Matt Helm has been banned.

[htismaqe]

So you can stop PM'ing me now. Thanks.

[RedNFeisty]

Why?

[Coach]

Heh, awesome.

[jspchief]

Good. Unfortunately he'll just come back as someone else.

It would have been better to leave him be and put him on the entire Planet's ignore list.

[penguinz]

Who is Matt Helm?

[Skip Towne]

PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

[Bwana]

Who?

[Saulbadguy]

He'll be back.

[ptlyon]

Next up - Skip

[shakesthecat]

How is the poor guy going to express his man-crush on Taco now?

[Skip Towne]

Next up - Skip
Not me. I'm much slicker than Gash.

[Brock]

goAthan would be the next logical progression.

[KCFalcon59]

Good.

[chagrin]

I'm curious about this - did he do something specifically other than call TJ names to get banned?

[John Matrix]

What was he banned for?

[Rausch]

What was he banned for?

General douchebaggery...

[Fish]

http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/emperor.jpg

Yes.....yes...... Let the hate flow through you............

[htismaqe]

It's really immaterial why he was banned. Anybody that's been here for a while knows the history.

The chapter is over, time to turn the page.

[chagrin]

well, John Matrix and Chest Rockwell with the ghey av are taken, so who will he be next?

[Adept Havelock]

Anyone want to start a pool on TC's new username?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Good. He really wasn't interested in having a discussion.

[Skip Towne]

I'm curious about this - did he do something specifically other than call TJ names to get banned?
I got about 20 emails from him one week because I refused to talk to him.

[Eleazar]

It's finally safe to go in my PM box.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Who is Matt Helm?
http://www.hmss.com/otherspies/matthelm/ambushers.gif

a drunken spy who peeks at meat curtians?

[Taco John]

So is it just a username ban, or is he welcome to come back and start a new username?

[chagrin]

I got about 20 emails from him one week because I refused to talk to him.

no shit, eh? Well that's a bit off

[Katipan]

So is it just a username ban, or is he welcome to come back and start a new username?

I'll protect you, sweetheart.

[Rausch]

So is it just a username ban, or is he welcome to come back and start a new username?

Same thing GoatCheese does.

Sign up with a new IP/Username...

[Eleazar]

no shit, eh? Well that's a bit off

Tomcash is a keyword in message board code. Each instance of typing the word causes a bloviant PM to appear in your inbox.

[Skip Towne]

I'll protect you, sweetheart.
Protect me, too.

[Taco John]

I'll protect you, sweetheart.



:) Totally Awesome. :)

[Mr. Laz]

i bet he loves having his own sticky thread

[the Talking Can]

Tom Cash is a gigantic douchebag.

and NO, I won't read your PMs.....

[CoMoChief]

Good. Unfortunately he'll just come back as someone else.

It would have been better to leave him be and put him on the entire Planet's ignore list.


Yeah, banning someone doesn't solve anything.

[Skip Towne]

i bet he loves having his own sticky thread
I wonder if he can see it. Can you still read the Planet after you are banned?

[htismaqe]

Cynical bunch aren't we?

Why don't you just trust that it's been taken care of this time...

[jspchief]

Cynical bunch aren't we?

Why don't you just trust that it's been taken care of this time...Yes.

And OK.

[dirk digler]

Cynical bunch aren't we?

Why don't you just trust that it's been taken care of this time...

Good job but can we hold you to that so when he comes back it is all your fault. :D

[BIG_DADDY]

About time. It's funny I did a search of Tom Cash in Kansas and only got one born in 1951. Kind of scary when you think about it considering he acts like he's 6.

[Skip Towne]

Cynical bunch aren't we?

Why don't you just trust that it's been taken care of this time...
I dunno, now if Phobia were still in charge............

[BIG_DADDY]

I will say one thing for ol Tom. When he told me I should change my name to stupid California Liberal I almost lost it. Funniest thing I have seen posted for some time.

[htismaqe]

I'm not gonna say Tom won't come back. Our system isn't foolproof.

[Frankie]

I know for sure of only one of his past usernames. Can somebody list all or some of them?

Just curious.

[FAX]

I know for sure of only one of his past usernames. Can somebody list all or some of them?

Just curious.

