Cliff Notes version of the END/Mer thread

[Bootlegged]

Someone please summarize w/pics so we can all save 2 hours of our lives.

Thank you.

[Sully]

It would be like someone describing what a Prime Rib tastes like. It just wouldn't be the same.

[Katipan]

Donger is hot with pink nipples.

[Brock]

You'll come away with a new hope for peanut-headed men everywhere.

[KcMizzou]

Mer and End = <3

Phob and FC = not so much

[Phobia]

Mer is blind, hot, and not very smart. Hopefully she has sisters.

[Boozer]

No one can know for sure which Circle K appeared in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure."

[Baby Lee]

It would be like someone describing what a Prime Rib tastes like. It just wouldn't be the same.
ROFL - reminds me of David Cross' aspiration to find work tasting BBQ pork for orthodox jews and describing it to them. Mmmm, falling off the bone!!!

[Phobia]

Phob and FC = not so much

Oh yeah. I had forgotten about that part.

FloridaChief is reminding people of an old JD rumor about how I molested a young girl over the phone. I told him if he didn't stop spreading that rumor I was going to murder him over the phone.

[Donger]

Donger is hot with pink nipples.

That's true. Well, the nipple part anyway.

[Sully]

ROFL - reminds me of David Cross' aspiration to find work tasting BBQ pork for orthodox jews and describing it to them. Mmmm, falling off the bone!!!
Although I LOVE Arrested Development, it would be sad if that was what Cross was known best for. His stand up is great, and MR Show was one of the greatest shows ever.

[Bootlegged]

So, Mer is not Tom Cash?

And ENDelt is involved w/Donger's nips in some fashion.

Got it.

[Sully]

Oh yeah. I had forgotten about that part.

FloridaChief is reminding people of an old JD rumor about how I molested a young girl over the phone. I told him if he didn't stop spreading that rumor I was going to murder him over the phone.
I once had a guy tell me not to be suprised if I woke up dead.
He was far too dumb for me to kick his ass.

[KcMizzou]

So, Mer is not Tom Cash?

And ENDelt is involved w/Donger's nips in some fashion.

Got it.Yeah, that's close enough.

[Skip Towne]

Endelt got a new hole and now he gets drunk at her house. The End

[Sully]

... and someone ate the peanut butter out of FCs ice cream.

[teedubya]

http://www.chicagoist.com/images/2004_08_presc_drugs.gif

[alanm]

Endelt got a new hole and now he gets drunk at her house. The End
ROFL ROFL

[el borracho]

Endelt got a new hole and now he gets drunk at her house. The End
So it is love!