This is the reason you add salt to the ice when you make homemade icecream. Perhaps someone can explain why it works, I just know it does.

[chiefs4me]

ROFL I was in Germany the early part of December and drank a lot of beer with a local man named Joseph. He would put his draw of beer in a pitcher of hot water to heat it up.










when I was overseas everything was warm, even the milk, not to bad if it's all you have.......:D

[Skip Towne]

when I was overseas everything was warm, even the milk, not to bad if it's all you have.......:D
What were you doing overseas? Starting wars?

[chiefs4me]

What were you doing overseas? Starting wars?








Of course.....:D


















I was in the army.....:shrug:

[FAX]

I don't know how it works but adding salt to ice makes the transfer properties for cooling work faster. This is the reason you add salt to the ice when you make homemade icecream. Perhaps someone can explain why it works, I just know it does.

water freezes at 0 degrees Celsius (32 degrees Fahrenheit).

salt lowers the freezing threshold.

for example, a 10% water/salt solution freeze point is -6 degrees Celsius.

when you are making ice cream, the lower the temperature, the faster the ice cream freezes. Ergo, the common use of salt.

same deal with beer.

ice cream and beer have a lot in common, now that i think about it.

FAX

[Katipan]

they're both panty droppers

[Skip Towne]

Of course.....:D


















I was in the army.....:shrug:
How long were you in? Where were you stationed?

[FAX]

they're both panty droppers

just so, ms. mer.

i note the difficulty in maintaining original panty position when beer and ice cream are available.

FAX

[Bwana]

I don't know how it works but adding salt to ice makes the transfer properties for cooling work faster. This is the reason you add salt to the ice when you make homemade icecream. Perhaps someone can explain why it works, I just know it does.

http://van.hep.uiuc.edu/van/qa/section/States_of_Matter_and_Energy/Melting_and_Freezing/20020310011326.htm

[chiefs4me]

How long were you in? Where were you stationed?










ROFL....you know I don't put personal stuff like that on this board.....read the pm......:D

[HemiEd]

when I was overseas everything was warm, even the milk, not to bad if it's all you have.......:D


Yep, I always make a dive for some ICE at the airport, seems to be the only place you can get it.

[Hammock Parties]

To quote Obi Wan Kanobi, "Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

Who's Obi Wan Kanobi?

[FAX]

oh bee wanka no bee.

chocolate bar with imitation honey flavor.

and almonds.

guaranteed to make women want to drop panty.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

I also like heat. Not the kind than burns down shanties but the kind that brings down panties.

[Katipan]

I also like heat. Not the kind than burns down shanties but the kind that brings down panties.

gonorrhea??

[4th and Long]

bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, etc.

[Chiefsrocker]

We did a gig at a bar last summer, and all they had to cool the beer down outside was a big livestock tank and added ice. They bartenders then added rock salt to the ice, and added the beer. Later in the afternoon and evening, it was probably 90 or so out and the beer was very cold. So cold, it was slushy. Now here in Kansas, if the bar doesnt have the license to sell hard liquor and such, they can only sell beer, and it is what it called 3.2% beer. I have no idea what the difference between 3.2% beer and strong beer is here in Kansas, but the #.2% beer got really slushy in the salt water "bathe". And the beer tasted really salty. Wasnt a very good idea, unless you like salty, slushy beer. :p



In fact, it almost tasted as bad as Budweiser!:toast:

[FAX]

doesn't salty livestock tank water makes your eyes sting when you're bobbing for beers?

FAX

[Skip Towne]

gonorrhea??
What? No, like Mer and Endelt are in heat.

[Katipan]

What? No, like Mer and Endelt are in heat.

I'm using him to get to you.

[Donger]

ROFL....you know I don't put personal stuff like that on this board.....read the pm......:D

Says the vacuous NASCAR gangbang slut.

[chiefs4me]

Says the vacuous NASCAR gangbang slut.