Fuzzy Wubbles
CanDanceLikeAGirl
Clint In Wichita

FAX

[Skip Towne]

Fuzzy Wubbles
CanDanceLikeAGirl
Clint In Wichita

FAX
Saulbadguy, Gochiefs, Zach

[Clint in Wichita]

Fuzzy Wubbles
CanDanceLikeAGirl
Clint In Wichita

FAX


Yeah, right.

[Clint in Wichita]

I wouldn't care if Matt Helm was run over by a steamroller, then tossed into a giant meat grinder.

[BIG_DADDY]

Clint In Wichita



I heard he is a homo too the little C O C K S U C K E R.

[Lurch]

I wonder if he can see it. Can you still read the Planet after you are banned?

Yup. You just can't log on.

[Lurch]

Saulbadguy, Gochiefs, Zach

So your phobia of noobs, extends to a phobia toward anyone under the age of 30 too?

[Hammock Parties]

I'm not gonna say Tom won't come back. Our system isn't foolproof.

>_>

<_<

[Skip Towne]

So your phobia of noobs, extends to a phobia toward anyone under the age of 30 too?
It can extend to anyone under the right conditions.

[cadmonkey]

It can extend to anyone under the right conditions.


Sh*t, I'm a noob under 30. I'm done for.

[Lurch]

Sh*t, I'm a noob under 30. I'm done for.

Yeah, we are done for. Might as well quit the board now I guess.

[greg63]

This individual’s infamy must extend far and wide to have a thread as prominent as to be sticky worthy and run four pages long; to date.

[Rain Man]

I didn't even know there were problems here again. Too bad, because he's actually made some good post contributions recently.

[Mr. Laz]

I heard he is a homo too the little C O C K S U C K E R.
bypassing the word censor, bypassing the word censor :cuss:


ban him ... ban him!!






ban that Big co/cksucker!!!

















:p

[Inspector]

He'll be back as Tom Credit.

I'll know it's him.

[htismaqe]

This individual’s infamy must extend far and wide to have a thread as prominent as to be sticky worthy and run four pages long; to date.

His myth is larger than Marc Boerigter's and Brian Shay's combined, which I didn't think was possible.

[BIG_DADDY]

bypassing the word censor, bypassing the word censor!!!!



ban him!! ban him!!



ban that Big co/cksucker!!!



















:p

Why that word would ever be banned is fricken beyond me. Someone please explain that one to me.

[|Zach|]

His myth is larger than Marc Boerigter's and Brian Shay's combined, which I didn't think was possible.
And Sean LaChapelle's?

[greg63]

His myth is larger than Marc Boerigter's and Brian Shay's combined, which I didn't think was possible.



And Sean LaChapelle's?


Wow!


I guess so; here we are on page five.

[chiefsfan1963]

It's really immaterial why he was banned. Anybody that's been here for a while knows the history.

The chapter is over, time to turn the page.


This is the very reason why people die for freedom.
Obviously this site is a dictatorship and just like good little people we're not to ask questions just turn away and move on. :shake:

[go bo]

I'm curious about this - did he do something specifically other than call TJ names to get banned?link?

[Katipan]

Protect me, too.

:) Totally Awesome. :)


http://members.cox.net/merisssa/thug.jpg

[htismaqe]

This is the very reason why people die for freedom.
Obviously this site is a dictatorship and just like good little people we're not to ask questions just turn away and move on. :shake:

This is a typical statement we see in these situations -- you sir are the pinnacle of ignorance.

Have you even considered the myriad of possibilities invovled with this, up to and including:

HE ASKED ME TO BAN HIM AND POST THIS?

I'm not saying he did that, but we've had several users in the past ASK to be banned.

Please, by all means, continue to prattle on about something you know NOTHING about. It wouldn't be any different than your football posts.

[vailpass]

Please, by all means, continue to prattle on about something you know NOTHING about. It wouldn't be any different than your football posts.

ROFL No offense 1963 but that is some quality smackage right there!

[Bwana]

This is the very reason why people die for freedom.
Obviously this site is a dictatorship and just like good little people we're not to ask questions just turn away and move on. :shake:
Tom??

[jspchief]

This is the very reason why people die for freedom.
Obviously this site is a dictatorship and just like good little people we're not to ask questions just turn away and move on. :shake:This is the reason people die for freedom? It's a goddamn internet message board. Don't be so dense.

[FAX]

This is the very reason why people die for freedom.

I'm with you all the way on this, Mr. chiefsfan1963.

