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Rain Man
01-12-2006, 03:41 PM
Please answer the above poll as a quiz. Give yourself one point for each behavior you currently exhibit.


If you score:


0 to 6 points - You're a teenager, either physically or at heart.
7 to 12 points - You're an adult, but you're not in danger of being old...yet.
13 to 18 points - You're old, but you're still fighting it.
19 or more points - You're old, and you know it.

mike_b_284
01-12-2006, 03:43 PM
????

Bob Dole
01-12-2006, 03:43 PM
Who the hell needs a poll?

JBucc
01-12-2006, 03:45 PM
I thought this is what the whole age thing was for

Skip Towne
01-12-2006, 03:47 PM
Age is just a number.

Rain Man
01-12-2006, 03:53 PM
I scored a 13, which is lower than I expected.

bogie
01-12-2006, 03:55 PM
Old age is a state of mind.

Coach
01-12-2006, 03:57 PM
4 here. I guess that's a good thing, eh?

Simplex3
01-12-2006, 03:57 PM
Hell, I only scored a 4. I'm pretty proud of myself on that one.

Skip Towne
01-12-2006, 03:58 PM
Where is the "all of the above" option?

gblowfish
01-12-2006, 03:59 PM
Old man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you....were...
(sung in most grating Neil Young Impersonator's voice)

Baby Lee
01-12-2006, 04:00 PM
Gee willikers!! A bordline 1. I have my alarm set for 5:50 a.m., but I invariably hit the snooze at least twice.

KcMizzou
01-12-2006, 04:00 PM
Old man, look at my life...
I'm a lot like you....were...
(sung in most grating Neil Young Impersonator's voice)cool song

NJ Chief Fan
01-12-2006, 04:00 PM
define old man

Matt Helm
01-12-2006, 04:04 PM
Age is just a number.

Senility does that to a person Simp. I think you were referring to the sleep number on your bed.

Bob Dole
01-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Oddly enough, Bob Dole's answers (8) would have been the remarkably similar 25 years ago.

HemiEd
01-12-2006, 04:06 PM
I had only 12 points, but I was shocked today when I learned that Angie Dickenson is 74!

Rausch
01-12-2006, 04:07 PM
Age is just a number.

Exactly.

Rausch's g/f is now a grandma and Dole is banging chix her daughter's age...

Hydrae
01-12-2006, 04:12 PM
I know I am getting towards old but only answer affirmatively 2 times in the poll above. This is obviously a flawed poll and I blame it on the Indians!

Bring back our Rainman! :cuss:

Inspector
01-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Only got an 11 and I have 4 grandkids.

Heck, I'm just a youngster.

Bearcat
01-12-2006, 04:30 PM
I got zero, but I thought "Slayer's like this" quite a few times... so I went through again and got 13 for him ROFL ....just like I always tell him... he's a crotchety old teenager.

Rain Man
01-12-2006, 05:12 PM
Only 9 out of 34 people so far think they're crotchety? This is partially explained by the fact that 11 get confused a lot, but there's still a lot of denial going on around here.

Hammock Parties
01-12-2006, 05:15 PM
None of those apply to me, but I'd like to be an old man.

redfan
01-12-2006, 05:30 PM
"You kids get offa my lawn!"
"(sigh)These kids today, with their hair and their clothes and that racket called 'The Rock and the Roll'..."

sd4chiefs
01-12-2006, 05:51 PM
I got half way through the poll but got to tired to finish. Can you add an all of the above option. :skip:

cdcox
01-12-2006, 05:56 PM
Heh, skated by with a 4, even though I'm in the middle of middle aged.

Bob Dole
01-12-2006, 05:59 PM
Only 9 out of 34 people so far think they're crotchety? This is partially explained by the fact that 11 get confused a lot, but there's still a lot of denial going on around here.

7 of those 9 votes belong to Bob Dole.

morphius
01-12-2006, 06:07 PM
Damn, I'm having trouble finding more then one to vote for.

Skip Towne
01-12-2006, 06:12 PM
I'm looking forward to senility. I won't have to buy as many drugs then.

Nzoner
01-12-2006, 06:58 PM
Thank you Kevin,I've been trying to tell the mrs for a few years now that I'll always be a teenager at heart now I can show her this.

4th and Long
01-12-2006, 07:02 PM
I scored a whopping 2. This poll is obviously skewed.

Phobia
01-12-2006, 07:11 PM
I had only 12 points, but I was shocked today when I learned that Angie Dickenson is 74!

Angie Dickenson may be 74 but a lot of Angie Dickenson is much newer than that.

I scored a 2.