This place went to hell behind a washing machine

[tommykat]

I don't know about you, but I am tired of the crap here latey. I post something and (poof) it is gone and changed with someone doing this...Have fun on the off season...:rolleyes: I'm thinking it's time to look around for another place to post. :hmmm: Maybe/or not. Just venting!!!!

[cmh6476]

mod abuse is cool, wadru talking about>?

[Halfcan]

Try Warpaint-lol

[Phobia]

No, no, this place is great. Stay here.

[Iowanian]

It sure helps when you show up half a gallon into a bottle of schnapps and make your "bitching thread of the night".

If you leave...take the threadwrecker with you.

[Frazod]

No, no, this place is great. Stay here.

ROFL

[Iowanian]

Save up your nickles and be sure to get the Premium access.

[jidar]

I've made this argument before. Mods shouldn't **** around with peoples names or posts, it's not conductive of a healthy forum.

[tommykat]

It sure helps when you show up half a gallon into a bottle of schnapps and make your "bitching thread of the night".

If you leave...take the threadwrecker with you.

You know, I thought you were gay until I heard you do have a wife....You just hate women that know something! I pity your wife.

[Bob Dole]

No, no, this place is great. Stay here.

Weren't you banned or something?

[Phobia]

I've made this argument before. Mods shouldn't **** around with peoples names or posts, it's not conductive of a healthy forum.

I agree,,,,

[Phobia]

HEY!!!!!!

[Eleazar]

best mod abuse evar

[Saulbadguy]

This thread rules.

[Saulbadguy]

I've made this argument before. Mods shouldn't **** around with peoples names or posts, it's not conductive of a healthy forum.
Please someone change his name back to jarjar.

[Bob Dole]

I've made this argument before. Mods shouldn't **** around with peoples names or posts, it's not conductive of a healthy forum.

Bob Dole agrees 100%.

jarjar.

[Saulbadguy]

You know, I thought you were gay until I heard you do have a wife....You just hate women that know something! I pity your wife.
Tommykat smack. Classic.

[jidar]

Goddammit... are you still crying, Jarjar?

Crying? No. ****ing your mom? Yes.

[Eleazar]

/.,mnb

[Iowanian]

You know, I thought you were gay until I heard you do have a wife....You just hate women that know something! I pity your wife.

Your husband is the happiest man in the world...oh..wait.

I've got some pretty good smack to run back, but its for premium members. I think I'm going to hold it back, for now.

You're in good company....Dense and dp think I hate women too...oh and pamdawson and hel'n.

[Eleazar]

Uh oh. It's about to get brutal in here.

[Phobia]

Crying? No. ****ing your mom? Yes.

Dude - I wouldn't pass that info around. She's no prize. Plus she doesn't swallow.

[Halfcan]

Okay didn't this thread say, I bought a brand new handbag to match my high heels?

WTF is going on around here?

[Bob Dole]

Crying? No. ****ing your mom? Yes.

Redrum, is that you?

[jidar]

Dude - I wouldn't pass that info around. She's no prize. Plus she doesn't swallow.

she's a tripple bagger and I keep thinking of tossing her, but I don't want all the time I spent cutting mouth holes in the bags to go to waste.

[ChiefsFire]

what is the point of jacking someones thread?

are you trying to drive people to driedpaint.com

[Coach]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Misc-Buckle_up.gif

[Bob Dole]

what is the point of jacking someones thread?

are you trying to drive people to driedpaint.com

Bob Dole agrees 100%.

[Dunit35]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/Misc-Buckle_up.gif


Man thats flippin sweet. We need to have some sort of Fight Club or something.

[Iowanian]

I'm in a good mood and feeling charitably unbrutal tonight.

[ChiefsFire]

Man thats flippin sweet. We need to have some sort of Fight Club or something.
need a smackoff thread



no gochiefs

not a jackoff thread

[Saulbadguy]

Mesa dont like it!

[Eleazar]

I took jarjar's old lady to Sizzler the other night, and we got a group discount. They couldn't even see me.

[Dunit35]

I'm not really one for organizing clubs or anything. But, I'd be more than happy to hit you in the face as hard as I can.

Sir you dont want none of this. This one time I hit this dude in the...wait he hit me...nevermind.

[Bob Dole]

Mesa dont like it!

