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chiefqueen
01-30-2006, 06:56 PM
Brian Schottenheimer=Offensive Coordinator
|Zach|
01-30-2006, 07:05 PM
Witty.
B2chiefsfan
01-30-2006, 07:06 PM
ROFL


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ROFL



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Saulbadguy
01-30-2006, 07:49 PM
This is the reason i'm glad the internet was invented.
Dave Lane
01-30-2006, 08:06 PM
Actually that would just be moron...

Dave

~no oxy needed.
milkman
01-30-2006, 10:12 PM
This is the reason i'm glad the internet was invented.

Yeah.

Thanks Al!
milkman
01-30-2006, 10:35 PM
Oxymoron-A person that spends mony at an oxygen bar.
greg63
01-30-2006, 11:59 PM
Microsoft Works
greg63
01-31-2006, 01:03 AM
Do they even still make that?


Probably not; I think "Office" pretty much replaced it.
luv
01-31-2006, 01:08 AM
The professor was right! You are an ox and a moron!
You've got a dangling participle.
Bugeater
01-31-2006, 01:22 AM
You've got a dangling participle.

I hate it when one of my participles are dangling and no one tells me about it.
luv
01-31-2006, 01:23 AM
I hate it when one of my participles are dangling and no one tells me about it.
Have you ever seen Oscar with Stallone?
Bugeater
01-31-2006, 01:24 AM
Is Oscar a movie?
Rausch
01-31-2006, 01:26 AM
You've got a dangling participle.

Bull$3it!

I'm Catholic, I've been circumcised! :cuss:
luv
01-31-2006, 01:28 AM
Is Oscar a movie?
Yeah. His attempt at comedy.
Bugeater
01-31-2006, 01:34 AM
Yeah. His attempt at comedy.

Luckily, I missed that one. Was there a dangling participle joke in it?
luv
01-31-2006, 01:36 AM
Luckily, I missed that one. Was there a dangling participle joke in it?
Tim Curry played a linguist.
Bugeater
01-31-2006, 01:43 AM
Tim Curry played a linguist.

You may be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.