Know how I know you're gay?

[el borracho]

You have all the Academy Awards on tape dating back to before you were born.

[el borracho]

You drive a convertible Cabriolet.

[el borracho]

You're a troop leader in the Girl Scouts.

[Donger]

You have all the Academy Awards on tape dating back to before you were born.

Coming out, eh?

[el borracho]

You know the proper way to fold fitted bed-sheets.

[FringeNC]

You're a troop leader in the Girl Scouts.

Wouldn't a gay guy prefer the Boy Scouts?

[el borracho]

You hold your pinky finger out while drinking tea and you're not British.

[el borracho]

Coming out, eh?
Good for you. I didn't know you were Canadian.

[el borracho]

Wouldn't a gay guy prefer the Boy Scouts?
You tell me.

[Donger]

Good for you. I didn't know you were Canadian.

All Canadians are gay?

[el borracho]

You carry you cats in a Louis Vatton handbag.

[FringeNC]

You tell me.

You seem to be the expert at all things gay...

[el borracho]

All Canadians are gay?
Not that I'm aware of. Why would you ask such a thing?

[Eleazar]

You created this thread.

buh dum tish

[el borracho]

Justin Timberlake steals your dance moves.

[Donger]

Not that I'm aware of. Why would you ask such a thing?

You brought up Canadians in a thread about homosexuality, not me.

[carlos3652]

-You like ColdPlay (40 year old virgin rocks!)

[Rain Man]

You think Will and Grace is a drama.

[el borracho]

You brought up Canadians in a thread about homosexuality, not me.
Maybe you brought up Canadians in post #4, eh?

[el borracho]

You spent the weekend shampooing your drapes.

[ptlyon]

I think I'm gay for just entering this thread.

[Donger]

Maybe you brought up Canadians in post #4, eh?

Nonsense. The etymology of that expression cannot be traced to Canada, hoser.

[chagrin]

You boldly proclaim your love of soccer on Chiefs Planet

[el borracho]

You have two thigh-masters and one of those electronic ab belts.

[chagrin]

Your favorite sex act would result in a population explosion, that is if your FACE could get pregnant

[Megbert]

The fact your breath smells like cock.

[el borracho]

You have over 500 porcelain collectibles.

[el borracho]

You wear pajamas to bed.

[el borracho]

On cold days you wear Tweety slippers around the house.

[el borracho]

You very favorite book has Fabio on the cover.

[DJJasonp]

You use the word "cute" in any sentence....and you're not female.

[arrowhead20]

your'e a figure skater, and you skAte to cher or steisand, well ok, you were gay if you figure skated, the latter is just semantics

[el borracho]

You sleep in a baby pink canopy bed.

[el borracho]

Your favorite movies include Fried Green Tomatoes and Stell Magnolias.

[DJJasonp]

You shop at Banana Republic

[el borracho]

When another man does something you don't like you retaliate by calling him a "brute."

[el borracho]

When greeting female friends you air kiss on both cheeks.

[el borracho]

When parting company you often say, "toodles."

[DJJasonp]

You carry a man purse.

[el borracho]

You write in perfect cursive.

[Megbert]

You 'Manscape'.

[DJJasonp]

As Jay and Silent Bob would say...

When you love the ***K.....

Sorry....was that too obvious???

[el borracho]

You selected your DVD player based on what would look best with your stereo components.

[el borracho]

You just re-newed your annual membership to the botanical gardens.

[Megbert]

Boy George once described you as "Effeminate"

[el borracho]

You bottle your own home-made vanilla extract.

[el borracho]

So, the other day I was f*cking el borracho in the ass, right? And I reach around and grab ahold of his cock, and he's got a hard-on! I was like, "You f*cking f*ggot!"
Did you wake up before or after you had an orgasm?

[DJJasonp]

So, the other day I was f*cking el borracho in the ass, right? And I reach around and grab ahold of his cock, and he's got a hard-on! I was like, "You f*cking f*ggot!"


Yep, that's gay alright.

[Donger]

So, the other day I was f*cking el borracho in the ass, right? And I reach around and grab ahold of his cock, and he's got a hard-on! I was like, "You f*cking f*ggot!"

ROFL

Not very subtle, but I'd say that's probably the most definitive example yet provided.

[el borracho]

You drink diet iced tea.

[Hammock Parties]

None of those apply to me.

I guess I'm not gay.

[DJJasonp]

When, standing naked in front of a mirror, you do the tuck....and say "I'd f**k me!"

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Mr. Kotter will be the judge of that

[ChiefsLV]

Cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee?

[FringeNC]

So, the other day I was f*cking el borracho in the ass, right? And I reach around and grab ahold of his cock, and he's got a hard-on! I was like, "You f*cking f*ggot!"

Was it romance or a power thing?

[Johnson&Johnson]

If you ask your girlfriend's or wifey's permission to play Madden06 30 mins before Desperate Housewives or Oprah comes on.

[angel]

you are attracted to members of the same sex... :shrug:

[Katipan]

Took your mom to the prom and got lucky.

cuz your only school chum was the lunch lady

[ChiefsLV]

cuz your only school chum was the lunch lady

Cause nobody likes ya monkey boy.

[ChiefsFire]

cuz ya got a big fat dick in your ass?

[carlos3652]

Because you shave your asshole...

[Boozer]

You listen to Asia.

[carlos3652]

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?

[Molitoth]

Best comedy to hit the shelves since Napoleon Dynamite.

[Tinlar]

you know how to tell if someone is gay from looking at simple parts of their life? Is that one of them?

[sedated]

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?


ROFL

great f*ckin movie

[ChiefsFire]

best line of the movie

"cuz your dick tastes like shit"

[carlos3652]

[regarding Andy's girlfriend as a grandmother]

Cal: She's a grandma? Man. I wish my grandma looked like that. My grandma looks like Jack Palance. If Jack Palance looked like her I'd wanna **** Jack Palance.

Cal: You can **** her while watching "Murder, She Wrote". She'll like that

Cal: You should **** her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday.

[sedated]

cuz ya got a big fat dick in your ass?


my daddy told me that's what makes me into a real man.




(quiet sobbing)

[chappy]

cuz i seen you making one of those spinich dips with rye bread

[el borracho]

Richard Simmons watches your workout video.

[el borracho]

Liberace used to borrow your cape.

[luv]

I saw this and thought of the kodesex shirts. That would be an easy way to tell. Doesn't matter which one they have on, either. Anyone wearing one would be gay.