But, do we really have to die for this now? I'm not sure my alien soul is fully prepared to return to the mothership.

FAX

[Brock]

This is the very reason why people die for freedom.
Obviously this site is a dictatorship and just like good little people we're not to ask questions just turn away and move on. :shake:

Are you friends with the douchebag Tom Cash?

[chiefsfan1963]

This is a typical statement we see in these situations -- you sir are the pinnacle of ignorance.

Have you even considered the myriad of possibilities invovled with this, up to and including:

HE ASKED ME TO BAN HIM AND POST THIS?

I'm not saying he did that, but we've had several users in the past ASK to be banned.

Please, by all means, continue to prattle on about something you know NOTHING about. It wouldn't be any different than your football posts.


So if I continue to prattle then I will be banned as well! Please!!!!!!!!!
You are the authority on what has merit and what doesn't!!!

Just like all dictators they only listen when they have a gun to the head and are about to lose their little fiefdom! You are no different. I know you think you're some kind of high and mighty football expert.
Continue to live in your little world.

[|Zach|]

So if I continue to prattle then I will be banned as well! Please!!!!!!!!!
He didn't say that.

You are a total idiot man. You have no idea what you are talking about...

You could disagree with the mods of this board until the cows come home and not get banned.

You can even post awful idiotic threads like you do and not get banned.

If what you were actually saying was true you wouldnt have a chance to make this post.

[go bo]

i'll go get the popcorn... :D :D :D

[FAX]

Continue to live in your little world.

Good news, Mr. chiefsfan1963!

I'll see you at the mothership in about 30 years or so, k?

FAX

[Bwana]

So if I continue to prattle then I will be banned as well! Please!!!!!!!!!
You are the authority on what has merit and what doesn't!!!

Just like all dictators they only listen when they have a gun to the head and are about to lose their little fiefdom! You are no different. I know you think you're some kind of high and mighty football expert.
Continue to live in your little world.


MELT DOWN ROFL

[|Zach|]

Good news, Mr. chiefsfan1963!

I'll see you at the mothership in about 30 years or so, k?

FAX
http://www.ufos-unbound.com/ufos/heavens-gate.jpg

[chiefsfan1963]

zach- don't post something about someone who is banned w/o giving an explanation. Many people will get the wrong idea about this site especially newcomers. By the way I don't appreciate being called an idiot. You show a lot of class man.

[Eleazar]

zach- don't post something about someone who is banned w/o giving an explanation. Many people will get the wrong idea about this site especially newcomers. By the way I don't appreciate being called an idiot. You show a lot of class man.

';

[|Zach|]

zach- don't post something about someone who is banned w/o giving an explanation. Many people will get the wrong idea about this site especially newcomers. By the way I don't appreciate being called an idiot. You show a lot of class man.
I call em as I see em. You are just an idiot...thats how its always been with your posts and threads...

Aside from that reasons need not be given for this user because the whole community except for people on their high horses without information know of the trollish behavior of this individual...

But this is a dictatorship...anyone who says something against the mods is banned right? I look forward to your reply to my posts after you have said things disagreeing with the mods... ROFL

[|Zach|]

I am excited for the next cf 1963 thread telling us how sucessful the Chiefs would have been by just "making" the playoffs or some other nice offering using the football logic of small kids just learning the game.

[Anyong Bluth]

nobody I know died for the freedom of "Douchebaggery on a Internet Messageboard."

yeah, real fundamental right, woah!

[Simply Red]

Well bless his little heart. Okay, not really.

[htismaqe]

So if I continue to prattle then I will be banned as well! Please!!!!!!!!!
You are the authority on what has merit and what doesn't!!!

Just like all dictators they only listen when they have a gun to the head and are about to lose their little fiefdom! You are no different. I know you think you're some kind of high and mighty football expert.
Continue to live in your little world.

Good lord, nobody is going to ban you.

There aren't enough morons around here to provide entertainment the way it is...

[FAX]

Don't give up the fight, Mr. chiefsfan1963. It's a worthy cause. We have "right" on our side and we can't let them dictatorize us in this unfashionable way. Plus, we're damned willing to die.

FAX

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Something smells funny around here! Uh Oh .. nevermind.

[go bo]

I am excited for the next cf 1963 thread telling us how sucessful the Chiefs would have been by just "making" the playoffs or some other nice offering using the football logic of small kids just learning the game.hey, what's wrong with the football logic of small kids?

it pretty much works for me... :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[go bo]

Good lord, nobody is going to ban you.

