Passion of the Christ prequel: The Birth of the Christ

[CoMoChief]

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/12/birth-of-the-christ.html


Gibson Plans Bloody "Passion" Prequel: The Birth of the Christ
By Brian Briggs and Francisco Rangel


Los Angeles, CA – Mel Gibson said he plans to produce and direct a prequel to "The Passion of the Christ" called "The Birth of the Christ."

Gibson said the film will concentrate on the last twelve hours of Mary's pregnancy from the start of labor pains to the two hours of "pushing" and even the delivery of the Holy placenta. He expects it to be as graphic and bloody as "Passion."

"People have many misconceptions about the birth of Jesus. They just get the pictures of Jesus wrapped up in the arms of Mary with wise men bearing gifts. I want to show the whole story," said Gibson.

Gibson has done years of research on Jesus's birth and said, "Scholars agree that Jesus had a big head as a baby, making for a long and painful labor. Mary suffered to bring us the Lord."

Scheduling may be difficult as Gibson hopes to use an actual birth for the film. "If it's not bloody enough, we can add that in with CGI," he said. Several stars including Naomi Watts and Charlize Theron agreed to get pregnant for the role if they were chosen. Gibson may also have conflicts with Lethal Weapon 5 which may delay production.


:LOL:

[007]

Birth of Christ and Lethal Weapon 5. They put THAT in there for a reason didn't they.

[CoMoChief]

Come on kcchiefsguru one more post you can do it.

[007]

Come on kcchiefsguru one more post you can do it.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to respond to ya for it. ROFL

[keg in kc]

I wonder if it will be as bloody and realistic.

[007]

I wonder if it will be as bloody and realistic.

That is what the article said.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

"Scholars agree that Jesus had a big head as a baby, making for a long and painful labor. Mary suffered to bring us the Lord."


what?

[keg in kc]

I'm sure it will be a movie with many layers. Like an onion.

[007]

"Scholars agree that Jesus had a big head as a baby, making for a long and painful labor. Mary suffered to bring us the Lord."


what?

These days, that would result in a C-section.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

excuse me, how would they know anything about the size of his head at birth

[007]

excuse me, how would they know anything about the size of his head at birth

you know scientists. They know everything.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

scholars too I reckon

[ROYC75]

I wonder if they need help getting them pregnant ?



I could live with being the 1st in line to offer services........

[Rain Man]

Come on kcchiefsguru one more post you can do it.

Breathe! Breathe!

[Rain Man]

excuse me, how would they know anything about the size of his head at birth

I'll bet they can figure it out by looking at the image from the Shroud of Turin.

[Raiderhater]

Let me get this straight, a couple of actresses have said they would get pregnant, not because they want a kid, but simply to get a role in a film?

Is it just me, or is that extremely f#cked up?

[sexychiefschick]

When will that movie come out.

[memyselfI]

Let me get this straight, a couple of actresses have said they would get pregnant, not because they want a kid, but simply to get a role in a film?

Is it just me, or is that extremely f#cked up?

They are sacrificing themselves for the cause. Perfect martyrdom. :rolleyes:

[ROYC75]

Let me get this straight, a couple of actresses have said they would get pregnant, not because they want a kid, but simply to get a role in a film?

Is it just me, or is that extremely f#cked up?

I offered my services...... what more can I say ?

[Dunit35]

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/12/birth-of-the-christ.html


Gibson Plans Bloody "Passion" Prequel: The Birth of the Christ
By Brian Briggs and Francisco Rangel


Los Angeles, CA – Mel Gibson said he plans to produce and direct a prequel to "The Passion of the Christ" called "The Birth of the Christ."

Gibson said the film will concentrate on the last twelve hours of Mary's pregnancy from the start of labor pains to the two hours of "pushing" and even the delivery of the Holy placenta. He expects it to be as graphic and bloody as "Passion."

"People have many misconceptions about the birth of Jesus. They just get the pictures of Jesus wrapped up in the arms of Mary with wise men bearing gifts. I want to show the whole story," said Gibson.

Gibson has done years of research on Jesus's birth and said, "Scholars agree that Jesus had a big head as a baby, making for a long and painful labor. Mary suffered to bring us the Lord."

Scheduling may be difficult as Gibson hopes to use an actual birth for the film. "If it's not bloody enough, we can add that in with CGI," he said. Several stars including Naomi Watts and Charlize Theron agreed to get pregnant for the role if they were chosen. Gibson may also have conflicts with Lethal Weapon 5 which may delay production.


:LOL:

Get pregnant to make 15-20 million or more dollars. Why not?

[Adept Havelock]

How do you say "Breath..Breathe" in Aramaic?

[Raiderhater]

They are sacrificing themselves for the cause. Perfect martyrdom. :rolleyes:



Bullshit, they are sacraficing themselves and the potential kids for a big movie role. I garundamntee you that action is not a part of the cause.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Let me get this straight, a couple of actresses have said they would get pregnant, not because they want a kid, but simply to get a role in a film?

Is it just me, or is that extremely f#cked up?
I can't belive people are taking this seriously. Come on, people.

[Mr. Kotter]

This article must be from a ripoff of "The Onion" type site?

[Warrior5]

I'm throwing the challenge flag on this article.


If it does turn out to be true, I just lose a timeout.

[Sully]

I already know how this one ends.

[KcMizzou]

I can't belive people are taking this seriously. Come on, people.Yeah... BBspot is a humor/satire web site.

[Bowser]

Next up after "The Birth of Christ", Gibson plans on doing a documentary about Ghandi and how he was the first of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse".

[chefsos]

This article must be from a ripoff of "The Onion" type site?
May I direct your attention to the understated brilliance of post #8? :) I'm sure it will be a movie with many layers. Like an onion.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Note to self: ChiefsPlanet geiouses will believe anything.

[Eleazar]

Note to self: ChiefsPlanet geiouses will believe anything.

No kidding. :shake:

[C-Mac]

Gibson has done years of research on Jesus's birth and said, "Scholars agree that Jesus had a big head as a baby, making for a long and painful labor. Mary suffered to bring us the Lord."


These "scholars" cant even agree on what month he was born in yet they agree he had a big head.
ROFL