Bob Dole agrees 100%.

[Dunit35]

Whats up with Gochiefs being banned?

[Mecca]

Whats up with Gochiefs being banned?

He posted a picture of a fist, we got tired of looking at his girlfriend.

[Iowanian]

Bullshit. You're just scared chiefs4me will show up and make you cry.

You're just saying that because you hate womens, you silly lesbian.

[Dunit35]

He posted a picture of a fist, we got tired of looking at his girlfriend.

Oh ok..that explains it. But really why?

[Mecca]

Oh ok..that explains it. But really why?

Read the "OMG OMG" thread, that will answer your question.

[Coach]

HEY!!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/2Pac.gif

[jidar]

Oh shit it's a mod dog pile.
Much like boys night in at Elton Johns house, all cocks and stuffed faces.

[ChiefsFire]

Because I thought it would be funny, dammit. Do we really need more reason than that? You people are just pawns for the amusement of us drunken, abusive moderators.
at least its not high abusive moderators..


your not high are ya?

[Dunit35]

Because I thought it would be funny, dammit. Do we really need more reason than that? You people are just pawns for the amusement of us drunken, abusive moderators.

My bad, my bad. Up mine. Sounds like everyone is plastered tonight.

[Saulbadguy]

Oh shit it's a mod dog pile.
Much like boys night in at Elton Johns house, all cocks and stuffed faces.
Right. I've had ENOUGH!

[Iowanian]

Thats it.

Drop in....start some shit....and get back in line for your turn on the funnel.

If I were really interested in running smack on TK...It would be in Pictures, so she could understand it.

[ChiefsFire]

Oh shit it's a mod dog pile.
Much like boys night in at Elton Johns house, all cocks and stuffed faces.
franks and beans

franks and beans

[jidar]

Right. I've had ENOUGH!

Just be a trooper and stick it in your cheek. All aboard.

[ChiefsFire]

Just be a trooper and stick it in your cheek. All aboard.
stick what between whos cheeks?

[SPchief]

franks and beans

franks and beans


Just be a trooper and stick it in your cheek. All aboard.

Alright, to much of Teh GAY in this thread.

NTTATWWT

[Fish]

http://brian-anderson.net/modules/coppermine/albums/My%20Gallery/forum%20pics/normal_centipedes.jpg

[KCChiefsMan]

don't ever question da Jesus

[Dunit35]

I see why Gochiefs got banned now. Endelts net connection must be faster or he is just smarter than Gochiefs.

[ChiefsFire]

http://brian-anderson.net/modules/coppermine/albums/My%20Gallery/forum%20pics/normal_centipedes.jpg
W

T

F

?

[ChiefsFire]

I see why Gochiefs got banned now. Endelts net connection must be faster or he is just smarter than Gochiefs.
im guessin faster connection

[Mecca]

I see why Gochiefs got banned now. Endelts net connection must be faster or he is just smarter than Gochiefs.

I vote the latter.

[Dunit35]

http://brian-anderson.net/modules/coppermine/albums/My%20Gallery/forum%20pics/normal_centipedes.jpg

Thats funny. But since I have had earmuffs on everytime my parents are anyone talked about things like that, Im not really sure what centipedes is?

[Bob Dole]

I see why Gochiefs got banned now. Endelts net connection must be faster or he is just smarter than Gochiefs.

Yeah. It's not possible that gochiefs isn't really a mod.

[ChiefsFire]

Thats funny. But since I have had earmuffs on everytime my parents are anyone talked about things like that, Im not really sure what centipedes is?
really big crabs

[J Diddy]

wtf is going on in here?

[Mecca]

http://brian-anderson.net/modules/coppermine/albums/My%20Gallery/forum%20pics/normal_centipedes.jpg

She doesn't look to be that upset with her problem........

[Dunit35]

really big crabs

For real? Thats hilarious. Shaving them off just wont cut it this time.

[ChiefsFire]

For real? Thats hilarious. Shaving them off just wont cut it this time.
nah


need a big can of Raid

[Iowanian]

A Centepede?

I've heard of a French Tickler before.

That must be the Afganistan Tickler.

[J Diddy]

nah


need a big can of Raid


Gasoline works just as well.

[tommykat]

wtf is going on in here?