There aren't enough morons around here to provide entertainment the way it is...hey, i'm doing my part...

[Eleazar]

hey, i'm doing my part...

go bo isn't a moron.

err... what does it mean when you fail at being a moron? :D ROFL

[htismaqe]

It's a joke filter. Just like the filters for f*g and f*ggot. Problem is... the mods don't know when to let a joke die.

Or, we're lazy.

Something like that.

We're lazy.

I think everybody here knows that already.

[ptlyon]

We're lazy.


Speaking of which, where's Dole Bob been today?

[go bo]

go bo isn't a moron.

err... what does it mean when you fail at being a moron? :D ROFLhey, everybody has to aspire to something...

[htismaqe]

Speaking of which, where's Dole Bob been today?

He's sick of seeing your name, so he stopped coming around.

[ptlyon]

He's sick of seeing your name, so he stopped coming around.

YES!!! rochambeau

[Skip Towne]

Speaking of which, where's Dole Bob been today?
He was around early this morning.

[SLAG]

Im still trying to find out why im not allowed to have a sig

[Lurch]

Im still trying to find out why im not allowed to have a sig

Are you related to Tom?

[SLAG]

Are you related to Tom?
:shake:

[ptlyon]

Some folks had sigs not within the guidelines. Some of these folks, when informed by a moderator that they had to change their sig, chose to ignore the moderator. Some of these folks then lost the permission to have a sig at all.

If I were a betting man, I'd put money on Mr. Slag ignoring a PM he shouldn't have.

Well you bunch of hard asses.

[SLAG]

I have read all my PMS and never got one, I recieved a PM regarding my Sig Before I changed it and it was not From a Moderator.

htismaqe Stated there was some confusion
and that I should Be getting a message from Mr. Dole Himself, Yet I still havent gotten anything.

:shrug:

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole's bad.

Bob Dole momentarily forgot that he was dealing with a pack of 12 year-olds who all feel that they deserve a personal invitation to follow the ****ing rules.

Bob Dole is glad to see that nothing much has changed around here in the past 12 hours. Carry on.

[Otter]

There aren't enough morons around here to provide entertainment the way it is...

I beg to differ.

[htismaqe]

Wow, Delt, see if I fix your access now...

[htismaqe]

I'm sorry. Do you feel left out?

I'd like to personally invite you to go f*ck yourself as well.

Better?

Wow, I've never banned a fellow mod before. This might be alot of fun.

[Skip Towne]

I'll race ya.
I hope it's a tie. Then I can cuss.

[htismaqe]

I'll race ya.

You're bluffing.

You and I both know your account is screwed up.

[Dave Lane]

This is the very reason why people die for freedom.
Obviously this site is a dictatorship and just like good little people we're not to ask questions just turn away and move on. :shake:

You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...

Dave

[Dave Lane]

I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of...

Dave

[John Matrix]

I bet Tom Cash is laughing his ass off watching the mods destroy one another.

[Bob Dole]

Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.

[htismaqe]

I bet Tom Cash is laughing his ass off watching the mods destroy one another.

He's the only mod left. We're all done.

[SLAG]

Dear Chiefs Planet...


Im sorry for abusing the Privlage of having a Signature, I can see how my actions could be detrimental to this fourm, I would like to extend a Sincere apology for my Blatent Lack of Respect for the Rules and a full heartfelt resolution to never do such atrocities again, I will adhear to all pixel Regulation, and respect the content of other post.

I would like to affirm my comitment to be a good poster and not challange the establishment in any way shape or form.

Thank You for Your Time I do know it is extremely Valuable and I would not dream of wasting a precious second of it.


Slag
(the Signatureless)

[milkman]

Good lord, nobody is going to ban you.

There aren't enough morons around here to provide entertainment the way it is...

I disagree wholeheartedly.

This place has been infested with morons recently.

[milkman]

About time. It's funny I did a search of Tom Cash in Kansas and only got one born in 1951. Kind of scary when you think about it considering he acts like he's 6.

If the Tom Cash you found was born in Leavenworth or Lansing, then that is very likely him.

[Adept Havelock]

I told you, we're an anarco-sydicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of...

Dave


Watery tarts lofting scimitars is no basis for a form of government!