Mr. Flopnuts
01-10-2006, 12:33 AM
Sorry I'm not trying to spam the board with this stuff, but this is hilarious.
http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume2/2003-1008-paterno.html
Joe Paterno Coaches from Wrong Sideline for First Three Quarters of Game.
Penn State coach Joe Paterno spent the first three quarters of his team’s 30-23 loss to Wisconsin on Saturday on the Badgers’ sideline, apparently thinking he was coaching the Nittany Lions. It was the latest embarrassment for the 76-year old Paterno and his once proud program, which is 2-4 this season and a mediocre 21-21 since 2000.
Paterno was seen far down on the Wisconsin sideline near Beaver Stadium’s east endzone, apparently under the impression he was calling Penn State’s plays despite having his headset unplugged. The legendary coach also enthusiastically congratulated the Badger players after each of their scores, perhaps thinking it was Penn State who had scored. He also spent halftime in the referee locker room, chastising them for their poor special teams play. Paterno was returned to the Penn State sideline after the third quarter by Wisconsin coach Barry Alvarez.
Paterno pinned the blame for his mistake on the referees. “We just can’t seem to catch a break,” he said. “It’s almost like the officials want us to lose. I came running out of the tunnel at the beginning of the game and I’m sure I saw one of them direct me to the visitors’ sideline, not knowing they were trying to make us lose. I made it back to the right sideline by the fourth quarter, but by that time it was too late.”
Penn State offensive coordinator Fran Ganter says it was tough to see Paterno floundering on the wrong sideline for three quarters, but that there was little he could do: “It’s tough to go up to a legend like that and say, ‘Hey Joe, you’re old and nearly blind and you’ve spent the vast majority of the game on the wrong sideline. Why don’t you come over to your sideline?’ We knew Joe would make his way over here whenever he saw fit. Plus, we haven’t really let him do any coaching in three years. He doesn’t know that though so please don’t tell him. Heck – he still thinks Blair Thomas is a senior.”
http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume2/2003-1008-paterno.html
Joe Paterno Coaches from Wrong Sideline for First Three Quarters of Game.
Penn State coach Joe Paterno spent the first three quarters of his team’s 30-23 loss to Wisconsin on Saturday on the Badgers’ sideline, apparently thinking he was coaching the Nittany Lions. It was the latest embarrassment for the 76-year old Paterno and his once proud program, which is 2-4 this season and a mediocre 21-21 since 2000.
Paterno was seen far down on the Wisconsin sideline near Beaver Stadium’s east endzone, apparently under the impression he was calling Penn State’s plays despite having his headset unplugged. The legendary coach also enthusiastically congratulated the Badger players after each of their scores, perhaps thinking it was Penn State who had scored. He also spent halftime in the referee locker room, chastising them for their poor special teams play. Paterno was returned to the Penn State sideline after the third quarter by Wisconsin coach Barry Alvarez.
Paterno pinned the blame for his mistake on the referees. “We just can’t seem to catch a break,” he said. “It’s almost like the officials want us to lose. I came running out of the tunnel at the beginning of the game and I’m sure I saw one of them direct me to the visitors’ sideline, not knowing they were trying to make us lose. I made it back to the right sideline by the fourth quarter, but by that time it was too late.”
Penn State offensive coordinator Fran Ganter says it was tough to see Paterno floundering on the wrong sideline for three quarters, but that there was little he could do: “It’s tough to go up to a legend like that and say, ‘Hey Joe, you’re old and nearly blind and you’ve spent the vast majority of the game on the wrong sideline. Why don’t you come over to your sideline?’ We knew Joe would make his way over here whenever he saw fit. Plus, we haven’t really let him do any coaching in three years. He doesn’t know that though so please don’t tell him. Heck – he still thinks Blair Thomas is a senior.”