Don't even ask...new mod is having fun..:shrug: :rolleyes:

[J Diddy]

Don't even ask...new mod is having fun..:shrug: :rolleyes:

who's the new mod?

[SPchief]

Don't even ask...new mod is having fun..:shrug: :rolleyes:


:deevee: :deevee:

[Saulbadguy]

I think I need to smoke more pot.
CHIT..I MEAN..FOOK..THERE ARE KIDS HERE!!!

[Dunit35]

Gasoline works just as well.

Yeah but with the price of gasoline, I might just want to keep the crabs or find some other alternative.

[J Diddy]

I think I need to smoke more pot.

Hint:

More high=more munchies


Pretty quick you in bed is gonna be like whales mating.:)

[J Diddy]

CHIT..I MEAN..FOOK..THERE ARE KIDS HERE!!!

that's who's selling it to him

[Dunit35]

that's who's selling it to him

Kids and their video games this days. Probably got it off some street racing Grand Theft Auto game.

[J Diddy]

Yeah but with the price of gasoline, I might just want to keep the crabs or find some other alternative.


Don't do anything about the crabs, let them grow to enormous proportions and put them on a treadmill to power your vehicle.

This will save you enough money to buy the gas required to kill the crabs

[SPchief]

Hint:

More high=more munchies


Pretty quick you in bed is gonna be like whales mating.:)



Why are you picturing endelt in bed?? :hmmm:

[Iowanian]

Whale Tails?

Isn't that what they call it when the Top of a big girl's thong sticks out the top of her pants?

[J Diddy]

Kids and their video games this days. Probably got it off some street racing Grand Theft Auto game.


You're joking right.

I turned on Sesame street the other night and Big bird is on the corner selling his happy bud and Oscar the grouch was pimping his hoes.

It's that taking me down to Sesame street jazz.

[Dunit35]

Don't do anything about the crabs, let them grow to enormous proportions and put them on a treadmill to power your vehicle.

This will save you enough money to buy the gas required to kill the crabs


Good idea. Note to self..sleep with a dirty. But first ask if she has them. Cause I aint fooling with her if she doesnt have them.

[Iowanian]

They found a human body in Big bird's back yard a couple of weeks ago.

[J Diddy]

My girlfriend is going to beat you up for that.

Enough is enough stop the violence.


Especially if she is large.

[Coach]

Kids and their video games this days. Probably got it off some street racing Grand Theft Auto game.

Ah, I believe it's this game, yes?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/gtasomalia.jpg

[Dunit35]

You're joking right.

I turned on Sesame street the other night and Big bird is on the corner selling his happy bud and Oscar the grouch was pimping his hoes.

It's that taking me down to Sesame street jazz.

and they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. Now they didnt come out and say he was a pimp, but I know one when I see one. They call him the Count.

[J Diddy]

Why are you picturing endelt in bed?? :hmmm:

Why are you pondering me picturing endelt in bed?:hmmm:

[ChiefsFire]

Good idea. Note to self..sleep with a dirty. But first ask if she has them. Cause I aint fooling with her if she doesnt have them.
i hear crabs are great


like a bunch of tiny lil mouths going to town on your pisser...hottest thing going over in europe at all the sex clubs

[J Diddy]

Ah, I believe it's this game, yes?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/gtasomalia.jpg


ROFL

[Dunit35]

Ah, I believe it's this game, yes?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/gtasomalia.jpg

Awesome and since its only 19.99 to buy, it makes it easier.

[J Diddy]

Good idea. Note to self..sleep with a dirty. But first ask if she has them. Cause I aint fooling with her if she doesnt have them.


Ah screw that....


Drink 1 beer beforehand and blame it on the booze.

[Dunit35]

i hear crabs are great


like a bunch of tiny lil mouths going to town on your pisser...hottest thing going over in europe at all the sex clubs


Again..note to self.. Do not pick up chicks at European night clubs.

[Coach]

Good idea. Note to self..sleep with a dirty. But first ask if she has them. Cause I aint fooling with her if she doesnt have them.

Never, ever borrow her ChapStick as well
.

[ChiefsFire]

It happens to everybody eventually. I'm sexy.
:BS:

[Dunit35]

Never, ever borrow her ChapStick as well
.

Im glad I never get chapped lips.