I told you I liked nascar..you made up the rest....:shrug::rolleyes:

[chiefs4me]

hmm, I thought we came to an understanding..or did you forget where that ignore button was...:shrug:

[Logical]

We did a gig at a bar last summer, and all they had to cool the beer down outside was a big livestock tank and added ice. They bartenders then added rock salt to the ice, and added the beer. Later in the afternoon and evening, it was probably 90 or so out and the beer was very cold. So cold, it was slushy. Now here in Kansas, if the bar doesnt have the license to sell hard liquor and such, they can only sell beer, and it is what it called 3.2% beer. I have no idea what the difference between 3.2% beer and strong beer is here in Kansas, but the #.2% beer got really slushy in the salt water "bathe". And the beer tasted really salty. Wasnt a very good idea, unless you like salty, slushy beer. :p



In fact, it almost tasted as bad as Budweiser!:toast:

3.2% beer is only 3.2% alcohol and has a higher water content. The slushy part was the frozen water molecules with a little hops mixed in, alcohol freezes at a much lower temperature. Strong beer in Kansas is typically 5% alcohol. Many foreign beers are much greater in alcohol content 7% being about the lowest.

[Skip Towne]

I had a beer man explain to me that 3.2 beer isn't necessarily 3.2. It is NOT MORE THAN 3.2 to comply with the law. It can be 2.6 or 2.8 but not more than 3.2. I've bought it from C stores (cold) here in Oklahoma and warm (5%) from liquor store and I can't tell the difference. But the beer snobs probably can.

[Logical]

I had a beer man explain to me that 3.2 beer isn't necessarily 3.2. It is NOT MORE THAN 3.2 to comply with the law. It can be 2.6 or 2.8 but not more than 3.2. I've bought it from C stores (cold) here in Oklahoma and warm (5%) from liquor store and I can't tell the difference. But the beer snobs probably can.You basically cannot taste alcohol (it is impure if you can) so they just imagine they can. The percentage only gets you drunk faster.

[luv]

Republican Senator Bill Alter of High Ridge says he believes limiting the sales of cold beer would cut down on drunk driving.
Highly doubtful. Although, the sale of small coolers and bags of ice would increase.

[pr_capone]

I don't know who this Republican Senator Bill Alter is but I'd sure like his phone number or home address. The bastard.

As found on http://www.senate.mo.gov/05info/senalpha.htm

Senator District Office Capitol Phone
Bill Alter R-22 429 (573) 751-1492


:thumb:

[greg63]

As found on http://www.senate.mo.gov/05info/senalpha.htm

Senator District Office Capitol Phone
Bill Alter R-22 429 (573) 751-1492


:thumb:
Sig size hint. :D

[greg63]

I don't know who this Republican Senator Bill Alter is but I'd sure like his phone number or home address. The bastard.


Jefferson City, MO -- The beer you buy at the grocery store may not be cold much longer! A state lawmaker in Missouri wants to raise the temperature of beer sold at grocery and convenience stores all over the Show-Me State.

Republican Senator Bill Alter of High Ridge says he believes limiting the sales of cold beer would cut down on drunk driving.

Alter has introduced a bill that would take away the liquor licenses of groceries and convenience stores that sold beer colder than 60 degrees.

Prospects for the measure seem lukewarm. Other lawmakers and a convenience store trade group have come out against it.

Alter says the idea came from a Jefferson County fifth-grader who took part in a program for elementary students about state government.

http://www.wdaftv4.com/fullstory.asp?ID=12123
Yup! I hate lukewarm anything.

[alanm]

Typical political hypocrisy. They act like alcohol is such a bad thing, but they sure love the tax revenue it brings in.
You may apply that hypocrisy 50 fold and raise it 100 when talking about cigarettes. :shake:

[Donger]

hmm, I thought we came to an understanding..or did you forget where that ignore button was...:shrug:

As usual, you're wrong. I've never agreed to anything with you and I've never utilized the ignore feature with any poster.

[4th and Long]

As usual, you're wrong. I've never agreed to anything with you and I've never utilized the ignore feature with any poster.
SHOCKING I SAY! SHOCKING! ROFL

[StcChief]

I see alot of ice being sold.

[4th and Long]

I see alot of ice being sold.
And salt! Don't foget the salt!