[J Diddy]

i hear crabs are great


like a bunch of tiny lil mouths going to town on your pisser...hottest thing going over in europe at all the sex clubs

Oh yeah in Canada too.

[SPchief]

Why are you pondering me picturing endelt in bed?:hmmm:

:cuss:

[J Diddy]

Again..note to self.. Do not pick up chicks at European night clubs.


umm yeah.

Like you ever had that option.:rolleyes:

[Coach]

Awesome and since its only 19.99 to buy, it makes it easier.

And even better. You can get a collectors edition along with this game

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/SultanCityLogoSized.jpg

All for $30! :D

[Katipan]

Enough is enough stop the violence.


Especially if she is large.

I heard she's a thug.

[Dunit35]

umm yeah.

Like you ever had that option.:rolleyes:

Thats why when I go out, roofies are as important as my beer.

[J Diddy]

I heard she's a thug.


Friggin gangsters....:cuss:

[J Diddy]

Thats why when I go out, roofies are as important as my beer.

For you or her?

[Dunit35]

And even better. You can get a collectors edition along with this game

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/SultanCityLogoSized.jpg

All for $30! :D


That one would be just as fun.

[Dunit35]

For you or her?

If I dont bring my roofies there is no chance of me gettin any that night.

[J Diddy]

If I dont bring my roofies there is no chance of me gettin any that night.

Let me repeat my question:


For you or her?

[Dunit35]

Let me repeat my question:


For you or her?

They are for her. Like I would ever get a roofie put in my drink by a lady.

[J Diddy]

They are for her. Like I would ever get a roofie put in my drink by a lady.

There are a couple of ladies (term used loosely, heh like them) that a roofie would have been a sexual aid for me.

[Dunit35]

There are a couple of ladies (term used loosely, heh like them) that a roofie would have been a sexual aid for me.

Reminds me what happened to me a couple of months ago. I swear this bigger lady put one in my BL at the bar, but thankfully by the time we got to her place, I threw up everywhere and passed out.

[ChiefsFire]

Reminds me what happened to me a couple of months ago. I swear this bigger lady put one in my BL at the bar, but thankfully by the time we got to her place, I threw up everywhere and passed out.
dude.....

did you screw her folds?

[J Diddy]

Reminds me what happened to me a couple of months ago. I swear this bigger lady put one in my BL at the bar, but thankfully by the time we got to her place, I threw up everywhere and passed out.

Sex with ugly chicks is like the witness protection program. It's all good until someone finds out.

[Dunit35]

dude.....

did you screw her folds?

No but my guess is, that is what would have happened. Never been so drunk in my life.

[J Diddy]

dude.....

did you screw her folds?

Come on now.


Speaking as an incredibly horny man the fat adds something to a relationship. Imagine the numerous additions to the amount of positions that are added simply by not being restrained to sticking your pecker in only 3 spots.

[Dunit35]

Sex with ugly chicks is like the witness protection program. It's all good until someone finds out.

Wow, Ive never heard of that before. Thats flippin hilarious.

[ChiefsFire]

Come on now.


Speaking as an incredibly horny man the fat adds something to a relationship. Imagine the numerous additions to the amount of positions that are added simply by not being restrained to sticking your pecker in only 3 spots.
yea

but what happens when you find an inkpen or a lost M&M in there???

[Dunit35]

yea

but what happens when you find an inkpen or a lost M&M in there???


Last nights sandwich?

[Dunit35]

Last nights sandwich?

Or better yet, her long lost brother.

[Katipan]

Eat the M&M, duh.

[ChiefsFire]

Eat the M&M, duh.
ewwww thats just sick

[J Diddy]

yea

but what happens when you find an inkpen or a lost M&M in there???


:hmmm:


Write a novel or have a snack?

[J Diddy]

Wow, Ive never heard of that before. Thats flippin hilarious.


Thank you, thank you.

Just made it up. Copyright is pending.

[SPchief]

Sex with ugly chicks is like the witness protection program. It's all good until someone finds out.

HAHAHAHA

[SPchief]

So did TommyKat defect over to the dark side??

[Dunit35]

Thank you, thank you.

Just made it up. Copyright is pending.

Hurry up and get it done. Thats a T-shirt right there.

[SPchief]

Is that your cute way of asking if she passed out?


Hey, if she's passed out, I don't need permission.